What's the deal with Rasputin? Why was he murdered?

What's the deal with Rasputin? Why was he murdered?

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Jewish tricks

Only (((they))) may use evil magicks to control the (((aristocracy))) This is known

influence, wiki is your friend sort of

He was going to write a tell-all book.

he wasn't murdered, he discovered immortality

He fucked the tsarsess

creepy boner wizard

He could of got Russia pulled out of WW1 early. Shot by a unjacketed round from a Wembley.
Shot and killed by a British spy to try and keep Russia in the war longer.

Hes often portrayed as a villain but I remember reading that be begged Tsar Nicholas not to go into WW1, his anti-war stance and his influence over the Romanov family was part of the reason the nobility had him killed.

Tsar was desperate to cure his child. When a father wants to see her son better he will do anything. Someone told him this guy could fix the problem

He was jewed.

He discovered a pedo ring orchestrated by the tsar Nicholas himself. Nicholas's son Alexei was discovered in a shallow grave, and both were found with collapsed buttholes. Rasputin managed to alert the other comrades and the tsar and his mongoloid wife fled to Argentina while the capitol burned to the ground. It is unknown whether or not they still live today. Rasputin was found, presumably suicided by a bullet to the back of the head.

Most metal death.

Beaten, shot and rolled into a carpet and thrown in the river. Died by drowning

His benis was too big and he was a threat to all married men. His pickled privates are still around btw

he was a vampire

Rasputin was a manic depressive alcoholic. He seduced multiple women and became more and more of a sex addict. He was killed because he knew too much and was becoming too much of a social and political scandal and liability. He was, nevertheless, very difficult to kill and seemed to have an almost superhuman ability to resist dying even when poison and shooting should have worked. If I remember correctly. Perhaps that is mythology, however. In brief, Rasputin was originally rather independent, sincere, and full of interesting theological ideas, but alcohol, sex, and political intrigues ruined him.

This, Rasputin literally did nothing wrong aside from be a wizard and have a big schlong.
He tried to make Russia a better place but Russia didn't want to be a better place.

>Get poisoned with cyanide
>Unaffected, don't even know
>Get shot
>Live, get up and run
>Get shot again
>Spine broke, can't run
>Get shot in head
>Live
>Get tied up and thrown in a river
>Escape bonds but drown

What is that flag?

Yeah really makes you question the effectiveness of the british intelligence services.

He was part of some weird cult which had many orgies and believed sinning made you closer to god.

He wasn't as awesome as the other Rasputin

Eastern Timor, ignorant Ukranian! Also known as Tuganesia

Little Portugal

Everything they say about him is complete fairy tale bullshit. In other words he was probably a holy man who was discredited by the Bolsheviks who took power after his death.

He was the lover of the Russian queen. Have you never heard the Rasputin song?

So Rasputin was a wizard with a 7"+ dick? He would've fit right in here.

Rah Rah Rasputeen
Lover of the Russian Queen

My chick loves that band so I got her a greatest hits collection a couple years ago.

I remembered hearing Rasputin a bit growing up in the 80s in California, but I had heard none of their other songs. After listening to that disc a bunch of times their hits are all simplistic, formulaic and similar sounding but honestly infectious as hell too, desu.

Belfast is my fucking jam.

maan, that guy was a tough kill..

Just a Priest with a BRC.

I'm not old enough to have heard their songs on radio but my ma and pa were huge fans when I was a kid growing up in Iran so I started listening to them and of course ABBA and Modern Talking.

He knew too much. Like commies tried to say Nicolas II was an autist, while in fact he was brilliant leader.

>He was the lover of the Russian queen.
that`s why I hate you niggers

Who the fuck ARE you, dude?

They sounded that way, because Boney M did not write them. They were a conceived group by the same person that thought up Milli Vanilli, Frank Farian.

Boney M was a financial venture, not a musical one, hence the formula.

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>but I remember reading that be begged Tsar Nicholas not to go into WW1
That's because he was on a German payroll.

he grabbed too much pussy
(seriously)

Because his dick was getting bigger every year.

Nice

No post could contain more mass culture stereotypes about him.

>Rasputin was a manic depressive alcoholic
He became alcoholic only during his last years, 1914 on. He had a mentality close to those "life-fast-die-young" rock stars, and I suppose, he just felt his finest hour was coming to an end and experienced a sort of mental breakdown, similar to, say, Jim Morrison during his last years.

>He seduced multiple women and became more and more of a sex addict.
This is the most widespread stereotype about him that couldn't be farther from truth.

In fact, Rasputin was almost an impotent; He even boasted of his impotence, saying that it was his sainthood that prevented him from feeling any sexual arousal in the presence of women. The Russian Orthodox Church officials had their people spying on him and there are reports on what he did with women he brought home: in most cases this was petting and nothing more; often he would just order the woman undress, look at her for a minute and then would just command her to get dressed and get out. He did engage in these parasexual activities very frequently indeed; probably as a sort of overcompensation.

What he was really good at though is women's psychology: there are numerous accounts of him being able to console a woman who say just lost her son as a result of just a 15 minutes conversation. He was a natural born psychoanalyst, that's all, and that was how he found his way into the Tsar's inner circle: Tsar's wife was a person of a very neurotic temperament, and, in absence of qualified specialists, conversations with Rasputin really helped her.

Because he was a weird cunt.