You have five seconds to prove you aren’t Grant Morrison

You have five seconds to prove you aren’t Grant Morrison.

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Grant Morrison? The writer?

I didn’t make a music video with My chemical romance

Superheroes are good.

Who?

I like Frank Miller

I'm nowhere near as cool as handsome as Grant Morrison.

Alan Moore isn't a hack

I can assure you that I am not Grant Morrison. Now please let me in.

I've never done illegal narcotics

I can't prove that Grant Morrison is real, nor can I prove that I am real. We are both functionally a collective of fictions perceived and interpreted by your mind through a filter of your past experiences and preconceptions. If you believe that I am Grant Morrison, than I am indeed Grant Morrison in the context of your mental universe which may well be the entirety of existence as that is all of the reality with which you are able to interact.

Grant Morrison

Mark Millar 100% wrote every bit of Superman: Red Son. I wish him the best of luck in all his future creative endeavours, a long life full of great friends, and good health throughout both!

Hey Grant, could Apocalypse beat the Gentry?

The writer?

You tell me, Grant.

Yes. Grant Morrison, the writer.

WHAT IS GRANT TRYING TO COMUNICATE THROUGH THE MAGIC OF HYPERTIME?

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but god i wish i had

That he wish that he had a sandwich

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I don't do drugs

I have hair

I have hair.

I'm normal , just look at my knees.

There’s no such thing as magic

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Like collective consciousness, likesay.

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I have a full head of hair

I have hair.

I have hair

I don't look like Lex Luthor.

Alan Moore was right all along.

My speech is incomprehensible only due to the esoterica involved, and not further muddled by an impenetrable brogue.

I can actually write.

I'm clean and sober.

I'm Alan Moore

nobody came in under the 5 second limit
EVERYBODY IS GRANT MORRISON

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I am Grant Morrison. Ask me anything.

How would you write Doomsday Clock?

Better.

I'm not Grant Morrison in this universe

Im posting on Sup Forums

Marvel has better characters.

why do you make children cry?

marvel has no characters at all. they have brands. charackters do develop. like shit of #Image.

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Who?

When the fuck is Multiversity Too coming? There is some shit you gotta clear up for everybody regarding the state of the multiverse what with reality getting fucked six ways from Sunday since the last Guidebook came out. Reconcile Earth One's timeline while you're at it. Also would you ever consider writing Moon Knight?

Naeby geeza fuck, right? Or wiz it ah fin' th' place fascinatin'. i’ve got a hoose thaur, an' i’ve spent a lot ay time thaur an' Ah hae a lot ay friends thaur, an' while there’s a certain softness an' glamur an' glitter tae Los Angeles, Ah hink what’s pure interestin' is what’s underneath. it’s a huir uv a mirk place, an' it has connections tae thes strange occult mince, th' whole kirk ay Satan an' Anton Lavey, which i’ve mentioned afair, ur th' Jack Parsons jit lab connection, ur th' Manson fowk, ay th' Doors an' th' Snake an' th' undergroond caverns 'at they used tae gab abit.

I'm fucking you in the ass.

What do goats taste like?

I really like Man of Steel, and Zod's death was 100% justifiable.

Millar doesn't lick goats.

based

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Drugs are stupid.

Grant, you fucking cock, stop telling everyone i fuck goats. Fish, you idiot, I prefer Fish. Haven't you read Neonomicon? You daft bastard, always calling me names and stealing my shit. Stay out of my trash cans
now if you will excuse me
I'm going to go scream at the clouds, write a little , and then beg for change on the street, It's going to be a very busy day.

But Sup Forums YOU ARE GRANT MORRISON!

I had hair on my head.

I dont have a cat

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Magic isn't real.

Real isn't magic.

>EVERYBODY IS GRANT MORRISON

If everyone is Grant, then no one is.

I already did

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I like black people.

I refuse

I mean, Im high, but I'm nowhere near Grant Morrison high

I'm not a hack silopsist or pyrhonnist.

I can't even Hypercrisis!

What the fuck are you on about, mate?

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Magic is not real

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What I do if I'm actually Grant Morrison?

I'm not a genius.

I'm not familiar with Obits.

>What I do if I'm actually Grant Morrison?
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The Black Parade is one of the defining rock albums of the 00s decade

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>Fuck off with that mambo Jambo yu-gi.
These were different times

I didn't suddenly lose my ability to write in 2008, and I have written decent stuff since.

I am entirely comfortable with success of Mark Millar, particularly in film adaptations.

I think he's talking about that writer.

shit, did it die on you again?

If someone told me to write two separate stories with completely different themes, I would be able to.

Chaos Magic doesn't work

This post WON'T end in 52

I can't, but because I can't, I can prove I'm not, but if that means that I can prove it my point about not being able to prove it means that OH FUCK

I'm not a fucking Gl*swegian cunt

I'm not so high right now you guys

But you were in the Batman & Robin soundtrack. I see you, Morrison.

What the fuck happened with Batman inc?

This post is legible.

Hypercrisis isn't real

Sadly, I've never done that much LSD in my life.

I've never sucked an African cock in my life.

Gotcha

How can I be Grant Morrison if I'm Neil Gaiman?

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