>After hearing what sounded like a struggle, the Secret Service agent quickly busted through the door…only to find President Barack Obama and the First Lady enjoying what appeared to be a fun, intimate moment.
>“They were very sweaty and breathing extremely hard,” the agent explained, “The First Lady appeared to be in the skirt she had been wearing that day with her underwear pulled down around the ankles. The President still had on his shirt and tie, but his pants were completely off.”
Presidents have sex. You know damn well your prime minister does.
Tyler Lee
It was in the oval office
David Cooper
not with you my man
Jose Walker
>she
Anthony Johnson
XDDDD
Bentley Ross
Who cares
Daniel Sullivan
man, SS need to protect the president, they thought he was being attacked, it was only sex... they did nothing wrong
Luis King
>Obama isn't a fag >Michelle isn't a man
fake and gay
Kevin Wood
wow, just wow... virgin shaming needs to stop
Noah Foster
If this is real, then that agent is a damned bastard for even spreading the rumor.
Caleb Nguyen
So it should be alright for me to have sex at work also? Or casually rub one out during my break?
Austin Moore
Why would the WhiteHouse SS reveal this?
Hunter Campbell
with muzies and doggos
Jeremiah Garcia
>satire news website Sage.
Charles Murphy
I thought canada only allowed beastiality
Dominic Ross
No way. If he comes, they win.
Brody Jackson
Orangutans mating in the Oval office table? ONly in America s m h...
Aaron Williams
This is nothing new. Bill Clinton did and was going to do it all the time.
Ian Rogers
>“They were very sweaty and breathing extremely hard,” the agent explained, “The First Lady appeared to be in the skirt she had been wearing that day with her underwear pulled down around the ankles. The President still had on his shirt and tie, but his pants were completely off.” probably the best place to have sex. id love to fuck my wife in the oval office. bend her over the desk a go to pound town. imagining monica is under the desk licking my balls
Levi James
Sure. If you're not on the clock, I suppose.
Jackson Allen
>Obama not sucking the first lady's dick This is obvious fiction from a non-credible news source.
Jeremiah Davis
if jacking off while a pack of niggers fuck your wife then yeah the PM of canada has tonnes of sex
Gavin Mitchell
Since Obamacare is going to be re-branded into Trumpcare, he had to leave some kind of legacy, even if it was Michelle's cum stains on the carpet.
Gabriel Brown
so what, they live there. literally no fucks given. Otherwise these fuckers are scumbags anyway, but in this instance can't say there's any harm. Tell me Trump won't bend Melania straight over that old-ass oval office desk on and give her anal on his first night in the White House. And who the fuck could blame him.
Leo Hughes
Damn, fucking in the Oval office, probably been on Barack's bucket list for a while now.
Asher Hill
Won't be the first time.
Logan King
>not taking ample breaks and shitting/jerking off at work.
I work maybe 6 hours during an 8 hour shift. Feels fucking good.
Bentley Lopez
If he has sex, he loses
Chase Martin
Secret Service agents shouldn't tattle on the president, and I don't think there's a president I
Thomas Gray
FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Jeremiah Harris
This is celebrity gossip and not pol. Saged and hidden.
Mason Brooks
Fake leaked story to shore up the myth that Barry isn't gay.
Jonathan Cook
Hit reply too early
... in history who hasn't taken the opportunity to do it in the oval office
Dominic Wright
I wonder who was pitching and who was catching
Carson Johnson
>2 nigger men assfucking eachother in the oval office poor trump, that smell will never go away
Bentley King
It's more reliable than the MSM
Aiden Gonzalez
You mean to tell me that you faggots wouldn't fuck your wives in the Oval Office if you were the president? Yea right.
mfw i owuld want to slam melania, ivanka, and tiff on that desk at the same time.
Levi Hill
>oval office
Literally fucking America with the stroke of a pen or a pen like object. Pretty typical for Obama.
Hudson Lewis
This article was entertaining, and good to know. Worth writing about, honestly, but I don't think anyone should have a problem with it. They'll clean all the cum stains off of the desk and chair before Trump gets in there. I mean, imagine how many nuts Bill Clinton and JFK busted in there.
Noah Thomas
ITT
lefty/pol/ reaches the acceptance stage of dealing with their grief
well done lads, only took nearly 2 weeks?
Aiden Evans
It's not a double standard. Trump is not a nigger.
Nathan Rivera
this is a made up story.
Wyatt James
stfu scum
Evan Cook
not posting harambe picture
Isaiah Rodriguez
suuuuuuure
Liam Stewart
wouldnt he have had his pick of Texas hotties back in the day? what in the fuck man
Grayson Gray
If it was in the oval office, they wouldn't need to break in, there are video cameras. This is called fake news.
Zachary Turner
he really did marry an ooma loompa
Parker Harris
Underrated
Julian Howard
>you will never have $10k worth of dragon dildos why live?
Anthony Reed
Does prepping a bull count as sex?
Christopher Stewart
And secret service would never leak this if it did happen.
Hudson Sanders
Relevant
Camden Fisher
Bullshit. Those two apes go at it when she wears her strap-on and he gets boned up the ass.
Andrew Torres
>Plz cum
Gavin Nelson
>The First Lady appeared to be in the skirt she had been wearing that day with her underwear pulled down around the ankles I guess it was to hide the fact that Obama was fucking a man.
