The average Sup Forumsack:

The average Sup Forumsack:

>chronically unemployed
>no active sex life
>out of shape
>addicted to porn
>watches Hentai and denies it
>has a trap fetish and denies it
>lives in his moms basement
>is a freeloader
>barely goes out
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
>chronically depressed
>blames jews for his failed life
>takes every meme serious
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ

Prove me wrong.

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Fuck off Ahmed.

>projecting this hard

>The average OP
>projects all his defects and declares it a universal truth

Bool cory sro

you seem angry

the average Sup Forumsack helped winning the elections, the average german will let Merkel run for her fourth term

Wrong I don't fit any of those.
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>chronically unemployed
havent had a job since 2010, and im 26
>no active sex life
kv neet here
>out of shape
yes
>addicted to porn
yes
>watches Hentai and denies it
i havent watched anime porn since i was 13
>has a trap fetish and denies it
no
>lives in his moms basement
on bux
>is a freeloader
yes, of the highest order
>barely goes out
i go out daily for coffee and energy drinks
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
i got masters in sc2 once
>chronically depressed
mostly not but sometimes i feel down
>blames jews for his failed life
i am literally unironically jewish. i lived in israel and everything
>takes every meme serious
like is a meem
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
im pretty good at csgo too
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
of course i wouldnt, im jewish

>takes memes serious

>chronically unemployed
wrong
>no active sex life
kinda
I have a friend with benefits sort of thing
>out of shape
been /fit/ for 3 years now
>addicted to porn
kinda
>watches Hentai and denies it
watch it and have no problem with it
>has a trap fetish and denies it
traps are disgusting, no fetish here
>lives in his moms basement
>is a freeloader
got my own apartment, my own car and a good job
>barely goes out
true, only sometimes on weekends
my schedule is usually job -> at home watch anime and shitpost on Sup Forums -> sleep and repeat
sometimes I go shopping too
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
I think I accomplished a lot in my field of work. And I'm happy with that.
>chronically depressed
haven't been depressed for a couple of years
>blames jews for his failed life
not really, but we'd have probably been a lot more scientifically advanced if Germans won WW2 though
>takes every meme serious
not really
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
not really. only problem is >tfw no gf
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
I'm proud of most of my life choices and achievements.
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
I don't love it, just saying it's better than what we have nwo.

>>>chronically unemployed
yes
>>no active sex life
yes
>>out of shape
yes
>>addicted to porn
yes
>>watches Hentai and denies it
no
>>has a trap fetish and denies it
yes
>>lives in his moms basement
yes
>>is a freeloader
yes
>>barely goes out
yes
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
yes
>>chronically depressed
yes
>>blames jews for his failed life
yes
>>takes every meme serious
yes
>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
no
>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
no
>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
no

We Hate Niggers
We Hate Spics
We Hate Pussys
We Love Feminine Dicks

We Love Borders
We Love Laws
We Are Progressive
No Gender Faux Pas

Pol is Diverse
Pol is Inclusive
I'm But a NEET
Clever and Reclusive

Jews are bad
So is Chad
I love my Granny
and I love a Tranny

Building Dank Memes
White Salvation Dreams
It's Almost Time To Fap
I Want A Beautiful Sexy Trap

insult us all you want, she'll never be president.
:^)

>poortugal

and half niggers who claim to be white

you wish, you fucking turkroach piece of shit.

econ phd student here.
have a girlfriend that i fuck daily, live by myself, work a ton now to save the economy later, know how to cook, lift 3 times a week, natty af, and your german exchange slut student are always mirin'

Idk about anyone else here, but I live the opposite of what you're saying essentially. /Fit/ college student, friendly, been with my gf for 3 years, only watch porn when I'm not getting laid.

>>has a trap fetish and denies it
Don't you bring the traps into this. They're pure, you hear me? PURE!

>projecting this hard

How that different from the average german on welfare?

>watches Hentai and denies it

nearly all animated hentai is terrible

>chronically unemployed
Yes
>>no active sex life
None for years
>>out of shape
Not overweight, but couldnt run a block
>>addicted to porn
Not really, go at it in the shower mostly
>>watches Hentai and denies it
Nope
>>has a trap fetish and denies it
Nope
>>lives in his moms basement
Brothers
>>is a freeloader
Yes
>>barely goes out
Almost never
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Nothing at all
>>chronically depressed
I hate myself, and most of the time the world and its inhabbitants as well
>>blames jews for his failed life
A little. Media did contribute to breaking my brain.
>>takes every meme serious
No, but i still dont understand why people wont shut up about harambe.
>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Wat. Nope.
>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
No.
>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Juries out.

>chronically unemployed
Student
>no active sex life
I'm having a dry life with girls this year, not a big deal actually.
>out of shape
Working on it, i'm coming back to my good shape days
>addicted to porn
Working on it
>watches Hentai and denies it
No
>has a trap fetish and denies it
No
>lives in his moms basement
Student lad
>is a freeloader
Yes
>barely goes out
Almost every day i go outside but i enjoy being alone sometimes, just lurking, playing or reading
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
True
>chronically depressed
No, but sometimes i feel really sad with the current events
>blames jews for his failed life
No
>takes every meme serious
wat
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
i do, and for the other hand i had a couple culturally enrichment moments in my life
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Not proud, but i like it
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
No, i don't like fascism, i just don't want to be displaced in my homeland

wrong

>Hillary Clinton has a 90% chance of winning the Presidency
Assumptions are a bad habit to get into

OP is a faggot.

Fuck off dude Im not unemployed

>>chronically unemployed
Student in top UK University
>>no active sex life
Twice a night with gf
>>out of shape
Used to work out 5 days a week. Now, once a week
>>addicted to porn
Not watched in a week
>>watches Hentai and denies it
I'm not a degenerate
>>has a trap fetish and denies it
I'm not a degenerate
>>lives in his moms basement
Lives in a student house
>>is a freeloader
Nope, I earn my way through life
>>barely goes out
It's cold as fuck. Why would I?
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Moderately true
>>chronically depressed
False
>>blames jews for his failed life
Jews are an issue on society as a whole, not my direct life
>>takes every meme serious
LOL MEME KEK LOLOL
>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
My family are immigrants. I grew up with immigrants or children of immigrants. Every single one of them are trouble.
>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Not European
>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Don't believe in Fascism.

>chronically unemployed
No, I'm a wage slave.
>no active sex life
Correct.
>out of shape
Somewhat. I'd say I'm average.
>addicted to porn
Naturally.
>watches Hentai and denies it
I never denied it.
>has a trap fetish and denies it
I never denied it. Then again, I have sicker fetishes.
>lives in his moms basement
I rent an apartment in a city away from my parents.
>is a freeloader
I pay my taxes and save a bit of money for rainy days.
>barely goes out
Correct.
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Neither do 99.99999999999% of people.
>chronically depressed
Not really, I am content.
>blames jews for his failed life
Not really, thats just a meme.
>takes every meme serious
Not really, taking meme seriously is just a meme.
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Having a broken arm doesn't heal your broken toe.
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Not true, I am also proud of my growing library and my car that I fixed and tuned up
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Thats just a meme, and I served in the mandatory draft, so I know what the actual army life is like (moving supplies to mountain villages, clearing snow from roads and mud from rivers, escorting foreign diplomats, being cold and hungry in the barracks re-reading Harry Potter for the seventh time).

But.. I am a fair skinned Pakistani with a decent job and a 8/10 virgin wife who I creampie every night.

You are generalizing.

>takes every meme serious

Didnt brexit and the elections teach you that the more you insult us the more we act against you?

>chronically unemployed
Full time six figures
>no active sex life
Steady gf 5x a week if not more
>out of shape
Ottermode surf regularly
>addicted to porn
Yes overactive sex drive
>watches Hentai and denies it
I don't deny it
>has a trap fetish and denies it
No trap fetish
>lives in his moms basement
3 bed house to myself
>is a freeloader
Financially independent
>barely goes out
Just got back from a house gig
>didn't accomplish anything
significant in his life
Two bachelors and a masters
>chronically depressed
Not anymore
>blames jews for his failed life
I blame jews for everything else
>takes every meme serious
Lol no
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
No migrants are fucked for the most part
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Im proud of it but by far not the only thing im proud of
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ

Would prefer some balance between natsoc and economic liberalism but to each their own

Enjoy Abdul four inches deep in your ass you stinking kraut

>no source

...

>not taking memes seriously
you are going to have a big misfortune

Only 3 out of 16.

>completed dual major degree in bio/law
>Army for 5 years
>Police officer for 2 years
>Travel the word, end up in Poland teaching English
>Have qt slav gf
>Watch some series (man in the high castle, GoT)
>Make good living here
t. Right-wing leaf

>>chronically unemployed
wrong
>>no active sex life
o-ok
>>out of shape
wrong
>>addicted to porn
maybe
>>watches Hentai and denies it
wrong
>>has a trap fetish and denies it
wrong
>>lives in his moms basement
wrong
>>is a freeloader
wrong
>>barely goes out
wrong
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
wrong
>>chronically depressed
wrong
>>blames jews for his failed life
wrong
>>takes every meme serious
wrong
>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
wrong
>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
wrong
>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
wrong

Fake.

Which part, Juan?

i wouldn't recommend staying in poland

Why's that, fellow Anglo?

The average German has no time for Sup Forums
You know, what with all those rapefugees you fellate on a daily basis.

...

The only thing you got wrong there is the Hentai. I don't deny Hentai I embrace it.

>not really, but we'd have probably been a lot more scientifically advanced if Germans won WW2 though
Hitler was anti-science, he single handely destroyed german tertiary education. Germany went for being the foremost pioneer in nuclear technology(before Hitler) to a science hating regime

by that i mean by buying property or paying into a pension at this current time

Sup Forums is a phase when you are conservative. when you grow up you realize left is the right (hehe lol) answer.

I have no concrete plans but please elaborate. I don't know much about the economy here desu familia

Nein

The average Sup Forumsack:

Bring it

>chronically unemployed
wrong
>no active sex life
wrong
>out of shape
wrong
>addicted to porn
wrong
>watches Hentai and denies it
wrong
>has a trap fetish and denies it
n/a
>lives in his moms basement
wrong
>is a freeloader
wrong
>barely goes out
wrong
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
wrong
>>chronically depressed
wrong
>>blames jews for his failed life
n/a
>>takes every meme serious
wrong
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
wrong
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
wrong
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
wrong again
>Prove me wrong.
I just did

truth to be told, the average Sup Forumsack is objectively a better person than the average SJW that occasionally lures this site and exceptionally better than the buttblasted SJWs that spend as much time here as your average Sup Forumsack

She looks empty inside, and kind of like a whore, i can recognize that look in the instant. Either domestic or abroad but she probably rode some nigger/muslim cock before i can bet a tenner.

Jebana, dziwka.

>butthurt loser muhammed projects his inadequacies onto others, the thread

Have good job, just bought a house, work out regularly, 100% heterosexual with healthy sex life, anime in all forms is for degenerates, etc. etc.

Strawman the post.

She dated a roach before me. Good intuition, potato

I would RUN as far as you can from her mate.

6 of those are right.

This is why the left keeps failing, making huge generalizations, assuming what they 'think' is always true, underestimating anyone who doesn't always agree with them and being dicks :)

no wlasnie

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>making huge generalizations
ironic, since you just generalized OP as a "leftist" and then made sweeping generalizations about letists

>>chronically unemployed
y
>>no active sex life
y
>>out of shape
y
>>addicted to porn
y
>>watches Hentai and denies it
n
>>has a trap fetish and denies it
n
>>lives in his moms basement
n
>>is a freeloader
n
>>barely goes out
y
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
y
>>chronically depressed
not any more
>>blames jews for his failed life
n
>>takes every meme serious
n
>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
no, This is our main problem. They must be removed.
>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
nah, not proud about anything
>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
No, but I would probably not suvive in "HJ" whatever that is.

>chronically unemployed
Have a job but it's shitty
>no active sex life
Yep
>out of shape
Yep
>addicted to porn
Wouldn't say addicted. Maybe.
>watches Hentai and denies it
Only deny it to my normie friends, but who the fuck talks about what they jack off too? Seems autistic.
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Same as above
>lives in his moms basement
Upstairs
>is a freeloader
Yep
>barely goes out
Only on weekends
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
I'm only 25
>chronically depressed
Yep
>blames jews for his failed life
Nope
>takes every meme serious
Nope
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
I realize it
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Nope
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
I don't love Hitler but I respect him.

>The average Sup Forumsack:

>>chronically unemployed
only when I choose to be because I have money

>>no active sex life
correct

>>out of shape
nope. in excellent physical shape

>>addicted to porn
this is natural

>>watches Hentai and denies it
never seen it.

>>has a trap fetish and denies it
hardly. some guys actually like women

>>lives in his moms basement
nope. have my own place

>>is a freeloader
nope. never have been

>>barely goes out
why should I?

>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
did, but don't want to impress you.

>>chronically depressed
no, seldom get depressed.

>>blames jews for his failed life
I'm not a typical pol-tard. Jews are successful because of hard work, intelligence, and they know how to behave.

>>takes every meme serious
no.

>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
I don't hate anyone. I wish illegal immigrants would stay home and fix their own shithole instead of trying to ruin our nation

>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Not proud of things I had no control over, but europeans have a lot to be proud of, and things to be ashamed of.

>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
nope.

>Prove me wrong.
consider it done.

No to all of them except going out.

Married with 3 kids and another on the way, 24 years old.

leftypol get out

>popek

muh janusz

Where do you think you're posting, poo?

go back to your own country

I DON'T TAKE EVERY MEME SERIOUS YOU FUCKING FRUIT DINGUS!

>chronically unemployed
student
>no active sex life
virgin
>out of shape
ya, not fat tho
>addicted to porn
usually once a day. not sure if it can be called addiction, can go without it
>watches Hentai and denies it
never did
>has a trap fetish and denies it
never did
>lives in his moms basement
nah
>is a freeloader
ye
>barely goes out
nah
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
that's true
>chronically depressed
yep
>blames jews for his failed life
no
>takes every meme serious
no
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
nah
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
nah, not proud about anything, nigga.
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Nop

Im in my country fuck face. I was born here.
Deal with it.

Sage

>unemployed
nope
>no sex life
nope I have sex
>out of shape
no
>addicted to porn
no
>hentai
sometimes
>traps
fuck no
>moms basement
no
>freeloader
no
>barely goes out
no
>didnt accomplish
no
>depressed
no
>blames jews
life isnt failed but jews are problem
>memes serious
memes r serious business
>immigrants
fuck migrants
>yurop
no
>Hitler
I would be fine u fucking jew
this board sounds more like r9k everyday. pls kill yourself

>chronically unemployed
Just finished school
>no active sex life
So wrong
>out of shape
No
>addicted to porn
No
>watches Hentai and denies it
Lol no
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Im not gay
>lives in his moms basement
Nope
>is a freeloader
Yes sometimes
>barely goes out
So wrong
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Wrong
>chronically depressed
Yes
>blames jews for his failed life
Nope
>takes every meme serious
No
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Wrong and check my flag
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Not the only thing but yes i am
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
True except the part with HJ
Now go to bed shill and sleep alone like you will do for the rest of your life ;^)

I know this is a bait thread. But I'm bored enough to participate.
>chronically unemployed
I own my own Antique Store.
>no active sex life
I have a boyfriend. [spoiler]sorry, Sup Forums i wish spoilers worked[/spoiler]
>out of shape
I've been working out five days a week for the last 8 years. I'm incredibly fit.
>addicted to porn
I wouldn't say addicted. But yeah, I fap to porn sometimes.
>watches Hentai and denies it
Nope. I do. Sorry.
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Nah, I'm full homo. Traps do nothing for me. They look too much like women.
>lives in his moms basement
I live in the same building as my business.
>is a freeloader
See above.
>barely goes out
Half True. Only times I go out are for a jog, dates or groceries.
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
I made my own business. Which is all I wanted.
>chronically depressed
Nah, I'm pretty happy.
>blames jews for his failed life
failed?
>takes every meme serious
Memes are serious business.
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Muslims are a threat to my safety. So yes.
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
What?
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Nah, Hitler was an idiot. He fucked up hard. He had some good ideas though, and was a great leader.

go back to your parents country

>chronically unemployed
been on my own since 18, Army Captain now

>no active sex life
opposite, was a slut for too long

>out of shape
work out 5-6 times a week

>addicted to porn
yeah

>watches Hentai and denies it
dont watch hentai

>has a trap fetish and denies it
fucked a tranny pornstar in las vegas once, got me there, otherwise no

>lives in his moms basement
live in a loft downtown

>is a freeloader
i work for the government so thats subjective

>barely goes out
i go out too much, learning the art of staying in

>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
deployed to afghanistan, got some nice medals here and there. lived in korea for 2 years. put myself through college

>chronically depressed
eh? Army.

>blames jews for his failed life
I dont know any jews personally.

>takes every meme serious
nobody does this

>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
I have other things I have to worry about.

>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
German/Belgian so sure. That and making 85k a year and being debt free by 27 and coming from nothing.
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
More of a Mussolini guy, myself.

>Didn't accomplish anything significant in his life

Okay brother

>a leaf
>calling himself a Sup Forumsack

Welcome to Sup Forums, newfag.

>chronically unemployed
Wagecuck here
>no active sex life
Correct
>out of shape
Correct-ish
>addicted to porn
Mmm... nah.
>watches Hentai and denies it
Rarely
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Nope
>lives in his moms basement
Nope
>is a freeloader
Nope
>barely goes out
Correct
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Nope
>chronically depressed
Correct
>blames jews for his failed life
Nope
>takes every meme serious
Nope
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Nope
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
Nope
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Nope

You got some of it right i guess

I think there's more important issues here.

>chronically unemployed
Jobs are very scarce
>no active sex life
Why does this matter?
>out of shape
Why does this matter?
>addicted to porn
Why does this matter?
>watches Hentai and denies it
Why does this matte?
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Why does this matter?
>lives in his moms basement
Cost of living has gone up exponentially while wages have stagnated. Living with your family is the most optimal choice for many people.
>is a freeloader
See above
>barely goes out
Why does this matter?
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Define significant
>chronically depressed
Because people like you project arbitrary social stigmas onto others
>blames jews for his failed life
This one is true
>takes every meme serious
This one is true
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Immigrants are a very big problem and part of the reason for the failing economies around the world
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
What's wrong with being proud of your heritage?
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
This one is true

The depression, lack of sex life and mastubation is all real.

>>chronically unemployed
I work full-time since I graduated uni
>>no active sex life
I have sex all the time with my live-in girlfriend
>>out of shape
I could be in better shape but I do outdoor sport regularily
>>addicted to porn
Not really, although I do enjoy it
>>watches Hentai and denies it
Nope, never been into hentai
>>has a trap fetish and denies it
Nope again
>>lives in his moms basement
I haven't lived in my mom's basement since I was 16
>>is a freeloader
Nope, I'm a tax-paying professional
>>barely goes out
I go out for walks very often, but if you mean "go out drinking with degenerates" than no
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
That's true, but that goes for 99% of people
>>chronically depressed
No, although I have suffered from depression
>>blames jews for his failed life
Nope, I am ethnically part-Jewish
>>takes every meme serious
Nope, I know that Sup Forums is mostly shitposting and bullshit
>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
I have lots of problems which doesn't mean I need to turn a blind eye to political ones
>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
That's not true, although I am proud of my Euro heritage
>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Probably true

>virgin wife
>creampie every night
Pick one paki

>6 figures
When you make it big, don't forget us, user.

>chronically unemployed
studying, used to work sometimes
>no active sex life
depends on the season and the laziness
>out of shape
depending on what you consider in shape
>addicted to porn
depending on what you consider addicted
>watches Hentai and denies it
I don't watch anime in general
>has a trap fetish and denies it
what is that?
>lives in his moms basement
not in the basement
>is a freeloader
what is that?
>barely goes out
depending on the day of the week
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
like you
>chronically depressed
in fact happy to be redpilled
>blames jews for his failed life
not my life but Europe in general
>takes every meme serious
what do you mean?
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
I live in a town full of moor rats and I have only met a copule of good ones out of hundreds I don't have many problems though apart from the state of my country.
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
spain is nothing to be proud of: shithole since 1713
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
hitler was a shit strategiest but a good politician. Fascist economic policies and national unity are quite good, not repression though. What is HJ?

>what even is a trap fetish

Welcome to Sup Forums, newfag.

>>chronically unemployed
Nope. Worked since 16 until last year where I started a course to further my career
>>no active sex life
Atm yes but had active sex life since 16. Have turned down girls recently who are riding everything off tinder. Don't want to end getting feels for a slut and don't want to affect my sexual health for a night of shallow sex.
>>out of shape
Tbh ups and downs. I put back on a weight when I got injured last year
>>addicted to porn
Probably guilty. Gonna cut that out in new year
>>watches Hentai and denies it
Never watched it
>>has a trap fetish and denies it
Traps can be qt
>>lives in his moms basement
Nope
>>is a freeloader
Nope. Have lots of savings from over the years
>>barely goes out
If you mean drinking, then yes. Considering I live in Ireland, drinking is the main social activity among friends. I'm not fond of drinking. Never drink at home
>>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Got lots of qualifications and lots of friends. I think the friends bit is the most important though
>>chronically depressed
Only had one spat of depression and it was linked to work stress/overtraining/dieting.
>>blames jews for his failed life
Nope. Don't blame jews on anything
>>takes every meme serious
Don't let your memes just be memes
>>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Don't really hate immigrants. Hate lax immigration controls. Polish girls were hot immigrants
>>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
More proud of being Irish though you lot call me a nigger
>>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Haha no. He was mental. If he won the war, he would have collapse Germany in the peace

>loves Hitler

yes

>and fascism

no

also this

>chronically unemployed
Been employed since 18 non stop, while finishing a stem degree
>no active sex life
Had half a dozen gfs, currently in relationship with active sex life
>out of shape
Yes, currently due to health problems, but european out of shape (i.e. not ready for a marathon)
>addicted to porn
Not at all, watch porn maybe once a month
>watches Hentai and denies it
Never seen a hentai cartoon in my life
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Never watched traps porn ever
>lives in his moms basement
Owner of multiple apartments
>is a freeloader
Not even close, I pay more in taxes than an average family in my country
>barely goes out
Yes, hate crowded places and people in general
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Landlord, multiple research papers to my name, phd in STEM, ...
>chronically depressed
Nope, never suffered from depression
>blames jews for his failed life
Nope
>takes every meme serious
Nope
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
Yes, I do realize that
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
No, I am proud of many, many things about me.
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Nah, Hitler was the worst thing to happen to Europe, but for different reasons than you think; namely he killed nationalism for us.

Now gtfo with your sweeping generalizations.

What is that m8? Seriously.

Are you being serious?

If not, I'll spoonfeed because I'm bored.
Traps are guys that look like girls. They still have a penis.

Unlike Shemales, traps are generally more frail, thin, don't have fake anything, and are usually cute boys with long hair, makeup or girly clothes.

So trap is a synonym for trannie. You always learn something :D
In that case I don't have a trap fetish OP.

>chronically unemployed
wrong
>no active sex life
23 yo virgin
>out of shape
on my way to bevoming /fit/
>addicted to porn
wrong
>watches Hentai and denies it
wrong
>has a trap fetish and denies it
wrong
>lives in his moms basement
wrong
>is a freeloader
wrong
>barely goes out
yes
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
yes
>chronically depressed
>blames jews for his failed life
>takes every meme serious
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ

>chronically unemployed
Nope. Manage a group and make a 6 figure salary.
>no active sex life
You got me there. I am busy with work and life in general. Don't have time to date.
>out of shape
Far from it. I work out every morning except Sunday.
>addicted to porn
Nope. I watch it a few times a week when I am bored.
>watches Hentai and denies it
Nope. That's not my thing.
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Got me there. But would never act upon it.
>lives in his moms basement
Have my own house.
>is a freeloader
Has a job and pays taxes so illegals and 3rd world scum can watch the mailbox for a living.
>barely goes out
I do a lot of traveling with my job
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Who knows. I guess steering a multimillion dollar companies product to market is nothing compared to being a neurosurgeon but I will take what I can.
>chronically depressed
Nope. I am happy.
>blames jews for his failed life
jews have fucked with me in every aspect of my life but I have overcome those.
>takes every meme serious
No idea what you are smoking but you need to stop.
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
You mean the ones breaking into my house when I am at work? The ones voting illegally and making my vote not count? those ones?
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
I am proud of a lot of things. My education, my physical shape, my car, my house
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Nope. I am a Monarchist at heart. Specifically a Christian (Catholic) Monarchist.

Prove me wrong.
You are projecting.

FUCK YOU for wasting my time

>chronically depressed
yes
>blames jews for his failed life
wrong
>takes every meme serious
wrong
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
wrong
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
wrong
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
wrong

>no active sex life
>addicted to porn
These are accurate to me.

>chronically unemployed
At uni so eh
>no active sex life
Got a masochistic girlfriend, sex life is bloody phenomenal
>out of shape
Yes but skinny, not fat
>addicted to porn
Probably
>watches Hentai and denies it
No denial here
>has a trap fetish and denies it
Makes me sick
>lives in his moms basement
Live in a dorm
>is a freeloader
Yes
>barely goes out
Yes
>didn't accomplish anything significant in his life
Yet
>chronically depressed
Used to be, now I'm great
>blames jews for his failed life
Sandniggers are worse
>takes every meme serious
Everything is a meme
>doesn't realize he has other problems than hating immigrants he never met
I just hate in general
>only thing he is proud about is his european heritage
I'm fucking great at maths
>loves Hitler and fascism but wouldn't survive a week in the HJ
Half-Anglo-half-Austrian. I'll be fine