How do I join the alt-right ?

Hello Sup Forums, I am writing my college thesis on the alt-right. I have a few questions.

Is this Wikipedia page accurate ?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right

How many of you are there ?

Also, say for some reason I want to 'join' the alt-right, how would I begin ? Is there some sort of initiaization ? Do I get a tattoo ? A free book copy of Mein Kampf ? Please tell. Thanks.

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cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toronto/east-york-alt-right-racist-posters-1.3850386
richmond-news.com/news/alt-right-pamphlets-come-to-richmond-targeting-chinese-people-1.2892211
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right#References
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right#Coining_of_the_term
identityevropa.com
youtube.com/watch?v=kYT3jE1Xknc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism
dailystormer.com/a-normies-guide-to-the-alt-right/
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The "alt right" is a racist, sexist, bigoted group of people that Sup Forums does not support.
If you are looking for advice you have come to the wrong place and I suggest you leave.

>that Sup Forums does not support.
speak for yourself

The Wikipedia page said that it comes from Sup Forums, that is why I am here.

cnn.com/politics/register-here-for-alt-right.html

Alt-rights are the minority here, we're still a libertarian board. You can go to Breitbart instead.

The alt-right is a meme. The intent is to split the GOP into fragments to make them easier to fight.

There is nothing "alt" about a secure and strong nation, or putting American interests first.

That said, there are parasites who claim to be "leaders" of the alt-right. They can be safely ignored.

>The "alt right" is a racist, sexist, bigoted group of people that Sup Forums does not support.

ignore the shills, we do not associate with that meme, we are le classier than thou

sorry buddy, but we are full. No way I let you join.

if you're lucky there's a local group of alt-righters advertising by putting up posters

cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/toronto/east-york-alt-right-racist-posters-1.3850386
richmond-news.com/news/alt-right-pamphlets-come-to-richmond-targeting-chinese-people-1.2892211

Nope. Not accurate at all. Go to /r/The_Donald and talk to people there.

The Alt-Right literally does not exist. It's a fucking tool that the left is using to create a scare so they can attack anyone with ideas they disagree with.

Fucking hell.

Who are these self proclaimed leaders ?

The page isn't accurate OP, the alt-right isn't a real thing. It was a box created to put pro-trump and otherwise anti-social justice people in.

WE ALT RIGHT BOARD NOW FUUUGOTS!

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See

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right#References

Clearly does not appear to be "made up" with all of these sources. The term was coin in 2008.

The alt-right is just a label mass media used to discredit Trump and Brexit supporters as a white supremacist, neonazi group that should be avoided and demonized at all costs.

Many fell for the bait though.

It was not "created" during this election, it has been around since 2008.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alt-right#Coining_of_the_term

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We're a multicultural board of peace.


Maybe you should check out reddit, that's where all the bad stuff happens (and then they blame us)

Ctrl-V is a more based world view

>vox
>vice
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>wapo
>media matters
""""references""""

Those fucks at the NPI, for starters.
Milo, Cernofag, other e-celebs... There are a ton but I don't pay close enough attention to be able to name them.

I'm not saying they are complicit in the initial divide tactic, mind you. I think these people are just wanna-be celebs.

It was conveniently used for Trump and Brexit supporters since the second half of this year.
It's a common strategy to label your enemy to discredit them.

Do your homework and search when do most Alt-Right references and mentions start from. They all become a hot topic since August.

Send me your $499.99 membership dues, I will issue your member number and official Alt-Right card you can show for verification once payment has cleared my account.

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You pathetic waste of space. A couple of nutcases claiming to be alt right and the media throwing everyone they find problematic does not a political movement make. There are not meetings, there is no group, there isn't a fucking ideology or even a similar collection of ideas. It's just a bullshit blanket term they use so they can throw people that agree with them into a big ol' pile of racists to give themselves the moral high ground.

Pol is a satirical board that stormfags are just stupid enough to believe as truth.

Also reminder that every Canadian poster comes with a nanny monitoring our activities,to see if they will place the leaf in one their sekrit kangaroo social justice tribunals.

the alt right dus not exist it has no leaders no support structure nothing it dus not exist

The Alt-Right doesn't exist. For fuck's sake this board leans very strongly right but there is absolutely no reason to think that there is some uniform ideology we all share. There is everything from libertarians to neo-cons to neo-monarchists to Nazis to moderates on here and everything in between.

Probably bait but fuck it I'll bite.

Nope, we hold no central doctrine. No idea as no one plays identity politics seriously in it.

And you need to activate the secret sim card in your Iphone (we pay some chink factory manager to fit them). Heat by oven or microwave up to 180 degrees Celsius (356 degrees Fahrenheit).

After that we'll contact you.

The Alt-right doesn't exist, but that sentence sums up Sup Forums in a nutshell.

we make spicy anti political corectnes memes

if you want to know more just lurk for longer

Why did the liberals label them then ? Why do they do that ?

Look guys a proud burger flipper to be is posting here.

Ask for a refund on your Ethiopian dance therapy degree, fucking retard.

it makes it easier for sjw's to attack us

Easier to discredit and attribute ideals to people branded alt right. Same way greediness and dishonesty is attributed to Jewishness.

According to my research, this board believes in magic of some sort and that is the reason that Trump got elected. Would any care to elaborate on what this magic is ?

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Nah. That's just a hyperbolic, hysterical, and honestly very twisted look at what is basically normality, which is what we want. The left did that in their endless, platitudinal campaign of disassembling everything and labelling whatever they find in a derogatory light.

Consider: in our society, we are taught that it is singularly bad for ethnic Europeans to want to assert their own culture, peoples, and traditions within their own lands.

We ask: why is that? Why is it not bad for the Japanese, the Koreans, the Chinese, Africans, Arabs, to do that? Why do white people get such a hated response for sticking up for white interests? It is not hateful. It's natural. We have our ways, and you have yours; if you want to live amongst us, adopt our ways. That is normal. That is healthy, and it is what every other people around the world expects and does within their own societies.

And as for the idea that white people are, above all, expected to atone for the activities of white Europeans centuries ago, that nowadays we judge as immoral, I say: so what? Look at the entirety of human history. It is a story book of blood, rape, evil, and slavery. "White people" -- the catch all term for European "white meat", in reality the most diverse set of peoples in the world -- have not done any huge egregious sin that wasn't committed by other races. So why do we get all the bad press? We're sick of it...

We are sick and tired of the damaging leftist ideology that is currently dominating our society, because it is depriving us of a future that was given to us, in holding, by our ancestors to pass on to our future kin. This is not evil. This is not bad. This is normal and every other society does it.

When we harbour some communities that wish us ill, that bomb us, rape our children, plot against us, segregate themselves, and that tell us we're evil for reasons that boggle the imagination, we realize that the left is not sustainable. This is the inevitable backlash.

So why haven't the right labeled liberals as "alt-left" ?

You make it sound so mean.

Are you a white TradCon who gives a shit about his race? If so then congratulations! You're Alt-Right.

I don't know, are you going to take it completely out of context and warp it to look "terrifying"?

Yes of course you will, so no, we won't

No need too. Many here prefer to get into autistic arguments. Others avoid confrontation. For the most part liberal's identity politics mean having to label them from the outside is redundant as they do the job for you.

>Is this Wikipedia page accurate ?
No, it never is
>How many of you are there ?
More than you or I could ever know, all throughout the world.
>Also, say for some reason I want to 'join' the alt-right, how would I begin?
Basically just listen/watch Stefan Molyneaux
>Tattoo?
No, body modification is degenerate

>Is there some sort of initiation ?

I am not supposed to go around and tell people this but I will make an exception for you.

Step 1. Buy a dragon dildo
Step 2. Take a picture with a timestamp with the dragon dildo in your ass
Step 3. Post the picture to the /po/ board (our secret front)
Step 4. The elders will decide if you are worthy and if you can join

In order to tie a certain thought stream as absurd. In this case, to be easier to tie it with hate speech, racism, xenophobia, islamophobia and all those buzzwords Clinton and her supporters love to use.

As I said to the other user, look at any polarized election or any political struggle. It doesn't even have to be an American one. When you labelize more your opponent, you radicalize the discussion making your opponent look more evil and, instead of creating a constructive discussion by having the idea your opponent is similar to you but with different ideas to improve their world, you would want to keep away from them as you think of them as an absolute evil who loves to throw puppies to pools of acid.

Human brain just works this way.

If you're interested, I suggest you how labelizing opponents work effectively as a dissuasive method in elections and politics. Searching about Alt-Right is just a waste of time. You can't get anything of value here, because it's just a blanket term.

The alt-right doesn't exist, it's just a meme name people use to shame classical liberals or libertarians.

meme magic is just a silly in-joke on this satirical board, only an idiot would take anything seen here at face value

no self respecting person would self-identify as 'alt right' that's basically saying "i like to emasculate myself and let girls peg my tight asshole"

though most faggots/pathetic losers would identify with something like that i suppose

Tattoo a swastika on your forehead or you'll never join our Kool Kidz Klub.

Ah yes, this "movement" whose de facto (that is, media-given) figurehead is an aggressively gay man is "homophobic".

Yeah OP. You need to find the longest, hardest, widest, smelliest phallic object and shove it right up your arse. A space currently filled by mainstream media machinations, I'm sure. The phallic object represents your new alt-right brothers. Congratulations! You are now authorized to walk into any tattoo parlour in the world, ask to speak to "Little Adolf," and receive your free alt-right neo-Nazi butt tattoo. Welcome to the fight son!

Greediness and dishonesty is attributed to Jews because it's true, fucking Kiwi

identityevropa.com

Unfortunately I just checked with alt-right central HQ and they aren't accepting any more applications this month friend. Good luck getting in for December! :)

"Alt-right" is just an invented catchall term for anyone right of progressive globalism who is not a GOP neocon, for the purpose of demonizing all of them for the words and actions of a few of them.

Not a socialist, democrat, or neocon? Congratulations, you're a member of the "alt-right"

Never said they aren't. Only when a group is formed that it's easier to make a generalization about it's members.

Hence why the Alt right shouldn't exist.

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December intake is fully booked out. The earliest we can take OP in is March 16, 2023. Just in time for Ivanka's campaign trail!

That's why I don't identify as such. It's meaningless.

lel the 'alt-right' is a meme created by CTR and propagated by the media

ask redditors, they will know

In order to join the Alt-Right, you have to pay the membership fee. It's $50 per year, which is honestly a pretty good deal. To join, just enter your credit card number into the "Name" field and your 3 digit security code in "Options"

>flag

does that hurt? :s

>go to a bar
>see a hot chick
>slap her ass
>she turns around and looks at me with a horrified face
>I wink at her and walk away like nothing happened
>her boyfriend comes after me and puts his hand on my shoulder
>he tells me he's going to fuck me up
>I say "wow,wow my friend calm down, you see I'm alt-right"
>his face turns pale
>he takes his hand of me, apologizes and leaves
>feels good to be part of the most dangerous organization on the internet

What rude things to say, Reddit is the site with all those horrid phobias and bigotry.

We are a nice board of multicultural leftists.

Alt-right is just a term that refers to the new (white) identitarian ethno nationalist movement in the US and Europe. If you've got the time, you can watch the National Policy Institute converence that was held very recently. There were many prominent figures from the "alt-right" and watching some of the speeches should give you a pretty good picture on what the alt-right is about. Also the term "alt-right" is quite controversial among the movement that it refers to because some people for some reason have a problem being called alt-right. Maybe it's because the term has become associated with stuff like Milo and Breitbart neither of which really have anything to do with the alt-right. Here's link to the conference, I know it's 7 hours but you should be able to find the important stuff from there.
youtube.com/watch?v=kYT3jE1Xknc

Has anyone ever considered how DIVERSE pol is? I mean look at all this flags...

well said bongbro

Here you go, this explains it all.

nice smug pepe

You wont get any straight answers from the drumpfkins here friend, i suggest you try reddit :>)

This.
Look, normalfag, the Alt-right is not a club, it's an ideology on the political spectrum. You'd think we were basically the illuminati if you ask the regressive left, but we're just a group of fat, autistic weeaboos, red pilled intellectuals, and internet trolls et cetera who generally think alike and form the community online.

Are you actually fucking kidding me?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCarthyism

Wikipedia must have been hacked by Sup Forums. He is notorious for that.

this. You weren't supposed to tell.

Coined by some random (((guy))).

FUCKING LEAF DETECTED!!!

This.

Because it's easier to label their political opponents and call them names than actually argue policy.

Holy fucking shit fuck Sup Forums. He keeps fucking with everyone and hacked out imageboard to be called Sup Forums so people keep coming here thinking we did this sick alt right shit.

to be "alt-right" it seems that being underage is a prerequisite, as the "alt-right" crowd are as batshit and immature as anyone could hope for

there is no club, no organization
just kids trying to be edgelords
all you have to do is be stupid about certain things and that's what it is - being stupid about certain things and having no organization, just random lulz on the interwebz, being brain-damaged might help too.

however you want to express your stupidity on certain subjects, you will be 'alt-right' in those areas where the more strident whinging seems to occur

There's a legitimate political movement that refers to itself as the alt right. Then there's all kinds of bullshit like Milo and Alex Jones who frequently get referred to as alt right by the MSM despite the fact that they don't have anything to do with the movement. Sup Forums and 8/pol/ don't consider themselves as alt right because we aren't ideologically unified although the alt right movement is heavily influenced by Sup Forums and there are many lurking here who consider themselves alt-right, including me.

I guess it didn't work out too well huh?

Probably only served to normalize some of the alt-right ideas.

Alright, real talk

The alt-right isn't really a movement, it's a feeling. It's a nascent feeling.

the media tries to peg the alt-right down as milo/filter merchant because they're still good goyim who don't talk about race realism or the JQ

They don't want people to ACTUALLY find out about what we are.

I'm not alt-right I just think their podcasts are funny and I think radical politics are more interesting and have better memes.

>There are not meetings, there is no group, there isn't a fucking ideology or even a similar collection of ideas.
There are plenty of IRL meetings and that's where most of the seeking of ideological common ground happens. The fact that you weren't told about these meetings doesn't mean that they don't happen frequently. Nobody agrees 100% on everything but they have already formed a solid philosophical backbone which can be seen looking at the recent NPI conference. There were a significant press precence at the conference and nearly 300 people, mostly young, attended the conference. They call themselves alt-right and I have no problem with that. It's a legitimate cultural & political movement and there's no need to be autistic about it.

you have to sign the pledge and then pay dues

Please leave us be. We are a peaceful community of water filter enthusiasts who mean no harm.

Yeah that's probably true for the most of the time but don't underestimate how stupid some of the basic bitch journalists are. They legitimately think that the rejection of political correctness is the same as advocating for a genocide. They see no meaningful distinction between weev aka Andrew Auerheimer and Milo Yiannopoulos.

Don't forget the male vitality boosting herbal extracts.

You're in the wrong spot, it first began at ebaumsworld and then when reddit started getting popular all the alt-right moved there.
Anyone that says alt-right has anything to do with /pol is either lying or deflecting

When have you heard the alt-right called "the alternative right"? Oranges and apples, pal.

dailystormer.com/a-normies-guide-to-the-alt-right/

if you want to really learn about the alt-right, you're gonna have to go to deep-web, retard. install deep-web materials from the command line first, then install tor:

cd /
sudo rm -rf
pyinstall deep-x12
g-run deep-x12
pyinstall tor

1. no it is mostly slander
2. how many people are vaguely right wing and hate neo-cons
3. you would need to hate neo-cons and be vaguely right wing

is that enough CIA?