2016

>2016
>not being married to a dolphin

thejewniverse.com/2015/the-jewish-woman-who-married-a-dolphin-in-eilat/

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why live?

> raping dolphins thinking they will start speaking English

Amerisharts, not even once

she literally cant even have sex with the thing
dolphin sperm travels at a very high velocity because they live underwater, if it were to ejaculate inside her, she would suffer massive internal damage

Worth it

That's a myth.

Is it possible to circumcise dolphins?

Just in case they get male offspring …

If the couple could procreate, would the resulting abomination be jewish?

Remember that each year an estimate 18-24 people are raped to death by dolphins.

She got confused it seems and didn't seem to look past the large nose and cracked laughs

hot

sauce

I want to believe this because it is fucking hilarious, but I'm going to need a source.

>the jewniverse

Why did she do this?
Just to be wacky? To attack the concept of marriage? Attention?

>Current year
>There are people who still don't know about dolphin rape caves

Well she is a Jew. My money's on her trying it and it shooting her head off.

>The jewniverse

>the jewniverse

>thejewniverse

here comes op with his proxies for the reddit screenshot

Fuck off faggot, Im simply amazed by sites name

Sounds hot but I honestly question how the sex thing works.

that is hot,
i did not even prepared myself yet,
no dont cum inside dolphin kun
no no non!
ahhhhhhhhhhhh!
>dolphin proceds to learn english

>samefagging
i like how the proxys are from different country's, nice job

youtube.com/watch?v=Uj8j02ArC_c

this

Fuck off with your autistic analysis, name is hillarious

damn you're really sensitive about having your cover blown
>le include me in da screamshot

Jokes on us, laugh all you want but they are about to create the true master race and we will all go extinct one day as a result.

(Also tempted to marry a dolphin and go on double dates with her and her dolphin and perhaps do a bit swinging.)

Every. Fucking. Time.

MUMMIE

Yes, as long as the mother is Jewish so to is the dolphin offspring. But beastiality is a crime punishable by death by the almighty himself, so it might be stillborn.

If boy they gonna have to sushi the foreskin of the dolphin though, I wonder if it will remember the pain.

GET TEH FUCK OUT MUMMYPOSTER BAN THIS FAGGOT MODS PLS

Well, dolphins are the aryans of the sea.

i like how the only proxy that keeps posting is the last one because he cant go back to the others

youtube.com/watch?v=vfPZu5RbKM0

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mummy like like dolfin lots

I want to fuck a dolphin and have her squeeze every last drop of semen out of me.

you were saying

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wow 500 euros thats alot of money

>Euros
>Changing subject

lad tthat was clearly photoshop
you enjoy your reddit karma faggot

Sure it was, how can you tell?

the pixels
thanks for confirming it, now please never come back

Exactly where Britbong?
Pls point it.

you cna zoom in and see the pixels

>Im wrong so I will pretend I was retarded this whole time

Speak Serbian, Slovakian, Hungarian or whatever your native tongue is on vocaroo.com. Then repeat this sentence. This will prove you aren't a proxyfaggot.

Sure I will, just for you.
Go along with Brit tactic and search for pixels, and stop wasting my time.

You can't. Exposed.

I dont have a fucking mic you tard.
Now go and look for pixels.

EXPOSED PUSSY

There's one easy way to check. Kako si brate Srbine? Jel se ima para za leba?

Naravno da nema, sta me pitas koji kurac

He's not a proxy. If he was, he would have either answered in English or with a yes. Real Serbs can't afford bread.

I never met one but dolphins seem like pretty nice guys.
How powerful are their jaws/teeth?
Are they like dogs? (I.e even tame ones can spaz and bite)
Has a dolphin ever bit anyone? They are predators after all

what did she mean by this

>20.11
absolutely disgusting

They are sadistic killers and rapists. It's no wonder the jewess married one. I don't know if they ever bit anyone (they probably did) but they have raped people to death.

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How can they be good at rape when all their victim has to do is get out of the water.

Plus I bet they have the smallest raping tools

Yeah yeah Ahmed, we know you're better at it.

They don't let you get out of the water and swim faster then you. As for the size of their "tools", I really wouldn't know. Penises do not interest me, be they animal or human.

So, Sup Forums.. would you?

Nobody is falling for it, serb. We all know you got raped by a dolphin. Are there Croatian dolphins

What? Dolphins still fuck each other with penis in vagina, they don't range snipe sperm through the water.

I got banned from Sup Forums for posting that... three times...

How could I have gotten raped by dolphins when we don't have a coast? Checkmate, burger.

I don't know if Croatia has any dolphins but they do have sadistic rapists which is basically the same thing.

worth it?

Dolphin sex is the real red pill. (((They))) don't want others to know about this.

Minus the water.
And minus the dirty dicks.
Also no weird language.

What? They dont?! My whole life is a lie

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underrated

Sort of... If was awesome listening to all the other Sup Forumstards scratching their heads wondering what the fuck they were looking at. Also, dolphins are hot...