MIKE PENCE IS GAY

>served as an altar boy
>attended parochial school
>worked as a catholic youth minister
>loves campy Broadway musicals

Let's face it, Mike Pence is gay.

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>sweden
I think you're projecting

Cute

Dont forget swimming naked with Jim Hastert in the congress swimming pool.

>it happened

We love you, Mike.

Probably, but at least he's not a fag.

Wouldn't shock me.

He doesn't exactly look that straight.

REEEEEEE LEAVE /COMFY/ PENCE ALONE

Woah, CTR you might be onto something.

Dude actually has a gay vibe to him.

t. Faggot

i see what you did there

I think he's one of the few ultra religious who's actually sincere in his beliefs without any hypocrisy. I don't think he's even 0.000001% gay.

Pence is an honest to goodness Zealot who'd have burned witches at the stake back in the day.

That would be the greatest thing ever. Let people take shots at him for four years and then come out for the 2020 election as gay and fucking wreck an entire nation of SJWs.

Warhammer 40D chess

I wish. Would succ that silver daddy.

Ya know, it takes one to see one, Sweden.

fucking kek

Yes, but one day he was bitten by an electrical spider and soon after his powers turned him into Mike "Electric Fence" Pence, the man who can zap the gay away.

With great power comes great responsibility.

>>served as an altar boy
>>attended parochial school
>>worked as a catholic youth minister
>>loves campy Broadway musicals
>Let's face it, Mike Pence is gay.


He's not but Sweden certainly seems to be a fag

Beyond a meme, the first 3 have nothing to do with homosexuality. As for the last one, it's just what rich people do in new York.

>Woah, CTR you might be onto something.
>Dude actually has a gay vibe to him.

A fucking leaf

I get the same vibe. Kaine totally gives off a homo vibe. Romney gives off a "likes little boys" vibe.

Pence is christian to the core.

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I mean I suck dick and enjoy getting fucked in the ass while wearing a cheerleader outfit but I am not even that gay.

Good, now we'll get the LGBTQFNEOFXYZ vote in 2020

Pence is a fucking Crusader, and scares the fucking SHIT out of me should Trump get JFK'd. I voted Trump as punishment for my party being retarded and not going with Sanders, and to prevent WW3, but Pence taking over is ALMOST as terrifying to me because I know he's not fucking around.

A POTUS Pence really would abolish the barrier between church and state.

I was an altar boy and I'm married with two children.

fpbp

OP is a faggot

>lel is someone is against gays

>they must be gay lololol

God I wish I could skin every loud mouth fag with a dirty aids nigger knife.

Actual, gay person here.
Mike seems like a closet homosexual.
In fact, a lot of people that really ''hate'' gays are actually gay themselves but don't want to face it so they flame on gays

>ireland

What the priests did to you is not your fault. Never forget that.

It doesn't work that way dumbass.

You're probably like 19 so you don't know remember this guy: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig

Every now and then you have a freak like Pence who's deadly serious with his beliefs without any hypocrisy, and he fucking scares me. He doesn't shock gays because he's secretly one himself, he shocks gays because he thinks he's doing God's will.

Pence is a very dangerous man, and Trump was wise to choose him as his VP.

What is this? 1995? Lol people hate fags because they are disgusting abominations of human evolution. Stop trying to twist it to make yourself feel better about being gross and weird.

It's okay to come out user, it's 2016 and nobody will judge you.

Welp, look at it this way,

IF he is...

That is going to take a shitload of wing outta the liberals sails.

Would be the ultimate BTFO to liberals.

>he hates ponies
>I know he must secretly love them
You are this retarded.

I was ''born'' gay. I've never been attracted to girls
Believe me dude, I'd MUCH rather be heterosexual.
Gays are basically whores that only wanna fuck as many men as possible

Do you think he shocks himself to try to cure his gayness?

True, I've noticed the guys on Sup Forums who love to call people faggots are generally the ones who jerk off to trap porn.

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Of course he's fucking gay. 2016 was the gayest RNC ever. They're hocking LGBTQ shirts on their fund raising website. Dude paid 2k to watch a broadway musical.

>Do you think he shocks himself to try to cure his gayness?
Every single day.

>is a Christian
>is a Christian
>is a Christian
>went to a single musical
>this means he is gay despite having a wife, children, and supporting electro-shock therapy for homosexuals, as well as opposing gay marriage

wew

Yes. And others. It's ineffective but amusing.

I have a terrible gaydar. Any fag anons want to weigh in? Does he seem like a closet homo?

So the time traveler theory is correct then.

wouldn't be surprised if he was a closet gay desu

>despite having a wife
If anything, that only strengthens the theory that he's gay. His wife is a beard.

Pence confirmed for massive closeted FAGGOT.

flag checks out - he must be gay

>having a wife makes it more likely for you to be gay

>>served as an altar boy
>>attended parochial school
>>worked as a catholic youth minister
All you proved is that he was likely raped by a man and now takes it personally against gays.

mike "shock your gay banana hammock" pence

Does anyone in your country know what it's like to have his wife give birth to a white child?

I wish he was, leftists would shit themselves.

I would say allot of people who think gay people can be turned straight are the exact sort of people who think straight people can be turned gay and get the urge to suck a cock every now and then.

Interesting point. I'll add a justification. Not that you see many "no sex before marriage" heteros anymore, but I've NEVER heard of no pre marriage sex with homos. Ever. Gays are incapable of having morals.

Why does that matter?

He is a self-hating gay

Why do you think Trump picked Pence in the first place? He's the perfect insurance to keep these fucking brainwashed leftists from taking a shot at him.

"Go ahead, but you'll only be dealing with him afterwards."

Smart man.

kek

Who is that guy and does he have a feminine penis?

All serious gay-haters in politics are gay. So this is obvious.

Dude got arrested blowing dudes plus that was 10 years ago. The SJW movement is like 5 years old at this point. You were still able to say faggot 2 years ago.

>I've noticed the guys on Sup Forums who love to call people faggots are generally the ones who jerk off to trap porn.

Literally makes no sense, we're all anonymous. The only person you could possibly be talking about is yourself, you're the only one that's not anonymous to you

Make America Gay Again.
>MAGA
As if it wasn't already super gay.

>hundreds if not thousands of anons posting as anonymous
>faggot thinks he can tell who is who
Good job, faggot.

We have our priorities.

Pence looked a lot gayer when he was younger, that's for sure.

>[zaps internally]