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fellow Britfags how great is it living in a country where our government have legalised state spying on our communications?
There was a data request every two minutes when the gov were illegally spying, now it will only increase with IPB passed
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You racists deserve that.
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Time to get a vpn!
>Implying they could handle even the least oppressive surveillance.
Our government can't into online. Anyone remember the porn ban?
You know you faggots are gonna become "twitch.tv but as a country" by making being mean / disrespecting people / doing something that might hurt someone's feels / bringing up controversial content illegal.
And it's up to the victim to decide if you were mean or disrespectful or controversial.
You're gonna have to turn the entire bloody island into a prison.
You're lucky you're not British. Because you just...
HURT
MY
FEELINGS
that's true. it does amaze me how these government experts are always behind teenage autists when it comes to computer competency
DIDN'T EVEN VOTE
Americans need to look up Rule 41, they're not sitting pretty either. Beyond the usual 3letter agency + sv stuff.
10th for hi GCHQ/CID/MI5/MI6/SPECIALBRANCH
out of curiosity have the cameras helped? have people found creative ways to circumvent and obstruct?
Teenage autists cant find out whether user A accessed X site without any leads and neither can the government. They don't have the resources to go through every bit of communications data and when it comes to securing a conviction they need either 1) self identification from user through social media or bank details 2) the physical device that did the connections with the data in a recoverable format.
The idea that we are in 2016 yet people think you can be found over the internet like some 90's hacking movie is top lol. Even the FBI uses bank details on their cp raids because IP means less than nothing in a world where zombies and VPNs exist.
CCTV doesn't have high enough resolution for it to be the only evidence. It's usually combined with forensics or witness testimony.
Is CCTV footage publicly accessible?
When will we get pretty days?
so who else has been welcoming the government to your internet by watching the nastiest porn you can find?
I've been watching girls with octopi in their vaginas all day
HI GCHQ FRIENDS :^)
These threads will be outlawed soon, your IP's will be collected and put on blacklists
Say something racist about immigrants? Knock at the door
Hint to buying some dodgy substances online? Knock at the door
Admit to posting your ex's nudes after she cucked you with Tyrone? Knock at the door
Hint about voting anything but Tory/Labour, Anything "far-right or far-left"? Knock at the door
Enjoy 2017 lads, it's going to be a wild year.
>Act like we're the biggest losers in this situation
>Meanwhile some poor cunt at the government will be forced to go through the internet history of hundreds of thousands of NEETs and degenerates
Heh, nothin' personal kid...
But user, I thought everyone here was already blacklisted.
pretty sure i'm on all of them already
they even have my finger prints
>ico.org.uk
thanks for the link.
They only collect top level info. If you use shit like no script/https you literally don't have anything to worry about.
Are masks and head covering illegal in most places in the UK?
This is bullshit. Even Amazon knows where I am on the web based on it's ad suggestions, and Google freely shares with any government that asks.
I'm on the fence about how I feel witg this. Though I an very pro privacy I do feel there are a lot of ideologies out to get Britain/British people. From Jihadis and now the regressive left chimping out.
Depending on how this govt goes. It will be used to target legitimate threats to the country/people or used to watch every single citizen in a Globalist scheme.
Just like with Fascism, I am for it but only if it works in my benefit.
>mfw some poor sod will at some point have to explain to his ageing superior what the "stir the haggis" meme is and what it's threat level is.
here is a fact. If everyone leaves their computer running with a script to google all the intelligence trigger words 24 hours a day, and contact every illegal website ever 24 hrs a day the whole system would break down
>You're gonna have to turn the entire bloody island into a prison
So we'll become australia then? Strewth m8
Our prisons are already turning Russian tier with constant suicides/assaults
it's only suiting we get Russian tier surveillance to go with it I suppose
Try turning your scripts off. Amazon 'knows' things by having it's data run on your computer. All the company gets that's suitable for human eyes is bulk collection data and that takes a hefty amount of time for any person to sift through even if they are searching for something specific.
Would a DDoS do just about the same thing? What's the point of this then?
there's a fucking presser of cctv cameras every 15 feet in your major cities and you fucks are surprised they've legalized spying on you? wake the fuck up already
At some point you just embrace 1984 or move to the countryside.
Checked and stirred
Destroy the cameras, obstruct the cameras, save your country.
well, at least we can take solace in the fact that with a wink and a nudge my government still denies it.
My scripts are off
Poor bastards.
Good luck.
Yeah both of those are offences in the UK and you'll be caught by at least 2 other cameras attempting the first anywhere in London.
Hold on folks, does this mean the government will be fapping to my hentai folders now?
>Meanwhile at GCHQ
>"Sir, this IP has just been redflagged to us"
>"Look though the history and report back to me"
>"Yes sir!"
>5 minutes later he discovers my stash
>"SIR, LOOK!"
>A button is clicked and the intern's screen is projected onto the big whiteboard
>Everyone pops a boner at my K-On! pics
Sacrifices will need to be made for progress.
coordinated attacks utilizing balaclavas and flash mobs...get it together.
Wasn't the author of 1984, George Orwell, a fucking bong?
You cucks can't even listen to one of your most famous countrymen.
Go eat some crisps and watch telly you brain dead chavs.
Self identification is a massive part of data collection nowadays. If you bought something on Amazon the tracking cookies will know who you are and build a profile which includes your billing details.
Pretty much
You can however probably make some kind of programm so that you can keep triggering intelligence agencies with countless false hits, resulting in them getting insane amounts of data.
The funny thing is if someone who wants to be a dictator would eventually get into power, making it a full blown dictatorship against people their will is very, very easy to do in a country such as Britain. They have no weapons, there are eyes anywhere and every resistance can be purged due to having online controll measures.
She did nothing wrong
REEEEEEEEEEEE
When brits aren't docile, they're terrifying. Makes sense that they keep that place on lock down. At least if we're taking a more globalist perspective.
>The funny thing is if someone who wants to be a dictator would eventually get into power, making it a full blown dictatorship against people their will is very, very easy to do in a country such as Britain. They have no weapons, there are eyes anywhere and every resistance can be purged due to having online controll measures.
now you're getting it.
When brits aren't docile, they're terrifying. Makes sense that they keep that place on lock down. At least if we're taking a more globalistic perspective.
I've been considering getting a VPN - is it worth it, and does anyone have any recommendations? Cheers Anons
There is something you need to understand about the UK. Nobody stays on the streets long enough for a CCTV camera to catch them doing anything unless they are committing a crime.
Unless you've wandered into an Islamic containment region then it's unlikely that you will see anyone at all walking the streets on the average day.
Britain would almost be the perfect experiment for this.
>technically and island
>easy to restrict access
>unarmed population
like taking candy from a baby. I wonder if I will see that in my lifetime.
I've had one since last july and hoping to renew it next july, they had a special july holiday sale for whatever that holiday is americans celebrate that month.
got 2 years for crumbs, the vpn is privateinternetaccess.
cant post on Sup Forums with it though, you need to buy a gold pass for that, i dont have one of those.
The plot of the stupid rowan atkinson film "johnny england" is now real. Maybe the meme timeline was a mistake.
>Implying the British government actually has the resources to act on everything at once
kek. gov will be encouraging head covering once we fully integrate Sharia with our law
MI5 AND GCHQ IF YOU'RE READING THIS, ALL MY POSTS ARE SATIRE.
So how are you posting?
Functionality is not an issue or variable in this discussion.
kek
Every time i go to a city i get spooked. Too many cameras. Glad i live in a tiny shithole town.
it's because you do nothing
British people let their freedoms get taken away, and they do nothing
you are more lazy and worse than niggers
The police force has major understaffing issues for regular crime due to moving all the auxiliary staff into chasing down teen whores and those that fuck them after Rotherham. I shit you not. They can barely handle routine patrols, perhaps one or two guys out in a town on a Friday night.
Why should she?
The terms of the referendum were a farce in the first place.
You voted for a starting place and not a final outcome.
You Brits and your government still have no idea what the final outcome will be.
Enjoy your plunging currency.
they don't have to, they have to do just enough to get everyone else to "voluntarily" submit. kind of like the way the US border patrol could shoot a couple hundred fence jumpers and end the migration.
So basically if you go to England to visit, just avoid the cities?
>Then frence leaves the EU
I'm going to laugh my ass off.
Private Internet Access is great.
>mfw this will only be enforced in london and other major cities
feels good being an aberdonian where the police do fuck all
>Sexualising the k-ons
As opposed to ploughing the plantation and drinking cheap plonk like you and your fellow countrymen do all day?
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Or dont visit. Its north korea tier. Countrysides better but that was probably true in all dictatorships.
implying the police confront muslim rape gangs in midlands. these cucks are spunking their budget on investigating Twitter insults
Can china act on all billion chinks at once? of course not
but it doesn't stop them actively blocking the internet, porn and v&ing anyone that goes against them or even that tries to spread western news.
Thanks chaps
>fuck eu and pakis :^)
>we don't need anyone but our queen and jammie dodgers
meanwhile you're working two jobs to pay the rent and your country is starting to look more and more like a third world shithole mixed with a dystopian archetype
You know when you receive something like this the internet will be effectively dead... hope you're in your mid to late 30's and can remember how to entertain and live outside of the net.
Fucking tree of knowledge my ass.
there is a camera for every 32 citizens, you're fucked wherever although countryside is ofc less affected
I have little issue with CCTV cameras as I'm not a burglar, I do have a problem with gov policing internet activity especially when simply offending a muslim on Twitter can end you up in prison
They got into the world of sexts recently according to the BBCs spam of sext related articles. That's pretty much a blackhole for resources.
>can't process the data they already collect illegally
>i know lets pass a law making us collect more data
r8 my selfie
Nah people put them in and around their houses too. Sold as security systems.
At least we don't have to carry ID cards - yet
>Cuckolding fetish relationships: Men wanting partners to sleep with other men reaches new high
That was another plan that failed due to a lack of resources.
It's like cyberpunk except with crumbling 1960s infrastructure instead of cool future aesthetic.
Bad end.
Bullshit, i live at the end of a cul-de-sac and see people walking up and down all the time
I wouldn't be laughing if I were you frog, we're both in the shit desu
White people? You might have found the only place in Britain where people don't use their cars to cross the street.
bit salty mate - maybe we just didn't want to be giving gibs to the rest of Europe as well as having our sovereignty back
Doesn't this overall harm the community? I thought bongs had a hard on for law and order at least on the public streets. This seems like it will have the opposite effect.
A camera isn't going to prevent a motherfucker from being a motherfucker and given the many different tactical options available to criminals in this day and age, you'd think they'd be putting more resources into that.
>Just fuck my world up senpai.
We use snail mail now for all important communications and distribution of USB sticks and passwords for sites/files. Works a treat
They've got complacent with their reliance on tech. Going under the radar has never been easier
i dont use it every single day, i only use it for certain things.
missing the point, GCHQ can now profile and track activity of reported individuals without acting illegally, thus sanctions for online activity will rise and will be impossible to challenge in court
I can't delete my instagram history lads. I'm fucked if my gf looks
Did you buy your suibscription with bitcoin or just a normal account - I see they have different options? Cheers mate