Ah, shit. So today I took a test and found out I'm actually a liberal

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politicalcompass.org/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism
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What test

Get out.

helloquizzy.com/tests/the-political-objectives-test

That test always tells me I'm a fascist, rightly so because I am a fascist.

I hope you used Tor or a VPN.

Classical liberal != liberal

I'm a magician

I hope you did too

>liberty is paramount, but stability cannot be left behind

Should I just type in my IP here instead or are you hoping I'm logged into myfaceplace as well?

>tfw Ultra Conservative
>ULTRA

>Apathetic about politics
>Comes to the Political board

Says I'm a Fascist but I wouldn't say I am one

>using this garbage test
use politicalcompass.org/

Seems about right

A-Am I a commie?

Don't worry, what we call liberals aren't really "liberals."

Me too wtf I'm a liberal now. Dump drumpf! Woah wtf I didn't say that! Fuck white people! Woah hey that wasn't me either. I'm with her! Dammit what's going on here why did I take that test

classic french

I have never heard of this type of political position in my life.
Pic related

BOO Down with the establishment!

I want to drain the swamp though.

>"Bahaviour"

Was this written by an eight year old. Why is this an OKcupid survey or am I getting trolled.

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I typically fall here I really flip a lot I only vote republican tho

>politicalcompass.org/

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It tells you you are an actual (classical) liberal, not a social liberal (modern liberal, democrats, "liberal").
You did well, OP.

That one is the biggest pile of shit I have ever taken.

The political compass is shit

Seems accurate enough. Sup Forums incarnation confirmed?

>tfw masterrace

Lots of reactionary types Sup Forums, wonder why

Am I the only one with full-blown Fascist... I didn't even think my answers were that extreme

really made me think

Brother

Rate this babbies compass

Liberalism as an abstract idea is great. The problem is what it has become in real life

I'll re upload it to have the chart on the bottom.

Shit I replied to the wrong guy. Fucking phones

What's a Fascist on this test, low equality and liberty, high stability?

This is true. Modern democrats/liberals align much better with fascism or Marxism.

The real liberal party right now is the Libertarians.

Who I meant to quote

About right. I'm a Hoppe-style paleoconservative NRx-ist.

Here's my results, you're right

Same here

The alt-right is the dumbest name ever when we're actually just the fucking edgier side of the labor movement.

We unironically talk about class warfare and anti-globalist endeavors.

We are liberals, my dude. Real ones.

I'm getting closer to Nat soc everyday

top kek

forgot image

I'm liberal on most social issues.
I just fucking hate immigration FUCK OFF

Ultra Conservative/Authoritarian.

Well, Sup Forums?

REEEEEEEEEE WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING PERFECTLY EQUAL AND FREE AND STABLE REEREREEE

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I am a socialist

this desu, although in my being liberal seems to mean doing nothing to protect the environment

ain't that how it usually is

Feels good not being a Sup Forums-drone while not being a lefty at the same time.

So many entitled cucks in here.

ops forgot pic

what is actually a liberal?

someone who is for equality?

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can someone give a correct definition?

Hilldawg herself said "not to believe in the bullshit we say". Real liberalism is reality based on good ethics, rationality and long-sightedness. It has however grown into straight out white genocide instead of intellectual sharing when hijacked by the jews. Liberalism was never about inviting immigration, that is only a cover for the war industrial complex to make money, few understand this. Its a trillion dollar business, so they feed us with migrants to keep us occupied from the fact that we sanction murder of thousands of innocents. No immigration policies, yet temporary encampments around the affected areas would keep us all safe save insane amounts of money, meanwhile teaching them skills to rebuild their countries, they lead us by terror. Instead they keep you afraid of your neighbor, occupied with the war on terror, drugs, loans, increasing the inflation(literally stealing), confusing things, take your freedoms, circumventing the laws they wrote by plot holes they made. Liberalism is logical. What your country calls "liberalism" is, falsely prophesied war mongering, stealing, relating to peoples innate feelings of empathy and feelings. Freud taught us about this, the movie "the century of the self" is the absolute red-pill about the whole of society, smoking, cars, everything. Don´t trust anything, question the red-pill, question the blue. Question authority at all points. We should make a registry for people breaking certain human and ethical values.
>Red-pill post of the year here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism
In the case of this test, it refers to Classical Liberalism

CTR.

>all these statecucks
disgusting

>oppress
>oppress
>oppress
it's like it's purposely wording that side of things to stop me from wanting to fill it out
fuck

>the state never gave me a dime, mommy and daddy did though

right on papa Bernie's forehead. Kek

>apathetic
>frog
not surprising

Sup Forums would be slightly liberal on social issues I feel, we just want a functioning government.

That image is full of shit

>libertarian
>liberal

what are words.

I guess I'm a reactionary for wanting to use the culture as a means of restriction and not the blunt hammer of the state.

God damn kikes

embrace it

Not surprised here at all.

this is such bullshit, fascism isn't so right wing, it's more like this

Reactionaries unite

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>helloquizzy.com/tests/the-political-objectives-test
i voted trump and i hate bernie

after taking that test results came way diffrent

literally end your life

Time to get stoned to death for not being explosive enough then

I think that's what you call a traditionalist.

None of the bottom left exists. Leftism is inherently authoritarian and any pretense to the contrary is a smokescreen to lure in naive idealogues.

>progressive
why are you even here?

Mine has a cool name.

hey bro

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The tested is biased towards the green square.

/k/ommando here.

stay the fuck over there or I will shoot you.

That's not actually liberal, that's classical liberal. Basically libertarian.

never, friend
because I like the place, even if I don't feel the same way as most of the posters

did I do good?

ok, then you will have to pay a tax
what's that test?

Same

I'm willing to admit that I'm wrong

kek

Most lefties today are not liberal they are communist/Marxists. Liberal comes from liberty. What most " libertarians " are. Basic human rights like voting and property for all citizens and free non protectionist markets, less nationalism but still a border and citizenship process. NOT all 'people' without borders

2bh my political opinion is whatever works is good, as long as it doesn't stagnate technological innovation and implementation and there must always be another party that disagrees to keep a political debate open.

did i do better tho

I actually can't find it anymore. what a shame because it was several times better than the political compass quiz.

You did worse