>so user, introduce your cartoon girlfriend to us at the table
So user, introduce your cartoon girlfriend to us at the table
>girlfriend
I-I have a confession to make.
What, youre an adult and you still dont have a girlfriend? Whats even more pathetic is that youre going to die a virgin tonight
Well she ain't the brightest but she has a good heart and she's pretty good at wood carving.
Oh, shes a juicy one, plump in all the right places. Bubba, hold her over the bucket
A relationship with a cartoon would be pretty one sided.
Can't tel if you didn't get the joke or if you just wanted to take things in a different direction.
You could say it's pretty 2 dimensional.
Oh, OH i get it now. Guess well have to throw you out then, we dont like having fags over for dinner for fear of gettin aids
It figures an illegal beaner like you would show up in texas, carlos
H-her name is Mabel. She's also jewish and she might be autistic. She's a good girl, nonetheless
OP is a table of cannibals from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Shes a bit young, we havent had veal in a while, but keep her away from bubba before we get her ready, he likes to spoil the youngins if you know what i mean
Reminder that leatherface and the hitchhiker are confirmed Sup Forumsmrades
Here's my waifu Drayton.
What is this, Resident Evil 7?
Figures chop top would waifu a trap, just like his fuck hut toy back in nam
Why havent those plots been adapted into a resident evil film yet?
Bump
Found a lost member of the family
I miss edgy marvel from before this decade, and yes a carnage meets texas chanisaw massacre crossover would be awesome
I think he'd fit right in
The question is will he power them up and try to start Maximum Carnage 2: Electric Boogaloo
>i kill because its pretty
>its art
How far gone am i if thats how i feel about dead bodies and things like horror movies and that one chapel made of skeletons?
Depends on the Horror Movie, I guess. And Skelechapel is fucking metal.
You just want to start an 80s metal band
Amazing this exists in a world where riri williams and squrrial girl exist, i cant imagine the reaction once those characters faced something like this ourside of their continuity safe space
Ive actually thought of making a shock metal band and besides making original music, id do covers of johnny rebel songs just to piss people off.