Bolivian AMA

I'm a Bolivian, i have nothing to do for the moment and im kinda bored AMA i guess.

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Life in Bolivia or life in America. Pick One

What happens in Bolivia?

I literally know nothing about your country, Educate me, bolivianon

In Bolivia life is cheap as hell, there's no niggers (or very few, haven't seen one in my life) and SJW's movements are almost non-existent
In america you can make more money more easily, but you have to deal with resented spics, nogs and SJW's but you could easily move to a super comfy white neighborhood/town and the standards of living in the US are way better.

In that matter i'd pick america.

Do you work with cocaine? Or do you know anybody who does?

There's three kinds of people, collas (they come from the mountains, mostly indians) chapacos (can be mixed or white, really chill, they're bros) and cambas (from the plains, mostly mixed or white) cambas and collas are always fighting for whatever shit happened and chapacos are out there drinking.
Literally its been like that since we became independent.

Does your government control and finances the mass exodus towards my country?

Nope, but i know quite a few people who sell weed.
Actually a funny story is that the first time i ever came in contact with cocaine was in a trip to mexico.

You're sadly getting the worst my country has to offer, I apologize for that matter.
The mass "exodus" occurs because the government neglects isolated communities, they give them some money so they vote for them and then forget about them. So i'd say the kinda do.

Are you white?

Any Sup Forums-related happenings in Bolivia lately?

Is there a noteworthy Bolivian nationalism movement/party?

Can you get high off of cocaine leaves by chewing it like tobacco?

Mate Bolivia is the most backwards country in South America

Did you ever hear about this guy?

If I as a white American want to get away from modern bullshit can I go live in a hut in the mountains?

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>Are you white?
I'm, i actually live in one of the few mostly white neighborhoods in my city
>Any Sup Forums-related happenings in Bolivia lately?
Right now? A general drought in the country that's really affecting the nation's capital, coincidentally just after the capital's water company was bought by the government and they put an indian in charge because muh racism.
>Is there a noteworthy Bolivian nationalism movement/party?
The ruling party aims for nationalism, but for indigenist nationalism, literally that means they want whitey out, but they kinda know if whites leave things won't look so good for the country.
An actual nationalist party would be Unidad Nacional (national unity) wich aims for a national identity rather than and ethnic one.

>A general drought in the country that's really affecting the nation's capital,
wait a minute

isn't this the plot of Quantum of Solace?

Are you white?

Any Sup Forums-related happenings in Colombia lately?

Is there a noteworthy Colombian nationalism movement/party?

I heard that last year evo lost the refferendum which he would use to get re-elected forever.

has he acepted the result or he will just re-elect himself like chavez did?

when are you getting rid of the socialism meme given the results yielded in other countries like Venezuela?

Whats your favourite other nation in south america?

Why havent you killed yourself?

Chewing on any of those sweet coca leaves at the moment?

Wasnt there some plains people whites making noise about secession a few years back?

Nope, they kinda make your mouth and tongue feel numb and keep you awake.
Then why i see so many colombians moving here?
Yep, they made quite a big deal about him, you can come here, there are HUGE communities of german menonites all around the country, so you could join them i guess,you'll just need to convert. I'd recommend the valley area for you, not too hot nor cold and barely populated.

sux.
Good your government is taking control of the infrastructure though. Having private water companies is retarded.

Do you drink that tea made of coca leaves?

How are gun laws in Bolivia? What do you think about civilians with firearms?

How is the freedom of speech there?

What is your opinion about Evo Morales?

Do you want some ocean?

Haven't watched it lol.
He and his party are trying their hardest to continue ruling, he recently said he's "not prepared" to go step back from the presidency.
I really would like we get rid of it by the next election
Uruguay, been there many times, beautiful people and beautiful country all around.
Nope, only tried them once out of curiosity, yep those whites are called cambas, they're from the plain, im actually one lol, I remember the government branded us a "literal nazis" for wanting to secede when it had no ethnic reasons behind it.

My dad is Bolivian (Cochabambino), many here in the DM(V), sup mate

Is there food in Bolivia? Can people read?

Why do you keep bitching about the ocean, given that you lost fair and square?
Also, when will Evo fuck off and die?

Do you like football?

Can you speak quechua?

Why do you keep voting for commies?

Do you like fast food?

What the fuck is Bolivia? Some kind of cold meat?

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What life like along the Bolivian coastline like? Does your navy do a good job of protecting it?

Our sucks at it, hope your's is better.

>Do you drink that tea made of coca leaves?
Nope, i tried it once when i got altitude sickness when i traveled to the capital, its delicious

>How are gun laws in Bolivia? What do you think about civilians with firearms?
Somewhat lax, you need some permits to won firearms but they ain't hard to get unless you're a criminal, few people have guns tho, I really don't care much about civilians with firearms. I own two atm.

>How is the freedom of speech there?
Somewhat good, sometimes the government makes a big deal about the opposition but they never actually censored anything, they bought two TV channel tho, those channels trasnmit the most blatant propaganda i've seen

>What is your opinion about Evo Morales?
He ain't that bad honestly, I don't support him because he's against most of my interests and my state's ones.

Hello neighbour.

What nationalism are you talking about, we are barely a real country.

The only Happening what the government's defeat in the peace agreement referendum in October which was similar to Brexit

Same, my dad is a Cochabambino, my moms from La Paz

Some of the only good things about Bolivia is how they have great landscapes and eat mostly meat and potatoes. The high altitude is rough as shit but you get used to it.

Can't eat a lot of greens or drink much of the water though, its not sanitized, last time i went I drank the water and couldn't stop shitting for 3 days.

your country seems chill as fuck, i want to visit

I live very deep into the country, hundreds of km from the coast, so I don't really care.
Sup, are there many bolivians in the states? Have you tried pique macho? Best bolivian dish by far.
Its the government and resented indians that care that much honestly, I accept we lost that war and its rightful chilean land now.
>Do you like football?
I used to be in my school's and University team, i support my country in every match even tho i know it's probable they'll lose.

>Can you speak quechua?
Only spanish and English
>Why do you keep voting for commies?
It's mostly the natives who wants gibs, wich the govt gives them, i always vote opposition

>Do you like fast food?
I just ate Whopper.
Its amazing m8 we have the best beaches in the world!

Why don't you start a war with Chile?

Feel free to visit any time m8, just avoid the outer parts of the cities.
We would lose, they have way better equipment and numbers atm.

Any spanish descend in your country? Is Bolivia 100% native?

>atm
And throughout history. Tell me all about Chile. How do I woo her to be my ally?

You already are our ally, you helped us before with peruvians and bolivians, and we had your back with the Falklands, truly our greatest ally :3

I'm from spanish descent.
The racial makeup in the last census was about: 50% native, 30% mixed, 15% white and 5% others like blacks, arabs, asians etc.

Are bolivian girls hot like colombian girls?

You and Chile are allies already, ask the Argies about it

how ignorant

What's the deal with the fucking top hats?

From what I know, they all came to the DC/VA area in 80s. Bro I know all about it, there's a restaurant here pure Bolivian, Charque and Saltenas my fav. We roll deep here haha

You're already allies m8, if you want to conquer My country you could leave it to the chileans alone, I don't doubt they could pull it off.
100% pure indians? Nah, mixed and white girls look loke the ones from your country.
They also like brazilians here.

>I'm from spanish descent.
But by how much? Obama can say he's of anglo descent, but that doesn't make him white.

>They also like brazilians here.
pls send qt mixed bolivian gf

BTW why not negotiate some land from Peru to make a railway to the sea so you can send products and improve trade?

for the top keks

About 75% and 25% italian
Most of my family got here from spain at the turn of the century, both dad's parents were spaniards, so my moms dad, my grandma's from moms side is descended from italian immigrants.

when your family is gonna leave my country?

I also never Understood the deal with that lol.
I think the govt was trying to deal some land with peru for that reason, idk how that ended.

What are the tribal divisions in the country like?

Why didnt they take Pinochets deal to get land access to the sea?

How rare are native qts

Why do the women there not seem to age well?

Why did boliva turn out so badly compared to the rest of the spanish colonies

So you're saying you have no indian blood at all?

>Why did boliva turn out so badly compared to the rest of the spanish colonies
Shit tier geography. Lack of ocean access. Most importantly, one of the highest proportions of indio mudbloods in latin america. Probably only "beaten" by the squatemalans.

>part Italian

I read some stuff about South American immigration.
Everything south of Brazil is truly WOPPED.COM

>Shit tier geography. Lack of ocean access. Most importantly, one of the highest proportions of indio mudbloods in latin america

But that hasnt always been the case, for awhile they were one of the largest countries there and had plenty of ocean to go around.

Any idea on why it had less peninsulares?

Do you poo on the street?

ME QUIEREN AGITAR
ME INCITAN A GRITAR
SOY COMO UNA ROCA
PALABRAS NO ME TOCAN

Take care of your fucking indians bro

>What are the tribal divisions in the country like?
At least we don't have abbos here m8, indians behave a little bit better
>Why didnt they take Pinochets deal to get land access to the sea?
i-i didn't know about that, what deal?
>How rare are native qts
Natives? Pretty common, qt's? Very rare
>Why do the women there not seem to age well?
That's a problem all of Latin America has, but yeah its more prominent here, i guess it has to do with genetics and shitty lifestyle/diet
>Why did boliva turn out so badly compared to the rest of the spanish colonies
Too much corruption, the country is 50% native and they are incredible resented against whites and cry muh racism all the time, many people aren't very patriotic and don't really care about the well being of the nation.
yep, unless my parents lied to me, but all my grandparents looked very white soo I doubt it.

When you quit bitching about the falklands.

Is Lineras as big of a douche as he seems? Do you get sick of salteñas? I wouldn't.

It was somethin like ocean acces for some of your natural gas and land, or something like that and your "leaders" turned it down, and now we have the mess we have

In a threat about Bolivia yesterday some Bolivian user said that people from Santa Cruz de la Sierre love Brazilians. Is this true? Because if it is, it's really one-sided, most Brazilians don't give much thought about Bolivia at all.

If Chile gave you guys access to the ocean, shit there would be cheaper.

tfw always wanted to visit but would probably get mugged/killed

>How rare are native qts
They are not Abo-level but still they're really not attractive

>At least we don't have abbos here m8, indians behave a little bit better

Is there only one unified indian group or do they all fight amoungst each other?

>Natives? Pretty common, qt's? Very rare

Have you ever been with a native qt ?

>Too much corruption, the country is 50% native and they are incredible resented against whites and cry muh racism all the time, many people aren't very patriotic and don't really care about the well being of the nation.

Is there still much resentment towards whites and westerners?

why do you post this shit on Sup Forums?

Explain this.

el unico boliviano en todo el pais con acceso a internet y me lo vengo a encontrar en Sup Forums!

Because OP is a fag.

Why does everybody knows that we can kick their ass?

It's not as funny if they see it coming.

I fucked a milf from bolivia a few dozen times.

He's very dickish to people, ironically to Indians mostly since his party is very proindian.
I wouldn't never get tired of salteñas

Why is your flag so fucking gay?

>Is there only one unified indian group or do they all fight amoungst each other?
There's many, but most are small like a few hundred people, two groups are huge, in the millions in size
>Have you ever been with a native qt ?
I've been with two, they had ok bodies but not really good faces, they were easy as hell.
>Is there still much resentment towards whites and westerners?
Quite some, they're not that open about it, but if you interact with them you can see theres some resentment towards whites.
What i am supposed to explain there?
El mundo es un pañuelo no?Was she hot?

la burraaaa

>You're sadly getting the worst my country has to offer, I apologize for that matter.
What do you mean by this?

Every illegal immigrant is shit in its own country, they only want to loot someplace else.
See: europe

When you say Indian do you mean the red dot or woo woo indian?

How does it feel to live in the only succesful socialist country in the world ?

I have a friend that couldn't enter any med school here so he went to Santa Cruz. He spent 6 years drinking booze, doing drugs and screwing cholas and came back here this year as a gynecologist. Now he can't re-validate his diploma cause Bolivian universities sucks.

She had a cute little bum and a surprisingly tight pussy for having three kids. her tits were very small and chewed up from nursing her boys though.

>Why didn't they take Pinochet's deal to get land access to the sea?
The plan involved what it used to be Peruvian's clay, according to a lame-ass peace deal, there shouldn't be modifications in sovereignty unless the both countries agreed with it. Could have been great : no Peru, still largest country in the world, no minefields removal, less immigration, no trade discounts to bolivia...
> Helped us in Pacific
>Delays delivery of guns and navy ships to Chile, just give us materials for uniforms and they pick Callao rather that Valpo cuz lower prices...

Eso es de ahora ultimo, en esos años se barajo la idea de un "acceso" a las aguas del Titicaca (parecido a los privilegios de Bolivia con nuestro mar).

>succesful
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