Let's get an ancestry thread going

Let's get an ancestry thread going

O-o-obama? That's you?

oh look someone did research to try to pretend they are President Obama.

This would only be funnier if they it was part of a one of these new-fangled Joe Biden memes.

JUST

how did you figure it out so quickly? I had to look all of this up

>committed suicide
>mechanic
kek

It should be a Kenyan flag then

Obama's real dad is frank marshall davis

Great Gatsby reference?

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>tfw OP's mum got B L A C K E D

Now this is a funny family history

>Mother's BF

Looks like your mom paid the toll for burning the coal. Somalians, not even once.

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Throw in a dog as the spouse of one of the Canadians and it'd be golden.

Not a single real heritage has been posted yet, same stale meme ones

Kek

I never knew my parents so I can't participate.

I'm 100% Euro. Nothing too interesting

rude

Well from what the Aussies tell me, since you are a Kiwi there is a 95% certainty that you are at least 1/4 sheep

A lot of wise guys in this thread

dude
weed
lmfao

A distinct possibility, better than emu heritage as chicks dig curly hair.

4 u.

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no hate please

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>sweden+somalia
>china+canada

What a surprise

Are you related to any royalty?

Muslims use Sup Forums ?

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Not as far as I know, though my Belgian family goes back to the 13th century so it's possible

this one does

Something wrong?

If you're connected to aristocracy, I'd guess you are.

Reeee get out

Belgium not country.

>tfw it's probably some papist family like the Bourbons or the Hapsburgs

Yeah well it exists as of now so get bent

If you're connected to one, you're connected to all, so that would be pretty cool

This entire thread is just Antifa trying to trigger Sup Forums

How about this one?

hmm...... no thanks i quite like it here

Too messed up to be true

too messed up (not) to be true

seriously i think somalians are the most hideous race of human

noice

(OP)
>ANTHROPOLOGIST
>NIGGER
YOU'RE A FUCKING MEME BABY DUDE
LOL

At least your father's side of the family is from the same country.

>anthropologist
>black "economist"
Jane Goodall syndrome?

>your nice tunisian grandma > your race traitor maltese grandma

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Updated version of

Dad regrets not having kids with someone whose lineage was also entirely before confederation. Still think I'm pretty top tier tho