This is a wholesome christian Bibleman thread
>No swearing because being rude makes angels cry.
>No lying, God will know you lied but he will forgive you because we are all his children.
>No lewds! Nudity outside someone and that someone's spouse's bedroom is a sin!
>No forgetting to bless your tendies before chowing down.
>No skipping Church to post in this thread because you wanted to sleep in.
>And NO TAKING THE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN.
Favorite Bibleman episode?
I liked the shadow of doubt song for whatever reason
So how would you make Bibleman an actual interesting character set in the DC universe (say DC because it might be easier to do what with The Presence/Gaiman's stuff). I would think basically Azrael, only not as edgy
Why does Bibleman where a mask? Isn't having a secret identity technically a lie of omission?
>Starting with the live action stuff
Not Sup Forums
This on the other hand
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER
Master of Mean, easy choice. His favorite weapon of choice is missiles, so you can tell he doesn't mess around
>No lewds! Nudity outside someone and that someone's spouse's bedroom is a sin!
Oops
Mayor of maybe, for personal reasons on how i like to attack people
>Why does Bibleman where a mask?
Because veils are for Moose Limbs.
Azrael is full on DEUS VULT, but Jean-Paul Valley is not. JPV is a friendly and thoughtful christian.
>>No swearing because being rude makes angels cry.
Yes, that would be be bad
>fave weapon: missiles
>just missiles
Mayor of Maybe actually sounds like a super cool mistery tipe villain.
>Protestants
>C*tholics
777 digits....!
Azrael is
What every christian ought to be.
>Protestants
Does it count if we're being rude to Satan? We can do that, right?
Just play it straight.
Hmm. Either they're hiding their flaming swords, or I don't know any good christians.
To be a good christians one has to wear a batcostume as well and go crusading in space. God protects.
>Catholics
>Nudity outside someone and that someone's spouse's bedroom is a sin!
How does it with doctors or if nude beach? There are rules to be naked, but rules have to be followed if they are not made by evil thinking.
Good ol' Luxor, the villain of a thousand faces.
What do you want?
It doesn't matter who he is, what matters is God's plan.
>no lewds of the Baroness "ensuring the support of the judges" of the villain beauty pageant
>yet
How do you make the concept of a paladin fighting demons and the ills of man made manifest boring?
cause Protestant's make everything boring
who would win in a free for all: lucifer vs other lucifer vs satan vs shaytan vs bibleman and jesus christ
Cease and repent.
I love bibleman, it's so corny and stupid that it's hilarious, it looks like it was made as a parody of Christian programs.
What's wrong, Pope Francis not letting you use actual arguments anymore?
>Dr.FEAR
>GOAL: cause fear to overwhelm kids and anybody near them
Oh, So he uses the bible.
Is Bibleman canon?
>not knowing gender is a human specific creation
>forgetting all angels take the form of men, or weird wheel things
>thinking an angel would love you on its own, rather than because God loves you
Look at this Philistine
>Each description has a "Henchmen" category when only the crusher has any.
>Nudity outside someone and that someone's spouse's bedroom is a sin!
Do you bathe in your bedroom?
Can you only bathe after getting married?
goddam protestant's salty because you never accomplished anything
Bibleman confirmed never-nude
the one where they fought the Mayor of Maybe is one of my favorites.
>I hate the Bible!
Who hurt you, user?
Why is Bible man dressed like in Lucifer's favorite colors?
>I hate the Bible!
How did you come to that conclusion?
A Protestant gave us Morel Orel, though.