Has anyone else set up push notifications to get notified for Trump's tweets? This man runs my life now, thank God he his our President.
I can sort of see what Michelle Odungoo meant when she said for the first time in her adult life she was proud to be a burger...
Nolan Edwards
Millions of illegals voted.
What are the Republicans going to do to stop themselves from getting cucked in the 2018 voting?
Jordan Thomas
I think Trump is trying to suggest that some left wing pressure group gave the lines to the actor to read out.
Brody Wood
Mattis retired on May 22, 2013, after 44 years of service.
Ensuring civilian control of the military, an individual may not be appointed as Secretary of Defense within seven years after relief from active duty as a commissioned officer of a regular (i.e., non-reserve) component of an armed force
Brayden Wilson
Go fix your country first merkel
Michael Sanchez
>hit the max character limit, >instead of sacrificing the exclamation point (!) >he took out the space behind "Couldn't"
This is next level shitposting none of us could even dream of achieving
Brody Murphy
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Nicholas Jenkins
I love presidential shitposting
Christopher Richardson
>this man is our next president >can't stop poking the left with a stick
God this is gonna be a fun 8 years
Jose Mitchell
>NRA gave us the right to bear arms
Ryder Martinez
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Alexander Jenkins
>This is your meme president Aren't you ashamed of this racist, xenophobic bigot?
i love him and nobody and nothing in the world will stop me from loving him how can one man be so based and perfect like seriously how does trump even exist
Colton Wright
>Degwin Trump and Garma Barron Kek.
Hudson Butler
You could use IFTTT and a RasbPi to hook a siren up to go off whenever he Tweets.
>National Voter ID laws >conservative supreme Court allows it >liberals BTFO for decades
check mate
Jose Flores
>talk about overthrowing the government in public in front of a crowd >don't get arrested
>shitpost on a Malaysian cigarette rolling forum >be on several watchlists
The Justice system is so fucked up. I can't wait until Trump is in power so we will have an expectation of obeying the law again.
Cooper Martin
Republicans do well in midterms because young liberal cucks who get their news from comedians don't bother to vote. For example, Current Year Man isn't going to do a show on why you should vote democratic in the congressional race for the third district of Ohio or whatever.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Do you know any person who didn't vote for Trump but became a supporter now after the election?
Aiden Murphy
It's not the right to slaughter with a gun. They do know these people who do mass shootings (who don't turn it into a suicide) are not just turned away from court because of the Second Amendment, right? Or they wouldn't be, rather. Morons
Jeremiah Moore
I was just in a coffeeshop and I overheard two men talking about how Pence had "balls of steel" to go to that theatre.
People are waking up you guys. They're actually waking up. Trump is a 3D chess grandmaster.
Parker Hall
So, what did Trump's tweet mean, exactly? I haven't read anything about this Hamilton ordeal
Adam Jenkins
I dunno, Liberals are really fucking triggered now.
Justin Edwards
>CTR & Jerries
Nolan Wilson
My mom seems much more happy about him after this election. My guess is when Trump won a lot of people realized the talking heads on TV were propaganda.
Asher Cooper
Rahm Emanuel is a corrupt fuck
How do we drain the swamp in Chicago? It's a fucking 3rd world shithole when it comes to corruption
Oliver Brown
>heckling him as he walks away kek, fookin legend
Ayden Smith
Any of you heard of the EmDrive? It's essentially this, but it has an actual chance of working.
Hunter Rodriguez
How the fuck do we meme Jim Webb as Secretary of State? Look up his foreign policy plan from when he ran in the DNC primary.
Owen Anderson
Literally just yank the federal funds. The minute the city government gets revealed as being corrupt useless fucks and the MILLION NIGGERS start rioting, the entire facade around the Democratic Party falls down in that city.
Brandon Sullivan
Starve it of money. Don't visit, just race down Lower Wacker and leave.
Easton Bailey
Will there be a separate team that has the sole purpose of tailing Trump and making sure he's not able to shitpost on Twitter?
Someone needs to make an edit of this where Trump is asking Sup Forums about how many layers of shitposting and bangs we are, then ending up in one of his tweets.
