>Thor: "Who the hell are you guys?" >Starlord: "We are the Guardians of the Galaxy, but you're probably more familiar with my name, Starlord...." >Thor: "Who?" >Starlord: "Again? REALLY?!?!"
>Tony Stark: No offense, spaceboy, but we don't need help from you and your pet raccoon. >Rocket: I am not a raccoon. >Starlord: That raccoon just saved your ass, metal mouth. >Rocket: I AM NOT A RACCOON!
>Spider-Man: oh my god, dude! Is that Captain America? Dude, dude... is that Black Panther??? Holy... dude, dude... is that... is that Hulk??? Hooooooooly >Starlord: Ahem >Spider-Man: ... Who are you?
>Iron Man and Dr Strange say something really obvious >Wong: No shit Sherlock >Camera pans to both in a confused look >Audience burst to laughs
>Tony: I'm Iron Man. >Drax: You are not, you are only flesh. >Black Widow: I'm Black Widow. >Drax: You are not black, but I grieve for your lost husband. >Dr. Strange: I'm Dr. Strange. >Drax: You seem quite normal for a human. >Thor: I am Thor. >Drax: I'm sorry you are in pain. >Hulk: I am Hulk. >Drax: Yes.
>Hulk: I am Hulk. >Drax: Yes. unironically kino and proof that marvel still has it
Jacob Morales
>Thor: I am Thor. >Drax: I'm sorry you are in pain. >Hulk: I am Hulk. >Drax: Yes. Real or not, they better use Drax for the crossovers as much as possible.
Christian Allen
I don't get it.
Evan Young
>Thor: "Who the hell are you guys?" >Starlord: "We are the Guardians of the Galaxy, but you're probably more familiar with my name, Starlord...." >Thor: "Who?" >Starlord: "Again? REALLY?!?!"
OP how come you never got butthurt when the DnA GotG comic did the same "Who?" running gag.
I think Wong & Drax would get along faboulously. Too bad they probably won’t interact with one another. I would like to see Thor give Strange a big hug & thanks him for his help, with Loki sneering in the background.
Angel Wright
Who's the crouching guy in the middle?
Daniel Rodriguez
It's a coin toss. Mouseketeers' SJWs might not due to being aware of MCU Drax. Others - hell yes.
Daniel Johnson
Thats all i want
Gabriel Rivera
>Iron Man and Dr Strange say something really obvious >Wong: No shit Sherlock >Camera pans to both in a confused look >Audience burst to laughs Well now I need this to happen.
Josiah Cook
I wasn't sure if you intended these to be bad, because most of them are pretty funny.
Bentley Adams
Terrible dialogue.
Thank god this is fake.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Because Sup Forums doesn't read comics.
Michael Rivera
Spider-Man: That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you? Thanos: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Luis Garcia
Spoilers for you guys, but the joke here is that he's making fun of low-hanging fruit in Marvel dialogue, not that he seriously thinks these are funny.
Jose Harris
>Thanos: When I'm done half of humanity will still exist >Spider-man: Jews, blacks and arabs first... wait no, they're not humans. No deal!
Russos consulted Raimi for that one.
Carson Davis
Wow these are all dumb! Which means even dumber quips are gonna be in there.
Robert Downie Jr was Sherlock Holmes in two movies released in 2011. Benedict Cucumber is Sherlock Holmes in the current Sherlock Holmes BBC TV series.
Noah Robinson
hahahahaha i love marvel
Bentley Miller
For over six months now I've been in pre-rage mode over how Rocket and Stark might interact. I may leave the theater if it happens. I can't deal with it. I'm not going to stand for it.
Adrian White
You'll laugh along with the rest of the theater, don't lie to yourself. And I really doubt they're going to quip, I'm sure that without Gunn's involvement, these characters will be funny but not grating.
Nathan Flores
ironic humor is lame. OP is laaaaame
Logan Baker
lel this but >implying op isn't a crossboarder from Sup Forums
It the wicked, smart, and sometimes even nihilistic sense of humor that bring me back to these movies. Not only that but the movies are about family and thats what is really important.
>Final fight vs Thanos >He has the completed Gauntlet, Avengers getting wrecked >Spiderman: "Hey you guys remember that really old documentary? Where those guys flew the plane into that building?"
Jesus, was letting Raimi back onboard as excec producer really such a good idea?
>Thanos: You have failed, Avengers... now half of your species pays the price! >Spider-Man: Hey! Dude, can you just, like, murder all of Africa? I mean let's be honest guys, it'd basically be a mercy killing. And just like everyone in China? They're even more bug-people than me! Is that you over half already? Can you take out all the muslims and beaners too? Oh god! I almost forgot, dude, purple dude, my man, take the jews too! That's you at like 90% of this planet genocided by now, so you can take a like 40% break on your next one, thanks man!
I mean I know his writing style is a little outdated but it was a clever solution to Thanos being unbeatable
Holy fuck marvel isn't funny when will people realize this
Carson Parker
Sup Forums is filled with women so...
Christian King
Kino
Gavin Ward
>It helps if you read it in their respective voices and intonation... by a little. But there’s a reason why resistors are not writing for the MCU. >resistors
lmao
Eli Reyes
Shuri: Do you like what you have seen of Wakanda.
Wanda: Take the K out of the middle and I might warm to it.
Carter Turner
> Thanos makes Wong appear next to himself using the gauntlet.
> "Two Wongs still isn't right" Thanos quips.
William Thompson
>not MY species
Jose Gomez
>They think OP is serious >Some of them genuinely like some of OP's shitty jokes >The ones that don't you know they would eat it if it was in the movies.
The state of MCUfags.
Andrew Nelson
Raimi is too good
Brandon Sanders
>After the quip the credits roll >Credit scene is pic related
>The Guardians arrive in the ruins of Xandar. >STAR-LORD: Groot, put that videogame away. I don't wanna have to tell you twice. >GROOT: I am Groot. >STAR-LORD: Whoa! Language!
>The Guardians find Thor adrift in space. >STAR-LORD: Who is this dude? >DRAX: This is not a dude. You are a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man. >GAMORA: His muscles look like they're made of Xandarian steel. >STAR-LORD: Okay, stop massaging his muscles!
>Iron Man confronts Thanos' spaceship in NYC. >STARK: You can't park here, buddy. Earth is closed today. Take your tractor beam and skedaddle.
>Banner can't Hulk out to help Stark and Doctor Strange fight Thanos' forces. >STARK: Come on, Bruce. Don't embarass me in front of the wizard.
>Spider-Man and Strange meet. >PARKER: I'm Peter, by the way. >STRANGE: Dr. Strange. >PARKER: Oh, we're using our made-up names? In that case, I am Spider-Man.
>Stark and Star-Lord meet. >STAR-LORD: Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks. So let me do the planning, and it might be really good.
>Falcon and Bucky reunite in Wakanda. >FALCON: I just want to make sure you’re not going to snap and try to kill everybody if someone says "baloney sandwich." >BUCKY: Not "baloney." >FALCON: Eggplant? Muay Thai? Rancho Cucamonga?... I still hate you.
>Rocket and Bucky meet in battle. >ROCKET: How much for the gun? >BUCKY: It's not for sale. >ROCKET: What about the arm? The arm?
>Captain America and Thor reunite after five years in the middle of a battle. >CAP: Short hair now? Good choice. >THOR: You too. The beard. Very rugged.
>Sup Forums research whew boy they really dont know us do they?
Luis Powell
>Avengers 5 ends >after credits scene starts >Bucky, the new Captain America, is on the new helicarrier >he's sleeping in his heliroom >lightning strikes in the distance, bucky jolts awake >the room is dark >lightning strikes again, illuminating a figure in the background >it's david hasslehoff >he's white nick fury >"We have a problem, Bucky. It's the skrulls." >gunshot goes off >white nick fury falls over dead >bucky's holding the trigger >"I know" >Bucky's a skrull
Oliver Sullivan
I think this made me laugh more than any joke in this thread.
Wyatt James
Where is the source
Brandon White
Trailers, clips and set reports.
Carson Thompson
I still think it Civil War would be better if cap threw the shield at him and he replied:
>"did you just throw a ginormous frisbee at me? the fuck..." >"im supposed to be a spider, not a dog"
That was the worst thing I have ever read on Sup Forums. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Gabriel Martin
>Rocket and Bucky meet in battle. >ROCKET: How much for the gun? >BUCKY: It's not for sale. >ROCKET: What about the arm? The arm?
Spergs wanted this to happen after Winter Soldier came out and the writers went and listened to the fans' shitty jokes, wow.
The trailer, the Thor meets the Guardians clip in that Kid's choice award, and an EW article that had a set report.
Zachary Stewart
>Thanos wrecks Ant-Man >Ant-Man: Does anybody have any orange slices? >Starlord: I don't have any orange slices. Let me check. DRAX DO YOU HAVE ANY ORANGE SLICES? Where do they get this material?
Luis Ward
>*Portal opens, and Thanos walks right into Earth* >Queue stock cheering and applause like in a Married with Children episode
Isaac Clark
Because the comics version is so OP it requires enormous jobbing from Thanos to lose.
Eli Taylor
In the comics Galactus and other villains fight him because he's too stronk. Not gonna happen in IW because fox owns Galactus
