BRETONS ARE WHITE

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yes, indeed

As are nords and some imperials.
Everything else is shit.

They're mulattos, Men and Elves shouldn't mix their blood.

>inb4 "MUH MAGIC RESISTANCE"

MUH MAGIC RESISTANCE

who /bosmer/ here?

"Since the dawn of history the Nord has owned the country of Skyrim – rich beyond the dream of any scholar’s fancy, ticking and pumping acres of Dwemer technology beneath his bare white feet and yet he never picked one gear up from the dust until a mer showed to him its mechanical magnificence.
His land swarmed with active and dead animonculi, yet he never dreamed a harness, cart, or sled for these machines
A hunter by necessity, he never crafted a mechanical axe, spear, or arrowhead worth preserving beyond the moment of its use. He lived as an ox, content to graze for an hour.
In a land of dwemer cities and technology he never utilised their powers to saw a foot of lumber, carve a block, or build a house save of logs and straw.
With miles upon miles of tunnels and halls replete with the technology of the Dwemer, for four thousand years he watched their metal glimmer under the dust, heard the hissing of steam in the pipes, the clanking of machinery in the empty corridors, gazed on the dim blue gaslights calling him to technological wonders that lie beyond, and yet he never dreamed of a locomotive”

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I always pick the lizardman

Agree
Fuck off elf faggot.
go the dwemer rout and make urself extinct pls.


Who /Nord/ here.

Orsimer master race, get fucked Breton trash and redguard poo skin

shit analogue only works if all races are actually genetically similar. in Skyrim, fucking High Elves are immortal or at least live for thousands of years. I'm sorry, but I'll tolerate a bit of faginess for immortality, they're simply biologically superior

I love being a Dunmer

Argonian beat everyone anyways, so you can all kindly fuck off to oblivion.

in tes, there are no real genetics

it's all some weird cosmic force manipulated by a bunch of immortal autists

>He thinks Dwemer actually went extinct
Who else /multidimensionalmasterrace/ here?

muthsera

well then they're cosmically superior

Question

What's the real life equivalence of each race?

this tbqh

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Who are the Mexicans of Skyrim?

>a race that is literally referred to as Manmer is white

Go fuck yourself, TIDF. No one's falling for it.

Where?

>muh creation is a prison
>too bluepilled to be a normal race like everyone else
>entire race cucked themselves into a giant brass god and fucked off somewhere else

Good riddance to the plebs

as long as the sky autists will it i guess

Orcs are equivalent to Arabs. War-centered culture that is constantly getting BTFO by superior cultures.

Anyone played Enderal?

"We are going to build the beacon, and the High Ones are going to pay for it"

I honestly have no idea how the hell I missed it on my first playthrough

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Whites are the niggers of Skyrim, how do you compete with Elves?

Bretons are probably Saxons.
Imperials are definitely Italians.
Redguards are most likely Moors or Arabs.
Nords are Nordic people.
I think Bosmer may be loosely based upon Native Americans
Summer in my opinion is a mix of Egyptian and Chinese.
Argonian are Aztecs
Akaviri peoples are Asian.
Don't know who altmer are.

They and Bretons would be more akin to medieval germans, too entangled in perpetual warfare and internal border gore

Kek

lol I was so glad I joined the empire and killed that whiny faggot Ulfric.

>m m muh land belongs to the n n nords tho

HA. I collected as many talos amulets I could find and left them in some shitty falmor cave.

Khajit obviously

>moon sugar and skooma

>mulit-dimensional

Yeah, being locked into a completely new Godhead really is better isn't it? How was being the Underking's bitch? Did you enjoy Lorkhan's revenge for fucking with things completely beyond you?

>All of these fucking slide threads.
Saged and reported.

Nord status: BTFO

Non-Orcs stay out of Orsimer REEEEEEEE

>Implying creation ISN'T a prison
Enjoy getting cucked by the mortal coil, Nirnling

*dunmer

Nords are fucking pathetic primate apes,
>muh wodden house
who are cucked by the Empire who themselves are cucked by the Thalmor. Pathetic worse race

its my GOTY, the story was so good

kek at half elves calling themselves white,fucking rediggers are more white than you

/nord/ master race

Sup Forums is a Nord board.
The Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, milk drinker, profiteer, it all runs off him like skooma off a khajit. But call him a Thalmor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>implying anything beyond creation would be better

Least I can enjoy the pleasures of this mortal plane while your floating in some stupid moon probably

Best girl

I mean, These are the same people who, even with a general who can use The Voice, lost on their own turf to a weakened Imperial army.
They literally need the Dragonborn to do all the fighting for them.
Imperials would have finished that shit if WhatHisName hadn't shown up at the execution.

Nords aren't exactly the most capable race

>Dwemer complaining about being imprisoned.

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Bethesda pls stop

who are the orcs than? my guess is sub saharan african

(((elves)))

REDGUARDS HAVE BIGGER DICKS

HOW CAN CUMSKINS EVEN COMPETE

pls start, for fucks sake, it's been six years, you don't have to shit out a game every year like COD or FIFA, but a decade between games is so fucking pretentious

god damn skyrim is better than life i swear

For you, Serjo.

Would Emilia be a Breton?

When Cyrodill sends its mer, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're bringing in a lot of magic. They're bringing in daedra, they're necromancers, they're vampires, and some I assume are good elves.

fucking kek

Orcs are mongolians.

And i think khajit are just fucking gypsys

half human half elf
yeah breton tho

In elder scrolls universe elves are the smart ones, so they're the "whites" of Tamriel.

Bretons are the smartest of human races.

Nah.
Given their history, I'd probably go with something like Franks or some other mountain people.
They were originally elves who got converted through some farback pact with a demon into "pariah" elves and now live in the mountains in a huge city Orsinium and are the best black smiths and the like around.
I'd say Franks given that we have a Roman Empire equivalent in the Imperials

Don't you want to buy the game, user?

Found this shit

Every title has a hero they're 'supposed to be, right?
Dragonborn is supposed to be a nord, Hero of Kvatch is supposed to be an Imperial, Nevarine was supposed to be a Dunmer

Which hero did his job best? Which race was he 'supposed' to be?

Dragonborn seems to sell his soul to complete half his quests and his DLC
Hero of Kvatch at least becomes a Daedric Prince instead of becoming one's bitch. So I'd have to give it to the Imperial on that note.