Be atheist

>be atheist
>use expressions like "oh my god" and "jesus christ"

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>be christian
>take the lords name in vain
>burn in fiery hell for all of eternity

Here are some problems with believing in god theistfags
iep.utm.edu/pla-thei/
plato.stanford.edu/entries/god-necessary-being/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Problem_of_evil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omnipotence_paradox

Well "Oh My God." has taken a meaning itself, it is instinctual thing to say when I want to communicate a certain level of disbelief in a certain way to someone. Almost like when an old compound word forms a new word and begins to have it's meaning drift.

youtube.com/watch?v=KWreHiN_E-Q

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does this trigger you?

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That's 4 more eternities in hell for you

christian logic

Fedoras hate God, because He doesn't exist, so they use His name.

>be christian
>get triggered by this

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>science is a religion
stale bait

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Of course this comes from a swede.

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I don't get it, does believing in god make you unable to learn science or become an engineer?

Scientism was a mistake.

not what we believe

>LARPagan got banned from cripplechan

better teach 'em early

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>Be Atheist
>Celebrate Christmas

I'm an atheist and I use those expressions simply because I enjoy the butthurt of idiots who get upset at someone taking the lords name in vain.

The butthurt of superstitious religious morons is always satisfying.

are you the pope?

I didnt bother to read the problem of evil but Ill assume its contents. If evil is committed in the world by people out of free will how is it God's problem? If we didnt have the free will to be evil then we wouldnt have free will and THAT would be evil.

>be Christian
>celebrate a pagan holiday

>be Christian
>conquer a pagan holiday and make it about Jesus

This to be honest family

>speak a dialect
>use colloquialisms
unconscionable

Jesus Christ oh my god technically I'm Anglican and I keep my religious beliefs private.

Thunderfoot sucks.

>Claim to like Nazi Germany
>Be from non-white country

>be orthodox Greek
>be Christian american
>be Muslim/Christian Albanian
>be Muslim/Christian Slav
>when swearing to god in your language you are swearing in the name of a pagan god,thus making heresy,thus you burn in hell

kek'd

oh yeah more like
>be Christian
>believe virtually everyone is in heaven because everyone does what is in their best interest and therefore what they believe is good

>so they use His name.
God is not His name, faggot.

Faggot go back to prepping bulls.

>implying Jesus is not God

Cringy but true

This board has gone to shit.

In regards to the whole atheist vs Christian thing. I'm basically Agnostic but Christianity is clearly the more rational choice between the two.

Just from my observations of life, every atheist I have ever met has been completely and totally wrong about literally everything of any consequence in life. They have all been unhappy, poorly adjusted, angry people. They tend to have really stupid, irrational and unscientific opinions on things. They tend to believe in every wrong headed bad idea (feminism, homosexuality, liberalism, drug use, transgenderism, just being a piece of shit in general). They just suck and their opinions are shit.

Conversely most Christians I know have a solid understanding of what life is about, they tend to be well adjusted. They tend to have sane, rational opinions on most social issues. And they are generally decent people.

On the actual God question itself there is no evidence either way. But you have one group who is always wrong about literally everything else and one group who is always right about literally everything else. So from a rational perspective I can say that Christians are probably correct and atheists are probably wrong.

I can't into the God/religion stuff personally but I totally get why somebody would.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2uUovjd7eMo

Really makes you think doesn't it.

youtube.com/watch?v=JedcoT_wwjc

Those have become so normalized in language at this point that it doesn't really say anything about your religious affiliation, anymore.

Are you telling me I can't use these expressions? But I'm free to do so. I use it along other expressions such as "holy shit" and "for fuck's sake". As you can see one doesn't need to believe in bullshit to say "bullshit".

>be christcuck
>chimp out and force your stupid sandnigger religion on the entire planet
>force it to the point where your god's name becomes an every day expression of surprise
>get triggered when someone uses it who isn't a (((God fearing Christian)))

Unintelligent frog enthusiast

I tip my hat to you sir, I tip my fedora to you.
And in this moment, I am euphoric. You, my friend, are a gentleman and a scholar. Here is an upvote, good sir.

>I AM SILLY

>be autist
>chimp out when atheists say my god and jesus christ

>Atheists getting this rustled over a simple jab

Thanks for demonstrating how unhappy your lives are once again.