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San Fran Home Sales Crash To Lowest Level Since 2008 As Pricing Reset Gets Underway

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wait so prices are becoming almost sane again?

Unicorn money ran out early last year.
All the smart Hipsters have already bought gold bars and apartments in Dubai.

I got a job offer in SF in tech. How is the city?

>hellonearth.jpg

FREE REAL ESTATE NIGGERS

>mfw polacks move there and turn it into the most reactionary city in the USA

Are you a hipster? If not it's hell on earth.

Do you live there?

i had a chance few years back and did not touch it. They will eat your soul.

You're french, so Imagine Paris today with more Mexicans, and more piles of homeless shit on the ground.

Now take away the french cuisine and realize that the nearest city across the Bay is Oakland, which is like Johannesburg with fewer whites.

Mind you, unless you're making more than $75k a year, you will HAVE TO LIVE IN OAKLAND and commute by train to SF.

If you're on the train after 8PM, you might be stabbed by a feral nigger if they hear you have a french accent.

>pic

What kind of SimCity is this?

I lived there for a year. If you don't park your car wheel "right" you'll get like a $300 ticket.

(((Tech)))

I don't mind Mexicans (I like latina girls as well), and I'd be paid around 130k.
I don't plan to own a car there.

If you really want to go for it, do it. The money math is
130,000 - 44,369 tax = $85,631 after tax.

Actually, Trump will raise the tax on California particularly hard, so budget $80,000 after tax.

Do you have much experience with Mestizos in France?

They are not at all like Spanish.
Pic related. This is what 80% of Mexicans in California look like, and what you will see 99% of the time in the Mission District of San Francisco.

Also, a 1 bedroom apartment in SF rents for $3000.
Utilities, garbage, water, and parking/transportation will be easily $800 a month.

In Oakland, you'd pay half that.

>paying for garbage collection

How much is it?

US President does not set the income tax rate on a per-state basis.

California's state taxes are managed by the Governor, Jerry Brown.

He will likely raise taxes significantly next year.
State workers in California haven't had a raise in over 10 years, and they're threatening to strike because California offered them a 2.8% raise, and 70% of state workers cannot even afford a one-bedroom apartment in the cities they work in.

If Trump really DOES Defund Sanctuary Cities, SF is going to go down the pipes. They rely on Federal funding for over 30% of their budget.

It's gonna be nasty in California in 2017.

Surely most of the companies in Silicon Valley are overvalued? This is just another dot com bubble.

No one in tech is really doing anything innovative anymore.

>If Trump really DOES Defund Sanctuary Cities, SF is going to go down the pipes.
Unless they actually cave

do it

They want to get rid of state tax deduction, and raise the standard deduction, plus the tax brackets ranges are lowered.

For state without income tax at $200,000 it works out to be a wash. For Cali, it's going to be a tax increase of almost $10,000

He's at 130,000 so the raise will be lower. But really, SF is not worth it. Get a tech job in Texas, I'll buy him beer.

Residential In SF?
$25-35 a month.

Depends on whether you use the regular cans or the discounted mini-cans.

In an Apartment Complex, you will likely be forced to share the fee for a large metal crate, which would be about $40-$60 a month, depending on how many residents there are per can.

Faggy.
Everyone is actually super nice and friendly in the right areas though. Ride bikes and smile. Real salon/coffee house culture. But if your working in tech you'll be surrounded by the biggest blow hard Hippocrits this green earth has to offer.

>They want to get rid of state tax deduction, and raise the standard deduction

What part of STATE'S RIGHTS do you not understand?
Are you sure you're from Texas and not STALINGRAD?

The federal government cannot interfere in State tax collections, and California would not pass a law like that without putting it on a public ballot measure (Californians vote on ANY measures which have an effect the budget.)

>California
>Not owning a car
You are getting a car.

you have to be 18 to post on this board

Alrighty time for some tax lesson.

You can deduct from your federal income the amount you paid in state income tax, this reduces your income for federal income tax purposes.

Eg: If you made $200,000 and paid $10,000 in California income tax, your income for federal tax is $190,000 and not $200,000

Ask me how I know this.

>the fruit of chinese insect jewry


How DIVERSE!

Sanctuary Cities are bullshit. How can the LAPD just decide not to enforce a law? We didn't elect them. Special order 40 is bullshit.
Why do they get drivers licineces?!! If they go apply for a license, they should be arrested and deported on the spot. There is literally nothing wrong with enforcing the law.

Only if you Itemize.
The vast majority of people do not itemize.
they would LOSE MONEY if they did so.

Also, California would need to put any such changes on a ballot measure.
It was not on any ballot measures I've seen in the past 8 years.

I intend to go there for professional reasons only.

Every (((techie))) in California itemize. State income tax alone is more than standard deduction.

>How can the LAPD just decide not to enforce a law?
It's less that they have a moral objection to it and more that they just don't want to.

Imagine you're a cop and your employer says you can do one of two things today:

spend your entire day crawling through the ghetto filth as the only white man with a target painted on your back trying to root out some violent brown insects while they yell at you in their monkey language. 90% of them have guns and it would be bragging rights for them to kill a cop.

or

you can chill on the highway watching Seinfeld in your cruiser and whenever you see a mild mannered white office worker going 2 mph over the speed limit you can pull them over and issue a traffic ticket. this method has almost zero chance of violence, is easy, and actually brings in more money for the city under your name.

>I don't plan to own a car there.
You can't live in the Bay Area without a car. Some of the best experiences that can be had in the surrounding area require a car: Big Sur, redwood forest, wine country, etc. SF itself is quite small but you'll need a car even if all you want to do is visit the Golden Gate Bridge.

I'm pretty sure all the young people living in SF don't have a car but I coul be wrong

The federal standard deduction is $6300.
In order to surpass that in state taxes, you need to be making $100K or more a year.

Most techies do not make that until they've got a minimum of five years experience.

You can not have a car but then you are stuck in SF
And for the record this is how young people there live

>How small is too small? Inside the 28 sq ft, $500-month 'pod' an illustrator built into his friend's San Francisco apartment
>Peter Berkowitz, 25, constructed a tiny bedroom pod in the living room of his friend's San Francisco apartment
>One bedroom apartments in the city rent for $3,500 per month compared to his $508 per month to live in a pod
>The pod is equipped with a fold-down desk, cushioned backboard that's slanted and LED lights for reading
>He believes pods can provide a 'needed fix' for people who want to add a bedroom to apartments without rent rising
>His eight-foot-long pod is also equipped with a sliding door and has room to store his books and clothing

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3511431/Inside-eight-foot-bedroom-pod-built-San-Francisco-apartment-s-equipped-sliding-door-LED-lights.html

If you can find a tech job in Texas, you'd be able to live like a king and own your own house if you want.

SF is purely for the (((experience)))

Silicon Valley starts at around 115k now for fresh grad. With stock option worth $100-200k for the hot companies like uber.

Ask me how I know.

>witz
Pods for goys, reserve yours now!

>Ask me how I know.
Homosex prostitute?

I'm making 200k now working remote for a Silicon Valley companies.

You can uber and rail it. 10years ago you needed a car, 5 years ago you needed a car, today, not so much, these fags are out of date.

Factor in cost of living and you should clear $30k a year.

>no leafy green trees lining the streets
what a garbage city, senpai

It's the cuckshed for city dwellers!
Seriously though, you are basically admitting you are never going to get laid living in that cuckshed.
...during the best years of your sex life.

It's no wonder they all go broke.

The person who popularized planting palm trees in Southern California should be drawn and quartered
I am glad my town stopped

You are wrong, but you are French, one of the most cucked and race-mixed people on earth, so just kys already.

you know fuck all about federal tax filing and tech income levels.

keep beating your dead horse though CTR cuck.

how do you know this

Wait.. Those were planted there and not natural?

How

correct

Bad goyim ! Prices are as low as it gets, just because (((someone))) overinflated housing prices 2-3 times 8 years ago doesn't mean anything, BUY BUY BUY !

>you need to be making $100K or more a year.
have you ever paid taxes before? LMAO'ING @ YOU

protip: If the investment is an obvious conclusion, it's most likely not going to happen. Even worse - it's worse than a random coin flip as there's a very high probability for the market to have anticipated people anticipating the obvious conclusion, and bet against that.

Never go with the popular opinion, and especially never go with what websites tell you to go with. There's a reason the "experts" employed on those sites are working for sub-50k instead of running their own hedgefunds, or their own profitable portfolio at the very least.

And one last thing - the market HATES everyone going for something obvious and makes it unpredictable and illogical "on purpose". The constant increase of complexity of such a system guarantees that it will always be unpredictable, so stay away from "it's absolute sure to happen!" no matter how logical it sounds.

WHY? Why would anybody do this?
>pic related

to trigger your autism

Valleyfag here who just got back from Paris. Don't do it unless you get 20%+ equity.

> Tech workers in SF are science bitches for finance bro managers, most of whom failed out of the NY finance scene and who have no empathy and will gladly ruin your career for their profit while being friendly with you
> Niggers everywhere. Occasional shootings.
> All the women are fucking post-exit rich men, so if you're not that you'll be jerkin it for months.
> American work culture taken to the extreme (long hours and little vacation time)
> Startups are a meme. You'll fail. If you're smart enough not to fail you'll have more fun getting a PhD instead.
> SF has naked fat gay men wandering the streets.
> Our bread tastes like plastic.

It could be the right choice if you're a soulless sociopath (devil-worship cults have started in SF) but if you're a good person stay the fuck away.

Why aren't they building giant commie blocks to contain the hipsters?

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Nah bro, that's what Uber is for.

are you french yourself?
How come you still work in the valley then?

>(devil-worship cults have started in SF)
8:00

youtube.com/watch?v=TivVcfSBVSM

they deliberately restrict what can be built to keep prices absurd. fuck california man

You make 100k/year and still end up living like an impoverished college student living in a shoebox apartment and eating ramen noodles.

Also enjoy being surrounded by pooinloos, gooks, and beaners.

I'm an American (yes I'm fat. I like burgers.) and I work near Palo Alto. I go in to SF every weekend.

I'm here because I want to make it big and don't care about work life balance.

A big market crash in California seems like excellent schadenfreude at first, but then you realize what the aftereffects would be. If things went to shit in Cali, they'd all move elsewhere. You'd get millions of libshit transplants infecting places like Arizona, Texas, Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia, etc. The exact sort of thing that caused Nevada, Colorado, NC, and Virginia to become blue / swing states in the first place.

EAT SHIT and stay out of oregon......

this. california is a great cancer containment zone.

but if they really go to all the other states, they'll disperse and not have the combined numbers strength any longer. California becomes red, a lot of them move to Florida which will have to become Blue but by this time, the Rust Belt and now the west is going to be red. FL is the new Cali; Cali is the new Nebraska

too late. californians have already been fucking up sun belt and PNW states for a decade....as people in denver how the feel about californians....its not the extra people that they mind, its the californians!!! the absolute worst of the worst entitled, liberal fuck alls....

it doesn't work that way. they are DEEP DEEP blue. 800k democrats could move away and it would still be a reliably blue state. we don't want california to crash or the cancer containment zone will be destroyed and cancer will spread.

Like Sup Forums, but irl

exactly

We should be trying to convince them to move to deep red states where they will have no effect, like Kentucky and Oklahoma.

the writing has been on the wall for a long time though. california hasn't posted a positive in migration rate in over 20 years. that is, more americans are leaving the state than moving in....

no, we should be convincing the white liberals to move to canada and deporting the illegals to mexico

fuck San Fagcisco. Should've nuked them instead of Japan.

That is because they don't count illegals and anchor babies. Trust me California is getting more populated every year. Even with whites and Mexicans moving to Oregon, Washington , Arizona, Nevada, Utah, Colorado, Idaho and Texas. Also we have a never ending stream of people from fly over States moving to California because they think it's like what they saw on TV. They make it worse by trying to make it like that then they move away to live like Californian in their home state.

I know they have, I stated that. But it would get even worse.
Californians are like a fucking swarm of locusts. They move somewhere, implement a bunch of liberal bullshit that results in the area becoming a demographic disaster through immigration/amnesty, ruin the economy, and when things get too brown/violent/shitty, they move elsewhere. And then when they move somewhere else, the do the same shit. They don't even learn their mistakes.

No no no. The ones who leave are the white SJWs who brought in the nonwhites in the first place. The nonwhites get left behind. So what happens is shitlibs move somewhere, they bring in a ton of nonwhites, and then they leave when things get too bad. But the nonwhites are still there and now form a supermajority, as has happened in California.

And while do they disperse to different states, there are SO MANY FUCKING CALIFORNIANS that they're still able to take over other states and tip them blue. Look at what's happening along the southern east coast states from VA to FL. Look at what's happening to Texas, Nevada, Arizona, Colorado. Hell, even Utah, Montana, and Idaho are getting fucked by them. So have Oregon and Washington state. This isn't a new phenomenon.

Modern American liberalism is a fucking disease.

It's suffered a devastating blow with a Trump victory but really needs to be driven off the map entirely over the next 4 years politically. Boldly challenging and mocking it is an excellent start, it helped Trump win.

remember the rich Californians bring their Mexicans with them for the cheap labor. you notice how many wetbacks are in Portland and Seattle. Many of the illegal I knew moved to Oregon 7 years ago. don't worry ten more replacd each one that left.

It's almost as if liberals need slave labor!

He will be the last Republican President if he fucks up. whites are a minority population now and after the illegal Mexican dreamer act kids get out of free college they will vote Democrat. Remember they had 6 kids each starting from age 15. California is 73% Mexican in population.

They do, the Liberal is part of the leasure class. They don't get paid to sit in Starbucks all day they produce nothing of real value.

That is my vision of hell. I guess living in San Franfago is pretty close.

tbhfam, even if Trump is an excellent president, we're still slowly slipping toward demographic displacement. But if we can totally cut off immigration (both legal and illegal) and deport all the beaners, then we can at least delay it.

What Trump needs to do during his 8 years is create a "deep state". In other words, make it so the state is de-facto white and right-wing even if/when the population becomes majority nonwhite. This can be done through voter suppression techniques, stacking the courts with right-wing judges, and doing all this other stuff that will still remain in place after he's gone.

This is true. But he's off to a good start.

Both good ideas, sadly has to be done as the other team will do it if you don't and then fuck you in the ass.

Sometimes I think maybe a devastating war is the only way to "Fix" this system, sadly.

Bringing back a lot of middle class jobs with manufacturing would be a major boon. You'll be securing a lot of republican voters with that. All Democrats want to do is import voters and breed voters because they have no other ideas beyond identity politics and shitty attempts at socialism.

Since 2000 (the US Census), California has been known as the second state in US history (after Hawaii since its statehood in 1959) to have a non-white majority, the first state in US history to have a Latino minority, and since 2014, the first state to have a Latino plurality surpass other racial/ethnic groups."

latimes.com/local/california/la-me-census-latinos-20150708-story.html

God, that's horrible. And to think americans bitch about commieblocks...

Went there for a conference and tried to walk to dinner through the Tenderloin District, which I found out is probably the worst there. Stench of cheap weed everywhere, sidewalks with 25+ sleeping bags, a homeless 'community store' sprawled out on a commons, and a bunch of other shit. I'm surprised I didn't get stabbed on the few times I pushed through crowds of blacks.

Random crazies screaming things and doing stuff like dragging mattresses around.

But the nice parts are nice. You can eat somewhere new every day of the year and not run out of places to go. Sushi and fish there is exquisite. (compared to what I can get in Oklahoma)

Personally, I wouldn't move there unless I could afford something north of the GG bridge.

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>San Francisco loses all federal funding
>riots burn down large sections of the city
>ICE shuts down all the businesses hiring illegals
>all the H1Bs street shitters are deported
>offshoring is no longer profitable
>tech companies with triple-digit P/E ratios crash
>city ends up like Detroit in 10 years because of left-wing politics

These maps are really outdated.

Current ones would be similar I imagine, but this shits like....cold war era.

Still enough to wipe out 90% of all liberals in America.