Why the hell did this country spilt up? Why didn't you idiot Slavs get over your petty shit and keep it together...

Why the hell did this country spilt up? Why didn't you idiot Slavs get over your petty shit and keep it together? What is wrong with you guys?

tito died

And?

Serbs

because after the communist party dissolved, the serbs become nationalistic and under the regime of Slobodan Milošević, and the wars that followed were about the serbs wanting to establish greater serbia.

Because 'Former Yugoslavian Republic of Macedonia' sounds better than 'Yugoslavia's ballsack.'

Shit wasnt dope no mo

Tito's death and CIA

So the Serbs were at fault for everything? Why?

I have perfect analogy for you. Imagine building a house in a swamp, with mud and rotten stuff as a basis instead of firm concrete. You can build it but it will collapse eventually. In our case mud was WW1 and rotten stuff was WW2. We did build a new house but it lasted 45 years only. Then in 1990 it collapsed, in a spectacularly bloody shitshow whose consequences are still felt today.

Our architects sucked, they really did

Because they're the niggers of Europe and decided going 'WE WUZ' was the best course of action

After Titos death america and jewish globalist gangsters financed warmongers and nationalists to break up the country.

They shipped weapons to both sides, even brought mujaheedins from Saudi to. Bosnia.

Think about it, who had most profit from that war?

Not unified pro russian balkan is best for US.

Same reason why all multicultural states break down - IT DOESN'T WORK

The Yugoslav wars is basically

>Serbs vs Slovenes
>Serbs vs. Croats
>Serbs vs. Bosniaks
>DLC: Croats vs. Bosniaks

Then after it ended, the sequel
>Serbs vs. Albanians

There's a common denominator here

reminder that dutchbat did nothing wrong

ps watch the >pic related movie

>muhh Serboslavia was great

NOT EVEN ONCE

And this is coming from someone who supports pan-slavism.

I wonder why...

oh right...

>Montenegrins displayed as Serbs

wew lad

pic dude, saved ! ch eck em

>Why the hell did this country spilt up?

different people

>Why the hell did this country spilt up?
Slavs fighting Slavs from the inspiration from the Germans as usual. You want to know which countries declared their independence first? Slovenia and Croatia, those who want to be wanna-be Germanics, Croatia being the former Nazi collaborator. You want to know which country has recognized their independence first? Germany! Against the will of the USA and Europe! Some Slavs are just fucking traitorous scum with an inferiority complex towards Westerners and they rather stab their fellow Slavs in the back just so they can be praised by the slimy Germans!

it pretended to be a postnationalist utopia for a while, then the credit stopped flowing, people saw the standard of living and perceived freedoms abroad where military, military-industrial complex and heavy industry weren't #1, #2 and #3 priorities, nationalists got organized and it went from there

imo could've worked if there was no common budget (bosnia and kosovo got too much redistributed shit from my cunt) and the armed forces went nuclear instead of conventional

they aren't you blind fuck

>serbs vs slovenes

Pfffffff
Those wannabe european fags didnt have any effect on the war. They pussied out at first sign of war, just like they always do. They are the least important country in europe and literally no one gives a shit about them because there is not a single reason to do so. Fucking irrelevant asskissing nigger lovers. We shouldve anexed you and then systematically make you leave for germany and austria since you want to become them so much.

Do you want to live in a majority nigger country? Well neither did the Slovenes.

top kek, neighbour
we dealt with them in 10 days whilst your kind couldn't do the same for ages

Didn't Slovenia cuck you out of fishing waters by whining to the EU and cock blocking you from joining the EU until you gave in?

Pretty much this.

And it was a great testing ground for dismantling every even sort of independent country later on, as well as for the criminal privatization model, colored revolutions, etc.

Because you, bongs, frogs and krauts helped. Now you own everything of any value on those lands. Gz.

no one normal can advocate those garbage map colors

better map

don't forget about treacherous Slovenes and Croats

10/10

would betray Servs again

tipican crvat, ponosan na svoj kukavicluk

here is your (you) my dear austrian friend

you should've taken that deal that was on the table for a while wrt autonomy in kroatenland but you went all-in and lost accordingly

and Bernie didn't save us.

YU is a meme, it was shit.

bilo kako bilo, sad cemo svi zajedno da ga izduvamo :^)

Foreign influence, cathocucks, cucks, "Slovenes", muh WWII crimes, and so on.

Ponosan sto ne moram bit pod srpskom cizmom. Zar bi se toga trebao sramiti?

>lets put a bunch of countries who spent most of the last millennium waging war against each other into a forced union, what could possibly go wrong :^)

you first :^)
people managed to still hold on tho their wealth here and kept the jewy legislation at bay, at least for now

So you think it's better to be a part of Germany than to have your own Slav state?

Ne, ti bi radije bio pod nemackom cizmom.
Idi snimi jos neku pesmu Nemcima, dok profitiraju koristeci tvoju obalu.

what the hell is up with these yugo threads lately ?

>the sequel
Kek
I needed that laugh

>country full of slavs
>multicultural

barem su bile 4 danas

I despise Serbian and EU/NATO rule.

Sad history of my country.

>slaba srbija jaka jugoslavija
>serboslavija
odaberi jedno idiote mutavi
tito nije volio srbiju i srbi nisu voljeli njega

>Idi snimi jos neku pesmu Nemcima, dok profitiraju koristeci tvoju obalu.
Meanwhile your own country has been sold twice over, just like Croatia, and just like the rest of Eastern Europe, and it's not even in the EU yet (expect to have to directly hand over all natural resources, and completely formalize the independence of Kosovo).

How do you not understand that it's the same model everywhere, same colonial governors, same ideologies pushed through NGOs, gold being taken out of the country, properties being repossessed, etc. Exact same bullshit.

With the end of the Cold War came an end of the loans and Yugoslavia.

here we go again

For anyone stupid enough to try to find a serious answer here:

> while Tito was alive he used every method possible to suppress nationalism
>after his death, a lot of inner conflicts came to surface
>slovenia and croatia wanted a more federal yugoslavia, serbia wanted to make it more central
>none of the countries that separated from yugoslavia had the right to do so, it was unconstitutional
>when the shitshow started serbs wanted territories in other republics populated by mainly serbs to secede from leaving republics
>war was bad mkay

also daily remainder that

> (((( CIA )))) ruined Yugoslavia

is the greatest meme ever

>Petty shit
>Serious ethno-religious differences that were only resolved by an overbearing totalitarian regime
>Petty differences

>by an overbearing totalitarian regime
That was about 5% as totalitarian as a typical "western democracy" in 2016.

nije vrijedno odgovora...

ili si doktrinirani klinac od strane roditelja ili ne poznajes povijest

Provjeri samo tko je bio na svim rukovodecim mjestima u firmama i vojsci.

t. Tonyblair Ishljami

The EU doesn't tolerate competetion. Slav union was broken into meme states that are in reality europrovinces.

>this thread again

My couple of cents, I'm a bit older (but just young enough to not fight in the war of '91), however my father was one of the

>nije vrijedno odgovora
>i dalje odgovori
smhtbhfam

they weren't globalist shills

Do you, by any means, support a "north american union"? If not, fuck off

>we were the most exposed to the huge cliff between "socialism" and "capitalism" due to having Italy and Austria as neighbours, both of which were living like kings compared to our shortage of toilet paper, and other goods, with a buying power of a literal hobo.
Interesting, since I distinctly remember Slovenia being in a much better economic position than Croatia, and we went to Italy and Austria on shopping sprees.

Also, CIA and the USA are just stories that appeared literally decades after the actual conflicts. NATO and the EU wanted Yugoslavia in one piece, I know that the Italian, German and US foreign ministers basically fucked us off when we asked for relations after the war started ...

Ma znam, zato se i nerviram. Umesto da budemo jedna, kompetentna, relevantna drzava, mi smo gomila glorifikovanih kolonija, gde stranci imaju vece beneficije/prava od nas.

I do, since canadians are literally Americans

Bosnian muslims got all uppity and started ethnic cleansing campaigns against everyone.

north america is not just canada

Btw President Trudeau

>Narodi Jugoslavije, polazeći od prava svakog naroda na samoopredeljenje, uključujući i pravo na otcepljenje, na osnovu svoje slobodno izražene volje u zajedničkoj borbi svih naroda i narodnosti u narodnooslobodilačkom ratu i socijalističkoj revoluciji, a u skladu sa svojim povijesnim težnjama, svjesni da je dalje učvršćivanje njihovog bratstva i jedinstva u zajedničkom interesu....
>Narodi Jugoslavije, polazeći od prava svakog naroda na samoopredeljenje, uključujući i pravo na otcepljenje
>samoopredeljenje, uključujući i pravo na otcepljenje
>pravo na otcepljenje
>otcepljenje

i boli nas kurac :D

>President
>Canada
Kill yourself.

cleaned up.

properly

Yes, we were in a better position, however the amount of money in peoples hands was not that much different, just more people actually had proper jobs.
As you went south, there were less and less jobs. There are some figures of real unemployment rates of 60%+ for rural areas in modern Bosnia and southern Serbia ...
I distinctly remember that we had to go to Austria or Italy ever 2 weeks to purchase toilet paper and smuggle in other basic goods, since the stores were empty. That was '87-89.

>Što južnije to tužnije
;)

Yeah. Can't argue with that.

I haven't really looked into how people from ex-Czechoslovakia look at their split right now (Czechs and Slovaks, speak up please!), but most of the actually "oppressed" Eastern European countries from the former Soviet bloc don't seem to have this "we'd be better off united" meme going on, mostly because they weren't really that united, and there's V4 now anyway.

I assume you have the exact same situation in Serbia where you're not allowed (or discouraged because you can't sell it for decent prices) to produce stuff that was always traditionally produced in Serbia for local consumption and export? For example we're for some reason importing Hungarian water, Polish chickens and... fucking Polish PASTRY. We get raw pastry products from Poland to bake in local bakeries. That's completely fucking insane, it's just fucking dough.

>I distinctly remember that we had to go to Austria or Italy ever 2 weeks to purchase toilet paper and smuggle in other basic goods, since the stores were empty. That was '87-89.
Well I guess the toilet paper supplies got "lost" in Croatia and never reached you then! We went for chocolates and alcohol and fancy clothes and such.

where my underage yugaboo's at?

it doesn't matter that there were shortages of coffee, sugar and other basic groceries. petrol was rationed, but that only mattered to you if you were fortunate enough to own a car (Zastava 750 used to cost only 2 years worth of wages). Remember how we used to make jokes about anything, without worrying about ending up in prison. Oh, those were the times...

pic somewhat related, it's Zastava 750

car is so lame, Sup Forums won't upload it's picture

It was created out of necessity due to war and it dissolved because it wasn't needed anymore. External pressures aside, the peoples comprising this country don't like each other, not to mention that they don't have the same language either. We could never agree to have any of the countries lead the rest. So what reason is there to remain united? None. It's better this way. YU is only nostalgia bullshit.

>North American Union
They'd in practice all become US states, or the Western EU.
In any way either president trudeau or president of the north american comission trudeau

Stupid burguer

>President
>Canada

Kill yourself

Ok, are you shitposting or are you this retarded you can't understand I'm saying Trudeau would be president of the North American Union?

Since you support a North American Union (and seems to think, given your first answer, that North America = US+Canada only) I'll take it you are retarded.

federalism, covert nationalism

Should have never attempted to emulate the USSR and fabricate a bunch of noncountries, all communists should be executed immediately desu

>President
>Canada
Kill yourself

tolerating communism.... GTFO my /pol

thats like saying NL, Denmmark, Germany, Sweden, etc., are all the same because theyre germanic

Okay now hear me out.

On one end you have Croats and Slovenes who are chatolics and have been under western rule for almost a millenia.

On the other end you have Serbs who have been ruled over by Turks for half a millenia.

And in the middle you have ''Bosniaks'' i.e. muslim Croats and Serbs who identify them selves via their faith.

Now what Yugoslavia in both its interations did was to force them into a single state under common rule where the representative system is rigged so Belgrade i.e. the beraucrats residing and ruling from there maintain influence.

During the first attempt at creating Yugoslavia the Croats and Slovenes were robbed, cattle was taken away, crops were burned unless you paid of the local military officials who were again appointed through Belgrade.

History books were rewriten to spread ''Greater Serbia'' propaganda and to rename Vlachs (Orthodox Romanian and Chatolic French settlers who were here for about 4 centuries and integrated into the native population) into Serbs.

The Belgrade court tolerated such behaviour because they used the ''Greater Serbia'' movement to spread their influence westward over the 19th century.

The Belgrade court financed the ''Illyric/Yugoslav'' movement in Croatia and Slovenia to use the resentment of those populations against the Austrians for them selves.

During WW2 the second Yugoslavia was created through Soviet pressure and the Brittish trading the area to save Austria from communism.

Tito came into a position of leadership after purging or assasinatin any political opposition in the partizan leadership which led to him barely having any ability to legitimise his rule and he was being pushed by the Soviets to unite with Bulgaria.

Then he decided to suck American cock and got ahold of a bunch of WW2 weapons, credits to kickstart an economy and a neutral trading position.

cont.

This. Usa didnt want to see any communist government succed.

I have to correct you on this. Most of YU nations (still) have the same language, except you and Macedonians.

He ruled after that untill his death with an iron fist and a secret service that was killing his people accross the globe.

And then when he died he left behind a corrupt administration and a country riddled with debts.

All it took was some muzzies in Bosnia to rile up the nationalists on both the Croat and Serbian sdies to start the war.

Now rather than trying to ''reunite'' into another failure it would be better to ally them selves militarily and divide Bosnia among them selves so they can live as peacefull neighbours.

>Mountain Niggers and Vlachs displayed as Serbs

Oh golly.

Now you will try to tell me that modern day Serbs aren't just Turk-Western Bulgarian rape-babies.

Back to Anatolia with you together with Izmet.

why did you separate from russia than ?
you could have stayed under the russian boot instead of the german one

Not quite ...

Evo ti jednog vica iz osamdesetih
>Stiže Franjo u Beograd na sejam
>Zove taksi i pita - Koliko do sajmišta tovariše?
>Taksist kaže, "pet hiljada".
>"Čuj, ali koliko je to u tisučima?"
>"deset tisuča"

...

Germany was the third country to aknowledge our independence.

First was the Vatican followed by Georgia as second.

And if you want to toalk about boot licking, you Poles did plenty of it prior to 1939.

>Nearly identcal colour barely distinguished on the chromatic spectrum

You don't have to be colourblind to see it was done intentionally.

The fact that they understand each other shows enough.

And I remembered another one, from the early 80s, when there were protests in Kosovo.

>Dva miličnika vidita jednog mladca, koji nešto crta po zidu
>uhapštita ga nakon kratkog trka i počnijeta ga tuči (nije bilo milosti za albance, čak i tada)
>Brani se mladac, "nemoj me tuči, ja sam srbin"
>Kaže jedan policajac drugome "Jel' si čuo to Franjo, udri ga još jačije"
...

Russia was heavily ruled by the Germans and Russia has destroyed Poland in cooperation with the Germans. Russians are traitors to the Slavdom too

I can also read and understand polish, slovak, and some czech and russian (I read cyrillic).
But it's clearly not the same language, right?

Honestly, Soviets are Slavic trash.

>First was the Vatican
wasnt iceland the first country to recognize croatia as an independed state?

If two or more languages are more than 80% similar that it can be safely said that they're the same.