Steven Universe App Bomb Hype Thread

Episodes are on CN app, website, and on Playstation Vue, but are only loading on Vue.

S5E13 Your Mother and Mine
>Steven takes Garnet to meet some of his new friends.

S5E14 The Big Show
>Steven shoots a documentary that follows a local band as they get their first big break.

S5E15 Pool Hopping
>Garnet and Steven explore the most unlikely timelines in Beach City.

S5E16 Letters to Lars
>Steven writes about the latest news of Beach City.

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Glad I left this show seasons ago. Disappointing to see that SU hasn’t change since I left it; I’m not going to retardedly hype over bland, poorly written townie episodes.

Mega? Please

*Your Mother and Mine hype

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does no one have playstation vue ;_;

THEYRE HERE

After watching, what are everyone's thoughts? Is this the occasional series of well written episodes, or uninteresting townie trash?

WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR A LINK

Actually I prefer townie shit over eternal hiatus. Yes, I saying that I prefer to eat dirt over feces.

Townie trash. The scenes from the promo aren't in any of the episodes.

Jesus, Star has really let herself go

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I look forward to Garnet/Steven quality time.

Real quality time

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!111!

I fucking knew it.

how do I get the episodes on the app?

they're all in the first one dummy

>when your show is so awful that they dont even air it on TV anymore

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youtube.com/watch?v=ULslwGCpOdc

ROSE IS A FUCKING SLUT

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wait like... 3 hours minimum.

>Steven shoots a...
>...documentary

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We knew that, she wanted dick more than life.

Plot summaries and juicy tidbits please? App ain't working for me.

Get fucked, i hate townie shit and how they have taken over the show

>I'LL NEVER CHOOSEN AGAIN

did you take 5 season to notice that Rose is a slut? You are so dumb, m8.

>tfw a /trash/ thread has more activity than the cartoon board

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GOOD, WE NEED MORE TOWNIE BULLSHIT

KEK. Rose is PD theorists BTFO.

That’s because the mods aren’t fags over there

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This just in, CN app is fucked.

Entirely pointless townie filler trash. You thought you were getting answers or plot developments? Fuck you. See you in eight months.

POST THE FUCKING MEGA

mega when?!

Why do you care, it's already been said it's just filler that has no bearing on the plot.

Yes, I hate townie shit, a}yes I hate how they're taking over the whole show. Just saying that I prefer this cancer over hiatus.

White Diamond silhouette

Welp.

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Slutty incest.

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Ah the chaos of episode drops

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I WAS FUCKING RIGHT SHE'S THE PYRAMID TEMPLE GEM

FUCK EVERYONE

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DONT FUCKIN POST IT MAKE THE SPOLIER FAGS SUFFER

Didn't watch it yet, but this sums up the whole bomb, right?

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yes

FUCK

Only the first episode is worth watching for the bit of lore, desu.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

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How did we go so long on hiatus for four filler episodes? Fuck this show

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Do... do you think the zoo Amethysts are prone to Rose's filthy habits?

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There's a two part special about Lapis coming in May.

First ep is lore, all the rest are townie trash

Fuck you entitled fucks. We don't even know what the episodes will be specifically. The descriptions are vague as all hell. Stop it.

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>Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Yes.

Go to trash, people have seen the episodes already and they're filler

>sugar tries to be the cool boss
>instead of being a boss she has to constantly put out trash fires like zuke while also trying to get everyone to sit down and shut up long enough to execute a coherent plot
Haha, even if she finds work after this she didnt learn jack shit from this, turns out crying and hugs doesnt solve jack shit.

Yes, all Pink Diamond gems are sluts
>Rose starts a war just so she can fuck humans
>Zoo amethysts regularly have orgies with Zoomen
>Amethyst whores out for Greg and the rest of beach city
>Jasper whores out for dogs

>Jasper whores out for dogs

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Real thread:
boards.Sup Forums.org/trash/steven
boards.Sup Forums.org/trash/steven
boards.Sup Forums.org/trash/steven

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Wow those episodes were... Not worth the wait.

>and even when she succeeds all she does is make filler

you seem awfully bitter.

Ameythst already wanted to fuck Greg.

>>Jasper whores out for dogs
So Is Jasper into Zoofilia?

THEY NEVER FUCKING ARE


AAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH

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Dogs AND bitches.

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Alright, show’s over, post Lapiven

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She loved fucking and sucking dogs so much, she became one.

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tfw Rose Quartz was just an ordinary quartz doing her part in clearing up the Earth for proper colonization and not Pink Diamond's favorite quartz or made to be a human zoo babysitter

It used to be my favorite show, the pace, lore and intermittent burdts of activity were fun to watch, hell I still rewatch season 1 and parts of 2 reguarly, everything else I consume and regret remembering. It was fumbled over and over again and any chance to get back up was fucked with by her shitty staff and her inability to tell them to fuck off so now the endgame is looking to be more and more rushed and unfocused. So yes, I'm bitter.

Right out of trash.

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I'll hold off on the bitterness until we get confirmation on the final season, whether it's season 6 or beyond. Every episode in the last season needs to count. Any stupid wank off episode in that season will kill me.

It confirms Rose was made on Earth apparently. People really thought she was Pink Diamond, hahaha.

Its heading fast towards end game and they did nothing but wank, its lost and its not coming back unless Sugar manages to grow a fucking pair which is unlikely.

The SHOW cannot decide if she was or not. It literally keeps gaslighting us in both directions. It's so fucking INFURIATING. Just fucking confirm who pink diamond is you CUNT.

What an absolute waste of time.

The only thing that can save this show is Nanafua Making Beach City Great Again

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Have they got it on Kim yet?

Sounds like you belong on trash.

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Pink Diamond is Pink Diamond, she was never going to be anyone else. The only secret is how she was shattered. They literally show her being born on Earth, so...yeah. Rose was just a regular quartz soldier doing normal regular things.So many theories crushed, it's hilarious.

Pinks favourite is the Quartz that emerged flexing, Rose was just used to pick up rocks and fucked monkeys for fun

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You know as well as everyone else that the last season will be more townie shit and maybe four tops "lore" episodes that will rush into an ending like a truck into a stone wall.

lol nice try

Man, I wish Rebecca wasn't so FUCKING GAY

>Lapis
you mean the brooding teenage girl expy?

>pick up rocks
Pinkie is sadistic I love her already and Peridots clod insult just got funnier.

We're not getting these episodes anytime soon, are we fellas

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>Lapis
That could either be really good for her character and development, or it could be a complete fuck-up.

>mayor is blamed for not stopping an alien invasion and realizing a literally who is missing, parents don't say anything and just sit there waiting for the police to just look, then bitch at him when nothing happens
>wacky old grandma replaces him and he becomes a fucking no one townie
>after a big epic beautiful realization, townie girl sadie quits her job
>dewey gets it
of course

Theyre a race of all females, what else are they supposed to do but lez?

I can't believe Garnet fucked Flourite. Pretty daring for a CN show.

Not fall into romance since they don't reproduce? Just seems forced to have more bullshit progressive things.

Stream? Anyone?

Links?

Not all of us here are 'muricans, be kind enough to share mega

>Love Conquers all is now a progressive thing
bitch that trope is like older than the fucking bible

Within a few hours, probably.

JUST FUCKING RECORD YOUR SCREENS THIS IS NOT DIFFICULT

theres one fucker who is posting images in trash, but he refuses to upload clips

No, I'm saying that them having rocks that grow in the fucking ground fall in love and have urges feels forced for more girl on girl action, you misunderstand.