So a liberal, a republican and a black guy walk into a bar

So a liberal, a republican and a black guy walk into a bar...

and they have a normal conversation because bar goers are fucking normal people not like you asspies

>bar

DEGENERATES

REEEEEEEE

>asspies
ass pies or aspergers?

The liberal orders a martini, and the republican and the black guy laugh at him

And they all hold their heads and yell "ouch"!

The black guy and the republican are having a healthy debate about the deterioration of western culture and the liberal squeals autistically about oppression.

HAHAHAH WOW LMAO

And then shit gets juicy!

The liberal orders a glas of cheap whisky because he has to keep up his reputation.
The black guy orders a fruity cocktail because coconut taste reminds hime of home.
The liberal doesn't order anything because he was made leave for being underage.

>asspies
>pies

Typical burger making everything about food.

and begin chanting 'not my drink' and 'coke lives matter'

And the liberal and black guy leave early because the damn liberal forgot to prep the black guy for his wife

The liberal orders a martini

The black guy orders a miller

The republican orders a miller so the liberal doesn't think he's a racist.

The black guy and the Republican hang out and have a good time while the liberal is left in tears after discovering that the black guy is not their friend and only votes Democratic out of a weird twist of historical convenience after having been historically excluded from the country's politics altogether. The liberal will find a way to blame their parents who love them dearly and did the best they could, including providing a trust fund that will pay the liberal's bar tab. The liberal will hate them anyway. The conversation will turn to politics and the black guy and the Republican will be very careful and respectful to listen and respect each others' views even though they disagree. Though surprising area of agreement will be found. The liberal will try to chime in and provide some kind of support for the black guy, but the black guy will be uninterested in the opinion of anyone with Nickelodeon colored hair, facial piercings, and Lena Dunham-esque tattoos.

The sun rises the next day. The Republican and the black guy---YES! Even the black guy---both get up early and go to work. The liberal gets up at the crack of noon and walks around the city all day doing nothing...a lifestyle provided for by the aforementioned trust fund.

And they all die in a nuclear blast due to the war caused by President Clinton

and its all paid by the state as a program for increasing the understanding between the political parties and diversity.

Wow, you really fucked this up.

this should have been the first post because it was the best

youve earned this qt3.14

>bar goers
>normal

Yeah, by an autistic statician's definition, they are within the "normal" range. The degenerate dregs of society are technically normal.

It's not a fucking cocktail party.

That's Madame President to you

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made leave the fuck outta here

>So a liberal, a republican and a black guy walk into a bar...

Barman says, I offer you job, guys
Nigger said, I don't want a job,
Barman says to nigga, and I'll never offer you.

but what did the liberal have?

You done goofed

they all die because there was a Muslim inside waiting for them

>German humor
I guess we'll never know what the liberal was going to order

Is that Alex Jone's daughter?

The conservative orders a drink
The liberal steals the drink and gives it too the black guy
The black guy drinks it and bottles the conservative
The liberal pays for the Heath bill

the bartender says "what will you have rev martin luther king jr"?

>The liberal pays for the Heath bill
The liberal takes money from the conservative's pocket to pay the medical bill, expects gratitude for single payer system.

Fucking kek

The republican ducks. The liberal walks right into it and screams mysogyny, and the nigger shoots the liberal and gets shot by the republican. His parents show up immediately after with baby pictures and tshirts with his face on them.

kys, my fellow Hans

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>Geman
>humorous

Pick one

After 4 rounds of drinks...

....and a lawsuit.
To black parents, the money is the important part.

What's wrong with martinis?

fucking KEK

The black guy slays them both because his identity revolves around his Gods and his ancestors not some autistic political stunt

The liberal orders a glas of cheap beer, because that is all she can afford and she gets really tipsy.

The black guy rapes her on the spot.

The republican orders a mountain dew and a fedora
>cheers

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bye rddit

The black guy asks who is paying for all his drinks.

>Somebody gotta take responsibility fo deez kids

fuck you
race traitor

The liberal ducks under it, the republican walks into it, and the black guy jumps over it