You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a Hitler youth haircut

You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a Hitler youth haircut

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I have curly hair. It wont work.

I already do.

Because it looks like HJ

i am balding

I am lazy and socially awkward.
I wanted to get a Hitler youth cut right after Trump wins, but haven't gotten around to it.

I'm not a hipster faggot.

My hairlines a bit fucked.

>curly hair

You have to go back Mohammed

1. I don't know what to ask for

2. It would look goofy as with my face shape

passé as fuck desu senpai

Im not a fuccboi

Here its called 'the party swede'

no joke

Also known as a hipster haircut

good question, i like the look. ill go get it tomorrow. got any more pics for reference?

I'm planning to get it but I need one that goes well with beard

terrible genetic hairline ;_________---;;

Because I'm going bald.

Because im not a fucking tryhard and don't need to be because I look good with casual shit and 2 day neckbeard for example

the hair on the crown of my hear sticks out if it's not long enough to fall under its own weight. so I just keep mine longer all over.

Heart shaped face

I have a very dense hair so it wouldn't look so good.

too much maintenance

Because I have a long glorious mane that is metal as fuck

By a buzzer and cut it your self. It's really easy.

Because in France only arabs wear them
Even the curly haired ones.
There's nothing more disgusting than a fat curly arab with an undercut

I cut my own hair and its too difficult to pull off.

...

Because i don't want to look like the fucking HJ.

This

because I like my current job

>metal
degenerate retarded manchild tier desu

I have my gf cut my hair. 4 on top, 2 on sides and back.

It's cost effective and after a couple of months as my hair grows back it fills in real nice.

Explain to me why I should waste money getting a haircut

I've got long hair. Is that degenerate?

I used to do that for years, but now I am too lazy to buy a new buzzer.

Heart shaped?
Pics plox

I have wavy hair and I started slowly balding at 18. For now having long hair hides it, but soon enough I'll just embrace it and shave it all off.

Because im not gay or in Hitler Youth summer camp

I did. Until I saw that 90% of normie chads were strolling around with undercuts also, optional hipster beard.

Now I just shave my head.

I already do.

It hasn't been hipster for at least 3 years now.

Shaved side or joshy reynolds. Any barber worth their salt will know what you mean.

Actually I have one like that, only longer

>not having a superior Roman haircut

What are you talking about? I have this.

Ask for the $14.88 special

That's the fucking point dummkopf

I have curly hair you fucking nazi.

I'm over the age of 18

I don't want to look like a filthy fucking Moroccan.

Oh you mean the Kim Jong?

....it's a very socialist haircut.

t. Chaim Shekelsteinowitz

So shaving one side of your head and combing the rest to the other side is a hitler youth cut? sounds familiar

>he doesn't know metal is patrician

Can confirm I also cut my own hair with clippers.

All you have to do is comb your hair one side then cut down everything under the hairline and repeat on the other side and on the back.

It's super easy.

>inb4 Chad comments

Daily reminder that if you have curly hair you are either a nigger or a potato nigger

Master race has straight hair

But I do.

Cause pic looks like a poncy faggot and I could drop him with one shot.

I just use a trimmer at home for buzzcuts. Cheap and I don't have to go to some hair cutting place

I'm not going to post a picture of my face on Sup Forums but this is what they look like, right now I have an angular fringe cut.

I have been buzzing my own hair but how do I solve the messy hair that grows on my neck and behind the ears?

I can't give myself those straight clean lines around the edges that I crave. The back of my neck is a disaster zone.

I have curl hair

I like thrash metal

you have alot of testosterone be proud
bald+ nice trim beard
best combo

Nathan Damingo has an AIDS Skrillex hairline, but he rocks the fashy haircut so hard, it gets ANTIFA chicks moist.

It looks awful. Any hairstyle with extreme length variance between sections looks like ass.

Don't get into this argument. Anyone who doesn't like metal is music illiterate. Don't be mad at him, he probably just can't follow the music.

I have eczema on my scalp

It's to asymmetrical to me and stupid people have it

>you have alot of testosterone be proud
>african education

How dumb can you be

One calls me a kike the other a sandnigger. Atleast unify your memes.

Because people know that is a neo nazi haircut, and I will not be associated with the general public's view of them

>le germanics are the master race meme
>germanics didn't have curly hair meme

because I'm not a hipster faggot.

Straight hair is an asian thing though.

Because every muslim/paki/india/cuck and even some africans have it. I feel bad for these sub humans who don't even know where the hair cut came from and just think it's a * cool haircut to help fit in *

So pitiful.

Ask for a skin fade, mid or high depending on the shape of your head (point to how high) and tell them to leave the length on the top (just even it out)

"skin" is the length indicator, and it's the shortest.

t. Works near major US military installation

I am not 16 and it is not 1995.

And it is easier to grow it all out.

The Jewish Problem

Dr. Joseph Goebbels

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Most metal is cliched as fuck though.

That's wavy not curly

haha go to a barber you dumb shit

You are an asian, Istvan

kek

i literally have this hair cut

"fassonschnitt"
"Undercut"

I have wavy hair and blue eyes tho

same thing

I have too much anxiety to see a barber or hairwoman. That is why I bought the clippers.

Germanics are forest/snow niggers

just look at Germany or Sweden

Latin race is masterrace (and I don't talk about the beaners, they are goblins)

It won't fit me, and I was born a shitskin.

Lmao just end me.

Bald

This is the real master race haircut.

>grow it all out

DISGUSTING

You can chose lots of styles but the side should ALWAYS be trimmed down as short as possible.

Nothing more disgusting than a man with floppy hair on the sides

>anglo
>angular fringe cut

no surprise there mate

Because I do not do things based upon what people on Sup Forums attempt to bully me into is one reason. There are many others and none of them are your damn fucking business unless I want to divulge them, you 15 year old shitlord

Stop denying that you are from the steppes, 1200 years aren't still enough to hide that fact

Because I'm not a cuck. Literally every beta Nu-Male cuck has this haircut

Dumbass. Grow it out for longer than 2 months and just cut the sides. Keep the top uncut, until its about 2 inches.

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>t. Jamal

>slowly balding at 18
same senpai

My grandparents were Donau Schwabs (thats German for you plebs). They were literally German immigrants.

You have no idea how diverse this country really is as far as origins go, though almost all of them are/were Europeans. Mostly Germans or slavs because the mongols and then turks killed off most of the country multiple times.