God, what I would give to be that napkin

God, what I would give to be that napkin.

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The weak should fear the strong

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Massive Romani milkies

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She then sneezed into it, though.

Was Esmeralda the most sexual of all the disney """"princesses""""

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Go to bed Frollo.

>you will never have a beautiful gypsy temptress' nasal secretions stuck in your folds

Why even live.

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Why are all the best Disney girls not Princesses?

There's very little porn of her that doesn't involve prostitution or body-mods for some reason.

Aww that's a shame. She's such a gentle and caring girl in spite of all the hardship she went through, why would anyone want to see her get hurt? Esmeralda is perfect mommy waifu material.
> Puts the needs of others before herself in spite of society out casting her and her entire race
> Good morals While she dances in the streets for money, she's not a degenerate. She's more covered than Princess Jasmine for Christ sakes. Also she chooses a firey death over having sex with a corrupt judge. Had she actually been a prostitute, she would've easily sold her body in order to be spared such a painful death.
>Protection. Did you see the core strength she demonstrated when she danced around the spear? Combine that with her innate gypsy cleverness and she could easily protect you from the big bad world.
>Strong maternal instincts. When Quasi falls through her changing tent, the first thing she does is ensure he's alright. Second, look how she drops to down to eye level when she wants Quasi to come along with her. That's what parents do when talking to their kids. Also she's had years to practice taking care of her little goat friend.
>Massive gypsy milkers

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she cucked the hunchback and went for the chad

She's supposed to be fucking french.

Did they ever hint at the baby swap plot in the movie/sequel? It's been ages since I last watched Hunchback.

i always shipped her with the goat.

No

to cuck the hunchback she would need to be with the hunchback in the first place

They actually have to do shit to have a significant role instead of just having a prefex to their name, Esmarelda didn't just want to "see the world" like the others, she wanted salvation for her people

didn't she basically lead him on in one of the musicals?

>"see the world" like the others
What about Mulan?

>tfw your waifu dies so you kill yourself so you can be with her in heaven, only to find out she lusted over guard captain cock

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Western cuck fans should really just adapt the term 'NTR' already.

Wasn't a princess

This was the best Disney movie with the best songs, even with the gargoyles dragging it wrong.
This is a fact.

>Mulan wasn't a Disney princess
???

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She was a """"princess"""" in marketing sure, but in the movie she was at the very most just a noblewoman.

>no Alice

Western European nobility ranks can't exactly be translated direct to other cultures. Given China's real world history, it's entirely possible that Li Shang could be a grandson of the Emperor.

Not in the disney version, she doesn't even have the amulet with the shoe.

>still fuck her dead body
Quasimodo got the happy ending after all.

You wanna smell like months-unwashed shit and curry?

>can't tell the difference between a Romanian and an Indian
How retarded can a human being be?

She's a gypsy, which are from southern India.

Gypsies are ethnically of northern India descent. Also Esmeralda isn't a gypsy, Quasimodo is the gypsy.

Indians? In 15th century Paris? I am skeptical.

>Given China's real world history, it's entirely possible that Li Shang could be a grandson of the Emperor.
The Chinese half-heartedly lay claim to the idea that the first ruler of China (The Yellow Emperor) is every Chinese person's ancestor. Keep in mind that no one actually believe this literally, this is just something used as a slogan for being the "heir of the dragon". A bit of Ancient Chinese Nationalism that had gotten out of date to the point that modern Nationalists don't use it anymore.

Romani migration from India is believed to have started between the 6th and 11th centuries. The first record of Gypsies in Europe puts them on the Isle of Crete in 1322; the first documentation of their existence in Paris dates to 1427, fifty-five years prior to when Hunchback is set.

I was going more for the notion that Shang's father is the Emperor's child through a concubine.

Either way, that is so far removed from those who can't poo in the loo, that there is hardly a sliver of that culture left.

>gypsy

That word originally meant Egyptian.

And they were originally thought to come from Bohemia.

They have their own distinct culture and language that's close to Indian Aryan languages, but yeah, curry and poo in loo is not about them.

>Look at that disgusting display.
>Yes sir.

I fucking love that line.

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>it's an americans pretending to hate gypsies to seem cool to europeans thread
How cute

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That is an extremely cute Pacifica and as a Canadian I don't care about Gypsies whatsoever. We've got our own shit to deal with.
Europe is such a cultural mishmash now, it seems pointless to single out gypsies as being undesirable.

Ho boy, Esmeralda. She and Jasmine have permanently cursed me to only finding brown women attractive.

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You and me both.

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She didn't lead him on in any of the adaptations of the musical I saw. They actually made her less flirty with him and she didn't even kiss his cheek.

In the book, the goat is the love interest to a human side character who's usually (always?) removed by adaptations.

WE

are the crystal gems

Also, I'm here to answer any and all questions about the book. It was my favorite from grades 8 to 10 or so and I still have a hole in my heart from not talking about it.

Is book Frollo /ourguy/?

>extremely dedicated to his passions to the point that he shuns and is shunned by society
>has no friends because everyone thinks he's a freak
>balding
>makes NEETbux off his fiefs
>35 years old and lusting after teen girls
>kind of racist/xenophobic
>hates Phoebus because he's a Chad
>basically tells Esmeralda he'd cum buckets if she crushed his skull in with her feet
>asks for pity sex at one point
You tell me.

t. Frollo

I'd rather be her earring

I'll have you know my entire family is Czech, I honestly think my parents would disown me if I ever introduced them to a gypsy unless I managed to convince them she was an Indian or something.

>smelly and hairy gypsy armpits

disgusting

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Was the subliminal sex text really in that fire or was that just a meme?

They are largly criminal migrants who don't follow laws and for some reason are intent on keeping their disgusting and backwards culture, pretty sure that's universal across all countries that aren't islands and even that's debatable these days

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>cant decide between cosplaying Jasmine or Esmeralda
my name is jasmine and im middle eastern so maybe thats too obvious

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>lusting after disgusting gypsy scum

Cosplay as Esmerelda and step on me

>femdom footfag
>implying id ever willingly be within 50 feet of you let alone put my feet on you

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We've dealt with Gyppos here in the states. They travel under the name "Smith", hide like 11 people in a hotel room, and scam people left and right.

A lot of Americans have never seen them before, however. To them, Gypsies are in the same magical fairy tale realm as a Fairy or Leprechauns.

Eh, don't let skin color dictate your cosplay choices. Do what you want.

Jasmine's outfit is degrading and no one would know who you are if you decided to be Esmeralda. I suggest you go with whatever you want and not restrict yourself to brown characters.

>jasmines outfit is degrading
Huh?

>gypsy

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Whatever you decide, don't forget to post pics. Choose Jasmine though.

Mulan wanted to keep her elderly dad from having to die fighting the Huns.

>Jasmine's outfit is degrading
Oh those poor oppressed cosplayers who want to look sexy.

Wtf I love Frollo now?!

>Wanting skin contact with a gypsy

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Gypsies are from the Punjab, tho.

Almost, it's actually the landfill.

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I thought she was just pretending

the hunchback got a pure carnival girl in the sequel, so who really won

Wew, now that's a burn.

What I would give to be ANY napkin...

Too bad none of the Roma can read it.

Seriously though, their literacy rates are tragic.

Even the "sanitary" ones?

God, do I love Frollo's song.
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Oui

I'd say yes.

FUN FACT: Esmerelda was intentionally modeled off of previous female Disney villains for her design.

Generally, though, I think Esmerelda's top tier in her story. Even though the entire movie revolves around the Madonna/Whore dichotomy (probably even more than the book does I imagine), she still has agency in the story and gets a man who respects her.

What's the best book version my guy? I read the Classics Illustrated version and saw the movie but I never read the book

Excellent

>Esmerelda was intentionally modeled off of previous female Disney villains for her design.
Which movie?

>What's the best book version my guy?
I haven't read all or even most of the English translations out there, but I'd suggest Walter J. Cobb's unabridged translation.

There's a volume in the book solely about architecture that's nixed in abridgements, but you don't need to read it. Give it a go if you'd like, but you can skip ahead if you want. Essentially, you need to know that:
>architecture is cool and beautiful
>Notre-Dame was falling apart when the book was written and this made Victor Hugo very sad
>the printing press was invented a few decades before the book takes place
>Frollo/Victor Hugo says the art of architecture will be wiped by the art of the written word if we're not careful (this is in the chapter following
>the book was partially written to get the public interested in the cathedral again, and its success launched one of the first historical preservation/restoration projects ever (maybe the first, I can't remember)
>because of this, you need to also think about the cathedral as you read, how it interacts with the rest of Paris, the effects it has on the characters who enter

Also, the book is melodramatic and occasionally corny. It's fun and still emotionally affecting the way it is (though you will definitely groan at a few parts), but it's not "gritty" and "understated" by any means. That's partly just how it was at the time, and partly Hugo's style.

Good luck.

Whoops. Meant to say that Frollo/Hugo saying "the book will kill the edifice" is not in the volume all about architecture and Paris, but the first chapter in the volume right after it. You won't miss any plot stuff or character appearances by skipping the architecture volume.

>Jasmine's outfit is degrading
She's choosing it of her own accord you fucking retard
>>>/tumblr/

Thanks man!

Dye your hair/get a wig, get some cool body paint, and be Kida

Also, go to /cgl/ if you want to talk to people who know about this stuff better.

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>/cgl/
You mean a thread full of low effort legbeards who will shit on anyone for having a remotely decent cosplay or even being somewhat attractive?

Can YOU give someone highly specific makeup advice?

At the very least she could read the sticky.

>Literally putting the whites over PoC
uhhhhhhhhhhh....