What the fuck was her problem?
What the fuck was her problem?
Parker Lee
Jaxson Wood
smallpox
Luis Ramirez
Not enough semen in her diet.
Leo Peterson
Jaxon King
She wanted to be COLONIZED but only got colonized.
Blake Lee
She wanted to make Peter's little white man red.
Brayden Rodriguez
The implications of that are unpleasant.
Evan Perez
Why are all the women brown while all the men are red?
Aaron Bennett
I imagine horny animators wanted to make the women 'exotic' and all the men chuds. Kind of like how fantasy makes the males into different stuff but the women are basically humans but with different colored skin and pointy ears.
Jordan Sullivan
people kept asking her, "what made the red man red?"
Aiden Nguyen
Not enough cheap, high calorie reservation food
Jordan Fisher
hehehe fpbp
Andrew Perez
No fire water.
Christian Williams
Id give her my FREEDOM till i COLONIZE inside her LAND and make her my STATE.
Wyatt Sanchez
Barely got to say half of the word "Help" before she nearly drowned.
Jeremiah Murphy
For a boy that doesn't want to grow up, Peter Pan sure gets lots of pussy
Sebastian Jones
not having the enzymes needed to properly metabolize alcohol.
Blake Lopez
hehehehe
Connor Ross
English bitch moving in on her territory, just like in real life
Jaxson Williams
her dad was an alcoholic
Jack Cook
Is that Russian Guyovich?!
Noah Rogers
kek