Infinity War would be over in 2 seconds if they just gave Thanos a hostess fruit pie

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>Apple
>Not Cherry

I always thought these were delicious.

You're absolutely right, I don't know why you even bothered making a thread as there's no discussion to be had.

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As sineibe wgi isnjktn veyr isnterested in capeshit, what did they mean by this?

They would have insulted him by not heating it in a toaster oven first.

I could stomach them when I was a kid, but I think my body and organs are weaker now, I tried to eat one a year or two ago and I finished about half of it and felt like puking.

You should get that spellcheck checked

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>not grapefruit

>sineibe wgi isnjktn veyr
What the fuck has been going on here?

Yeah, it sucks but its your body telling you that youll die if you eat it when you dont have the furnace of a metabolism of a kid.
Sorry, was taking a shit and a sudden log came shooting out. Perils of falling for gookmoots jew pass.

I was trying to say 'As someone who isn't very interested' but I must've fucked up.

It wouldn't work; he'd wind up dropping it and go on an even bigger rampage. Thanos doesn't believe in the five second rule.

Hop in, my dude.

Help me I'm having a strodjndbs

Its a reference to old Hostess ads featuring Superheroes
Like, they literally save the day by throwing Fruit Pie snacks at them
Even Dexter parodied iy

NOOOOO!

NOT JUSTICE FRUIT PIES!

THE DELICIOUS TREAT YOU’D HAVE T BE CRAAAZY TO HATE!

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That was more of a DC thing.

Nice Finnish

They were fairly prolific across multiple comic brands, actually.

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Don't worry user, sometimes I'm misaligned, too.

>Hostess not McDonalds apple pie

We're all doomed. Thanks user.

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what the fuck

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Before you bring it up this is actually older than Clarissa Ruins Thanksgiving

Cherry is best. Old enough to remember peach... wished they'd make a blueberry version.