You're in moscow, russia and this girl comes up to you

you're in moscow, russia and this girl comes up to you
what do?

kek

Pretend she is romanian so i can pay her 25€ per hour, if she insists she's russian tell her i won't give her more than 50 euros for one hour

Oh shit, I thought I was in Moscow, Australia.

SAGE

pretend she is italian, she will fuck for free and a piece of bread

Hello Vasily, i did strike a nerve here didn't i?

ask if I can grab the pussy

i have fucked italian girls for free and their mums made me pasta
didn't pay a cent

>piss of you narcistic slag

we know from experiences in WW2 that Italian women will sell their body for a loaf a bread

Hopefully my other waifu will be here as well

Before she gets a chance to say anything I put a big stupid grin on my face and go:
>"You must be the third girl today who wants to ask me out for dinner"

this

Yes, yes. Feed me your tears you dumb diaspora bydlo slavshits, they will keep me nourished and vigorous for my next sex tour in Eastern Europe.
Ukraine-Romania-Russia

>BLYAT!

fall in love and ask politely if she is willing to come to finland with me

Excuse me maam you've violated my personal space, back the fuck up now

nut on the floor and smile

...

>he needs to go to Eastern Europe to get laid
hahahahahahahahahahah

I take her to a nice dinner and never call her again.

impregnate obviously

npooo

Tell me more about yourself user. Angry because you are romanian?
Shouldn't you be bragging about your roman ancestors? Roman like you, yes?

Order a beer and food.

Feed her a bowl of boiled eggs

Italians are pretty cool guys here in America

We get tons of ladies. Shame about all the brown people that have overtaken the Italians still living in Italy though.

Awkwardly attempt to flirt but because I'm autismo I fail terribly, things get uncomfortable, one of us eventually leaves and I go home an masturbate to the thought of her, then when I'm done I lay there, looking at the ceiling, feeling a crushing loneliness until I push it down enough to go on with my day

Weak sauce man.

how do you do fellow trump supporter

>Is it dumb of me to ask who you voted for?

She may look nice, but she is actually is russian paid CTR-tier slut, so punch in the face it is if she tries something.

I import women and hold no shame in doing so

>what do?
wake up

>Bring Ana, let her say
>"I think you're fucking DUMB !"
>enjoy

>that pic
die monster, you don't belong in this world

>so punch in the face it is if she tries something.
Can we fuck her instead? Why waste such a pretty face?

What's her end game?

Positioning herself to be Trump's 4th wife?

This for everyone in this thread or on Sup Forums altogether.

I didn't allow you to talk did I.

>t. Butthurt olive skinned Mario who got robbed by an Indian gypsy and believes his (((media))) that they are Romanian

Kys already mario

i ask her if i can put my peepee in her

I want to eat that.

Send millions of illegal immigrants swimming into her borders.

she had cosmetic surgery and actually looks worse.

her fuckin eyes are dead. like no ones home, just the GRU programming

Throw shit at her till she turns brown and pretend that she's italian just to piss on her after

knock her out, take her to an alley, rape her and force her to rip that shirt up

typical serb, nothing new

Katasonova is a paid shill. Pretends to hate the west, yet has a green card.

Smell her hair

...

Militsiya takes me away and I spend several years in a gulag

And maybe steal her wallet

>olive skinned Mario
FUCKING KEK

this, forgot to say

Fucking KEK

the fuck
ruskibro, how common is it for russian woman to look like they want to transport through a photo and stab you in the dick?

kek

Start chatting up one of the five grils in the bar prettier than her and wearing the same shirt.

Jokes on you, Romanians only take 10 euro an hour loser

Fucking beta

> - fuck off, i don't want your aids

>You're in an Evangelion and this girl comes up to you

What do?

Marry her

that's just how we treat fascists around here

choke her

Post that Putin and Trump wall behind her. Looks like epic meme materjal

>ask
Beta as fuck

>that thousand yard stare

You'd better make sure you satisfy her, or she will shank you as you're about to cum

You just got scammed bro
Also she stole your wallet
And you've got Gypsie AIDS now
Get rekt jelly SPQR brother

>not bad looking for a pretend Romanian

oh well..as long as the Eternal Anglo was bombing our cities and starving our population...

I didn't knwo that Sup Forums now suddently has become a pro-UK board...what next? Ar eyou going to tell me that German women in WW2 were desperate too? and then? To vote Clinton?

GO away newfag

Looks Perfect.

Issue?

Run. Katasonova real mad.

I continue walking and consider her low iq conservative.

ya lyublyu tebya

Not threatening in the least.

>ask
top kek m8

I fucking talk to her because I'm not a panzy ass liberal

>Not threatening in the least.
All her victims thought so.

>All her victims thought so.
So she's a regular woman.

*unzips dick*

nothing

I'll talk to her and share some of my HIGH ENERGY

Not so regular.

Again, perfect.

What's it like to be a Russian 10?

>H-Hi

Why are you gypsies so triggered? One should be proud of their ethnicity.

ask her to fake marry me since she has green card ay lmao

Citizen > permanent resident
Why waste your time on this pretentious slut if you can find much better in the US?

Same as any other girl that comes up to me: I wonder what she's selling.

BLACK her

Just as good as being 10 in any other country (apart from gulf islamic shitholes). Wealthy patrons, social-media attention, likes, followers, gifts etc.

goddamn thats hot. but i can't in good conscience take that from the slavs, or diluting my ancestors germanic legacy. i lucked out with my great grandad fucking a swede as the largest portion of my families racemixing. guess it depend if shes of the rus peoples i keep hearing swedes brag about to prove the last 50 years never happened in their country.

Grab her by the pussy

holy shit, haven't seen a Kazakh poster in a while.
Almata or Astana I guess?