Political user here. 10 days out and I finally got the time to sit down and say thanks fuck you you bunch of fucking faggots.
Do any of you have any fucking idea how delicate your systems of government are? Did you ever think maybe it seems dense and complicated because you're too fucking dumb to understand how much actually goes in to making this shit function on a daily basis? Of course you fucking don't. I'm sitting in my office right now wondering what the fuck we're going to do. Paul Ryan is shitting himself with glee because he spent 10 minutes with our President-Elect and realized he doesn't have the slightest fucking clue what he's doing. That son of a bitch walks around here like he's John fucking Galt and is going to save America by privatizing all our social safety nets so hey, fuck you if you need insulin, the market's down this week. At least he's over on the House side and I don't have to deal with him personally, but I'd cut off a fucking nut to see Ted Cruz actually get some kind of appointment just so I didn't have to see his shit-eating face anymore.
Just so there's no confusion, we all fucking hate Ted Cruz. Every last one of us. He shut down the fucking government and we spent two weeks trying to undo his publicity stunt. He's been running for President since he got here and if there's one thing that brings a smile to my face every goddamn day it's knowing that he ended up sucking Trump's shriveled orange cock. But now the rest of us are trying to figure out what the fuck we're going to do with this nightmare scenario you shitstains dropped on us.
Let me clue you retards in on how this really works, or at least how it used to - we go out in front of the camera and talk shit about each other, and then we go meet in person and actually run the fucking country like civilized human beings and that's how it works around the entire fucking world, in the places where it does work.
Now you've given us this asshole.
Caleb Allen
gg no re LMAOOOOO
William Myers
blah blah blah
Jose Jackson
You're welcome
Jackson Nguyen
If you aren't LARPing, maybe you should've helped uproot the garbage liars.
Gabriel Ramirez
gg ez
Aaron Davis
>mfw I imagine Hillary dictating this post to Huma between howling, thunderous sobs
Nolan Wood
i want to play ^^
Jaxon Adams
uh oh
Oliver Sanders
>Oh please stop ruining my overly convoluted, stagnant, ineffective bureaucracy that hasn't been able to do its actual job for 20 years
El oh El.
Cooper Jackson
UP BUM NO BABY get
Dominic Gutierrez
you are going to hell
Isaiah Hughes
Fuck off, you LARPing gender studies major faggot.
Carson Nelson
tl;dr
Learn to whittle your rants down to concise talking points. Here's one for free.
>I'm a cuck.
You're welcome.
Nathan Wood
roooollin
Dominic Howard
Rolling plz no gayw
Cooper Hall
...
David Price
alright, I'll play.
Noah Jenkins
Me so sahlee me hab tee bee shoe me makee das pwezidente
Jose Smith
Go to sleep Obama........
Connor Morales
You were inefficient cretins anyways. Late 1870s until 1890 was the golden generation of politicians.
Also write a book or do some non-profit work, as you're clearly to actively contribute to society.
Pic very related.
James Foster
Boo hoo.
Your arrogance fucked you.
The people decided an orange clown was just as good a leader as any of you shitstains.
Ethan Harris
He's promised to bring you back jobs that don't exist anymore. Was that not clear? Were you too busy jerking it to Kellyanne Conway to realize coal and steel aren't a thing? My state is blood red and we can't even afford a full school week anymore because we don't have shit to tax. And keeping people dumb is another tactic we all use, don't ever fucking doubt it. Get as woke as you can get, once we pull your high school civics course no one where I work sweats anything. There's a reason no one fights that hard for education.
But I can see that has bit us right in the fucking ass.
I'm at least relieved that when our new President's FCC appointee takes over internet fast lanes will finally be a thing and I'll be able to get back to a world you cunts can't afford to live in.
You think Hillary Clinton was the fucking problem with Washington? Do you have any idea how many honest to god pedophiles are walking through these halls? Kids are like a fucking currency here, and most of us have to smile and go along with it because the FBI isn't doing shit. You want to make America great again or whatever other bullshit slogan you want to rip off from Reagan, whose taint sweat Trump is not fit to sniff, maybe do something about the fucking horde of kid fuckers running your goddamn country you fucks!
Gonna drink myself to sleep and then get back to work. Fuck me for getting a safe seat. I don't want to be here, and I'm fully convinced I could now shoot a fucking nigger on camera and still not be voted out.
Christopher Gray
How did it know?
Angel James
Fuck of, you LARPing faggot.
Nolan Davis
But who is John Galt?
Also, fake and gay.
Go fuck yourself Saged Get raped by niggers Kill yourself Get raped by niggers again until death
Jose Morales
Maybe it's better that the country burn than the leftist death cult take it over.
Connor Gonzalez
Are you me? Are you quite the higher up? You sound right wing but sane and as though you've won an election and unlike all the other turd munchers you don't like the Antichrist. Bless you. Don't worry anout it. God is in full control but this Oompa Loompa isn't here to save he might be here to be used to punish us deservedly
Julian Perry
Let's go 50!
Benjamin Scott
But you posted the frog. Hesitation is settling in
Jose Nelson
Kek, please protect my anus
Grayson Young
And there I was, hoping autumn would have genocided the eternal leaf.
Dominic Smith
go home you commie race traitor. you have exploited the working class for the last time.
Jackson Barnes
Roll, but Sage op's gay thread
Matthew Barnes
The sun never sets on the leafy empire
Joseph Ward
>Did you ever think maybe it seems dense and complicated because you're too fucking dumb to understand how much actually goes in to making this shit function on a daily basis? Nice try, Jew. These systems aren't difficult at all. Problems aren't hard to solve, jobs aren't hard to create. You and your parasitic class just try to CLAIM these things are complex and obfuscate them as much as possible so you have an excuse to sit in your do-nothing sinecures and draw fat salaries off the tax budget. But now your swamp's gettin' drained, faggot, so you're shrieking like the sky is falling.
Hunter Scott
rolling hard like a mothafucka
Jordan Peterson
Rawlins for 00 because nobody ever thinks through the combinations possible on here
Brody Garcia
its a good feel brother
Chase Roberts
We used to Tar and Feather faggot politicians...
Ayden Morales
Time for some self discovery
Jace Foster
>But now your swamp's gettin' drained, faggot, so you're shrieking like the sky is falling.
>Lobbyists, cronies, politicians, and family members as appointees and transition team
Wut
Nathaniel Jenkins
Nancy Pelosi?
You faggots don't run shit. You're puppets on ZOG strings. The alt right is here to fix this disaster and drain the swamp. Government does not need to be as complicated as you think
Michael Gomez
Lol, why you mad tho?
Jace Edwards
Nice blog faggot
Angel Sanders
Look at the le pen threads. The trump generals that will last until the year 18,000. They want globalism. How can one ideology be pushed so hard for everywhere and not be zionist? Doesn't work that way in this shit den
Chase Carter
rolaids
Daniel Bailey
If you are who you say you are, I want you to understand that I have travelled the world, served in the military, attended college, and unironically want your entire caste to watch your children die, and then feel immolation yourselves. You had every opportunity to avoid this or offer a better alternative, and you dove headfirst into that empty swimming pool after pushing aside people who tried to warn you.
William Wood
The current system must be totally destroyed. There are Sodomites, Satanists, racial aliens and traitors on the loose and it's this system that protects these filth and allows them to spread.
James Hall
How many pair of pants have you shat already, Saudi shill?
Xavier Hall
roll roll roll roll roll rollllllllllllllllin
Zachary Flores
I
Luke Fisher
Based Singapore
Anthony Martinez
Did I miss the memo?
Have the glorious sandcastle maliks acquired a 51% share of the JIDF, Gernot?
Please elaborate.
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Jonathan Reed
>He still thinks that Trump doesn't know what he's doing This is why you lost
Jayden Gonzalez
im way too lazy read that shit
Christian Ramirez
rolling no homo
Nicholas Taylor
Roolllll
Alexander Powell
tl;dr >OP declares how proud he is of being part of the problem.
Blake Jackson
rollerino.
Grayson Turner
...
Gabriel Cruz
roll singles OP is a larping fag doubles OP is telling the truth and we fucked up
Eli Powell
OP here because I guess I'm a fag too and can't stop thinking about this.
Your "drain the swamp" stupidity has us in tears, by the way. You think the President can do shit about us? You don't vote us out, you idiots. You managed to actually push Eric Cantor out and had some people actually worried for a hot second, but nope. Incumbents gonna cum, all over your dumb fucking faces.
All you've done is make our jobs harder. Not even how you think you did. The only difference is now while we try to untangle the health care fuckery the last faggot gave us and actually get some people jobs we're going to have to wade through the bullshit of Trump trying to make his lawsuits disappear and favor his own businesses using the power of the office you faggots just put him in.
Owen Ortiz
If Trump knows what he's doing he's hiding it real fucking well from everyone who's actually talked to him so far.
Bannon's pulling all the strings. All the signals we're getting are that if anything with any actual substance comes from the White House it's going to be because he shit it out.
Fuck it, that's more than I can think about now. Bad enough when we thought it would be Podesta.
Zachary Williams
>And keeping people dumb is another tactic we all use, don't ever fucking doubt it. Get as woke as you can get, once we pull your high school civics course no one where I work sweats anything. There's a reason no one fights that hard for education.But I can see that has bit us right in the fucking ass.
See, there it is. There it is right there.
The voters don't really grasp how or why, they don't really understand the specifics, but they know that the political class has fucked the dog.
And boy howdy, have you guys ever fucked the dog.
Maybe if you lot had focused more on doing your god damn jobs and less on half-hearted squabbles with each other over who can get the best campaign donor reacharounds things never would have reached this position, but here we are you faggot fuck.
Gabriel Watson
OP you're a retard. Trump and Clinton are merely puppets. For the true players look behind the arras.
Blake Nguyen
roll for asian fortune bracelet
Lucas Torres
Lobbyists were purged and loyalty is strategically important.
You obviously have no fucking clue what's going on since this site and many others are currently conducting a massive investigation into the pedophilia and i'm 100% sure that Trump knows seeing as he fucking banned Epstein from Mar-A-Lago for creeping on a young girl.
Don't worry, you seem to be against the pedophiles so you won't hang.
Nolan Garcia
HERE WE GO, FUCK BIG PUSSY
Noah Peterson
tumbling
Matthew Sanchez
gotta get some black pussy
Jason Young
I hope this aint LARPing, cause my peepee got hard.
>bunch of nepotist cucks getting btfo
Tyler Mitchell
Brace me senpai
Kayden Jones
Let's have a go...
Brody Morris
>If Trump knows what he's doing he's hiding it real fucking well from everyone who's actually talked to him so far. You don't just accidentally run against both political parties, every powerful media and internet company, and trillions in international interests and win you goddamn retard.
He's playing all of you like a goddamn fiddle and you still can't realize it.
Evan Turner
It's over ctr. Just calm the fuck down, get used to it and fuck off.
Lincoln Rogers
>BAAAAWWWWWWW
Logan Rogers
>woke
assblasted leftie
Jeremiah Cooper
im in.
Lucas Jones
Rollerino
Gavin Russell
Ok I'm way high up there and I've spoken to Trump personally and if if if if if if you have a problem with the man before he even gets into office then ay hol up. This is the United States of America and we all need to come together and not act like spastic faggots on the internet.
Ryan Evans
Shitty blog post, m8, 1/10, could be better.
Adrian Stewart
Give me 54!
Cameron Butler
I just want a fucking wall.
Owen Turner
Rolandinho
David Ortiz
>Bad enough when we thought it would be Podesta. larper supreme
Camden Phillips
>If Trump knows what he's doing he's hiding it real fucking well from everyone who's actually talked to him so far. Like he did for the election?
Colton Gonzalez
Your blood will grease the wheels of history.
Blake Scott
Rollin'
Christian Campbell
roll because kek
Jonathan Hughes
>social safety nets Kill yourself, you degenerate fucking commie
Brayden Long
DEATH TO THE ESTABLISHMENT
Jace Nguyen
>man for sale How fitting I'm only in this field for the money. What a sad whimsical quantity. Oh how this picture enlightened me.