Friendly reminder Marvel PAYS Claremont to NOT WRITE for them or anyone else

Friendly reminder Marvel PAYS Claremont to NOT WRITE for them or anyone else.

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I wish I was paid to not inject my demented fetishes into everything

Claremont is like older uncle that shows you the good porn and teaches you to use roofies on other people

If only Chris Claremont was writing X-men during the age of the Internet. Then shit would've been real good.

Lads, never forget, comic pros know the big bucks role in when you insert your depraved fetishes into your creations.
Wooooo boy, I can't wait to show the world what I'm cooking up.

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>Ywn be so based people pay you to not work

How does he do it?

Middle is perfect

He's doing a backup story in X-Men Gold.

Pretty sure Chico negotiates on his behalf
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>Marvel has a hot new elastic superheroine
>Flex Mentallo, Black Canary, Vixen, and Lobo have all canonically inflated before she has

When is Kamala's inflation cherry gonna be popped bros

Reminder that it's not because of his fetishes, but because he's been a garbage writer for 15 some years. And I'm not even entirely sure if it's just his writing that decayed or if his style just doesn't do it anymore.

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i think he burned out
but from time you still see glimpses of greatness

xmen:the end and the excalibur House of M tie in were great

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Such negotiating talents

There's no way claremont has even half the fetishes he's written about.

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You'd be surprised.

I could believe he's into centaurs, a lot of people are, myself included to a degree.

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tfw Claremont fattened up Kitty, Karma, Meggan, and Emma

He started writing 4 years before the Usenet was created, you could probably find old threads about him.

pics?

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Emma

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Another Meggan.

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BASED.

On another note, I fucking miss the 2004-debuted, 2000s-era X-costumes seen in the Emma pic. They were so damn sleek and complimented each other well while being iconic to each character that wore them.

one of hte first comics I ever owned

i would constantly jerk off to this as a kid

any excuse to post this
>puff!

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This bitch appears in THE BOYS

Shapeshifter, not just elastic.

What the hell is going on in this pic?

alien degens invade somewhere in england and excalibur forms to fight them off so the aliens turn them into fetish stuff

>pheonix force defeated by fat pride

>Large Lois Lane
Be still my throbbing cock

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Not big enough.

>tfw we can go even further beyond

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If she really is that big, all they would have to do is have her go diamond and carve a bit off every month then keep her eating to make more. Now we know how they can afford the mansion, uniforms, and technology.

>Jean universally BTFO

that was jean's alt universe daughter, which makes it even creepier

>all they would have to do is have her go diamond and carve a bit off every month then keep her eating to make more
That's not how economics work, user.

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WHY CAN'T I HAVE A FAT FETISH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
living in the US with a fat fetish must be fucking paradise

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>living in the US with a fat fetish must be fucking paradise
That's not how it works here, user. I wish it was, but it isn't.

>tfw meet cute chubby gril at party
>tfw get her out of her industrially reinforced yoga pants
>tfw no delicious curves
>only flesh-colored cottage cheese

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I love super-dickery behavior towards Jimmy and Lois.

look for chubbies with an active lifestyle
girls who are chub because they never move always have cottage cheese skin

unfortunately that's just how women's skin works, user

it's gross but that's why you're disgusting for having such a shit fetish

I like this fetish, what's it called? Cheeting your hot girlfriend with someone uglier? It's not cucking, because the characters feel pain

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Hah. I fucking wish. Truth be told, fat women are an absolute bane
>they posses an unwarranted amount of ego for some odd reason, thinking themselves as god's gift to earth
>they delude themselves into thinking they're healthy as their size despite evidence proving the contrary
>they don't want to be seen as a fetish, yet are quick to join fat fetish dating sites
>90% look like every tumblr women trope out there
On top of all of this they have more neuroses than a Steven Universe character, and have the emotional constitution of a soap bubble.

Why not just fuck and chuck then?

pre-made fat girls are usually a bad choice
gotta find thin or plump ones and fatten them up for the best results

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How dare you, sir. My fetish is impreg, the true patrician fetish. As such I'm drawn to wide hips, muscular legs and trim waists.

Mostly true
Plus ya know they're fat so ew

I don't have a choice in what makes my dick hard.

That's not Jean you casual retard

She could still shift her shape to appear fat, perhaps for an undercover job

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Why did he never fatten up Rogue?

didnt she absorb the blobs powers?

it doesnt necessarily mean shed be fat, only that her body would be a lot more dense
blob choses to be fat to get the most out of it

No clue.
No.
No. The fat is part of Blob’s powers. You’re just thinking of how it was adapted in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

All these redhead bitches look alike anyway. The only one that was ever worth a damn was the spiky one.