THE SPICE GIRLS ARE REPORTEDLY MAKING AN ANIMATED SUPERHERO MOVIE

>THE SPICE GIRLS ARE REPORTEDLY MAKING AN ANIMATED SUPERHERO MOVIE

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YESSSSSSSSS

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Geri was almost MILF-tier back then.

>when Sporty was your favorite as a kid
>looking back you never realized how ugly she was

Spice World

>spice girls

OH, I 'MEMBA

take bets on their respective powers

Who are the Spice Girls?

I'm going to assume it was before your time.

>It's not about cooking
>They don't save a meals from being bland by spicing them up
Pass

>THE SPICE GIRLS
Who?

Scary Spice NOW at 40 something is hotter than any of them then. Goddamn.

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why animated?

One hit wonder 90's band that blew up for a year or two, got a movie, it bombed hard.

So they don’t have to hire stunt doubles or make cgi

I wanna be her lova.

The true saviors of capeshit.

And OP is happy about them returning? I smell a Sup Forums invasion.

Would.

>one hit
EXCUSE ME

The same song got so overplayed a lot of people really got annoyed by it.

Link to the song in question:
youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ

There were quite a few one hit wonder 90's bands back in the day. Not sure if you want to count smashmouth among them as they had a few. Maybe "Barenaked Ladies" and, "The Presidents of the United States." I remember listening to them in typing class back in middle school. Used to be quite the fast typer. I've slowed down to around 90 WPM since then.

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>SPICE GIRLS

....who?

Oh wait, I think that was a group my mom was into back in the day.

IF YA WANNA BE MY LOVER YA GOTTA GET WITH MAH FRIENDS

I hate to admit it, but I kind of enjoyed the Spice Girl movie, though that might be because my sister made me watch it with her a million times.

I just realized that Gabby Riviera looks exactly like Sean Nelson of Harvey Danger in the 90's.

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Whyyyyy?
That is striking while the iron is ice cold.

McHammer as in an action anime flick makes as much sense.

Baby Spice:
>pacifier puts you to sleep if she gets it in your mouth
>baby bottle squirts various substances (glue, acid, slippery oil)
Posh Spice:
>makeup kit with special spy gear
>bulletproof fashion clothes
Sporty Spice:
>musclegirl
>speedster
Ginger Spice:
>seductive hypnosis
>flaming hair
Scary Spice:
>master thief
>gang connections

Didn't know they were still alive. Weren't they famous like 30 years ago? How the fuck old are they?

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>Oh wait, I think that was a group my mom was into back in the day.
underageb&

>Posh Spice still won't participate

Search your heart, you know this to be true.

It's not about pure looks, but the Tomboy appeal.
Because we're in an era where people are trying harder than ever to bank off Nostalgia.
I'm guess some Hollywood Jews are thinking we just entered another cycle of 90s nostalgia.
Remember like six years ago where 90s bullshit was trying to come back hard?

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Awful lot of white people for a British group.

It was a different time.

If Mike Tyson can do it, no reason why they can't.

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I know the milf concept has devolved but she was like 20 years old.

Yeah but she's an abrasive bitch, kinda kills my boner.
>that time she was a guest in nuWhoseline
Okay, that was pretty hot.

Did sombody say spice girl

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BNL wasn't a one hit wonder either.

t. 56%er

None of them are one hit wonders, unless you live in the U.K. or some shit.

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As someone who's met him in real life, I can confirm this.

>Harvey Danger
Anybody else like early Now! That's What I Call Music albums? 2 was my favorite.

Presumably because they all look like hags now, and it would be too much of an ego blow to hire lookalike actors. Whereas if it's animated they can provide their voices and pretend like it's them.

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>when Baby Space was your favorite as a kid
>now I'm gay

Still, I'll never forget my first crush.

So how many more years until we start pretending Spice Girls music was good, deep and complex compared to pop music of today? We gotta be getting there soon.

Bitch it was fun music

>Scary Spice was the black one

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We've been there for about 5 years. Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.

>We gotta be getting there soon.
Bitch, read the OP.

>that issue when the Spice Girls went after Cazador because he was being a misogynistic asshole, and he beats the shit out of them and force them to prostitution in a favela until they go mindbroke

Based Cazador

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>If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
W..were they cuckqueans?

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wait what

They were awful and 20 years of MUH NOSTALGIA doesn't change that. The same people who insist that Friends is the end all, be all of television. The entire period from 1997 to 2002 is a fucking cultural dumpster fire.

They were not one hit wonders. All of their singles were hits.
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was he prehistoric Shadman

You dont want to read the Lady Di Funeral issue then.

>The entire period from 1997 to the present day is a fucking cultural dumpster fire.
Fixed.

THE HELL I DON'T

Scary spice a best

black dont crack

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I'll take a wild guess, he fucks her corpse?

>mfw this has been replaying nonstop in my head since i entered the thread

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>Mexican Lobo
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I don't remember the Spice Girls being so uh, plain looking. The one on the far right is hot though.

>underageb&

Do the math.

Someday I will translate some of Cazador comics for our burgerfriends but Im afraid even translated to spanish they will miss half of the jokes due different culture

What the fuck Mexico

It shows Diana fucking niggers in India, Africa, ski instructors, then cazador who is working as a paparazzi causes the car accident, and fucks the half destroyed corpse. It sounds edgy as fuck but its actually kinda funny and always played tongue in cheek.

unless his mom squeezed him out when she was 10 he's underaged.

Better than a bitter old virgin with the tastes of a teenage girl.

can you find it in the site I linked above?

Spice Girls were a one hit wonder in the US, same as Jamiroquai which is likely what he was referring too. Being big in Britain doesn't really change that. Though he's right that yeah there was an endless stream of one hit wonders from that time period. Edwin McCain, Fastball, Semisonic, Ben Folds Five... again a total wasteland of wimp rock.

Oh fuck no

>Edwin McCain, Fastball, Semisonic, Ben Folds Five
...who?

90's was big for pop music and everyone wanted a piece of that pie. 80's too.

Exactly, user. Exactly.

Posh
>capable of forgiving husband after he bangs the 35th whore of the year

>I'm guess some Hollywood Jews are thinking we just entered another cycle of 90s nostalgia.
Nah, these are the death throes of '90s nostalgia. A podcast I listen to, one of their guys does events at a local (i.e. in Orlando) bar and one of their theme nostalgia nights is based around (as they call it) the Myspace Era. We're presumably only two, maybe three years away from people reminiscing about Myspace, YTMND, emo and butt rock.

Don't forget Jolyne's pants being modeled after the ones Scary spice has in the wannabe video.

Sure, but be careful those are missing pages. The spice girls one is missing the last page with the rape in the favela. I guess because that site is safe for work.

Lemme search it

Wait Beckham isn't a closeted gay?

he might be, perhaps the constant affairs are a bid to convince people he's straight.

Either way, it's no secret he's been sleeping around.

Ginger Spice STILL hasn't returned being a Spice Girl.

So, I really dont see the point.

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There it is, but again, its censored with black bars because the site is sfw

Oh and its missing when he rapes the corpse

Don't insult Semisonic and Fastball. Fuck that other post-grunge shit though. It's absolutely awful.

I'm reminded of the one time an Australian rubbed a picture of the Queen on his junk and said to me, "How does this make you feel?" And I just said "Well she's probably in Balmoral right now, and that's just a photograph you bought."

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Are you a Spice Girls fan, user?

I know one studio that would definitely be interested in something so fucking horrible

but you might need to hurry

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Unsettling when I first saw it, still unsettling

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Is he making fun of Elton John performing "Candle in the Wind"

Holy fuck

Legit entertaining.

yes

Nice

A movie thearter was showing spice world last week i wanted to see it at an erlaier time but it was only slated for an 8:00 pm time only

> “The Spice Girls are thinking big in terms of a franchise on a global scale. They’re the most successful girl group on the planet. It’s just what Marvel or Disney needs.”

Fuck No.

I'm sorry user, but the MCU needs DIVERSITAY! if it wants to stay culturally and intellectually relevant. Say goodbye to your white male capes, Black Panther and all-female teams are the next Phase.

CGI or 2D?