Perfect Record

Post in this thread if your nation has NEVER lost a war. If you've never been in a war it doesn't count. All other losers GTFO

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Portugal_(1807)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Independence_of_Brazil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_and_the_Iraq_War
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>Somali civil war

You lost your entire airborne regiment leaftard

If you kill your enemy he wins

We burned Yorktown and destroyed "free Canada" with the Brits in the hunters lodge rebellions to take back THE QUEENS clay. You belong to the crown, not Canada. Get cucked you imperial governate. How's Viceroy Dude weed you fcking loyalist.

>this C9 is heavy
>they won't even give us ammo
>it's hot
>I should have broken these boots in
>I wish I was back home shitposting

Cucks will say America lost the Vietnam war. Vietnam and France lost the Vietnam War. America just sent troops to die in the jungle in an attempt to help Vietnam win against a commie revolution

Cucks are the reason us lost the vietnam war

We never lost a war for 2000 years. Won against the Roman Empire dozens of times, then against the Mongols and Turks and other idiots and Saxons and Swedes. Most recently we won agains the French two times and against Russia both times too.

Lost of us fought in Nam in the French Foreign legion from 1945 to 1954.

Nice bait

Except you were unequivocally BTFO twice in the early 20th century and are now literally the laughing stock of Europe

At least it's not Canada.

step aside bitches, brazil has arrived

>a wild northern European cuck appears

>t. North American cuck

Debt to the U.S.
>canada
$8042807.00
>uk
$56 billion
>vietnam
$25 billion plus trade costs
>mexico
$18 billion plus tariffs
>Kenya
$6 billion
>panama
$1.3 billion
>iraq
$17 billion plus contracts
>afghanistan
$3 billion plus contracts

We've never lost a war yet.
Pay up niggers.

That is true Randy, however if you don't thnk the Americans could crush us in a week in todays day and age, you are sadly mistaken. The Montana militia has more active soldiers than the Canadian Army. If the U.S. wanted to, they could just start crossing the border and droves without firing a shot, and we'd be powerless to stop them........Quit sticking your finger in the Eagles eye......15% of the people living in my major Canadian city are American citizens. Stats are probably similar for yours.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Brazil

Debt to china
>USA
$1.185 trillion

you owe the chinks 66% of every dollar in your country

>inb4 t. wong chang

feels kinda good

FPBP

hello

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>tfw your illegitimate american puppet republics only military action has been losing soldiers in afghanistan and then crying about how mean these terrorist people are

China has been an ally since Jefferson established asian trade routes and fucked the Crown.

Are you dense?

Your boss will be an American waving a Chinese-made flag, FOREVER.

Meh. You fight or invade 90% of the planet you have a couple of bad days. Pic related, countries in white we didn't fight.

>implying America has right to talk about paying denbts

What country can post in this thread? Almost every country has lost a war, even if it wasn't big

Henry IV uses to campaign against Lithuanias where Belarus is now...

>loosing a battle = loosing the war
>Amerilard education

Canada apparently lost:

Russian Civil War
ArmenianAzerbaijani War
Somali Civil War
Some ceacefires are also there

If you lose them due to "war crimes" committed by them, does it count?

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We technically havent lost a war tho, we even btfo'd the portugese once

>Hurr evrybody owes us munnies!!1!!
you owe china more
>ya but they re our greatest ally

lets just fuck up Mongolians day so we can make asia all red. We need some British ocd to be satisfied

>get dragged into a war last second against your will
>thinks they won the war

Can't laugh enough.

>a battle is a war

TECHNICALLY we didn't lose WWII

as I recall Charlemagne kicked your Hun asses relentlessly in the 1000's

this map makes incredibly tenuous connections btw

We didn't lose them, the regiment was disbanded but the men who served in it went elsewhere. It was the 90's lots of regiments (mostly reserves) got disbanded.

ethiopian war

800 vs 800 and only 15 died in action. How the fuck was it even won and what shitty guns were being used? Did canacucks run away?

>canada
$8042807.00

$8 Million? So Canada can pay that off in an afternoon?

party of WWII

It's spelled as 'losing' you fucking moron.

You left out the part where the Irish started drinking and decided they would fight each other instead of Canada.

And 1812

We won every single war

Never Lost a War

AMA

Yes. War rules are bullshit; there are no rules in a fight to the death. Accusing the other side of cheating doesn't nullify your loss.

>War of 1812

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hey Juan, say it in English next time

You guys won a war against Somalia?

Wouldn't it be less embarrassing to not brag about it?

What the fuck?

> vietnam
> afganistan
No, never. Here on the other hand ...

We once conquered you in 11 days

>Napoleon ordered Junot to commence the invasion, with the cooperation of three divisions from the Kingdom of Spain.

>Paralyzed by fear and indecision, the Portuguese authorities offered no resistance. Junot occupied Lisbon on 30 November 1807 to find that John and many of the leading families had left for Brazil aboard the Portuguese fleet.

>The French quickly occupied the entire country and appropriated or disbanded the Portuguese army.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Portugal_(1807)

Brits liberated you a year later, but if getting liberated negates defeat then France won WW2

Vietnam?
Korean war?
War on "terror" ?

how do you lose a war when war was never declared in the first place? So in your logic America lost hard against Colombia in the drug war.

You made the exact same typo twice? Nice try.

Why are Americans so easily butthurt and insecure? I never see anyone as angry as burgerbois. I guess i'd be mad too if i lost to rice farmers, joined ww2 extremely late then took credit for winning the war, and can't even win a war against shitskins by themselves.

see:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Independence_of_Brazil

you fought it with us dude

>Here on the other hand

Yet we aren't bragging about it... Why do you think that is?

Cucks are the reason why Germany lost.

AMERICA FOUGHT A BATTLE AGAINST NOBODY IN WW2 AND SUFFERED ALMOST 3,000 CASUALTIES KEK

>we

You haven't done shit in your miserable life. Must feel good to roleplay as your nation as it gives you a sense of superiority in your miserable life.

CHECKED!

No we didn't

We don't consider "Peacekeeping" real wars. Only cowards try to stop monkeys from killing themselves.

Ireland and Canada BTFO.

america proving it's military superiority again.

I... I mean, we feel really bad for you...

Greatest victory of all time!

Also, we technically lost as a participant in the Russian Civil War; even though all we did was hang around Vladivostok and set up a bank before heading home.

lel

>implying Canada has ever done anything of significance.
If it weren't for your proximity to us absolutely no one would give a single shit about your country other than that one little Dutch town that we let you liberate.

Then why are you positing OP? The British have lost plenty of wars.

And if you mean Canada the country, you've only been sovereign, since what, 1982?

In either case, you've either lost wars, or never actually fought in one.

>stuttering

I feel bad for you too man. It's almost as pitiful as the "we wuz kangz". You're nobody, bud. Do something with yourself instead of clinging to the accomplishments of others.

SELVA

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>we

Leaf, have you ever heard of an American bragging about Somalia? I think it's safe to speak for the rest on that one. Sorry your mom is late with the tendies, but you should get a snickers or something.

Pic related... It's something you'll never be.

>Brazil
>military

Sorry but killing niggers in some fevela does not count as war.
>US BTFO everyone in every battle
>this meme gets posted
It's like you don't know about booby traps. The Aussies did the same thing when they left Gallipoli. Most of Afghanistan casualties were from IEDs the terrorists planted and then ran off.

>mfw USA got cuckolded by Iran in 1979 and did nothing about it

Most Americans don't even know where Somalia is. The only wars i hear Americans brag about is... well none. You lost in vietnam, you lost in iraq/afghanistan while going trillions in debt. You guys joined ww2 late, then claimed to do the work. I mean it's sad considering you have the best tech, and still lose to rice farmers hiding in little holes.

>Be leaf
>Start perfect record thread
>Realize you have never had a real challenge
>Brag about Somalian operation
>Realize you didn't win that one either
>W-well... Iran!

Black Cock Down says that the US lost in Somalia. Quit leafwashing your disgraces, starzanstripez.

I think our independence war 1918-1920 qualifies. We got quite lucky, with the russians nicely in chaos because of civil war, and British and Finnish aid. In the final stretch of warfare november-december 1919 we had 85000 men against russian red and our traitor 160000 and the communists couldn't break through. At the same time baltic-germans were also trying to carve out their own duchy and got BTFO hard in the summer in Latvia with our help.
It truly was a time of heroes. Pity the world went to shit only 10 years after.

Last time I checked, Canada was also in Iraq and Afghanistan. What a fucking idiot you are...

sup.

>Lost the Iraq War?
We completely obliterated the Iraqi military in 2 months

Trying to get sandniggers to act rational, well that is a different story.

Aww you mad burgerboi?

You type like a woman with your passive-aggressive remarks.

Last time i checked, Canada was never actually in Iraq, dumb fuck. Last time i checked, Murrica led the invasion and had the most troops stationed in both countries. Take some insulin burgerboi , you're getting loopy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_and_the_Iraq_War

> About a hundred Canadian exchange officers, on exchange to American units, participated in the invasion of Iraq.[2] It has been reported that Canadian troops in the region numbered fewer than only three other participating countries.


Reminds me of someone who says "If I didn't vote, I wouldn't be able to say anything about the results!"

Never lost independece.

You know, countries that lose WARS cease to exist, at least for a while, like happened to Estonia or Germany.

Conflicts like Iraq and Vietnam etc are not WARS to others than those countries themselves.

>A FUCKING LEAF

Also, you type like an angry Chinamen. Wouldn't be surprised if you are trying to remove our hat...

Oh fuck off. It took you years to get into Afghanistan, where the rest of our militia were actually fighting.

Lol syrup, you are trying too hard. Jealousy is an ugly color. Weird when the leaves change in fall, huh?

We won Vietnam but South Vietnam was invaded when democrats took power
The Korean War is still active, it's just a cease fire.
>9-11 never forget
Also the war on drugs is lost

Facts are facts..... And this thread is shit and done with.

It's not like we are talking with Actual Canadians™ anyways ... Don't trip Actual Canadians™, Americans love you.