How do you break the Sup Forums addiction?

How do you break the Sup Forums addiction?

Or at least break the cycle enough to get productive stuff done?

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Bumping because I want the answer

I have a huge amount of code I need to figure out by Monday AM because my subordinates are useless and couldn't meet their deadline

and yet here i am

also 2 idiots are going to be fired by monday afternoon as well if anyone is looking for subpar programmers

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It can block any site you list and also allow you to access those sites during certain times of the day.

Why would this be the place to ask anyone

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Willpower.

>implying i wouldn't just remove the extension

I need a solution with ZERO ability to reverse course, outside of buying a new computer

I did manage to stop coming here once for a few months.
But I am totally addicted to the news cycle and the discussion of the news cycle.

I don't even play videogames anymore, I just read shit. Commie blogs, libertarian blogs, I don't even care.

I usually go through stretches of time when I get sick of it and set it down. I pick it up again whenever there is a happening, or whenever I want to see what /tg/ thinks of the latest iteration of D&D (answer: it sucks)

HELP ME I HAVE NO SELF CONTROL

what makes me think you'd listen to my advice in such a case? drink 500ml of water and think about your life for ten minutes. you're chronically dehydrated.

you simply don't
remember you are here forever
if you want to multitask, do webm related
a feed on the side while you do everything else

Get a gf and be more addicted to her than this place.

it allows password protection, generate a jumbled miss mash password and lose it.

It's just like weed or even alcohol - just stop being a pussy bitch and spend less time doing it. It's really not hard.

That gave me fucking cancer

....there is no happenings, no elections, nothing at all going on with Sup Forums right now

Just get the fuck off and read this shit later. Your life depends on your job, it doesn't depend on reading autism.

I went to rehab. No Sup Forums for a month. Logged on on the car ride home.

>ADDICTED TO Sup Forums
FUCKING PATHETIC BRO YOU COULD BE LITERALLY ANYTHING AND YOU CHOSE THIS

>this is what I have to look forward to.
"Team Project" translates to "separate branch"
go do whatever the fuck you want over there, don't taint my beautiful work

Trump victory really helped me back off...

Start mobileposting. Your free time is much more productive once you start getting all your shitposting done on the bus/ in quick bursts when you have your phone out

this

I would probably kill myself if I miss out on discussing a happening on Sup Forums as it's happening

real answer?
You need to leave the house and have a dedicated work area, a library, an office, something.

You really need to separate work from play, and build mental triggers to make focusing easier

>owning a phone
stay bluepilled

>2023
>Augmented Reality contact lenses are widely used, nobody even really uses screens or monitors on computers/phones any more, everything streams to your eyes
>have 20-30 tabs of Sup Forums open on your eyeballs literally 24/7 for the rest of your life

SHADILAY.
SHADILAY.
SHADILAY.
LORD OF CHAOS,
LEAD THE WAY.

but I'm paid for this

I have no idea what you're trying to say

please elaborate in American English please.

shieeet

Give the password to a friend

everytime I'm going to quit, doubles

>Off by one
Leave right now, while you still can! Turn off the computer and never come back! Kek has given you this one chance.

what dat?

if i hit doubles, i sign off for the night

i promise this to Kuk

Kek will never give up its peons away to the normies. It is not possible to roll anything better than singles if you use your roll as a way of escape.

If you prioritize pollocking over work, think about where your life is.

Why would that happen?
What would make you not feel the need to do that?

SHADILAY
MAX EXPOSURE MAX PRODUCTIVITY

what are you talking about? being racist on pol keeps me hating weed
being nationalist bigot literally keeps me sober

Getting a job is the first step, youll feel more productive and wont want to spend so much time online

>Getting a job is the first step, youll feel more productive and wont want to spend so much time online

>tfw work as a programmer
>cant get off the computer no matter what i do

kill me

I used to browse the Sup Forums main page. but once I discovered the Catalog view, I'm hooked.

I've quit sooo many addictions; vidyas, alcohol, cigs, weed etc...
But I always find something else to sink my teeth into.

Trick is to quit the addiction and figure out something worthwhile to obsess about.

You know, i was thinking as to why this was so addictive considering that while we're on Sup Forums we are not actively participating in the public life that we are discussing. Then i thought to myself that this is what gods must do if there are any. Just looking at the world from afar and fucking shit up for giggle and discussion. We have become like gods in this place and that is why we keep coming back.

It's impossible. I've been here for 8 years now and I'll probably never escape.

Interesting thought

Just kill yourself?

Or cut your hands off and and pluck your eyes out. Not in that order of course

Ur a pejon deck my choubles

get a phone and work out or get a job you can do from home on the computer. you can get a basic programming job after only a couple months of learning from home. be a code monkey for a couple years and learn new things in your spare time. get certified in data science then you will have a head start when it becomes and actual degree and youll be grandfathered in so all you have to do is take a test to get your BS in DS escience. awake for 16hrs a day and spend 7 on Sup Forums, 7 on work, and 2 wtf ever else. work hard enough and you can be making over 100K/yr in 5 years tops. do it faggots

WE IS GODZ N SHEIT

same here. i want to quit but if i do i'll be totally alone. one of these days i'll do it. i'll be that tiny red ember that suddenly leaps out of the fire into the darkness... sputtering and smoking as i'm extinquished and consumed by that which lies just beyond the light.

In what possible scenario would that even be remotely useful.

other than watching multiple porn videos at once

I don't really see a reason to quit though. I've learned so much from this website, it's been a net positive in my life.

If I had more free time I'd just get in trouble anyway.

>he's worried about how much time he spends on this shithole of a site
>he thinks that's the worst of his problems...

I imagine for people who are really spatially oriented it would be really cool to be able to interface with a 3 dimensional data set that could be like when you have the corkboards with strings on pins in police shows.

If you were a programmer working on a large object oriented program it would be cool to be able to walk around to different objects and be able to see visual connections for relationships between classes.

If you were an engineer working on a design you could have a VR 3d model of what you are building and be able to summon windows with context menus in VR space next to whatever part of the model they control.

Also walking around to use the PC sounds kind of nice.

I confess, i'm here for the (you)s. Thnx user.

(you)'re welcome

>Also walking around to use the PC sounds kind of nice.
I've been sitting in a dark room for an hour now because i'm to lazy to get up and walk over to the light switch.

No thanks.

Me too. For about 2 days.

Sounds like a Circle of Hell to me.

Ive been here since 07. There are periods where I use Sup Forums less, but as soon as somthing happenings again I'm pulled right back in.

You're here forever.

Those poor ctr employees didn't realize that their job was a trap, and will be red pilled in a few months. It's clear they still haven't left and they aren't getting paid anymore

it's probably the only thing I really enjoy in life right now

This.
First it was just popping into /new/ every once and awhile. Then it was every few days. Then I joined the army (for many reasons, but wanting to see if /new/ was right was part of it. Or was it Sup Forums by then?).
Once I was in and through all the training for a bit it was almost every day. 5 years of that, now I'm out, and Sup Forums is my goto site on the web whenever I get a minute.
No regrets though, was(am?) a tranny before Sup Forums, but it convinced me to try to accept muh dudeness.
I can look in a mirror and not cringe, can go to the gym and not hate myself thanks to Sup Forums and a lot of various things. Nostalgia man. so many crazy things I've seen and done cuz /new/ and Sup Forums...

It is, imageboards are a huge time vampire.

>It's clear they still haven't left and they aren't getting paid anymore

lol yeah, totally never connected the two

it's like we got a surge of newfags hahaha, that's awesome

post the job description for their position if you're interested in higher quality replacements

i literally start going through withdraw after 12 hours

This is Sup Forums.
You will never leave.

Remember futurama when Fry couldn't stop drinking soda because he was addicted but he had to save the robot and the cyclops anyway?

I think the salient point here is "what" OP is addicted to.
He's "addicted" to wasting time online. He clearly feels that spending time here is neither productive nor useful but to use this place as an excuse or scapegoat is really failing to properly address the problem.

>"damn I need X"
>"If I don't get X I won't get Y."
>"The only way I'm gonna get X is if I get off the interwebs for awhile."
>*get off interweb*

Priorities m8

The thing is is that this place *does* have it's uses.

It's great for looking at political events and items from different perspectives very quickly.

We can all laugh and joke about the shit that is here (and it's here) but nobody whose been here for years could say they have not seen some really profound/useful things here at least once.

Thats what I feel I'm chasing.
I'll see shitposts here but then turn away and I might have missed a good point on something.

/sg/ was/is fascinating on Syria related events.

I think addiction to news in general is the problem. Happenings are a hell of a drug and Sup Forums is the best place to get them

If singles I'll leave for a day.

Well shit, Kek wills it.

nice