So user, introduce your cartoon girlfriend to us at the table

>so user, introduce your cartoon girlfriend to us at the table

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>girlfriend
I-I have a confession to make.

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What, youre an adult and you still dont have a girlfriend? Whats even more pathetic is that youre going to die a virgin tonight

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Well she ain't the brightest but she has a good heart and she's pretty good at wood carving.

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Oh, shes a juicy one, plump in all the right places. Bubba, hold her over the bucket

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A relationship with a cartoon would be pretty one sided.

Can't tel if you didn't get the joke or if you just wanted to take things in a different direction.

You could say it's pretty 2 dimensional.

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Oh, OH i get it now. Guess well have to throw you out then, we dont like having fags over for dinner for fear of gettin aids

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It figures an illegal beaner like you would show up in texas, carlos

H-her name is Mabel. She's also jewish and she might be autistic. She's a good girl, nonetheless

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OP is a table of cannibals from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Shes a bit young, we havent had veal in a while, but keep her away from bubba before we get her ready, he likes to spoil the youngins if you know what i mean

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Reminder that leatherface and the hitchhiker are confirmed Sup Forumsmrades

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Here's my waifu Drayton.

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What is this, Resident Evil 7?

Figures chop top would waifu a trap, just like his fuck hut toy back in nam
Why havent those plots been adapted into a resident evil film yet?

Bump

Found a lost member of the family

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I miss edgy marvel from before this decade, and yes a carnage meets texas chanisaw massacre crossover would be awesome

I think he'd fit right in
The question is will he power them up and try to start Maximum Carnage 2: Electric Boogaloo

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>i kill because its pretty
>its art
How far gone am i if thats how i feel about dead bodies and things like horror movies and that one chapel made of skeletons?

Depends on the Horror Movie, I guess. And Skelechapel is fucking metal.

You just want to start an 80s metal band

Amazing this exists in a world where riri williams and squrrial girl exist, i cant imagine the reaction once those characters faced something like this ourside of their continuity safe space

Ive actually thought of making a shock metal band and besides making original music, id do covers of johnny rebel songs just to piss people off.