ITT: We guess what type of pet/breed Trump picks for the White House

ITT: We guess what type of pet/breed Trump picks for the White House.

caucasian shephard

A Grizzly Bear that lives on the White House lawn.

He doesn't have time for a pet. He's too self absorbed to devote time and love to an animal. Just being realistic.

He's gonna clone a European cave lion

a bald eagle

Ted the Turtle

He won't have one

Maybe Barron will have a pet frog named Pepe

Check um

Jeb...
I fucked that up

Jeb! Bush will be his pet

As will Mitt Romney

He'll grab a pussy from the animal shelter.

a selection of female pigs, sloths and dogs roaming the WH lawn, that journalists ask him about but he constantly disavows

He will be the first president to have a pet lion.

He became president to get them out of the white house, not to bring them in.

Sup Forumsacks

What else?

A pit on the front lawn full of snakes and a warning sign that says don't step in the pit.

Same species that he is, Orangutan

of course

A wizzards. Because shits gonna be magical more we president n shiit

Allowed to roam free on the lawn

Had a half caucasian half german shephard mix. Based dog.

A house nigger. Preferably named Obama