Political user here. 10 days out and I finally got the time to sit down and say thanks fuck you you bunch of fucking faggots.
Do any of you have any fucking idea how delicate your systems of government are? Did you ever think maybe it seems dense and complicated because you're too fucking dumb to understand how much actually goes in to making this shit function on a daily basis? Of course you fucking don't. I'm sitting in my office right now wondering what the fuck we're going to do. Paul Ryan is shitting himself with glee because he spent 10 minutes with our President-Elect and realized he doesn't have the slightest fucking clue what he's doing. That son of a bitch walks around here like he's John fucking Galt and is going to save America by privatizing all our social safety nets so hey, fuck you if you need insulin, the market's down this week. At least he's over on the House side and I don't have to deal with him personally, but I'd cut off a fucking nut to see Ted Cruz actually get some kind of appointment just so I didn't have to see his shit-eating face anymore.
Just so there's no confusion, we all fucking hate Ted Cruz. Every last one of us. He shut down the fucking government and we spent two weeks trying to undo his publicity stunt. He's been running for President since he got here and if there's one thing that brings a smile to my face every goddamn day it's knowing that he ended up sucking Trump's shriveled orange cock. But now the rest of us are trying to figure out what the fuck we're going to do with this nightmare scenario you shitstains dropped on us.
Let me clue you retards in on how this really works, or at least how it used to - we go out in front of the camera and talk shit about each other, and then we go meet in person and actually run the fucking country like civilized human beings and that's how it works around the entire fucking world, in the places where it does work.
Now you've given us this asshole.
