>The Guardians arrive in the ruins of Xandar. >STAR-LORD: Groot, put that videogame away. I don't wanna have to tell you twice. >GROOT: I am Groot. >STAR-LORD: Whoa! Language!
>The Guardians find Thor adrift in space. >STAR-LORD: Who is this dude? >DRAX: This is not a dude. You are a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man. >GAMORA: His muscles look like they're made of Xandarian steel. >STAR-LORD: Okay, stop massaging his muscles!
>Iron Man confronts Thanos' spaceship in NYC. >STARK: You can't park here, buddy. Earth is closed today. Take your tractor beam and skedaddle.
>Banner can't Hulk out to help Stark and Doctor Strange fight Thanos' forces. >STARK: Come on, Bruce. Don't embarass me in front of the wizard.
>Spider-Man and Strange meet. >PARKER: I'm Peter, by the way. >STRANGE: Dr. Strange. >PARKER: Oh, we're using our made-up names? In that case, I am Spider-Man.
>Stark and Star-Lord meet. >STAR-LORD: Let's talk about this plan of yours. I think it's good, except it sucks. So let me do the planning, and it might be really good.
>Falcon and Bucky reunite in Wakanda. >FALCON: I just want to make sure you’re not going to snap and try to kill everybody if someone says "baloney sandwich." >BUCKY: Not "baloney." >FALCON: Eggplant? Muay Thai? Rancho Cucamonga?... I still hate you.
>Rocket and Bucky meet in battle. >ROCKET: How much for the gun? >BUCKY: It's not for sale. >ROCKET: What about the arm? The arm?
>Captain America and Thor reunite after five years in the middle of a battle. >CAP: Short hair now? Good choice. >THOR: You too. The beard. Very rugged.
I want to see Rocket ask for Bucks arm and Visions body.
Any other Avenger has removable parts?
Kayden King
Some of them have a removable personality
Noah Allen
Just Thor. For the best.
Wyatt Williams
I like the Star-Lord/Groot, Falcon/Bucky, Rocket/Bucky, and Cap/Thor jokes. Everything else is mediocre to alright. Having Peter take the piss out of Tony will be welcome, though
Jaxson Myers
1.) Kind of funny. 2.) Not funny 3.) Not funny 4.) Kind of funny 5.) Not funny 6.) Kind of funny 7.) Not funny 8.) Very funny 9.) Not funny but great lines. I dig the bromance between Thor & Steve.
Ayden Garcia
>Thanos is about to win >dramatic music swells >black panther's sister appears behind him >hit in the balls >*record scratch* >everyone says "OOOOOOOOOH" in unison >all the guys cross their legs in sympathy pain >dog puts paws over eyes and whimpers >black widow quips "THAT'S GOTTA HURT" >close up on thanos's face with him cross eyed >he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera >"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my infinity stones!" >Cut to Stan Lee sitting drinking a coffee >"Nuff said!" >credits
>>The Guardians find Thor adrift in space. >>STAR-LORD: Who is this dude? >>DRAX: This is not a dude. You are a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man. >GAMORA: His muscles look like they're made of Xandarian steel. >STAR-LORD: Okay, stop massaging his muscles!
If this is real, I'm not watching this movie.
Grayson Sullivan
There is a leaked clip on youtube of this exact scene.
>he says in a silly high pitched voice while looking in the camera >>"Wowie zowie! Riiiiiiiiight in my infinity stones!"
...okay, I kek'd.
Evan Robinson
>1 I feel like the ''watch your mouth'' joke is going to get used way too much >2 Too much, Gamora's dialogue and Star Lord's last line is enough >3 ''You can't park here'' is enough >4 I smirked but I think it's out place >5 Eh >6 Not terrible, not great >7 Terrible >8 Good >9 Good
Thomas Peterson
>>dog puts paws over eyes and whimpers I'm dead
William Taylor
Is that asgards ship destroyed? i.e. all of asgard is dead?
Juan Morgan
Any link to Number 8?
Oliver Rodriguez
Valkyrie reportedly makes it out with a few survivors.
Isaac Jenkins
>some user wrote all of this with impotent tears running down his face truly a shakespearean tragedy.
Connor Nelson
>laugh at OPs post cause of course it’s not real >it is
>DRAX: This is not a dude. You are a dude. This is a man. A handsome, muscular man. >CAP: Short hair now? Good choice. >THOR: You too. The beard. Very rugged. Yuri innuendos when, Feige? Also read where op took some quips from. >Sam feels uncomfortable in wakanda What the hell? why?
