Be me

> Be me
> Be Icelandic
> Wake up
> Have fish oil with breakfast
> Walk to school
> Cold as fuck
> Looks like nighttime
> Get to school
> FF to lunch
> Eat fish for lunch
> FF to end of day
> Go home
> Do homework
> Eat fish balls for dinner
> Go to sleep
> Dream about fish

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explain me why is iceland so british?
i thought it would be more nordic than it was.

>why is iceland so british?

Is it?

you forgot the part where you fucked a goat

heuheuheu

Tried out some of that Skyr the other day. Didn't know whether to eat it or paint my skirting boards with it.

You're a fish expert so tell me which is the best fish?

very.
it's like miniature uk except the speak nordic sounding language.
football, pub culture, climate, fishing... everything. it's miniature uk.
imagine if east london or manchester was an island with geysirs.

Nah Iceland is a lot more pure and beautiful than this ugly mutant infested island.

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also imagine that instead of wearing those kinda stupid looking british flat lad hats they wear those icelandic wool shirts. otherwise it's the same. even half of the tourists seemed to be from uk.

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We actually learn UK english as well

Got a holiday to iceland next week, any advice or good sights to see (that aren't the obvious ones)?

I would recommend at least Hallgrímskirkja, or any other church that you come across. There are also a lot of mountains and such. (You look em up)

>Eat fish balls

Home made fish balls or fish cakes are the best there is!

yeah that church is top of the list, do I have any chance of northern lights or is it to early?

Get pizza at a place called Hoflandssetrið in the small town Hveragerði, not far from Reykjavik

Best pizza in the world

Sold, what's the public transport like there

>or is it to early?
You know, northern lights have nothing to do with the Earth's seasons

sounds about the same here, but a bit of mountain nigging to that and moose shoot and you're there

Winter sports now þó

There is just as much chance now as any other time

We take the bus most of the time. It's the main method of transportation other than going by foot or biking.

Don't do like that burger yesterday, and walk straight down into a geysir(yellow stone)

You must see blá lónið, ton's of shit there to see

Go to vestmannaeyjar as a day trip. Beautiful place. It's where my father is from.

>fish balls
?

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Fishing is the Norse way of survival.

like meatballs but fish

I went to Iceland a few weeks back and it was phenomenal.

If it wasn't for Sup Forums foreigner guilt I'd move there in a heartbeat. Icelanders probably still hate us for the Cod Wars.

Tell me more about Iceland, OP. I like cold and secluded places.

homemade is best indeed!
Pic related can never beat it

yeah dude wha evr ok.
maybe u ass norwegian can releate to that but not me tbqh.
fishing is more like norwegian thing. also british. therefore also icelandic. i dont feel u bros.
get some reindeers and mämmi already ffs.

If you speak the language and have a career option there than go for it. There isn't any guilt, just concern for whether you can pull your own weight

Maybe its an island thing

Iceland sounds pretty comfy.

> Be me
> Be Finnish
> Wake up
> Drink some Kossu with ryebread and coffee
> Walk to work
> Cold as fuck
> Looks like nighttime
> Get to work
> FF to lunch
> More ryebread and some salmiakki
> FF to end of day
> Go home, still looks like night time
> Drink more kossu
> Go to sleep aka passout
> Dream about puukko's and neighbours girl that you fear to talk
>Repeat 50years Till you die alcoholic poisoning if you dont hang yourself before that.

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reindeer is samiballs business, there are wild ones you can shoot but mostly sami buiz. I wouldn't fuck with his reindeer
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I forgot to add something
> Repeat for the rest of my school days

>Ryebread
Ever since I spent a summer with my gf there I got hooked on that bread type as well, kek

didnt they have a lot of irish influence somehow? and irish people are like britain lite, so that should explain it

You forgot the part where you're a third world country...

It's okay imo

Maybe it's England that's Icelandic.

I agree, UK is just full of brown people

well our guys says the language took to much ON influence and isn't western germanic, but a scand dialect like ours.

many things preserved in anglo, that lost in our tongue. If you speak icelandic it's very evident really. I'm I am. Thou art....

I want out lads.

Where should I go? I want out of heroinland.

I really wont understand why people allaround World eat wheat over rye. Rye keeps hunger away much longer and Is more healtier. And same thing about Beer once youve learned to eat it (or Beer, drink it) its delisious. Alltho i find it hard to find anywhere on yurop.

Watched some American tv show yesterday and they feeded pig's with rye...

it is.
it's not like icelandic people have any options. they cant grow shit there and there is no animals.
afaik uk island is pretty dead too in terms of wildlife other than the rats in london sewers?

GOOD..
only a matter of time now until sweden abandons the monarchy.

i dont know the specifics about ireland. they had both irish and english pubs but i guess thats the way whole world is.

>I want out of heroinland
stay out of Bergen and Oslo at least lol

At least there are very good and smart people.
My country is full of morons and sluts. Monkeys listen to shit music like at 1 a.m. It's filthy as fuck and government is stupid and corrupt. And the worst thing is that education is fucked.

The english is not even aware any more than we used to be their real ancestors.

Do you eat these guys only on a special occasion?

Dont go Oslo then, i think oslo's got on biggest heroin problem on Nordic countrys.

Pretty sure back in the day Vikings kidnapped Gaels from North England, Scotland and Ireland maybe that genetic British Isles-ness shows in their culture.

>Go to Iceland for vacation
>Cold, rainy and windy
>Next day: cold, rainy, windy
>Next week: cold, rainy, windy.

Beautiful country, though.

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Icelanders do eat them sometimes, but I haven't personally.

Tell me, why do the Finns drink so much?

Most expensive country I've ever been to.

When I went the Route 427 out of Grindavik was closed off because of high winds and rain, was pretty insane.

Cute stamps and currency, though

fixed it for you

>Be me
>Be Norwegian
>Wake up
>Have fish oil with breakfast
>Take tram to work
>Everyone is a foreigner
>Cold as fuck
>Looks like nighttime
>Get to work
>Hear about how they're hiring XYZ ethnicity
>FF to lunch
>Eat multicultural lunch
>FF to end of day
>Read news about how Trump is literally hitler
>Read news about how some brown chick thinks everyone is racist
>Go to sleep
>Dream about cultural enrichment.

True as fuck

>Be me
>Be Brazilian
>Wake up
>Have rice and beans for breakfast
>Walk to school
>Get stabbed by a thief and robbed of my 1997 Nokia (latest model sold in Brazil)
>Go to public hospital because too much taxation to get insurance
>Get an infection waiting in line for 8 hours
>Lose my arm
>Get to school
>Teacher didn't come so girls form a twerk line in front of class while boys scream like apes
>Go to lunch
>Eat government food
>Get food poisoning
>Go home
>Get stabbed by a thief and robbed of my clothes
>Use my last strength to call for an ambulance
>Die after waiting for 30 minutes
>Ambulance arrives after 2 hours
>"We did everything we could to save him, but he didn't survive"
>Get cremated because there is no space in graveyards
Or alternatively
>Some thief digs my body out and steals it

Fish oil is great. It is one the very few supplements that has the capacity to improve your health.

i dont know anything about iceland other than volcanoes, geysirs, discovered by norwegians and ok football team. is iceland redpilled?

you really want to reclaim iceland don't you?

get the langskip ready, magnus.

Did you buy your lunch with fish money?

I was force fed that shit every day when I was a kid.

I still have a bottle like this somewhere.

Mixed-race grill here, will it be okay for me to visit your country Iceland-san?
I like cold weather, but would I be stared/geyser-stomped?
>I would also learn a few phrases

That's New Zealand on your pic though

it's like going to the moon when you think about the climate, trollsk. Surt lives there you know in the volcano.

Other than that they are just as us. Drink, fight and fuck hard.

Oh, how I wish this was all a made up story.

>it happens, don't it ?

>Mixed-race

Well, don't go any further than Vik. You'll fit right in with the swathes of Chinese and Japanese tourists.

School lunch is prepaid. (at least for me) I use that money when going to the nearby 10-11. (A convenience store)

>ethnic icelandic
>rake-a-wick
i cringed

Is this you?
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAA

That's good, you fool. A diet rich in fish and fish oil is the recipe for a long life, much better and accurate than going vegan.

confirmed their fishshekels we like that on ours too

q8)

>Hasnt eaten fishballs

I bet you havent even had a codBurger

It's actually the split between the NA tectonic plate and the Eurasian Plate

Yeah it would be okay

Thank you.

There are foxes and some wild cows and horses, also badgers, rabbits, and various birds. Englands pretty good we have only harmless food wildlife not bears or any other retarded nonsense.

>norwegians
norse is all of us, I really hate that word.

Actually there were already living some irish monks and eremites there, but driven out.
Most came from south western Norway, when King Harald the first claimed all odel as his and drove people off in scores.

>You see it in their dialect
It was already present
linguists can go fuck them selves.

>be german
>wake up.
>work
>sleep

Some people say it is a meme stemming from the times of abolition (1920-30s).

Other say this is such a dark and hostile land.

I tend to agree with both statements to some extent.

>foxes
I thought you had it in for those, and dey be dangerous?

How's the fish based diet? Do you live as long as the japs or is it unhealthy if you eat it too much?

They are sneaky fuckers who keep coming back

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It has flags its the same shit since trump won anyway

It's like this albino whale I keep hunting here... fucker always gets away, think I'm starting to go mad
>FUCKER EATING ALL OUR SILD!

pretty sure this whole vikings-being-violent-rapists thing is mostly a meme. they were more like travelling business men etc.
im sure they occasionally turned in to cunts once they saw an opportunity ofc but i guess that was more of exception than a rule.

but there is one thing i assure you: they never kidnapped or raped finn women :) STRONK
all historic mentions about finland from viking era were stuff like "we sent our son to finland and he got killed. rip kid." written in to stones by viking parents.

whats wrong with fish? its a very lean meat

> FF to lunch

What is FF?

Gas the predatory animals species war now!

And then there's the sneaky russians stealing fish from our areas in the north.