What's his name again?

>Mike "put the fags in body bags" Pence
>Mike "begin 4th reich to kill the dykes" Pence
>Mike "bend the gender, time to end her" Pence
>Mike "scissor twats, eat megawatts" Pence
>Mike "give gays a frightening using lightning" Pence
>Mike "clam-on-clam vs. hydroelectric dam" Pence
>Mike "if inside butts your sperm is hid, I'll hook your nuts to the electric grid" Pence
>Mike "pay the gays their daily rays" Pence
>Mike "kill the queens with laser beams" Pence
>Mike "queer retribution with near electrocution" Pence
>Mike "zaps for traps" Pence
>Mike "if he still wants men, hit the juice once again" Pence
>Mike "suck a rod and you'll meet god" Pence

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>Mike "Blessed by the Abbot? Time to Gas the Faggot" Pence

how the fuck can there be so many good ones of these

>Mike "if inside butts your sperm is hid, I'll hook your nuts to the electric grid" Pence

Mike "jew to ashes, nig get lashes" Pence.

Mike "if it jumps the fence, it gets the currents" Pence

t. queer with a sense of humor

Mike "Mass electrocution is my final solution" Pence
Mike "If dick you desire, fear my electric wire" Pence
Mike "Gay and proud? Get a thundercloud" Pence
Mike "Your perversion needs an electrical conversion" Pence
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence
Mike "Consider a lobotomy before engaging in sodomy" Pence
Mike "Blast gays with tesla's rays" Pence
Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence
Mike "The only power to queers is volts times amperes" Pence
Mike "If you're bi, you will fry" Pence
Mike "After these elections, say goodbye to gay erections" Pence
Mike "Lightning strike the turbo dyke" Pence
Mike "Putting the trans in transistor" Pence

Mike "Putting lightning in your rod" Pence
Mike "You've got one in the belly? Better find a back alley" Pence
Mike "Dicks give you an erection? This circuit's making a connection" Pence
Mike "If you like bumming, this chair's humming" Pence
Mike "Ohmosexual" Pence
Mike "Homosexuality gets you a fatality" Pence
Mike "According to the constitution you belong in an institution" Pence
Mike "Man wants a penetrator, I'll start the generator" Pence
Mike "Pikachu, I choose you" Pence
Mike "Closing gay chapters with AC adapters" Pence
Mike "Repent for all your sin or get some volts again" Pence
Mike "The bug chaser disgracer" Pence
Mike "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence
Mike "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
Mike "Pray the gay away or stay for the death ray" Pence
Mike "Electoral Volts" Pence

Mike "If you're Queer pack your gear" Pence
Mike "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence
Mike "Mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor" Pence
Mike "If you enjoy cock, you're in for a shock" Pence
Mike "Saving Those Babies from Feminists with Rabies" Pence
Mike "Get your ass pounded, the wire won't be grounded" Pence
Mike "Electrodes for questionable chodes" Pence
Mike "Want some cock, get a shock" Pence
Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence
Mike "cum on your face? To hell you'll race" Pence
Mike "Disco inferno" Pence
Mike "Ignite the sodomite" Pence
Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "It's fun to turn on the YM-AC" Pence
Mike "Gettin' shocky on liberace" Pence
Mike "Electric Fence" Pence
Mike "Turn down for Watt?" Pence
Mike "Take it in the ass and face Zeus's wrath" Pence
Mike "Like to fap? You're getting a zap" Pence

Mike " hang the homos " Pence

Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

Mike "suck some meat, feel the heat" Pence
Mike "kill a dyke for the reich" Pence
Mike "LGBT BBQ" Pence
Mike "The closet electrician" Pence
Mike "Making America straight again" Pence
Mike "Your member enlarged? You're getting some charge" Pence
Mike "ass full of juice, face full of Zeus" Pence
Mike "blaspheming God to lightning rod" Pence
Mike "If men make you jerk it, you complete the circuit" Pence
Mike "The Dapper Zapper" Pence
Mike "popular vote, meet the popular volt" Pence

Mike "10 megawatts a day keeps the homo away" Pence
Mike "if you're a queen I'll zap your peen" Pence
Mike "For every dyke a lightning strike" Pence
Mike "Assault with Battery" Pence
Mike "Fairies beware you're in for the chair" Pence

I like his views

Mike "Watt Watt in the butt" Pence
Mike "Dropping fags and loading mags" Pence
Mike "Feel the itch? I flip the switch" Pence
Mike "Electroshock your love of cock" Pence
Mike "Set phasers to straight" Pence
Mike "Like other men? The dial's going to ten" Pence
Mike "Want to get pounded, please stay grounded" Pence
Mike "Jolting fear into the queer" Pence
Mike "Ignite the sodomite" Pence
Mike "Electrocute the fruit" Pence
Mike "If you catch or pitch, I'm flipping the switch" Pence
Mike "Curing queers with amperes" Pence
Mike "LGBT BBQ" Pence
Mike "The closet electrician" Pence

Mike "pussy please, or I'll shoot you on your knees" Pence
Mike "Burn San Francisco to a crisp-o" Pence
Mike "Act like a queer and you'll get an ampere" Pence
Mike "Gays get Thomas Edison's medicine" Pence
Mike "Ending curiosity with electric curiosity" Pence
Mike "Homocaust" Pence
Mike "Ohmocaust" Pence

Alright I'm all out of memes about electrocution, gonna just drop some racist ones. If you have new ones I will be monitoring this thread

Mike "cum on your face, to hell you'll race" Pence
Mike "harbor a jew and I'll come for you" Pence
Mike "insult the race, get sprayed with mace" Pence
Mike "pleasure yourself, meet bad health" Pence
Mike "the untermensch shall dig a trench" Pence
Mike "if you're black, you go back" Pence
Mike "if you're white, claim your right" Pence
Mike "When gays get laid, I get my blade" Pence
Mike "get an abortion, I'll take off a portion" Pence
Mike "free the slaves, feel the lathes" Pence
Mike "the chosen few will end the jew" Pence
Mike "if you're from mexico, your brains will blow" Pence
Mike "Take a load, hit the road" Pence
Mike "if you vote left, your skull gets cleft" Pence
Mike "turn a jew into stew" Pence
Mike "suck some meat, feel the heat" Pence
Mike "deal with semen, deal with demon" Pence
Mike "If you're brown, you're going down" pence
Mike "see a n*****, pull the trigger" Pence
Mike "Turn your back on the Lord, you'll hang by a cord" Pence

Mike "Tab A into Slot B is the way its supposed to be" Pence

Mike "kill a dyke for the reich" pence
Mike "kill a queer, you're in the clear" Pence
Mike "cross two sticks, cross the river styx" Pence
Mike "pussy please, or I'll shoot you on your knees" Pence
Mike "mass graves for jewish knaves" pence
Mike "Christ is lord, or die by sword" Pence
Mike "one less jew for me and you" pence
Mike "No free pass for Dick in Ass" Pence
Mike "mount a dyke on a pike" Pence
Mike "like to suck chodes? you get electrodes" Pence
Mike "kill a queer and I'll cheer" Pence
Mike "guys give you an erection? lethal injection" Pence
Mike "Building the Pillory for Crooked Hillary" Pence
Mike "Sending Obama Back to His Mama" Pence
Mike "Slegdehammer Splatter Black Lives Matter" Pence
Mike "Turning Jihadis into Dead Muslim Bodies" Pence
Mike "Use some Sense, build that Fence" Pence
Mike "Crashing this Plane on CIA Kaine" Pence
Mike "Bringing the Chinese Down to Their Knees" Pence
Mike "Saving Those Babies from Feminists with Rabies" Pence
Mike "Shooting Binge Shall Not Be Infringed" Pence
Mike "Spooky Ghost Haunts the Huffington Post" Pence
Mike "Nationalist Horror to Evil George Soros" Pence
Mike "Feeding Huma to a Hungry Puma" Pence
Mike "Training El Rato for the Ultimate Battle" Pence
Mike "Being the Best since Jonny Quest" Pence
Mike "Race Bannon Arming the Cannon" Pence
Mike "CTR's Starving Because he's Lee Marvin" Pence
Mike "Enemies of Trump Better Learn to Jump" Pence
Mike "Last Hope for the Day of the Rope" Pence
Mike "The Indiana Lion You Can Rely On" Pence
Mike "I Like Mike You Shrill Fat Dyke" Pence
Mike "10 megawatts a day keeps the homo away" Pence
Mike "If you're Queer pack your gear" Pence
Mike "Like It in the Crapper? You Get the Zapper" Pence
Mike "Mister thinks he's a sister, become a human resistor" Pence
Mike "If you enjoy cock, you're in for a shock" Pence
Mike "Deus Volt" Pence

That's an interesting hobby you have there

were you edging while you made all those?

Some of these are repeats. We need a pastebin or something of all of these sorted by character length, then we can cut out the copies

Mike "No we won't bake the cake" Pence.

Mike "the guy really running our country" Pence

I've made maybe a dozen of them but almost all of mine I've just collected from different threads

I like yours

Mike "Zippedy doo-dah, Zappedy Gay" Pence

Mike "suck his peen and you'll lose your spleen" Pence

wew lad

>pastebin.com/jJWCVYCQ

Gotchya covered bromeo (its not mine)

Liberal Poofter

Mike "Using Maxwell's equations to cure homosexual relations" Pence

Mike "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence

I vote this as best,

This needs to be waaaaaaaaaaay longer

Mike "Subjecting perversion to Thevenin conversion" Pence

Mike "Turning fruits into vegetables" Pence

seconded

Mike "when men seem seductive, you're getting conductive" Pence

Seconded as well

Mike "If you are Gay, prepare to be Neurally Frayed" Pence

>Mike "3rd Rails for 3rd Genders" Pence

Mike "I came buckets after the Pulse thing" Pence

kek

someone make a pastebin with all these

nevermind

Mike "Mexican Chainsaw for that Hamilton actor" Pence

Nice

Mike "Unfathomably rude, to jerk a dude" Pence

Mike "electric induction to prevent dick suction" Pence

English is a versatile language, it's great.

Anybody else ever notice how much botox Pence has in his face?

Mike "I don't like gays" Pence

Mike " Drag the Fag" Pence
Mike " Electric" Pence

Those are my favorites.

mike "fatal attraction" pence

I am literally dieing.
My sides

>Mike "the destroyer of dykes" Pence

Hahahahshajejrjirnrnrdbixidjdshyeeb

Mike "take the pork in your botts, yer getting the watts" Pence

Agreed

Mike "HIV isn't a death sentence anymore. I am." Pence
Mike "Turning bathhouses into slaughterhouses" Pence
Mike "Public castration (of gays) is a good idea" Pence

Mike "Pillage Greenwich Village" Pence sticks out to me for some reason

Has anyone tweeted these to Pence?

Mike "if you are gay say hi to Faraday" Pence

We should do that actually

Mike "Eat da poo poo? You'll wish ISIS got you" Pence
Mike "Suck Cock? Suck a glock" Pence

>Mike "Eat da poo poo? You'll wish ISIS got you" Pence

>look at me I'm a special snow flake

>Anonymous (ID: 9IodhQZn) 11/20/16(Sun)11:20:59 No.99394360▶
>Mike "Putting lightning in your rod" Pence
>Mike "You've got one in the belly? Better find a back alley" Pence
>Mike "Dicks give you an erection? This circuit's making a connection" Pence
>Mike "If you like bumming, this chair's humming" Pence
>Mike "Ohmosexual" Pence
>Mike "Homosexuality gets you a fatality" Pence
>Mike "According to the constitution you belong in an institution" Pence
>Mike "Man wants a penetrator, I'll start the generator" Pence
>Mike "Pikachu, I choose you" Pence
>Mike "Closing gay chapters with AC adapters" Pence
>Mike "Repent for all your sin or get some volts again" Pence
>Mike "The bug chaser disgracer" Pence
>Mike "Like men in nylon, become a human pylon" Pence
>Mike "Faggot medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence
>Mike "Pray the gay away or stay for the death ray" Pence
>Mike "Electoral Volts" Pence
Who sits around all day making these up?

>Mike "chuck a grenade at every fag parade" Pence

stay ordinary and mad

Mike " The only Power we will give them, is volts times amperes." Pence

>The Electric Pence

Mike "getting triggered by singing niggers" Pence.

Mike "My favorite Diamond Head song? It's Electric" Pence

Mike "It purges the sin or it gets the electricity again" Pence

...

Mike "We need sanctuary theaters!" Pence

I've done it
I've made the ultimate Mike Pence pastebin, sorted by character length
pastebin.com/Lj77ZPCq

wow nearly a month and it's still not funny
way to go

I want in on this. Getting off the train soon so i'll brainstorm a few.
Mike "shocking conclusion to a homo fusion" Pence
Mike "final boss dyke meets lightning rod mike" Pence
Mike "bun against bun meets the gun" Pence
Mike "frying dykes is my birthright" Pence

And daz it for now

Mike "I Use Electric Therapy On Homosexuals" Pence

am i doing it right

Now this is poetry

Mike "Fudge packers into the trash compactor" Pence
Mike "Flay the gay away" Pence
Mike "You were born this way? It's still not OK" Pence

There are a lot more, you should look in archives.

Kek says yes.

If someone wants to take the 229 in my list and add to it then please let them do so
I'm fucking tired

you should get the Mike Pence one-man-firing-squad. Fucking dyke

>Mike "Get em told with a lightning bolt" Pence
>Mike "Spark plug in the ass is the only way they'll pass" Pence
>Mike "Electrodes in the brain, make em straight again" Pence
>Mike "Anal penetration means electric stimulation" Pence
>Mike "Reengineer the queer" Pence
>Mike "Franklin's science ensures compliance" Pence

...

Mike "The Electoral Volt" King Pence
Mike "Volkish Volt" Man Pence
Mike "Tesla's Successor" Pence
Mike "Emperor Successor" Pence
Mike "The Indiana Zappa" Pence
Mike "The Columbus Queer Cooker" Pence
Mike "Electric Dyke" Pence
Mike "Spark of Inspiration: Gay Reeducation" Pence
Mike "Save Every Spastic" Pence
Mike "Bulldyke Matador" Pence
Mike "Electo-Reich" Pence
Mike "The Pacemaker" Pence
Mike "The Electro-psych" Pence
Mike "Fruits or Vegetables" Pence
Mike "Liberal Volts for Liberal Votes" Pence
Mike "Buildings Zoos for LGBQs" Pence

I like "Electric Mike". Or "Live Mike".

I can understand your anger bc my country recently displayed a set and yours... well...
hang in there hans. Yours might too, someday, but they'll be brown

>t. queer with a sense of humor

Here's your (you)

Mike "tap off a 3 phase and cook some gays" Pence

>>Mike "if inside butts your sperm is hid, I'll hook your nuts to the electric grid" Pence

my fucking sides

Mike "ohm's law of the land: get that dick out of your hand" Pence