Louis C.K. on the Time He Met the ‘Real Trump’: A ‘Miserable,’ Money-Grubbing Narcissist

>While working at Trump’s Castle in Atlantic City C.K. started to notice a disturbing trend

>“I saw this thing happening where buses were showing up from all over the country with little old ladies,” he explained. “They take what little they have…They take that nothing, the little tiny scraps, and they turn it into chips and they pour buckets of money into his machines.”

>When Trump and his toupee finally made an appearance in Atlantic City, Louis was shocked to see that he just walked around, expressing absolutely no gratitude to the folks who filled his coffers. “He didn’t say ‘thank you’ to anybody, he just walked around… and when I was in the elevator with him I just looked in his face, and he was just miserable looking. And everybody was so excited to see him, and they’re giving him everything.”

>“He has everything, right? And they’re leaving on the same bus just with nothing; they’re ruining their lives. And I saw this like as a reverse-charity…These women, these old ladies, they don’t need anything. They live in a shitty place and they have two dollars, and they’re like, ‘Eh, I don’t need it, it’s ok, he needs it!’ If he looks in the mirror, and he has ten dollars, he’s going to kill himself.” He concluded, “He has a $10 billion deficit in his heart. So if he doesn’t have that much money, he’s nothing. So they were like, ‘Donald, you take this!’ Because they’re invested in his charity.’”

> Trump’s insatiable love of money has somehow metastasized into a president-sized hole: “He’s like, ‘Thank you for your money, now I need control over your lives.’”

>As for Hillary, Louis was adamant, “I don’t think she needs any advice from anybody. She’s unbelievable, reminds me of my mom"

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

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tldr; mr trump fucked mr cuck king's wife and didn't say thank you, now he's bitching

>>>As for Hillary, Louis was adamant, “I don’t think she needs any advice from anybody. She’s unbelievable, reminds me of my mom"
[we are reaching cuck levels that shouldn't even be possible]

I guess the cuck king is still mad over Trump refusing to sleep with his wife.

>people risk some of their money in an attempt to win big
>this is the same as charity

>he has a bigger cock than me, and I'm threatened: the rant

This seems quite unbiased, I mean what the fuck do they know, seriously

>poor wittle old gambwing addicts
>toupee

>people's degenerate gambling habits are Trumps fault
>Clinton is my mommy, FUCK OFF STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MOMMMMM
>Phillip Morris (Altria) donating millions to the Clinton campaign isn't bad though, PEOPLE CHOOSE TO SMOKE AND DIE OF CANCER THEY ARE FORCED TO GAMBLE TRUMP HELD GUNS TO THEIR HEADS REEEEEEEE

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Tldr; Trump owned a casino.

>and when I was in the elevator with him I just looked in his face, and he was just miserable looking

So he actually got up close to him, but was too much of a beta to actually start a conversation and peer into his issues, instead choosing to make assumptions based on his biased view of the surroundings. Truly a Liberal if I've ever seen one.

>As for Hillary, Louis was adamant, “I don’t think she needs any advice from anybody. She’s unbelievable, reminds me of my mom"

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

>plays armchair psychologist based on seeing trump across a casino floor once

The cuck is strong with this one
He was close to uncucking himself until this part

MY SIDES

If comedians stayed out of politics I wouldn't want to destroy their lives.

But we can't get everything we want I suppose

>people who go into a casino lose money
>this somehow makes the casino owner an evil bastard

cuck logic at its best lmao

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?"
Oh yeah? What the fuck do YOU know? Celebrities know absolutely fuck all in their warped worldview and should just stay away from political opinion altogether.

I'd like to say Louis really fell the fuck off, but even if you go back to his 06 shit he was talking about how dreadful white people are even though he's a Mexican-Hungarian crypto kike of the highest fucking order.

...

I bet owning a casino would be pretty hard to cope with unless you were an absolutely heartless sociopath. It's an easy way to make money, sure, but if I were trump walking around the casino, looking at all the stupid gambling addicts, knowing I was profiting off their mental disease, I'd feel like shit too

So the story goes

>i once saw a business man
>the end

Why should people listen to someone who locks women in a room with him and masturbates in front of them?

P R O J E C T I O N

>Trump
>toupee

DELET THIS

...

Ask Native Americans.

Honestly I think their lack of empathy stems from the fact their recent ancestors were from Mongolia. Everyone knows Asians are soulless drones.

His old women losing money in Atlantic City was just a bit/rant he had on the Opie and Anthony Show back in like 2008 or something.

gave myself a migraine reading this. uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

While casinos are far from an ethical business, I wouldn't describe it as reverse charity. That's not how those little old ladies think of it. They are taking a chance, a risk, to make big money, as well as for the adrenaline rush of the risk itself.

As far as Hillary's crookedness, we know she does pay to play with her Clinton foundation.
Also, her public position on Syria is that she would create a no-fly zone for humanitarian reasons, but in actuality she has said that she knows it would lead to Syrian civilians dying. It is almost certain that the real reason she wants to be involved there is the Saudi-Qatar pipeline.

With all of that said, I STILL prefer Hillary to Trump, but Louis C.K. should not act like Hillary is blameless.

He's reaching epic cuck level

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”
Enough.

Louis C.K. is like most comedians in that he's severely damaged. No one should take anything he says seriously.

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

I know of all the lies she told and crimes she committed that are all part of the public record, Louie.

He could've just said "I liked Clinton more", you know. No need to make up things that never happened.

i'd masturbate in front of garfunkel and oats if given the chance

>AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW MISTER LOUIS ZE KEK? WHY ARE YOU BETTER THAN US IN TERMS OF KNOWLEDGE?

The arrogance of people is astounding. Even when we agree to live and let live everyone tries to act like the dog shit.

We do know enough. That's all people need.

It's funny he says that after he spends such a long time "analyzing" Trump based off a one minute encounter with him 25 years ago.

>but Hillary is corrupt and made dubious geopolitical decisions that cost the lives of thousands
>YEAHHH FUCK WADDA YOU NOW RACIST HICK FASCIST SMALL DICK WHITE MALE
This is why they lost elections. They are so fucking convinced in their default superiority while being totally oblivious to reality.

Why am I not 50 points ahead.

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

>losing money by gambling
So what's the problem here?

Wow. There goes what little respect I might ever have had for this guy if I'd given enough fucks about him to pay attention to his comedy in the first place.

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

Hmmm... I guess if he implies that I don't know that she's literally broken multiple laws and we have many of them well documented (even on tape in the case of her perjuring herself in front of Congress), then I guess I don't know. Really makes you wanna shoot yourself in the fucking head because people are literally this retarded.

Hey man, all of Clinton's lies are nothing compared to owning a casino.

For real. I unfollowed and disavowed supporting SO many comedians this election cycle. Someone like CK who I used to follow and downright adore thinks it's his job to shove his political ideology down my throat because he has a platform AND NOT EVEN IN A HUMOROUS WAY.

Well he can fuck right off back to being the new Bill Cosby.

Trump refuses to even take the presidential salary.
Before running for President Trump has said often enough in interviews and books that he isnt doing his business for the money since he has more of it than he could ever spend, but out of passion because he loves making deals.

>Trump goes into his casino
>Expect youths playing smart, in moderation, having a good time and entertaining their lady friends
>get flocked by geriatric old ladies that smell like cigarettes and swamp ass from sitting at a slot machine for 13 hours
He was probably sad because he didn't want to run a nursing home.

Why do they all have huge glasses?

>US """"""""""""comedian"""""""""""""

So people pay to listen to a fat middle aged balding cuck whine for an hour.

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”
I know that she's been under investigation by the FBI multiple times this year.

>I STILL prefer Hillary to Trump

wow, after what you admit she has done all these things you still want her? You're a huge cuck

It's a cool thing now. Makes you look intellectual or something.

white people?

>*crowd starts getting upset and heckles begin*

>Listen, listen my brothers!

>White people should be fucking ENSLAVED!

>*crowd starts slowly applauding*

>Every single fucking subhuman white man should be strung on meat hooks

>*crowd starts standing and giving a standing ovation*

>The white man should then be anally penetrated with not black cocks, but black dildos...

>*crowd is stunned and is getting slightly violent*

>Why you ask? These privileged white men don't deserve the dark chocolate cock!!!!

>*crowd ferociously yells in approval*

>These white men will only lick up the creme filling after their women are chained up and rammed by the giant chocolate yodels that are the BBC!!!!!

>*crowd is making tribal chants*

>We will hunt down the white man!! We shall castrate them all and sacrifice their women to the black man!!!!!! The offspring will be brought to the interracial breeding grounds!!!! I will clean up the remains with my white boy tongue!!! I shall serve the black man's cock with my white boy tongue!!!! The black man will have his way with me and my people!!!!

>*crowd is erupting and stampedes the theater as the white men are hog tied and dragged to the cock chambers and the women willfully submit to their black masters*

>SHABAZZ!!! SHABAZZ!!!! THE BLACK MAN SHALL RISE AGAIN!!!!! LITTLE WHITE COCK? I THINK NOT!!!!!!!!!

Haha this coming from a guy that pulls his cock out and starts masturbating in front of people. Good one cuck.

Optic aides are an outward projection of internal weakness. A sign of a disadvantaged birth and host of weak genes.

I've never met a profoundly successful person who wore glasses that wasn't a cheating/lying crook.

>OWN A CASINO
>DON'T SAY "THANK YOU" TO EVERY SINGLE PLAYER

How will drumpft ever recover?

Bill Gates.

>I saw him just standing there, and he didn't actually say or do anything, but I could just tell he's a money grubbing narcissist

I used to think you were funny but now I fucking hate you. Good job Louis.

He's a cheating lying crook.

He's a crook and liar. He's trying to buy his way into heaven with the Gates Foundation. Never forget all the anti-trust and monopoly lawsuits he simply settled and paid fines for...never learning his lesson.

BREAKING NEWS: MAN OWNS A CASINO

literally stole microsoft office

1. Let's say Trump and Hillary are both idiotic and/or incompetent. Our congress is majority republican, so they will mostly pass laws that Trump likes and Clinton does not. So if Clinton wins, we basically get 4 more years of gridlock. But if Trump wins we get actual idiotic policies.

2. I think what congress has done with postponing an appointment of supreme court justice is highly uncivil, and now that Trump has won they are just going to get away with it.

A pedo says what?

>She’s unbelievable, reminds me of my mom
I honestly never knew that Louis C.K.'s mother was in prison.

They're all extremely short sighted.

>libtard shill
>knowing enough
>implying they're not ignorant pieces of shit

low t

>“What the fuck do you know?”

I know that Hillary took cash payments from Saudi Arabia in order to support Sunni Islamists in Syria.

REEEEEEEE!!!!!
I fucking hate this SO GODDAMN MUCH
Fucking modern-day clown who is known for being funny bc he talks about masturbating while his kids are in the other room suddenly thinks his political insights means ANYTHING
And the fuuuuuucking shilling for Hillary?
>what the fuck do you know!
I know that cunt fucking kills people, RUINED the Middle East which has RUINED the fucking continent of Europe with rapugees and somehow made herself 134 MILLION dollars in the process as a "public servant"
Louis C.K., go fucking kill yourself
God damnit

they always think they are untouchable because they make people laugh, but if you put the spotlight on their lives, they cry and get upset and go away.

I mean let's face it. Part of his major routine was his divorce and talking about dicks all the time, etc.

He's a cuckold or gay and that's why his wife left him. That's why she stopped having sex and divorced his dumb ass. He's honestly repulsive because he's like 50 but he acts and talks like a 19 year old but he's got 2 daughters

its fucking horrifically off putting

>“What the fuck do you know?”
I know the next four years are going to be a fucking riot.

>tfw too intelligent IRL

(((He))) has to go back.

>assuming its even half true
What so Donald is supposed to look happy that the old women are idiots?

>presidential sized hole
Wait so now this nigga see's people's souls? Is Louis going to start a mindreading call service?

>ah yes sir I hear you thoughts now, yes, you want black cock. Yes.

LOL butthurt cuck. Funny how this didn't come up before the election. Note also how he acts like people have no choice but to gamble in casinos, and that casino owners need to stop and thank the little people. What a fag.

Holy fuck he literally butt blasted trumps entire life. That was the most savage diss I've ever heard.

after patrice died, everyone who hung around him became unfunny, or a faggot

>louis ck went full cuck
>anthony went full racial tirade and then got boring with his own show
>jimmy went full worm
>bill burr is barely hanging on
>joe "what do i tell my black friends" derosa went super faggot
>amy schumer got popular somehow

>She’s unbelievable, reminds me of my mom
That actually explains why he's so fucked up.

Burr is gone. Colin Quinn is the same.

Fun fact: most California casinos play off the Indian stereotype and have a frontman or two but the real owners are the Chinese. The natives sold out long ago.

I like how he acts as if Trump is holding a gun to their heads and forcing them to gamble. What a fucking terrible argument. If the old farts want to waste their money it's their right. If they lose it all then they have only themselves to blame.

What happened to PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY?

Guys I just gambled my entire fortune and now have nothing, totally not my fault, honestly!

I can't believe I used to think this fucking cuck was funny once.
>tfw can't watch movies, tv or standup because it's either shoehorned pc bullshit or faggot cucks like Louis politicizing everything

>caring about idiots who waste money on trying to win big

amy fucking schumer never ran with them

i listened to O&A all the time and nobody ever, not once not ever fucking really mentioned amy schumer.

otherwise you are right. Patrice was the pin keeping everyone honest, once he died everyone just went their own ways for the worst.

colin just seems like he's in the background doing stuff here and there, but yeah at least he hasn't become fagged up.

Also

>anthony cheated on some hot weather woman and in the end got fucked over but a 19 year old psychotic nobody cam girl just like patrice said would happen

my mom works as a dealer in a casino. believe me those people are there because they want to be even if they're giving up all they own. they'll stay in the casino for 24 hours don't bathe or brush their teeth, and will pound the table with their fist and curse at the dealer if they lose. those "poor little old ladies " who bring whatever they can to bet are nasty people. louis ck is a fucking moron.

She was on one episode of the black phillip show and she was also on O and A when they were doing their tribute to patrice stuff. She was definitely around them, though maybe not as much as bill or jimmy

Fat ginger fuck sold his soul to the devil and rode this Liberal PC nightmare culture for all its worth

But now he knows times are changing and he can't switch sides

He dug in too deep

>Going to Sup Forums while being a obvious bern victim
Hey reddit, gamergate was 2 years ago, why don't want you anymore

>Trump owns casino
>Everyone happily playing
>Blame Trump for people having fun on their own volition and maybe creating self harm

>Look Trump directly in the eye
>Don't talk to him
>Go home and shit post what a terrible person he is

holy shit it's just like the fucking walk comic meme thing

how did he get fucked over? I remember them talking about that girl, the 19yr old one

>And for the people who insist that Clinton is a liar and a crook, Louis has one, small, question: “What the fuck do you know?”

And then after his fucking bizarre rant on Trump he gets solely from looking at him, he dismisses Hillary's proven corruption with "the fuck do you know?"

Oh cmon! All you butthurt faggots HAVE to admit that was a savage fucking diss. He shit on trumps entire career and life. Jesus that was harsh.

She was NEVER on any of the black phillips show while he was alive

she was just fucking leaching

you think patrice hung out with some fat unfunny white jew girl???

there's no way in hell he did, NO FUCKING WAY.

Pls

Louis Cuck King is a mexican jew masquerading as a depressed white guy as a psy op

Not sure how what a said has anything to do with Bernie, reddit, or gamergate.