Calling all mountain niggers

In less than a month Austria is going to make itself great again - or not. The eternal jew does not sleep nor does he rest.

I know we hate each other but I think it is time to lay down our arms and make our mountains great again.
For this matter I am inclined to settle on the agreement that we got the prettier mountains, but you got the better ski racers.

If you accept this temporary truce me and fellow medkits will channel the positivity of our flag into your country. Liechtenstein as our vassal will help as best as they can.

We need to get that meme magic going for Hofer since the jews are already way ahead.

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All of like Europe should be like Switzerland. Get rid of the socialist Eurocrats. Then go after the sand niggers and the niggers from africa. Then fire up the ovens and make jew pizza.

Holy shit, if you all formed one country, that would be fucking amazing

bump cause it's a nice change of tone from all the shitposting going on at the moment

Reporting in.

we are with you!

Please Anschluss Bavaria Autriabro.

>ywn get hugged by Swissbro while striking a pose

We got a lot of work to do as well though. The Switzerland foreigners know is the switzerland from 10 years ago. In the cracks and sidestreets we got the same niggersoup brewing like the rest of europe. We too need to grow a thicker skin and learn to say NO to the globalist jew.

>For this matter I am inclined to settle on the agreement that we got the prettier mountains, but you got the better ski racers.
I went through Switzerland and the Swiss National Park last summer and I've to say your mountains are really quite different.

Also, appreciate the offer.

Whats your opinion on the FQ?

Switzerland is already great. All we can do is teach them our ways. That means direct democracy (read: taking responsibility), fiscal conservatism and hard work. I'm not sure this is compehensible to outsiders, even if they live in the mountains.
In short: Don't fuck this up, because we're full.

alpinum thread? im in

One of the most beautiful parts of Bavaria but parts of it (e.g. Würzburg) are overrun by nu males and fugees. Should still be a part of the united mountain state.

>Barvarian separatists

We should start slow in the high mountains, then work our way north, cleaning the lands from nigger corruption and merkels influence. Once cleansed we will annex these pristine territory and become the worlds biggest economical power.

>I know we hate each other

Do we hate each other? That's news to me

Calling you bergjuden is just a little bantz

We could be dwarves by now if the Hallstatt faggots wouldn't have left their comfy salt mines.

According to this, I am part of the mountainniggers, even, if i live in the south of Hesse.

>tfw when you realize that van der cucks alpenmorder bullshit was really him having a vision of the future after Hofer got elected

I'd be down with it, who's Sauron though?

>who's Sauron though?

Who cares? I didn't see any dwarves in that conflict except for that one elf loving middle-earthist cuck.

Hello fellow brothers

What my swissbro's saying is true, there's no better place to live than switzerland, gawd it's paradise.

learn from us

It's not too late to move south and embrace the mountain nigger life

fuck austria they all sound like cucked faggots

But swiss you are the Bergjude/Mountainjew!

No, I am fine with that map there. Come and conquere Hessen. It is the rigest State in Germany and as long I dont have to exchange my Kochkässchnitzel with Weisswurst and my Äppelwoi with Whitebeer, youre free to take the controll.

We are both still mountainbros and I love you.

This looks comfy as fuck to be honest.

Its my home. Germany countryside is 100% white. No cucks allowed.

why is everyone forgetting mountain people from Italian Alps? My heart si completely broken.

where's the queue for an alpine union WITH jews? memes aside, jews are alright.

Südtirol is right there in OP's pic.

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I won't give this country to another Hitler.

Sadly those leeches they won't leave their tax free eldorado for Austria, they are not stupid

>German Shepperd
>Alps
>Tence

M-muh nazi.

>Have Alpine background in an Alpine country
>Own party shits itself cuz Hitler

I mean, I understand their concern that some leftie morons will get upset over it, but why post it on Facebook?

>obstler
Jo mai, wenn's schee macht.
:D :D :D

Italian Alps are not only Südtirol, my heart is still broken.

that's half an hour from Frankfurt and the rest of the Rhein-Main shitholes, I would be worried if I were you.

kek

>We too need to grow a thicker skin and learn to say NO to the globalist jew.
But will we be able to say no to their gold? :^)

We'll have to work on your humor I see.

swiss romande reporting in, trying my best to convert my mates to stop the left getting too much power

One does not exclude the other. :^)

But we can't understand you nignogs

Like Switzerland? With 30% foreign population out of which 25% muslims?

Zwickau too, pretty retarded map.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE TOOK PICTURES WITH A MOUNTAIN BACKDROP????

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LIKED DOGS????

Dogs and mountains, copyright Adolf Hitler, in perpetuity.

>swiss romande
Mo mol.

>trying my best to convert my mates to stop the left getting too much power
I left Geneva because of that, I just can't stand that place anymore.

True.

Let's Make Austria Great Again bros.

Posting proof I live in Bayern.

MAKE ALPS GREAT AGAIN
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Reporting in

> 25% sandniggers
You mean Germans. Yes - I know it is a problem.

wir können deutsch lernen

>France
>Reporting in

south tirol is missing, gotta get that back from the dirty itakker
we'd be a pretty big and filthy rich nation

well memed Zlatko my swiss friend.

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Not necessary. Just go kitchen make pasta. Nöd lafere, lifere. And everyone will be happy. It works pretty good with ticino bambino, so I don't see a problem.

Maybe Savoy people could still be remotely considered mountain niggers, I don't know.

i give austria credit for for making america great again and inspiring the left to believe in itself.

together, we can do good

sic - wiener auslander

How the hell does anyone take Van Der Bellend serious? I drive through Tirol all the time and I see his faggot face with an Austrian Flag as the backdrop. The same faggot who said "You're an idiot if you're proud to be Austrian".


He cannot win. I love Austria too much.

What do you for fun up in those mountains?

Problem is, that if we move our border even 10m south we will have more niggers in our country than we got in the last 10 years. Send that shit back south and we can talk.

shitposting on Sup Forums all day long

Make Schnitzels great again!

I agree with you, if we join you, dirty nignogs have to get out. FOREVER.

>Bozen

You guys already speak German. You are the best part of Italy.

>Lake Garda Wine Master Race

I know Ahmed - you know it's all bantz, you're tolerable to some degree.

We have the Alps, we have the Pyrenees, we have the Vosges, we have the Massif Central and the Jura.

We are pretty much a mountain country.

>takes in half of Germanistan
>worries about italian alps

LOL

All I want is fucking sea access, why do we have to be eternally landlocked? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm from Gardasee.

Oberbayern reporting in. Hope for Hofers eternal glory. Praying every day!

Throw roaches of of them

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remember that ventimiglia was the Italian Calais. I think we should avoid ownership on that province.

On our way.

You could ask the slovenes if they want to lend you a boat.

Make Austria Great Again

used to go sailing there alot, im from the austrian border near pic related - like a 3 hour drive and sailing paradise. once made the mistake to check out milano out of intrest, disgusting city

right

well, you could come home to the reich and have access to the superior north and baltic see

My favorite vacations are to Gardasee. Very relaxing, wonderful people, food, and wine.

auf englisch, bitte.

Never.

>once made the mistake to check out milano out of intrest, disgusting city

you are talking about prices for drinks i guess

As far as I am concerned you are rightfully Austrian clay.

You mean Südsteiermark?

I support this

Went to Switzerland 2 months ago, saw more niggers there in a week than here in months.

>Going to Northern Germany
>Any time ever

No thanks Degenerate.

sailing? I used to go on 420 for four years. Which boat do you go on?

I have a hunch they like their sovereignty. Also remember, if it weren't for the Habsburgs, you'd be speaking Slovene.

Y'a du monde en Vaud ici? Alentours de Lausanne?

reeeeeeeeee

We shoud ally with Hungary, at the very least.

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