My fake letter seems to be doing to rounds on reddit and twitter, and even fooled some burgers. What should I forge next to really trigger some people?
Levi Moore
a gf
Logan Ramirez
Something that makes left-wing people look silly for believing, such as a similar letter from the police about reading "extremist left-wing literature", it'll make them go nuts
>tfw you've just had a rough wank and your bellend stings for an hour or so afterwards but it feels like an eternity
Adam Anderson
Mogg exposed himself to brit/pol/ as the cancerous Tory he always was.
No Moggposting.
Robert Jenkins
source?
Hunter Gutierrez
youtube.com/watch?v=JRilf3i8MrQ Imagine any politician being so popular that their party's election broadcast is just a shitty-gritty "down to earth" biopic of him
He voted for the Snoopers' Charter I tried to tell you people he was just a meme
James Moore
>He voted for the Snoopers' Charter
disappointed tbqh
Luis Butler
THINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTER
Ayden Watson
Is Bercow posting still allowed?
Elijah Taylor
Expected.
He was always like that.
it was just a no go topic to speak ill of "based Mogg"
Sebastian Stewart
You shouldn't be, he proved by not defecting to UKIP and actively campaigning against the only principled Tory MP there ever was, Mark Reckless, that he's just a comfy backbencher who knows he'll never be able to actually change anything and enjoys the fact
The Conservative Party love him too because they can trot him out against UKIP as an example of how there are still some ""based"" Tories in the party and that there's hope that eventually the party will actually be right-wing again
Total carpetbagger as well, he stood in SCOTLAND before Somerset
Caleb Cooper
>Imagine any politician being so popular that their party's election broadcast is just a shitty-gritty "down to earth" biopic of him Didn't John Major do that?
And he got in just by not being Kinnock, though he was quite adorable with those glasses.
Why the fuck did we stop making John Major glasses anyway? That's one of the most iconic things of old Britain, everyone had plonker glasses instead of these fancy American frames.
Carter Robinson
>yktd Won't be participating in this thread.
Chase Green
Fucking hell lad she's stunning. I love Scottish birds, and when you go there most of the normal onese from outside the cities are based as fuck. And they do the whole 'barely any makeup, jeans, tshirt' thing which I like.
Yeh me too desu. It's not my normal listen, but it's impressive and I reckon it's worth a go.
I'm just going through my favourites and posting a few songs now. Please do the same. anything new is good
These Nordic (Swedish I think) chaps are fantastic, this isn't the best but it's a decent start. Give a few more a go if you don't hate them immediately:
Just remembered Jack Straw exists and now I'm having the Russian invasion and mass political purges fantasies again.
Aaron Campbell
Out with the old and in with the American seemed to be the mantra of the late eighties and nineties, stems back to American troops cucking us en masse during World War II and our performance in Suez
Yes, he even had his son come with him to distribute anti-Reckless flyers I recall vividly the interviewer asking his son "So why don't you like UKIP?" and the child says "Because they're mental!" or words to that effect, and Mogg laughs along with them
Leo James
Disgraceful.
I learned he was bad after looking into his history a while back but I never spotted that.
Bloody disgusting.
Lincoln Price
Tony Blair dismissing other politicians: "Honestly, how many people are dead because of Jeremy Corbyn? How many illegal wars has Theresa May started in her whole life?"
Lucas Roberts
I stay in Glasgow mate, I know.
The birds here are something else, and not in a good way.
>However, rumours that he had toured the constituency in a Bentley were described as "scurrilous" − he insisted it had been a Mercedes. Every fucking time
I'll watch it later, headset is broken and people are asleep.
The girls in Glasgow are either incredible or horrible.
There is no in between.
t. attends uni in Glasgow
Owen Sullivan
Ah yeh Glasgow girls are fucking dire. Same with Edinburgh, despite the city being stunning. I did a bit of work in Peterhead though and they were all old-school
Lincoln Jenkins
>Chatting with limey acquaintance >make joke about cheeky Namders >looks at me like I'm autistic You all lied to me...
Adrian Ramirez
>Namders you are autistic.
Colton Peterson
There are some exceptions but from my experience most of them are completely horrible.
>tfw when you piss directly after having a wank and your dick stings for a while.
Austin Gray
...
Jayden Torres
>most of them are completely horrible. this much is true.
Robert Brown
It doesn't sting because you pissed m8, it's because your grip was too tight.
Levi Richardson
I want the snow to fall on globalists and neolibs
Lincoln Adams
> Tony Blaire is coming back.
Just when you thought Labour had already self-destructed.
Jayden Collins
So you listen to skinhead songs and are against kikes and all that? Pretty safe to say you're a National Socialist/Fascist right?
Elijah Wilson
Yes, why?
And if you're that Churchillite knob you can sod off
Chase Collins
>Americans are the majority of the board >majority of idiots on board are therefore also American Really made me think
Aiden Gomez
Will based Corbyn purge the Blairite scum?
Asher Harris
No, I'm not him but I've been waiting for a poster like you.
>Haha we need Fascism, Hitler did nothing wrong etc etc >WTF SNOOPER'S CHARTER MUH RIGHTS MUH LIBERTIES THIS IS LITERALLY FASCISM Why?
Dylan Williams
Because the people using those powers are not the people I want in power.
Daniel Powell
>British Nationalist supports Blair Blair serves us, not you
Jayden Walker
Are you retarded mate?
Leo Davis
When did I support Blair?
Colton Bell
It's probably a severe case of autism.
William Nguyen
He'll have to fend off being purged by his own party first
Kayden Lee
See
Xavier Anderson
I forgot we even had a referendum
Sebastian Morales
No bother, it'll be like we never did anyway
Elijah Thompson
Oh that, merely a meme
Dylan Perry
I want to be a women
Chase Parker
Still though, as long as it doesn't get used against weebs posting nazi anime girls on imageboards then it really isn't a bad thing, the only difference being is that now they can legally persecute people for whatever illegal things they plan to do instead of just keeping track of it.
We all know that it's mostly the lefties and pakis calling for assassinations of political figures like Farage and Trump on social media, where as nationalists and the like don't cry about it online and go through with it if that's the way things are going (see: Jo Cox).
My point is that this charter could be used against the them.
Michael Nelson
Part of me wants Parliament to block Brexit so that UKIP can ride the waves of outrage to a GE victory desu
Henry Martin
>he challenged my *autistic screeching* >wtf do i do >*continues autistically screeching* You two alright?
Camden Sanchez
I'll still never agree with you on this.
The Tories are too obsessed with staying alive as a Party to block a full brexit and May's career rests on this
If she wants her Orwellian dreams to come true she'll need to deliver on Brexit.
Jace Davis
I want parliament to vote on whether I should becum a women
Leo Sanders
>My point is that this charter could be used against the them. But it isn't
You can easily search on Twitter for "shoot Farage" etc and none of them will ever be in any danger with the police even if you report them. Compare this to people getting questioned by the police for making offensive jokes against left-wing figures as well as the people arrested for insulting that footballer and Nelson Mandela
The only targets of this spying bill will be conservatives and the occasional Muslim so that the headlines can blare "MAY'S LAW STOPS TERROR ATTACK" and so on
They wouldn't win an election, Tories proved in 2015 that they can shit all over the place and still win because >COMRADE CORBYN HOLY FUCK ALL OUR DEFENCES WILL BE GONE ISIS WILL INVADE VOTE TORY NOW!!!!
Ayden Nelson
go to bed
Nicholas Jackson
Why do you use a name here? Isn't the point of this place to be anonymous? Sorry this is my first week here
Connor Cox
You keep bringing up 2015 as if the UK will be in exactly the same situation in 2020 as it was last year. Yes the Tories could well wriggle their way into power once more but that's no reason to sit back and watch.
Leo Reyes
But I am already up
Mason Long
I don't really care mate, just go to bed
Wyatt Sanders
dumb phoneposter
Nolan Morales
What are you. My mother?
Isaiah Gutierrez
Yeah
Aiden Miller
>he can't lie down while posting >he can't masturbate in bed
Alexander Edwards
Why didn't you give birth to a girl mummy You've made me unhappy mummy
Blake Morgan
Laptop posting with a mouse good enough to accommodate the bedsheet is the supreme comfort
Yes but what if, for lack of a better word, meme it against them? A year ago, most of us didn't think Brexit or Trump winning would be possible, so this shouldn't be a problem, Especially if Brexit does go through, maybe even deportations of some people then the left and the immigrants will undoubtedly be calling for violence towards the people who made it happen and and for Brexit to go through it needs the support of Tories so when the left starts targeting the Tories then May would have no choice but to act on it. Alternatively you could always just shitpost about the government ignoring certain types of threats towards conservatives/right wingers until it gains enough attention to causing your average right wing voters to worry.
It was illegal for us to post racist shit even before the charter so it can't get that much worse for us anyways but it can get alot worse for the left.
Joseph Cruz
How uncomfy
Nathaniel Miller
Don't link to them, then they'll link to us
Reminder that "colonisation" = cross-contamination
Caleb Hughes
>Alternatively you could always just shitpost about the government ignoring certain types of threats towards conservatives/right wingers until it gains enough attention to causing your average right wing voters to worry. That implies a level of care that the majority of people don't have
Elijah Ramirez
kys pal
Parker Robinson
Sup Forums makes /r/The_Donald look like Sup Forums
Thomas Myers
>causing your average right wing voters to worry I'm not part of your current conversation here but I have an opinion of this bit. I don't there is such thing as a right wing voter in this country. Obviously, there are some, but I think the number is so small that you can basically call it non-existent. Most right wing voters actually seem to be centre-left to me, but have been fooled in to believing that they are right wing by the media, government and the retarded hardcore lefties.
Jayden Cruz
you cunt, you had to go and link us in /brit/
Ryan Sullivan
Only a slight improvement on Brit/pol/ out of school and work hours to be fair
The typical "I have no political knowledge yet I must post" formula of >Just paid £50 for a Freddo from Nandos lads >Bought some new slippers famms, comfy af rn tbqhwyf >tfw all the girls on Tinder are fuckin rankkkk lads x)
is there, just ramped up
Joshua Diaz
Their raids are always so dull.
>say something controversial and politically incorrect on Sup Forums - politically incorrect and be told you're edgy with 5 different memes as if you gives a shit anyway >spam because cooldown times are low
Chase Hall
>just back from Gregg's lads AMA
Brayden Kelly
That too
And that "Going up the corner shop anyone need anything" followed by cretins LARPing responses along the lines of "freddos", "monster munch", "*name of other particularly British snack here*" etc
Kevin Morgan
>*autistic screeching*
Either way though, the left has been implementing more and more "progressive" policies year after year while the right slowly followed them, this time the right is (hopefully) taking a few steps back and if Britain is to ever turn Fascist/NatSoc/whatever then it won't just be a massive coup overnight, it'll be slowly implementing policies like these to ease people into.
If you can pass laws like these without causing too much backlash and problems and get people to see that it's not as bad as they thought it would be then as the laws turn more authoritarian so do the popular parties if they want to have any chance of winning.
>just had a cheeky wank lads >tfw no gf tier posts >random crying about life in general I used to try to help the people doing the latter, but none of them care to improve themselves.
It's a wasted effort.
Nathan Watson
I wish they'd go back to /r9K/, I'm not sure what they're even doing on a political board
John Roberts
There's a difference between late-night posters who do it to wallow in sorrow with their fellow rejects, and the normies-pretending-not-to-be-normies (almost always students with active social lives and not real NEETs) who mimic it to try and seem jaded and cool and to get "JUST DO IT!"-tier responses so that they can post a happy Wojak and a "T-thanks lads" response
Charles Nguyen
Trying my best
Ayden White
t. neet
Jaxon Green
Yes
Levi Bailey
having some cheeky cyber sex lads
Dominic Williams
OUT OUT OUT
Oliver Jenkins
the overuse of the words "lad" and "mate" really piss me off
i've never heard an autistic, video game playing, overweight, ugly, incel, virgin, neckbeard ever use the word "lad" or "mate" in real life
Connor Hill
So Trump want's a safe space and now Sup Forums does too?
