Johnny... do ya play baseball?
Johnny... do ya play baseball?
Colton Bennett
Joseph Young
Help computer.
Jaxon Butler
i'm a computer
Jack Nguyen
>dresses like a sailor-themed ice skater
>tries too damn hard to hit on every woman he sees
You cannot convince me that Shipwreck is straight.
Austin Sullivan
I DON'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNA PICKLE
Hunter Russell
I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOOOOOOOOOTORCYCLE
Connor Smith
I DON'T WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNA DIE
Thomas Campbell
I JUST WANNA RIDE MY MOTORCY
Joshua Morris
CLE
Samuel Perry
youtu.be
youtu.be
Is that the same blond kid in both these GI Joe PSAs? Why is every creep in the neighborhood trying to fuck him?
Owen Nelson
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Carter Gonzalez
give him the stick DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
Juan Turner
Shipwreck is a throwback to the days when sailors would get seven different kinds of syphilis from different whores in ports all over the world. Not his fault the queers stole the image like they stole the rainbow.
Sebastian Foster
Wait, did people actually spend their quarters random-dialing home addresses to try and find kids who were home alone? I grew up in a white neighborhood back in the 90s, so I'm not sure if that's a real thing or not.
The child-diddling thing with the fake accident, though, happened to me a lot. I was a cute boy.
Bentley Morales
Johnny, Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?
Jaxon Long
youtube.com
SHHHHHIIIIT!
Cooper Powell
My god, did that smell good.
William Baker
Personal favorite
Ryan Jones
Mimimimimi mimimimmi mimimimimimimi
Jason Adams
ECH
Camden Thompson
youtube.com
dat Lady Jaye
Christopher Gonzalez
Alexander Foster
Jackson Ramirez
One day I did this when I was at the grocery with my children. Out of the blue I said this to some kid and my kids were like WTF, I took them home and showed them the video. We still laugh about it today.
Levi Gomez
Are you my dad?