Deadpool assembles the X-Force, formed by Domino (Zazie Beets), Bedlam (Terry Crews), Zeitgeist (Bill Skarsgard), Shatterstar (Lewis Tran) and Pete Wisdom (Rob Delaney) to fight Cable, but Bedlam, Zeitgeist, Shatterstar and Wisdom are unexpectedly killed in a botched parachute landing: Shatterstar is shredded by a helicopter, Bedlam lands on a freeway and is run over by a truck, and Zeitgeist is trapped in a woodchipper. Wisdom survives the jump, but gets sprayed by Zeitgeist's acid blood while trying to pull him out. Only Deadpool and Domino survive.
Most important question though does he say chimichanga?
Gabriel Nelson
After credits scene, just him looking at camera. Then he says one word...
Anthony Foster
Wouldn't surprise me a bit if this is true.
Jason Brown
gimme x-23
Luke Murphy
If true, Wisdom deserves better. Excalibur/MI-13 could still be a thing...
Christopher Jenkins
It's confirmed. The full plot leaked.
Jacob Sullivan
Isn’t Shatterstar gay? Isn’t this homophobic?
Juan Gray
I don't know whether i should be laughing or angry.
Christian Martinez
Please be fake
Cooper Walker
I see why people are pissed off.
Angel Sanchez
So I'm guessing that one scene of Terry crews in the second trailer was shot before he got run over
Anthony Lee
It was added in reshoots, so its true nature is unknown.
Evan Campbell
You’re thinking of Northstar.
Nolan Lopez
>wasting Excalibur/X-Statix characters Boooo, I couldn't care less for Bedlam/Shatterstar but those ones suck
Dominic Wood
Deadpool and Domino make a truce with Cable when Rusty Collins (Julian Dennison), the boy that Cable wants to kill and whom Deadpool is determined to save, joins forces with the Juggernaut to go on a rampage. The Juggernaut nearly kills the trio before Colossus (Stefan Kapicic), Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand) and her girlfriend Yuki (Shioli Kutsuna) intervene. They shove a power cable up the Juggernaut's ass and throw him into a pool, where is is electrocuted.
Do they at least kill the fat Indian kid? Please tell me they kill the fat Indian kid?
Austin Nguyen
I really want to like this but the more I read the more stupid it all seems. WHo the fuck is this fire kid? WHy should I give two shits about any of these characters? Why is Domino a black lady? Why did Domino's afro kill a stunt double? Why is Josh Brolin Cable? Why is Vanessa even in this movie because she's just gonna die. This movie seems like reddit and this is the first time I've ever said that about a movie
Cooper Russell
No he's right full homo there are like 6 kiss scenes with him and another guy and at least two implied sex scenes
>WHo the fuck is this fire kid? He kills Cable's wife and daughter in the future.
>WHy should I give two shits about any of these characters? You gotta' watch the movie to find out.
>Why is Domino a black lady? She's actually a highlight.
>Why is Josh Brolin Cable? He's a good actor.
>Why is Vanessa even in this movie because she's just gonna die. To motivate Wade.
Xavier Cox
>You gotta' watch the movie to find out. >0.06 cents has been added to your account.
Anthony Miller
>everyone that isn't American dies
Jose Ortiz
Well, it's true. You gotta' watch a movie to emotionally connect with the characters or not.
Mason Roberts
>Why is Vanessa even in this movie because she's just gonna die Because Deadpool can't have nice things. That's been a thing in his comics since he got his own book.
William Collins
>Of course not. Boo.
Thomas Turner
So it's like reading an issue of New X-Men all over again? I suppose that's better than getting blown up in a school bus.
So going by the leak Deadpool's plot is basically the same as Looper's
William Hill
I loved the magic exploding school bus. It was quite the ride.
Wyatt Peterson
No, he really doesn't.
Julian Rivera
It's supposed to be parodying LOGAN.
Aiden King
Correct.
Ryan Martinez
well they fuck that up. Good Job Reynolds, you killed your golden goose
Brandon Mitchell
I can read a synopsis and fundamentally understand that none of these chucklefucks get any development other than maybe Wade. I'll watch a cam-rip because honestly that's all this movie deserves. SOmeone fucking died in the worst way possible because they were so fucking obsesseed with Diversity. Also having a no name kid be the villain? The fuck were they thinking?
Daniel Cooper
That's actually funny.
Caleb Lewis
It feels like they're adapting Teiri's plot mostly but with Cable taking the place of Kane.
Brandon Sanchez
He's abo, not Indian and how can you not know DP loves kids?
Charles Peterson
>Because Deadpool can't have nice things
Deadpool undoes her death using Cable's time travel device in a post credits scene.
He also kills Hitler, Wolverine Origins Deadpool, and Ryan Reynolds
Samuel Sanchez
That’s just great. My favorite X character Juggy Turned into a literal butt of a joke.
Shatterstar is everythingsexual, but don't tell Rob Liefeld that.
Jaxon Taylor
Instead of mud they should use oil. As if a fight that takes place in an oil factory and QS is right in the middle of the fight? Yeah, that sounds cool. Much better than Negadyke and her disgusting idiotic lesbian bullshit.
Meh, in all honesty and joking aside. Never found the appeal of Deadpool. Too "lol memes" for my taste.
Joseph Campbell
The funny thing is your complaint is a meme
Hunter White
Sounds like something Daniel Way would write.
Adrian Young
Everything is a meme, dumbass. That's the point of memes.
Dylan Hernandez
Look, I love violence and gore, probably too much in movies, video games, and anime, but for some reason just imagining this play out makes me incredibly ill and extremely uncomfortable...
I get it’s supposed to be “funny” and “edgy”, but it just seems incredibly mean spirited and just kind of like an asshole move. And that’s coming from someone who really liked the first one.
So this is 100% confirmed? It just happens? It’s fucking stupid. I wasn’t really anticipating the film to begin with, but now I know to avoid it. I don’t need to pay to feel depressed/bummed out and sick, as I’m already like that most of the time...
I just have exhaustion problems and some mental problems (I promise I wasn’t attention seeking, just admitting that I don’t want to pay for a movie to do something I have happen for free: context), but I appreciate the concern user, it’s nice to have someone ask me that.
I think the major thing that bums me out is I had a blast at the last movie, and even saw it twice with two different groups of friends. It actually got me out of the house into a crowded place.
Now I’ll have to plead my friends not to force me to go, and I can’t explain why due to me not wanting to be an asshole and spoil it for them...
tl;dr this film makes me sadder than I already am.
Cartoons and games actually help quite a bit, stuff like that doesn’t help too much sadly. But thanks for the idea.
How much worse does the film get? Aside from the shitfest OP shared?
Jose Cox
That's what I like to call a poor use of bait and switch. The irony is that in trying to be subversive they are instead recycling ideas by including Dopinder, Negasonic, and Weasel. Double irony in that TJ Miller is now a Hollywood pariah so the rumored Dopinder vs Weasel subplot that is featured heavily here is only gonna draw criticism.
Matthew Sanchez
X-Force is the epitome of 1990's try hard edgy badass, them all getting stupidly killed when setting off on their mission actually sounds perfect and funny
Kevin Watson
I can picture it now. >Deadpool 2 kills the lovable Terry crews but keeps Dickbag TJ miller?
Anthony Jenkins
>Ellis' self-insert character >deserving better than dying like the loser he is
Dominic Gomez
>TJ Miller is now a Hollywood pariah
What did he do?
James Green
I like Terry Crews, not as much as some, but I still feel like this is really harsh... What’s even the point of getting people excited for the X-Force?
Leo Edwards
X-Force's deaths and Juggernaut's role were allegedly some of the main complaints from test-audiences, and there's already new shots of Terry Crews from the reshoots in the trailer, so maybe they ditch the whole thing and come up with something else.
Wyatt Ortiz
And I can assure that's exactly what Ryan Reynolds was thinking. But you and him both made the mistake of thinking that will translate to film. Yeah people will get the gist of the joke, Team of badasses get killed early on incidental but the driving question that will make or vreak this movie is this. >Did you come for action or did you come to laugh?
Christopher Cox
Seriously?
Matthew Brown
They probably shot some new footage for the trailer and test audiences, but are staying true to the original plan.
Henry Morris
I wanted BFR, not this! not this! at least I hope he survive.
Isaac Moore
I don't follow celebrity gossip.
John Cooper
When you think about that it's MORE funny because a stunt woman died during the production of this movie!
If Juggernaut used Rogue's power to absorb Quicksilver's power and held an atom-thin sheet of razor sharp adamantium in front of him while running into the Hulk's neck, would it decapitate the Hulk? Or would the Hulk just get so darn mad that his muscles flex super hard and the blade stop?
Grayson Thompson
He got #metoo with somebody accusing him of both sexually and physically assaulting her during college. Compound that on sending a transphobic slur against a film critic and you got a guy who probably won't be showing up in any mainstream movies for a while.
Robert Martin
Aren't movies magical?
Zachary Cruz
That too. I'm betting the studio is hoping that no one remembers that during the scene.
Alexander Hall
It would decapitate him, but his regeneration would seal the wound up as the sheet passes through his neck, because Hulk wank.
Michael Peterson
He's a raper. A rapey man.
Jason Myers
It's going to go over with X-Force fans about as well as Luke getting killed in TLJ.
Yeah the movie is really going to suffer by offending those two guys.
There's already an "X-Force is lame" joke in the trailer, if those people were going to piss their pants all over the place they'd have done it already.
Evan Roberts
>WHo the fuck is this fire kid?
One of the X-Factor kids from the 80s. Converted to Magnetoism and got murdered by Holocaust.
Ethan Davis
The couldn't use Apocalypse, because they already blew that load with a bad movie.
Gavin Kelly
Ok well if you came to that conclusion why ask the question in the first place? You autistic?
