Why do they hate eachother?

Why do they hate eachother?

We just hate what they have become

Germany ruined the status quo in Europe and after being ass blasted into oblivion in the 1st World War they can't help but try to destroy Europe again and again.

WW1, WW2, EU

I don't.

It just seems like Brits on Sup Forums have really bad projection issues.

Great question, no idea.

There is something seriously wrong with you.

Try "Fall of Giants" by Ken Follet. You bongs wanted WW1 so bad and you lost your empire in return. Its not called the great seminal catastrophe for no reason.

If the Americans hadn't freed themsleves of you they would like South Africa, London or Jamaica today.

We hate everybody including our selfs

The US is 60% white incase you hadn't noticed. It is like London, just an entire country of 300 million instead of one city of 8 million.

The US is 60% white incase you hadn't noticed. It is like London, just an entire country of 300 million instead of one city of 8 million. On the whole, they're worse off than the UK.

Don't worry in a few years both countries will become Islamic and then they become best friends

I don't think that brits can actually like another country.

Atleast we can own a gun or say mean things out loud without being arrested.

Because Germans are mentally ill self-destructive fags and the UK is an actual patriotic country also with a sense of humor.

yeah musims never fight among themselves

We only kept your countries shitty empire on life support just so that the Russians couldnt take the black sea or Istanbul

It's British policy to keep the continent from being unified. It's German policy to try and unify the continent. They will always be opposed.

Germany is full of EU loving niggers and libshits.

The British empire reached its peak in the 20s, after WW1 you stupid kraut.

Countries full of white people and countries full of black people have never gotten along well.

If you dont already know the answer then there is no hope for you

This, its only logical

What are you on about? Both countries dont have many blacks

The only countries us Anglos tolerate is Portubro and our Anglo Saxon colonies. Everyone else can fuck off.

We like Australia, New Zealand, USA and Canada.

Other countries are fair game to get fucked over.

DON'T MENTION THE WAR

Anglos are the inbred dysgenic version of germans, and since germans are obsessed with keeping the gene pool pure...

The mere existence of that inbred island population and the incestuous Hanover clan is an insult to Deutschtum

>germans are obsessed with keeping the gene pool pure...

You, your wife and your wife's boyfriend know this is not the case Hans

Literally nobody but the portuguese and parts of their ex-colonies like the british, and if you ever took even only a glimpse at their history you'd understand why

Germany has died decades ago, I can't be mad at a zombie for what (((they're))) doing these days

Their grip was never firm and quickly loosening after the great war. Yes they technically took over the german teritories, but that has nothing to do with how powerful their rule was.
The world wars started and accelerated european decline. You cannot stop a force whos time has come. It is a bit like China during the last years. Preventing a country and its citizens from improving their standard of living will never work. In the end its bad for both sides.
Also if you look their colonial model it was just plain stupid. It could've never been worked. French had better model with a direct french administration and settlement programs for french citizens. But the best solution is always overtaking like China has done now Tibet, the US has with the Indians and we did with the Hereros.
Instead, South Africa was always plagued by british priesters advocating for the blacks and using the british government to put pressure on white south africans because they always felt threaten in their rule.
Brits are insecure naggers by nature.

The fucking list goes on and on. Brits are a big reason why shitskins all over the world are pissed at white people, slavery and colonialism. It was always a small british upperclass cucking their happy servants and the whole world for their own gain.

And who the fuck likes Austria? (Germanys dump)

you're just jelly that our inbreeding gave us the beady eyes we use to see through your shit

BEADY EYES
BEADY EYES
MY BEADY EYES DETECT THEIR LIES

ALTHOUGH THE ARYAN ALWAYS TRIES
THE ARYAN IS THE ONE THAT DIES

Meh, Germany is like an old sparring partner. Similar to France. Of course we rip on each-other but it's part of the rapport.
God save Eirika.

What's that Jerry? I can't hear you with all that muslim cock in your mouth. Faggot. :)

>Slavery and colonialism is bad
Fuck off you cuck.

We don't hate Britain. British and German monarchs often fought side by side. The British somehow then began in a mood of envy and self consciousnesa to seek a fight where non was to be found

Gosh, you really wasted your empire. If you were really clever you wouldn't have overstretched so much. If would had treated your own mans colonies fairly maybe the US never had seperated.
Instead you tried to destroy the Ottomans, the Germans and the Chinese. You had big successes, though. But this is not forgotten by the world.
Now your just a small island, barely keeping together. The american grip on the world is as god as it is right now, because they seem to have discovered to benefits of generosity.

Germans don't hate british people.
They just hate us.

WE DON'T EVEN LIKE OURSELVES.

People dislike Anglos because they're ether A) Jealous or B) Got their shit fucked up in one of Britannia's numerous glorious wars

We should clear this up.

The English hate Germans, maybe the Welsh, but the Scottish and Irish actually like Germans, all Celtic.

Denial is another thing. You have much more shitskins in total. We had two devasting years thats for sure. But your total numbers in shitskins are higher and seem to be rising faster again. Also the difference in muzzies is small and compared to total populatin even smaller.
You even are dumb enough to celebrate this developemtn because you fool yourself into thinking you are slightly better off.
Race to the bottom as always with the Anglo.

KEK

Anglos got angry because Germany was in the way to become the only power in continental Europe and would crush much of the british economy. That's the real reason the WWI started.
See Berlin-Baghdad Railway

>Brits are a big reason why shitskins all over the world are pissed at white people, slavery and colonialism.

This is annoying considering we were the only hegemony in history to ban slavery. Fucking degenerates.

As for Germany they're great, truly Gauss was the greatest person to ever exist. They just just get too big once they start absorbing their satalite countries.

Yeah but it's because we have a bunch of 80% nonwhite cities, the countryside is quite better
It's not uniform 60%, we've separated the wheat from the chaff

>Scottish
>Not Anglo
Yeah those 100 people in the highlands are totally relevant

Crossdressing sheep intestine eating faggot

And yet anglos betrayed Portugal when they had the opportunity, despite their long-term alliance.

British sexpat here.

You cunts hate us.

I was in Germany recently and every Kraut I've met was salty as fuck because of brexit.

Germans are arrogant and racist towards Brits yet they love to gobble up Syrian cock.
Disgusting bunch of people.

God have mercy on them all.

Empire building is a cut throat business

pretty rich coming from a britbong

it's pretty simple, brits are just straight up assholes. Germans aren't my favorite people in the world but at least they're mostly nice and polite. if you try to talk to a brit on this board 9 out of 10 times he'll insult you for no reason and disagree with you just to piss you off. I'm sure they're not all like this but god damn, so many brits on Sup Forums are smug dipshits.

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The anglos only like themselves, and the turks occasionally.

You should honour your allies.

>Sexpat
>Calling someone disgusting

The gain power
They think they're right
They become arrogant
They irritate the Brits who actually have the history thst befits their arrogance
They get slapped down
Happens every few decades

Because to germany, England is Europe's america

>The world wars started and accelerated european decline

False.

De-colonialisation would have happened anyway. In a sense it was already underway (for the white man) when the USA separated from Britain. White people ruling brown people is not possible in a technically advanced civilisation, where a growing middle class and the female voter decides it is not acceptable.

People like you on Sup Forums believe that minor events here or there can alter the broad course of human history.

>only kept your empire on life support

>implying the ottomans didn't get raped by the mongols and Europe was lucky that they didn't continue expanding into Europe

Churchill obviously never met any Filipinos

Yeah, it's the same here, I like living out in the countryside, but nowhere else is as bad as london anyway.

uhhh that's a common mistake
germans really do not hate the brits, we hate england

I am a Brit and I'll tell you why I have problems with Germany.

1) The EU. The biggest backlash I got here from Brexit was from German people I know. They couldn't comprehend it. One even called me a fascist. Fucking rich coming from a kraut.
2) Their mistakes haven't just damaged themselves throughout history but also the entire continent.
3) Merkel is actually popular in Germany and will probably get re-elected. That speaks volumes.
4) Germans seem to have a Borg mentality. That's why they always fall in line behind terrible leaders. Other Germanics aren't like this. For example, I admire the Dutch because their culture of freedom and liberty is similar to British culture. In Germany it seems these are abstract ideas, even undesirable.
5) They're better at football than us. REEEEEE.

I'd like Germany to be our friend but recent history is just too entrenched in many of us Brits. Remember many of us still have relatives who lived through WW2.

Perhaps one day we can go back to beating up France as allies.

If I were to choose between the two based on this post alone, Deutschland Deutschland über alles.

one is a sunni state the other is shiite?

when I was a kid I lived in Germany, when me and my friends went to a play park a German women came out yelling at us to get out because we were English

also been snubbed and refused service in shops

>It was always a small british upperclass cucking their happy servants and the whole world for their own gain.

Insignificant compared to the traders, adventurers and religious folk who colonised the new world.

They would have done this regardless of London's policies, because Anglo peoples have bright minds and are orientated toward conquering the elements.

Krauts, Sicilians etc, only migrated to the Americas after civilisation had been established, it required no imagination or vision on their part to piggyback on the back of English-speaking society.

This is pretty accurate tbqhfam.

britbongs are subhuman, in every war they begged for help on the brink of extinction, just like in world war 2. PLZ AMERICA HELP. They are inferior to germans and they know it. So dont bother replying to them krauts, they just like to shitpost and delude themselfes that they are the greatest country, when they are just in fact just some gay faggots inbreeding on a an island.

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Found the ignorant yank

>it's pretty simple, brits are just straight up assholes.
No, we aren't.
> if you try to talk to a brit on this board 9 out of 10 times he'll insult you for no reason and disagree with you just to piss you off.
No, we won't, you obese spic.
>so many brits on Sup Forums are smug dipshits.
No, we aren't.

This so much
We hate the Germans and French because they are the two European countries that could unify Europe, and a Unified Europe could build a navy to invade our island. The reason we want it divided is that then the continental powers have to spend it on massive armies not a navy.
Look at the British army in 1914 1940 and the napoleonic wars. It was tiny.
The history of Europe medieval onwards is literally different attempts to unify the continent and the English trying to stop them.

To us, Germany is Europe's Germany

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if you ask germans what they think of england, 90% of them will say something like, love it, beautiful country and people, so nice etc

Wilhelm 2 being a retard

Pretty good insight cousin.

We hate them because they always fucking ruin Europe.

They hate us because we don't let them.

He's right he just linked the wrong person.

At least we can say mean things about Erdogan without getting extradited.

Germans don't really think about the Brits that much. It is mainly a British obsession.

It's like in football, Englanders think Germany is their greatest rival, but Germans think theirs is the Oranje. Nobody cares about England, except when their fans riot like apes.
And all I ever see from the britposters on 4chin is the incredible asshurt that they carry like champs :^)
(not) :DD

kek. well I guess that's it then, I was obviously very ignorant on the subject but thankfully a wise brit has come along and educated me. thank you for correcting me nigel, the British are obviously a kind and nurturing people, created in God himself's image. bless you brits.

Britain: birthplace of Liberty, Markets, Empiricism

Germany: womb for Communism, Totalitarianism, Mysticism

Natural enemies.

ok.. well you are not wrong.

>tfw not British
why live?

Brits are always acting tsun tsun, just look at this thread with all these totally smart and educated political and historic reasons for hate.

But its ok, we still love you you little rascal.

>For example, I admire the Dutch because their culture of freedom and liberty is similar to British culture
That's merchant/masonic ideology.

100% anti-european.

>Germans don't really think about the Brits that much. It is mainly a British obsession.

There's more British stuff in German media than vice versa.

Delusional to think otherwise.

Germany is mainly mentioned in Britain in these terms;

(1) Second World War

(2) Germany's current rule of the EU

The only famous Germans Brits can name are Jurgen Klinsmann and the Queen.

>why live?

you answered your own question, you're not british.

We are fighting over who gets to keep sweeden. And as neither of us will accept responsibility for sweeden we want to get america to annex it so were spresding propaganda that rhey have oil and shkt

Was bedeutet tsun tsun

i.. it's not like i care about you or anything. baka!

you are just quoting QI

the germans hate the english, any armybrat can tell you

there was problems with adult germans picking on kids so much that they had to get the military police to give the German police a lecture

Germans have a form of Aspergers and couldn't contemplate why they couldn't pick on kids that weren't German

>No one quotes perhaps the most simple, yet truthful reply in this whole fucking topic.

1/4 German, currently in the UK. It's not a bad place at all, family from Germany are curious and want to visit the hotel I work at.

they disgust me

Cos Brittain has small gene pool and they live in a perpetual incest and Germany is basically cucked by Moors because they have a female president.

I thought they were just rivals like the animes.

They are just a poor man's dutch, our most formidable and brave enemy

You're not helping your case here you know

> americans lecturing brits

ive seen it all now