Stardust the Super-Wizard DEMANDS to know if you're guilty of any crimes, Sup Forums. What do you say to him?

Stardust the Super-Wizard DEMANDS to know if you're guilty of any crimes, Sup Forums. What do you say to him?

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Fuck it and fuck you. If I committed a crime then he already knows about it and is just trying to grill me for the perfect, inhumane punishment.

I ate a kinder egg.

Hopefully I’m not imprisoned in one for all eternity.

I phonepost because fuck these lethargic mods

I fapped to Stardust's comics.

I'll just grab the closest knife and slit my own throat or jump off the nearest window.
Don't take chances. If Stardust shows up and you have a gun, save the bullet for yourself. Stardust doesn't fuck arround.

I don't know Stardust I live in a society of professional victims where everyone constantly tries to frame eachother. Before I was even aware my feet had been wearing shoes laced together by third world country slaves and my food was hormone mutated inhumanely keptbfarm animals. What the fuck is law Super Wizard. I need help. I stopped looking for a job. Why should I lie to a prospective employer. Will you be hapay hiring me? I don't think so since the last 20 employers were not happy with me and i did my very best. AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

>Using his REANIMATION BEAM, Stardust revives the criminal
>"For trying to avoid your rightful punishment, each time I punish a criminal a new mental link is created which will make you expirience the same.

No user. Instead you'll be the toy INSIDE a Kinder Egg, a toy that is the possession of the Horrible Giant That Has Claws For Eyes.
Also your house is now infested with tigers.

I raped Stardust.

Parking tickets, a moving violation (busted light), and one careless driving charge. All fines paid, all times served. But, if you REALLY want to find somebody who needs a shellacking, I hear North Korea is nice this time of year.

Stardust threads are the best place for new existential horror content. Remember the one where user thought suicide would be an easy way out, but using his REANIMATION RAY and CONSCIOUSNESS TRANSFER RAY Stardust trapped his soul in the coral reefs to be trapped immobile in the depths of the ocean for as long as the Earth would exist? And then used his powers to prevent pollution and save the environment all for the purpose of prolonging his suffering? I wish I saved that one.

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>Fletcher Hanks predicted his own death through an id-driven revenge fantasy comic book
These stories get a little more unsettling every time I reread them.

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The Golden Age Dr.Fate stories are basically what would happen if Fletcher Hanks was a genuinely good and refined artist and set out to make Lovecraft-inspired adventures.
You might want to check them out.

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>Mahahaha! Simplicity itself StarDust! I your writer succumbed to an alcoholic binge! And thus have killed you StarDust forever!

FPBP

>the Horrible Giant That Has Claws For Eyes

How does he put on a pair of glasses?

Carefully

By the power of Stardust, I grant you the willpower to keeplooking for work.

>using his memeOgenesis ray, stardust transfers his very being into all who have ever read about him thus perpetuating his existence until man draws his last breath

you have good taste user

I told a joke in England.

Even the criminals? Are they now compelled to inflict horrible and ironic tortures on themselves and others?

What do you guys think about Stardust the Super Wizard appearing in the MCU?

What if Adam Warlock was made to become similar to Stardust?

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No. Worse. They are compelled to waste their life away on a Taiwanese knitting forum and by the time they realize that it's 10 years later it's too late.

>the MCU
They would all be punished for their faggotry.

At least twelve that could land me a life sentence. I'm good at not getting caught, but Stardust the Super-Wizard would doubtless find out if he had the mind to.

>12
12...
one for each year...

W-well I'm definitely not one of those filthy fifth columnist guys, l-like every else in this thread. You should definitely judge them first!

Fuck all of you, so long as I get even one extra minute of peace before an everlasting torture then I'll glady throw you all into the power of Stardust before me![\spoiler]

Not gonna lie, "You are now in the power of Stardust" is a pretty sweet catch phrase

>superiority beam
Stardust really is the ultimate Chad of comics

Ayesha could become similar to Phantoma.

Fantomah, "Mystery Woman of the Jungle", is the first female comic-book superhero. Created by writer-artist Fletcher Hanks, under the pseudonym Barclay Flagg, she debuted in a namesake backup feature in Jungle Comics #2 (Feb. 1940)

The original Fantomah is a mysterious woman who protects the jungle with her many supernatural powers

The Phantom is a fictional costumed crime-fighter who operates from the fictional country of Bangalla. The character debuted in newspapers on February 17, 1936.

She, subtitled A History of Adventure, is a novel by English writer H. Rider Haggard, first serialised in The Graphic magazine from October 1886 to January 1887.

The story is a first-person narrative that follows the journey of Horace Holly and his ward Leo Vincey to a lost kingdom in the African interior. There they encounter a primitive race of natives and a mysterious white queen named Ayesha who reigns as the all-powerful "She", or "She-who-must-be-obeyed".

revealed to have a tremendous knowledge of chemistry, but is notably unable to see into the future. She tells Holly that she has lived in the realm of Kôr for more than two millennia, awaiting the reincarnated return of her lover, Kallikrates (whom she had slain in a fit of jealous rage). Later, when Holly inadvertently and secretly discovers Ayesha in her hidden chamber, he learns that she may have some degree of power to reanimate the dead.

The next evening She visits Leo to heal him. But upon seeing his face, she is stunned and declares him to be the reincarnation of Kallikrates

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Marvel comics:
When she emerged from the cocoon in her more familiar blond-haired, golden-skinned form she was scantily clad only in a red swimsuit-like costume. As a female replicant of Warlock, she took the name of Her (a reference to Warlock's original name, Him) and sought Warlock to mate with him.

She helped the ecologically ravaged planet U'sr'pr recover, invoking the wrath of the Consortium.

For your crimes against humanity I will inflict upon you a most grievous punishment. You shall be forced to sit through The Tonight show with Stephen Colbert for all eternity. Let see how funny you find THAT fiend.

I jerked off too porn of the loud house baby

>Every time a child is molested you will take their place, experiencing their pain forever until there are no more children! This is the word of Stardust!

I would argue that the greatest punishment would be to leave me alive and unmolested, so that I could inflict yet more mental torment upon myself

Alright: Spectre vs Stardust. Which one can come up with the most sick, twisted, warped, fucked-up punishment ever devised by the mind of man? I'm talking about shit that would give old testament Jehovah nightmares?

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I've smoked a lot of weed, and I don't have my medical card yet.

You will find out, for you ARE the glasses!

I held a funeral for a jumper spider. My brother killed him while I wasn't around.
He was a good jumper.

You're not a priest.

I’m amazed by how much of a piece of shit Hanks was he abused his kid and stole his his own sons job money before fucking off for a few decades only to freeze to death in manhattan, if he wasn’t such a cunt than he could’ve lived s happy life but then StarDust probably wouldn’t have been made

user he’s the closet thing to god you’ll ever see you you better be a great liar or you’re fucked

I pirate comics every Wednesday.

Ran a red light yesterday

> Good Lord!
I like how you can see how terrified the poor bastard was then you just seem him pissed off in a block of ice

>Stardust the Super-Wizard interacts with me
I blow my brains out as quickly as possible.

As far as I am aware at least when Spectre does his over the top antics he kills the the target

Stardust's shenanigans can be similarly over the top and horrific but not kill them

user! Don't you know that suicide is ILLEGAL? I'll use my REANIMATION RAY to return you to life, and imprison you in the Asteroid of Antithanatosis, where with the help of my IMMORTALITY RAY you will languish forever in an empty room, taunted by the presence of a loaded revolver that teleports away from you every time you try to grasp it!

>using his Boco beam,stardust turns every user who ever made light of his justice into Boco so that they may live the rest of their days as a turtleman with Crohn's disease

I'm not a communist, nor an anti industrialist, goon, or general menace to society, and the good I have done outweighs any bad by a significant margin.

Still going to die horribly though

>taunted by the presence of a loaded revolver that teleports away from you every time you try to grasp it!
Since I know that why would I even try?
Fuk u Stardust

>Implying I'm not suffering an ironically inhumane punishment on some godforsaken planet as we speak

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im guilty of the crime of loving you too much stardust

>he tried to destroy the ass of a great nation

Not at all old chum. Stardust may be a cosmic eldritch horror but he's a cosmic eltritch horror that's on the side of the law.

I jaywalk sometimes.

Thank god for that StarDust is my hero!..... Is he gone?

The Earth of Stardust's world is a pretty fucked up one. Every nation in the Eastern Hemisphere is made up entirely of warlords and their massive armies or mad scientists equipped with some apocalyptic device. The Western Hemisphere is little better, for even as the coasts bristle with massive defenses invasions are yet common, to say nothing of rampant organized crime and the Fifth Column.

Plus, like, aliens I guess.

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>What do you guys think about Stardust the Super Wizard appearing in the MCU?
He would punish fucking everyone and it would be great.
Captain America is turned into a tin soldier.
Iron Man is paralyzed forever.
The Hulk is eaten by ants.
Hawkeye being Hawkeye is already punishment enough

If Stardust is so great how come he couldn't save Fleischer Hank from dying of frostbite?

Nothing that would be a crime in 1930s America.

Stardust is more into punishing than saving

Stardust is just the Spectre's incarnation from the public domain universe.

Stardust is the one who did it.

well there wouldn't be an MCU because Stardust would solve all the problems 2 minutes into the 1st film while the rest of series would just be petty criminals getting tortured for jaywalking and littering.

Because he IS Fleischer Hanks.

>in the distant future, universal peace and happiness has at long last been achieved
>war, disease, famine, even death have all been abolished
>everyone is happy- everyone that is except for Stardust, who- having long since run out of malefactors to punish- turns his pitiless gaze at last upon the man in the mirror

Stardust made it happen in the first place:
>For how coldly you treated your family, you shall die by your own creation. Taste my freezing ray, fiend!

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I admit to any wrong doings, then prostrate before him and beg for forgiveness.

>an admitted wrong is half forgiven
>but half of an infinity is still an infinity

>by the time they realize that it's 10 years later it's too late.
AAAHHH! AAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

But then the child won't remember being molested and the molester will get away with it. You've just enabled every child molester in the world for all time.

Stardust, in your infinite wisdom, can you help me become a reformed man? Help me atone for my sin and go on to help people!

Could Stardust defeat Mr. Neutron?

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Can't rape the willing, user.

How was that Stardust of the multiverse comic?

Better question: Could Stardust defeat Jimmy Neutron?

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Cheese ray vs cheese ray, who wins?

I PLEAD THE FIF, NIGGA!

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Jimmie can upgrade his cheese ray to add crackers and different types of cheese

Spectre's judgements have poetic "let the punishment fit the crime" logic to them but Stardust's are just insane and hardly make any sense which makes them even MORE terrifyingly awful.

Specter is about punishment. Stardust is about pain

I started a webcomic starring Stardust and a whole lot of other public domain supers. Would anyone be interested in me posting the first few pages?

Sure

Ok.

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I dare him to do his worst

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And that's all for now. I publish a new Stardust page every Saturday along with some other stuff at my website. capeworldcomics.com/

Questions and comments are welcomed.

I smuggled pirated video games though customs once but I was a child so it doesn't count.

I pirate porn and porn games. Largely hentai.

A little rollcall for the interested.

Hugo Danner is in the WW1 Flashback scenes from Philip Wylie's pre-Superman novel Gladiator. pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Hugo_Danner

WW1 in this universe was blended with events from the HG Wells Novel The War in the Air which predicted WW1. WW1 was started when the German airship Vaterland attacked America over the Monroe Doctrine.

The Black Terrors fighting the Nazi warbot are from the Original Black Terror mass producing his terror formula for the US army. pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Terror_(Nedor)

Dr. Benton himself appears in the ongoing text story in the website "Black Terror: Symbol".

The guys fighting between space and time are:
pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Thor_(Fox)
Who is naked and does not care because he is a god.

pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Spectro
Who will accidentally bring Stardust from his reality into this world and become the Captain Ahab to Stardust's Moby Dick.

and pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/American_Crusader
Who though having a bad day, is not dead.

Neat. Will keep up with.

>the virgin super hero
fires mere lasers
lives on Earth
conflicted about what justice is
actually threatened by villains
struggles to kill villains or lets them off scoff-free
>the chad super-wizard
has a superiority beam
owns a private asteroid
has a crime detector
superior being in every way
condemns criminals to fates that would make them wish they could die

I got pee on the toilet seat

Your punishment is to become that toilet seat.

I like mangoes, and I like eating them chilled in my lawn during the summer, so I went to the supermarket to buy some.

There were two variants of mangoes in the supermarket, and despite them looking almost exactly alike, one was almost twice as expensive than the other because it was sweet and not sweet-sour. I packed the expensive mangoes in a bag, told the sticker dude this is the cheaper one, and walked out of the place while carrying the bag of mangoes in one hand and sipping a cold can of Arizona southern-style sweet tea.

You can't do jack shit about me, Stardust. You know full well that the fruit company and Walmart are the criminals here lmao.

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