What happens here?

What happens here?

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eating brains then dying of kuru

priiioooonnnsss

Savagery and mining

cannibalism

High quality still images and closet gays. Papua proper is basically just like the avatar movie, painted native feather people stealing copper from whitey's mine, whitey killing featherman off with turret guns, feather man doing a woo woo dance and everyone catching laugh-to-death disease.

This. With a bit of toned down chimping and feigned humanitarianism as well.

Shitty carpet python localities

one day Australia will rightfully take back PNG

>toned down chimping
they kill witches, use semen as a nutritional supplement, eat their relatives to complete the mourning process, and ban uncircumcized men from some towns. they also speak wizard english and many of their birds contain tetrodotoxin. you can massacre another tribe to win pigs at festivals. feathers of extinct birds are worth more as currency than anything else besides alcohol. one third of the population is addicted to cannabis.

> 'Rascals' gangs that rule the country
> Stone age savagery.
> Witchcraft.
> Kangaroo courts
> Lynchings.

Put a South African, or a Brazilian favela dweller, or an Aleppo refugee in PNG, they would fuck off back home quick as.

Aboriginals living in a jungle. Think of Far Cry

its the last place where meat is still on the menu

forest monkeys with AKs

Isn't that Cuba?

Has anyone ever actually been to PNG?

They have no tourism industry, no manufacturing, no business. Only mining and corrupt officialdom.

sup guys, i work for a chick who runs a pmc (i'm not a soldier, i'm part of the financial support staff, it's like a glorified accountant)

anyway so one day i get the call, we're on the job in PNG.

SHIT WENT DOWN and i've never been so fucking scared, u guys wanna hear some stories?

Go for it, I'd love to hear.

Yeah mate. Fire away. I've heard stories, they defy belief but you know they are true.

men make little boys suck their dick and swallow since that is the only way for them to acquire "manliness".

>Take back

lol

Everything worthwhile in that shithole is being mined by us already.

Rape and cannibalism.

Rightful australian clay

please

Ok. So background, i live in tasmania so the climate here is quite relaxed.

My boss calls me up and says we're "boots on ground" for a situation in PNG. I was excited as last time, this meant we were headed to italy (free working holiday).

I thought it was going to be a nice tropical paradise. Boy was i wrong.

We arrived in a private airfield and instantly i noticed how HUMID it was. Worse than queensland.

We're protecting some western buisnessman while he's here and my job is to organise the transfer into our offshore accounts, hidden from the taxman.

Easy enough, i just have to tag along and let the soldiers do their job....

Just chillin'

That made me laugh out loud for a good 30 seconds. Thanks! I needed the laugh

I make a fuck ton of money that's what

1,000's go there each yr to visit old ww2 battle sites. It's also the first of many places Australia BTFO out of the Wermacht.

gib job

HOLY SHIT

>R A R E

Post passport and timestamp pls

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The battle of Guadalcanal.

what a fucking shit hole

aussies on holiday absolutely fucking trashing the place

Isn't that where one of the Rockefellers got eaten?

Basically

Best I can do, I have an aussie passport. Look top left.

So the first day actually goes quite normal. We're just following this guy around while he does his business before we head to the hotel.

The 2nd day is where it gets weird. The businessman is heading into the jungle to negotiate something and we're organizing transport.

We get on this river and we're going down when we see a village in the distance.
We keep sailing down the river and to the side, i shit you not there was a little girl, probs age 6-8...getting savagely fucked by 2 men.

I naturally was in WTF mode but the soldiers told me it was not worth interfering, shit can get crazy quick.

We were like 2hrs in the jungle btw.

So basically, we arrive at this village, the buisnessman is negotiating something with the chief when he suddenly offers the buisnessman his daughter.

He's taken back and not sure what to do, the soldiers advise him it would be a bad idea not to accept.

He's basically railing this loli infront of her dad, while we all watch when he cracks and says he can't do this, he's not a pedo.

The chief suddenly takes GREAT OFFENSE AND ROARS, before we know what's happening tons of tribesmen are pouring into the hut with spears, the soldiers are firing and cutting them down, my head is slammed down to the ground and the soldiers drag us along as we're running for our lives and retreating out of the village.

tl:dr spent the next 5 hours in thick jungle with mud, insects and something poisonous bit me until we made it back to civilization (somewhat)

>leslie jones on the right

Why don't we make it a state of Australia?

>a chick who runs a pmc
Jesus, my dick. Is she hot?

Yea. And totally fucking insane sadistic.

Let's just say she's in charge for a reason.

10/10 boss though

Damn, those tribal types don't fuck around

I've never heard of that but i wouldn't be surprised. Could be West Papua, they make us look civilized.

That Rockefeller dude got eaten

How about some scenery with a timestamp if you can?

Literally cannibalism.

Their capital city had, for a time, the leading homicide rate in the world.

We told the U.N. we were going to resettle all our refugees there. They could bring wonderful diversity to an area that needed it.

The racist dawgs at the U.N. objected of course.

My dad lived there for a time. It sounded like fun.

Scary. But fun.

Anyway, have a few beers, play some rugby, burn a witch, smoke some meth. Good times.

post
pics
boi

and literal bandits

this
youtube.com/watch?v=4_1zRy2HOKU

God damn dude. How could I get a job with them? I was going to join the military after my degree anyway.

post pics senpai

It took is 50 fucking years to get rid of it m8. I do not want that shit back.

Maybe if I owned a rugby team...

i'd love to see the 'all cultures are equal' crowd take that trip

they'd hop off to protest and end up getting fucked with a stick

yup

>before we know what's happening tons of tribesmen are pouring into the hut with spears, the soldiers are firing and cutting them down
i wonder if they would except white officers

Jungle and cannibal tribes that live in stone age.

Asking me to go outside could actually get me killed, it's too late at night.

Yea.

So after that i'm in hospital getting my bite cured, it was fucking nasty but thankfully just temporary.

2 days later, we're heading out to ANOTHER village and understandably, i'm fucking nervous and not sure what to expect....

Let's just say this time it was the same situation, except instead of offering his daughter, he offered human meat to eat.

Again the businessman declined but thankfully this chief was more reasonable and negotiations did not go sideways...but he was eating a guy's fucking ROASTED LEG the entire god damn time

Nah, i like my job. It's a keeper.

I have loads more stories, not just from PNG if you guys want.

PNG was africa-tier though. Almost. Africa is insane.

Yeah, it says: Asmat region of southwestern Netherlands New Guinea. Fucking ooga boogas.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Rockefeller

looks like Hispañola

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did any of your guys die?

Can i have initials of the businessman? I think I know him

gib more stories

>not carrying a gun at all times in that godforsaken hellhole

One of only 3 remaining tribal people on the planet live there.

iirc a documentary group in the 70s visited, gave them a bowl of sugar and they were very happy people.

They started flipping out when he used a tape recorder tho.

Sounds like we should exterminate the ones living there, and maybe create a new country where every single refugee are moved to?

We DID try putting Muslim fugees there m8 and they said they'd rather go back to ISIS and the Taliban.

Racist cunts that they are.

Are you there now??

Pro'ly chicken sacrifices...

My coworker was born there

If you talk to really religious people you'll find either they or their parents or someone they know lived there as a missionary

I do, but it's dark so the locals can sneak up on me unseen ;)

I should've clarrified. I meant chimping as the riots in the 'civilised' parts, i.e. major cites, seperate to general savagery.

Didn't know about the tetrodotoxin though, that's rad

I live in the capital, Port Moresby.

No, but one guy did break his leg.

His name starts with M.

Ok, so to go on with what this poster is saying i got given my own gun while there and i figured i would not need to use it.

I was wrong. I made the mistake of leaving the hotel to go get a bite to eat when i saw a starving little boy.

I bought him a meal to be nice and then his dad comes up to me and starts raging at me accusing me of trying to rape his kid.

I'm figuring this is some sort of scam and tell him to back off, when he gets a crowd of people around me who are insisting that i "make things right and pay the father for the kid".

I shit you not.

I pulled out my sig sauer p226 and fired a warning shot at the ground and they scattered before western superiority.

I then shat bricks and ran back to the hotel where the soldiers pissed themselves at my story.

>Africa is insane.

post those if you're bored enough
I am

>>there was a little girl, probs age 6-8...getting savagely fucked by 2 men.

How's life? What are you doing there?

so pretty fun adventure tourism

Are you white or a nigger?

Got any more visiting tribes stories?

Moar plz

Exexutive Outcomes has worked in those refions before, literally taking over some power plants, it triggered the shit out the local governments and they got expelled forever. The based suid Afrikaners.

My dad lived there. But obviously in the white zone.

Said the black pubs were literally concrete slabs with tin and mesh wire and some fridges and plastic tables. They'd sell beer in plastic cups and then use a firehose to just spray the entire building interior down at night to get rid of the piss, shit, vomit and blood.

Just random gun shots and screams at night. See motherfuckers in the street with no hands or arms, happy as can be.

Said everyone was super friendly.

Dunno why all the Muzzie refugees keep asking to go back to the middle east. Maybe they don't like rugby or fishing.

Yes. We visited like 10 tribes.

the first and 2nd were pretty insane but the 7th one was also mental.

We arrived and the tribe had been massacred by another tribe, who was still present and literally tried to overwhelm us with sheer numbers.

They had no guns, just fucking primitive spears and rocks against our modern weapons.

It was BRUTAL.

I work / run my own business here. It's a cool place once you get used to it and learn the ins and outs.

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We have got a fucking lot of the natives to follow rugby league religously.
They have fucking killed each other over footy games before

>More than 1000 tribes
with
>More than 800 unic languages
and only
>7200000 people
in
>Half the size of Japan

I'm a white Australian originally but a few years in this tropical sun has made me at least boarder line black.

pretty savage m8

youtube.com/watch?v=0BzqwOBneC4

>Tasmania

Taroona represent.

My dad also said the humidity was insane in PNG.

Said he was wearing a jumper when he landed back in QLD in summer.

What kind of business? Can I have a job pls

how big is the white expat community

Where are you from originally?

Traveling there would be expensive, would it be worth it to visit as a tourist?

Good story, thanks

Like much of the surrounding islands: nothing important.

Port Moresby is supposed to be one of the most miserable cities in the world.

Which is weird because from a distance it looks like a fairly normal modern city

dude here said they have no business or turism do you to get yourself raped and eaten boi

What made you shift there? How would one go about getting set up there? I'd be really interested in starting up my own business in some place like PNG