TFW you realize we cuck the usa every day you idiots defend us even though we despise you and your ridiculously huge military you are our bitch never forget that .
USA is fucked
Jaxson Young
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Angel Morgan
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Isaac Reed
What the fuck are you talking about.
Do people just post any random tripe that spews from their anus?
Xavier Evans
10/10 thinking going on over here.
Wyatt Green
Daily reminder that we don't need to defend you because no one wants to attack you because you're so insignificant geopolitically.
You are our hat. We like our hat. Our hat is sometimes rude, sometimes stupid, and is lead by a literal socialist cuckold that takes black dick nightly.
But you're just a hat. No one wants to destroy the hat. They don't care about the hat. You are our bitch, economically, politically, and the consequences that come for (or from) the USA will be your downfall or success.
You are inconsequential. Enjoy that.
Camden Torres
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fuck off, saged
Blake Martin
Anyone from Toronto isn't a Canadian.
Tyler Moore
proxy fag they foot the bill for norad and we sit back and chill are you stupid or something
Aaron Wright
Yes, it's called shitposting.
Brandon Collins
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Kayden Reyes
you're not even making a point, what the USA is cucked because some people make fun of them? and defend us from what? no one has shown any hostile action against Canada.
I mean can you imagine if Russia was our neighbor instead? We'd be completely fucked.
Wyatt Parker
Name significant moments in world history that Canada was seriously involved in
Brandon Hernandez
>doing something nice for someone makes you the bitch
Why dont you just scream at the top of your lungs and tell everyone you're a jealous beta bitch.
Joseph Baker
You need to leave. Stop posting. Forever.
Saged.
Charles Walker
A little pair of events you might have heard of
WORLD WAR ONE
and
WORLD WAR TWO
you'd have been fucked without us
Jayden Baker
They're going to act like they were tough shit for burning our White House. Watch.
Daniel Anderson
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Thomas Williams
I haven't laughed out loud from a post on Sup Forums in over a month
Grayson Walker
*sticks cock in ur open mouth while ur laughin*
:3
Ayden Taylor
>canada will act though towards the kremlin about some oil drilling dispute or shit like that
>Canadas navy is put on alert
>Canada tries to agro the ever living fuck out of russia
>Russia wont respont at first, but patience runs out
>Putin has had enough of your shit
>orders russian Pacific Fleet on full alert
>will bait Canada into deploying part of its navy into close Patrols on the border of russian and canadian/US waters
>the Canadians, with Cuckdough not wanting to look like a complete faggot and failure will take the bait
>Putin waits for the Canadians to open fire first before even attempting anything
>Canada makes the fatal error of falling for the bait
>Russia destroys roughly half of canadas navy
>warns Canada to not try poking the hornets nest ever again
>the US under trump wouldnt give a single shitfuck about cuckdoughs stupid antics and subsequent crying for help
Levi Martinez
>implying that pussy Trudeau will be spending enough money on our military for us to even be able to field a navy
Jack Harris
Who wants to bet that OP also created this thread
OP seems an like attention whore who makes horrible bait posts for (you)s
Dominic Rodriguez
Please boys, don't fight. I only see you once a week.
Owen Myers
People say this as a joke but they don't realize how accurate it is. A majority of Torontonians were not born in Canada.
Cameron Turner
>Taking Juno was the responsibility of the Canadian Army
en.wikipedia.org
we had pretty much our own beach on D-Day
>after their success at Vimy Ridge and Passchendaele, the Canadian Corps was regarded by friend and foe alike as the most effective Allied military formation on the Western Front.[1] The Germans went so far as to call them "storm troopers"[2] for their great combat efficiency.
en.wikipedia.org
relative to it's size the Canadian army was one of the most effective fighting forces in WW1
we used to be a strong country with actual values, make fun of us all you want now but we used to be bad ass
Ryan Ramirez
whose side are you on fucking traitor
Carter Nelson
Shut up, you.
Ethan Ward
trudeau literally lets black men fuck his wife
this is a true fact because I saw it on CNN, prove me wrong faggots
Henry Watson
Canada actually had a world- class military back in the day. Now it's underfunded with old equipment and the government turns a blind eye to vets.
Levi Phillips
Use your turn signals and learn how to drive when you come shop in my state. If one of you fucks hit me I will kill you and hide the body.
Noah Kelly
>"Oh, sorry about that, I suppose I wasn't quite looking where I was-- Wait no, stranger what are you-- NO! NOOO PLEASE, NO IT'S JUST A DENT, PLEASE NOO I'M JUST VISITING, I LOVE AMERICaaaugh--"
Why would you do this to an innocent Canadian man? You don't have to be this.
Chase Torres
Canadians only pretend to be nice. I see through their bullshit.