Finland thread

Talk about Finlan

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Post Spurdo

what really happened?

i don't know shit about Finland, tell me something good about this country

OI MAAMME SUOMI

kaksoispiste dededededede

How do you remember ww2?

A question for the fins. Have you ever talked to someone at a bus stop? How did it go? Do you still think about it? Did you avoid going to the bus stop ever again?

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autism

Alcoholism: The Country.

how do you make those

>spurdo
>cigarettelad
>helper
>omar-bun
>sheep & rat
shoutings, posting this to epic :DD

I haven't even left my home for two weeks.

Why doesn't Finland make itself more habitable?

You don't need your land to be 90% forest, there are plenty of lakes to form habitation around

>land of 1000 lakes
>has less lakes than sweden

Because hospitals are expensive.

Finland best country

In Finland we alcohol

Finlun es cul

tl:dr Yes and I've learned life lessons from it.
I've talked to some alcoholics.
They have the best stories and are actually happy that someone talks to them.
>Most of them are men that got screwed in the '90s regression, when their companies loans tenfolded over night
>mfw banks (Jews) fucked over thousands of entrepreneurs, whom were unable to recover ever.
>If their loans were forgiven, they would have been building this country for the last two decades. Instead they were given no chance to remain as productive members of society.
>>"Why should I work, if I'd lose every penny to the banks?"

In short: Talk to the downtrodden and learn from their mistakes.

do you guys have a hockey league? or is Jokerit, and a bunch of guys in other leagues it?
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>Because hospitals are expensive.

That fucking hospital that has over 3000* cubic meters of shit quality concrete in its foundation.
How the fuck does a building company fuck up that bad!?

*1 concrete truck has ~8 cubic meters

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sami are cute

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more habitable=more niggers

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helo finlan plese answr fone

JUKURIT FOR CHAMPIONSHIP!
>They won their game 1-7 tonight.
>First year in the national league

suberior menes :DDDD

Yeah, those guys are the legacy of president Koivisto, along with the thousands who simply killed themselves during those years. I can't understand why he is still walking around as a free man.

They could do homestay which allows people from all over the world to stay at a place for cheaper than a hotel.

Yes, it's called sm-liiga

I don't know if you'd call it talking but once a drunk man at the bus stop offered me liquor and then told me it was shit and poured it all out on the ground thinking he was giving it to me.

Finlan best country

is it true that finland has the most autism per capita or is that just a myth spread by Sup Forums

voi vittu :DDDD

I got My Summer Car on steam.

Pretty accurate Finland simulator. You spend 12 hours building a hunk of shit Slav car, get piss drunk, and get driven off the road by some fag blasting eurobeat, ram into a reindeer and die.

Yep.

No, it's not autism, Finland has the most assburger ppl per capita

Whats the proper temperature for a sauna?

What other cultures consider autistic is basically the behavioral norm here.

140celsius

My god it's true

Thanks finpai

were not autist
rest of the world is

Are you really mongols? :----DDD

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about 80-100 celsius

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_paganism#Sacred_animals

Reminder that Spurdo is also an ancient god

Finland is OK, I visit Finland almost every month, buying food and shit.
Faggot Putin banned import from Finland, so now I have to cross border to get cheap good products

Finns are good people and definitely not mongols, they are nordic, mostly.

in our great folktale Kalevala, the hero is promised a girl but rather than marry the hero, the girl drowns herself
it's weird that a tale from early 1800 depicts my life so well and i get the feeling it depicts the life of most finnish men

Finns are Finno-Ugric they don't speak North Germanic language like Sweden and Norway

I have parttime job at a hotel in the archipellago. There is a guest that has been coming to the hotel for atleast ten years, spending 3-7 days there.
He has very specific requests like always wanting to live in the same room, he doesn't eat carbohydrates and demands special breakfast that has to be served 30min before all the other guests, i could go on..
When it comes to sauna he wants the temperature to be exactly 68 degrees, no more no less.
When i am at work i usually have sauna duty (it is wooden sauna) and i have become expert on heating the sauna. I know exactly how to do it to reach the exact perfect temperature for him.

Before i started heating the sauna for him i thought that it is best to have much hotter, like 80-95 degrees, but now i sort of agree with him on that 68 degrees is best for saunaing.
It is just perfect temperature because it is hot enough to make you sweat but not hot enough for your pores to close (which they do to keep the sweat/liquid inside your body as to preserve it). Point of sauna (in my mind) is to sweat and if you don't sweat (which you don't if it is too hot) sauna is more harmful than good.

So, despite that our demanding hotel guest is a bit of a pain in the ass has he atleast taught me a valuable lesson regarding the sauna, which i will remember for the rest of my life.

tl;dr 68 degrees celsius

hello I am finland very antisocial pls be nice thank you

So how many Mosins the Finns get off those dead, frozen Soviet corpses in the Winter War?

Fucking Fingolians

Is it really depressing in finland finnish bros?

Is finland expensive?

Finland needs more diversity we need Finish Merkel

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Holy shit a real fin sauna specialist. It was a serious question too, as i have a sauna in my house. Thanks finbro.

Good impression 9/10 :D

Countless

you will literally die.
try 80-90celsius and try surviving tougher löylys over time.
about 110celsius is my favourite
im a masochist tho.

np brazbro

Thankz for buying our cheese gomrade, I need the monies
:DD


Also don't blame Putin for the import ban, it was the EU faggots who started this shit.

Also please buy more milk from us so I can afford beers :-)

Tampere best city

pic related, what it looks like at summer nights in downtown
I have to agree there

I don't know why 68° would be the ideal but I've always enjoyed sauna in 60-70 °C temperature bracket the most because I like long therapeutic sauna sessions and I can't do that in hotter saunas than that

Exactly. Meditating in a 65-70temp sauna is one of the best things i know. it really cleanses body and soul.

Finland is paradise. It's full of beautiful women with cool, down to earth personalities, who are used to a much lower standard of men than anywhere else.

Also, it is very fun to go sauna at the hotel i work in during summers because there are these birds called Eiders that migrate to the island, lay eggs and have babies there and these birds are very special.
The mothers sit on the eggs all day everyday (nothing gets them to leave their nests. A helicopter can land 5meters from it and they don't move. People can take pictures of them from like 20cm distance and the birds don't do shit, but if you get them mad you better fucking run).
The males all chill togheter on the rocky shores. They are quite shy of people and will fly away if you walk 15meters of them. During the day they are pretty complacent, but the interesting shit happens in the evening, and this is where the sauna comes in.

The hotel sauna is placed facing the north and has a nice window that lets you see a large part of the northern shore where the eider male birds chill. It's really fun to just sit in the sauna and watch these birds interact since they start acting like totally different birds in the evening. You start to see that they have particular personalities, have friends, play with eachother, joke, and communicate with eachother in a much more complex way that i though was possible for birds.
Like once (and i'm not shitting you) I witnessed a bird meeting. I counted 12 birds standing in a circle and one bird standing in the middle of it, holding its wings out to the sides and quacked (or whatever it is called) to the rest of them as if it was holding a speech. The rest of them were mostly quiet during this. then, when the speaking bird was done quacking it walked to join the rest of the circle and another bird walked in and did the same as the previous one. this happened atleast 4 times. I have no idea what their meeting was about but im sure it was about world domination.

For me the warmth of the sauna is a working alternative to emotional warmth

I would have killed myself a long time ago if it wasn't for the warm embrace of the sauna

I used to go to a steam room all the time but they noticed I was using my mom's pass and won't let me back in..

nature is to be preserved you faggot

Finnish posters are the true cucks across the pond. They envy American dominance and with a smug attitude attempt to bloviate their status with inconsequential posts. They're the shitty asian market that smells like formaldehyde and moth balls devaluing the property value of an otherwise flourishing shopping center.

They are truly a reprehensible cast of genetic failures reverberating their final hollow decrees before perishing to the void for all eternity.

I surely do not envy their precarious and temporal existence.

Finland is nice

rude

I say, your behavior is most unpleasant.