Lets relive that most glorious time. You can't top my story lads
>first time poll worker in MI
>start at 6am and lines out the door starting at 7am opening
>yuuuge turnout of blue collar workers who have never voted in their lives
>literally handing me their IDs with hands still dirty from the field or factory
>plenty expressing their support for our strict photo ID voter law
>many worried about voter fraud
>me, young white male in a dress shirt and tie, being responsible for the tabulator reassures them
>colossal turnout, more than any veteran worker has seen before
>no numales or womyn of colouyr to be found anywhere
>polls close at 8, takes 2 hours to close up shop
>tabulated write ins myself, still faggots writing in sanders
>tabulator prints results: trump wins precinct by over 20%
>coworker totally buttblasted and yelling at results to the point I was worried the machine broke or some shit
>laugh in xir face
>finally get shit turned in to county at 10:30
>Trump is winning nationally
>a good show but he'll never take this state
>he takes this state
mfw
ELECTION NIGHT STORIES
Slept through the election, double shifts feel bad man
>bored as fuck
>ask a fatty out
> she says yes
> we have dinner and then we go to my place
> I start making out with her
> she stops and looks at the tv
>fucking trump won
> libtard fatty starts whinning
> tell her trump is not the monster tumbrl says he is
>she yells at me
>ask her to calm down
> she storms out and leaves
>mfw Trump made me waste $200 on a dinner for nothing
I literally had the NYT projection page go up on my computer while I was at work and it went from 20% Trump victory to 95+% Trump victory. First time in 6 years I ordered a pizza for myself. I'll never forget that night.
michigan was always a maybe for me, I had read michael moores article and then saw tthat 4 minute clip
but W I S C O N S I N
that was impossible, this timeline is a fluke
Please do
>Spent $200 on a fatso
Just fill up the fucking trough. You think she'll care?
I dont really think he means american dollars, senpai
Just get them a choripan then feed them your chorizo.
We may never know. We do know he overpaid though.
>be me
>at a bar in NYC
>wisco goes red
>my coworker pukes due to happiness
>we know he won at this point
>literally start crying of joy
>we are all hugging and shit
>some bitch says "Fuck you whites"
>Mexican coworker ronnie, who is the most fucked up out of all of uS, stands up and yells
>"Fuck you, you fucking dumb bitch, Im a Mexican and its time to Make America Great Again"
>Me and my friends lose it and some other people in the bar
>Stay up and watch his speech in disbelief and thinking about the absolute shit storm on Sup Forums
maybe, but it wasn't that expensive desu
I'll make sure to feed her my chorizo, and if it's not that fatty, it'll be the next one I find
Kek'd and checked
Don't have a cool greentext story but I was watching it with a ton of bros who were all Trump supporters, it was a fucking hilarious night. I remember us freaking out everytime some state flipped. None of us could believe this was ACTUALLY happening.
>bet almost exactly a year ago with a British guy I know over steam that Donald Trump would beat Hillary
>well in advance of the primaries even starting
>loser had to concede superiority to the other and give $10
>have been enjoying my dark souls 3 dlc ever since November 8
My faith in the god emperor was rewarded.
I was here with you guys.
I stayed up till 2 am. I've never had a feeling quite like looking at my computer and Pepe the frog is telling me Pennsylvania went red.
Thrilling. One of the best nights of my life.
$200? She must have been real fucking fat.
How the fuck does one get a job running voting places?
Here one basically has to be part of the government
Volunteers run polling places here.
Mostly old ladies. I'm sure they'd be glad to have young people volunteer too.
I was in a Sup Forums run stream and we had a good laugh after he won. We predicted there would be tears and a chimp out if he won and lo and behold there was. Stayed up til 7am with them laughing at all the libcuck tears
Underrated
>Almost got robbed before leaving work
>Pull gun on spic.
>Spic gets arrested after running.
>Vote for Trump three hours later than planned.
That whole day was just fucked.
>Almost got robbed before leaving work
>Pull gun on spic.
>Spic gets arrested after running.
>Vote for Trump three hours later than planned.
That whole day was just fucked.
There's something fucky going on here and I don't like it.
WiFi disconnected right when I solved the capcha.
>out doing field work on an island with another australian, a bangladeshi and two germans
>mobile reception is shit and we're busy, so only get a few updates throughout the day
>"looks like trump's in the lead" and that's about it
>get back to base that evening
>other aussie looking at his phone says "it's official by the way, trump won"
>bangladeshi says nothing, goes to watch cricket on his phone in the room
>germans mad
>me and other aussie sneak away to lol at the outcome
Next morning
>californian guy also at the base (not with us)
>he mad
>starts ranting at one of the germans for some reason
>"this is not okay!"
>laugh and leave
>2012 Romney Vs. Obama
>be in boarding school
>drop acid in the boys dorm
>hanging out in lobby
>race baiting on TV
>call out bs
>autism in full effect
>come across as crazy nazi Sup Forumsack
>freak out everyone in lobby
>gonzo shoop-shoop-shadoop back to my room.
>Ron Paul should've won
>ID
Dynamic IP
>Fiance is the editor of a small newspaper
>She has to wait for all the local/state election results to come in before she can send her stuff off to print
>I'm hanging out at her office and keeping her company while we wait
>Both of us stressed out that The Empress might win, but haven't bought into the "TRUMP HAS NO CHANCE" bullshit
>Almost every source imaginable pulled up on all the computers around us
>Fox, CNN, Politico, etc. all alongside each other
>She's chatting online with some of the other local editors and they're passing around the Hillary kool-aid like it's Jonestown
>Results start coming in, and I'm pacing around giving her updates to her and just shooting the shit
>Trump takes an early lead
>Editors are making cracks about the "dumb states"
>Trump still has the lead
>Commentators are getting snarky
>Girlfriend and I are becoming hopeful
>Trump maintains lead over Clinton
>As the night goes on, the panic sets in
>The Facebook posts start
>"You can just unfriend me right now if you voted for Trump."
>Girlfriend is talking about her friends are "literally shaking" and "literally crying" on Twitter and Instagram
>Editors all over the county are losing their fucking minds in the chat
>Our faith in the future of America is rising with every minute
>The gf and I are officially partying
>Alcohol comes out as we start celebrating the now inevitable defeat of Hillary Clinton
>Hours into the night
>The Young Turks are having a nuclear fucking meltdown live on the internet
>The SJW hordes are sobbing like fools
>CNN is the only source clearly refusing to call Wisconsin until Hillary concedes
>I'm fucking my girlfriend over her desk while the Never Come Down video plays on the computer next to us
>pic related
>Never Come Down video
When I got back home the next day I listened to the 3 hour mix of that and got stoned while reading all the butthurt. It really cemented that song in my head as a very special time and place in history.
>also be NYCfag
>at work
>boss asks teacher who they will vote for
>me Trump
>co-worker says Hillary
>boss asks who is gonna win
>I say Trump
>red pill a few Japanese students on Trump, they start to like him
>leave work
>went to bar with friend
>drinkign and watching results
>like you, start crying once we know he had it in the bag
>negress and her boyfriend start chanting "fuck Trump"
>based black man next to us say to me "finally we off the plantation. fuck those uncle tom niggas"
>leave to avoid chimpout, get in cab to go to different bar
>talking about the win with friend
>driver from Uzbekistan asks if Trump won
>yes, America is going to be great again
>driver says he hopes Trump blows the fuck out of ISIS
>get to other bar, some hillary cucks crying at their table
>dude from Peru with his wife next to me saying they need a Trump wall in Peru to keep out the trash from Bolivia, Columbia and and Equador
>get home later that night and sit up on pol until 6 am
>since that day co-worker doesn't talk to me anymore
>mom calls me the next day to say my friends (and her) are on suicide watch on facebook
Honestly, I'm still in shock. In a good way. Whenever I got about my life everyday, I can't help smiling. I am actually surprised how many people in NYC were pro-Trump. Too bad the shit here was rigged beyond belief.
nyc fag here aswell, i live in the same building as some uzbek taxi drivers. never knew some of them liked trump.
>watch the early votes
>Trump winning but Clinton is swinging
>turn off TV because of anxiety and watch the Devils game
>Tune back in at 10:00
>Trump is up and surging
>Stay up until his speech and cry tears of joy
>go to work in the morning with a sense of calm I haven't felt in years
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