Why aren't you living in Australia yet?

Oh., that's right. We're full, fuck off!

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because I prefer girls whose tits are bigger than my own

t. Basement dweller

Too bad you didn't stop the boats in time.
Faggot.

because the women have potato faces?

hard to find with d cups huh bud

because they are full.

kill yourself

Small titties are quite nice too.

Fine then, here is another you can't have, because we're full, and you are a fat cunt.

We have an Australia. Its called Florida. Less Chinese though.

i'm leaving this shithole

Just for you OP.

I can just imagine their annoying voices now.. Nobody wants to live on your shitty desert island.

Australia is the greatest and most powerful country on Earth.

>not appreciating DFC

Chinks over Spics any day mate

Because it's full, and i need to fuck off

Australia is not a place for white men its a barren wasteland desert island with no pine oak maple or ash trees this is a white mans forest

disgusting

they will never have a pet kangaroo named skippy, sad

They don't look very into Australia mate.

Because etertainment censorship is worse than almost anywhere in civilized world.

>lowest prices are just the beginning

It's nowhere near either one of those things.

doesnt Oz run on a points system? how do you get in?

there is nothing more cringe worthy then an American saying mate we don't even say that shit up in Canada you dumb ass

>posting a potato faced chick with dwarfy misshapen legs

you had one job, user

>no military

>powerful

do australian girl like japanese man?

Eating a grilled snag while watching her show off, love this country.

Dump more Aussie QTs please.

My great great great great great great great great grandfather stole a loaf of bread and got sent here.

You don't.
We're full, no points left.

Don't think so, Kenji.

do any girl like japanese man?

Nice girls. Too bad they'll get skin cancer.

better call the drug dealer

LMFAO

No girls do

Down a pint of unleaded in under a minute and you can have native title

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>be the master race
>go tanning
fml famalam

I imagine the brown one giving me a disgusted look and the blond one already being pregnant.

australia is not all sunshine and rainbows. we have a certain level of unrivaled bitchiness

Whats even the difference in first world countries like US, canada, Aus, UK, ect
like really besides climate, accents, architecture

You're full like those sheila's bikini tops are full i.e. empty apart from the nips.

Is this real? Holy fuck thankyou based Singapore

Because I like snow and dislike venomous and toxic fauna.

Strongest nation in south east Asia
AAA credit rating
Best resources in Asia if not the World just waiting to be mined
Best alliances America,UK,Commonwealth
Part of the five Eyes
Actually white unlike America
Punch far above our weight
Highly trained special forces
Best wildlife to drop onto enemy countries

Australians are the most powerful race

No White women never ever like Asian cock, maybe try some Philippine/Singaporean/Chinese rape women

Because I don't want deadly animals all over the place.

I fucking know this Bunnings!

How can Australian men even compete?

Because my shit will fly in your face.

I don't like snakes jumping up my ass when i'm on the toilet

this women is so insanely hot. for years ive seen this pic and nothing more.
I DEMAND MORE OF THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATURE
(no, not the emu you unfunny fucks)

Looks like the Radelaide bunnings.
Top place.

kek

Eh I used to for 1 1/2 year. Great country, funny as fuck people, very similar beer drinking habits as germans which fit me perfectly.
Fucking hate the prices on everything, especially smokes.

But fuck me, theres nothing worse than a group of 5-10 abos high on diesel and glue throwing sticks from a bush in a park. fucking hate these apes. pretty sure we ran one over when we did that outback car travel every backpacker has to do.
but who cares.

Is that Bunnings in Midland WA?

She had a few videos in Australia's own emu porn site AUSBEAKED but it can only be found in the deep web

the cities need to be purged

> tfw gonna get a medical marijuana licence and become rich.

Feelsgoodman

She doesn't look full of anything but Chinese

A little tip, start getting real good at making edibles and waxes/shatter.
Nice tasting edibles with the perfect amount of thc are a bomb sale.
people will run other people over to get them.
Im speaking from experience i worked as a pastrychef for a big ass coffeeshop in amsterdam.

Youre not full until my dick says youre full

topkek

>TFW shooting and blowing up Muslims nearly shoulder to shoulder with the ADF in Shitghanistan
>TFW only brits and stralians have the balls to laugh at incoming heavy machinegun and rpg fire with us
>TFW stop in Australia for 4 weeks of cross training between deployments
>TFW pounding beers and enjoying the excellent hospitality with my Australian allies and their most warm and welcoming countrymen
>TFW slay some well-used Australian pussy and laugh about how the entire ADF beat me to it
>TFW ADF making up STD names for what I caught because too drunk to remember if I wrapped it up
>TFW the spider meme is no meme at all, Australia is literally 95% prehistoric killer and/or giant spiders
>TFW open invitation to Australia from the brothers and sisters I made
>TFW apparently not allowed to go back because Sup Forums told me their full and called me a fat cunt

Fuck you, I'm coming back eventually, full or not.

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>tfw got my visa approved to come work for the Australian government for a year
Prepare to have your women stolen by the superior American, cunts.

yeah nah fuck off we're full

White people belong in the north. Enjoy your skin cancer and your slow niggerification.

Yeah, the sluts all want to fuck guys with accents.
Americans have the silliest accents.

Cause I like internet faster than dial up

Delet this

Say that to my face when I am fucking your "mummy" over in Sydney, m8.

Even Japanese girl don't like Japanese man

Are you gonna lie about voting Trump? Or be a real man?

this post again, same image too

Full of Abbos, lol

Kek, 10/10 post Bong

>No military
Aren't you special
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Army
We're the most powerful country in our region.

You guys tried to invade us, so..

>The size of Pluto
>Full
I know it's a meme but still

>He's going to Sydney
That's barely even Australia anymore, mate.
>India2, Mosque Mountain, Backpackerstan

Sorry cunt, I'm coming back. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe not this year, but when you least expect it. You'll be sitting there chilling with your huntsman named Harry, relaxing and BAM! The smell of a double cheeseburger permeates everything around you. All the sudden I'm in your kitchen, "g'day mate how bout a Fosters, I hear it's Australian for beer."

Why the fuck would I lie? Australians are the fucks of the southern hemisphere. The women will want me to plow them with my MAGA cock.

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Still full

Oi cunts - what app do you use to bet on politics ?

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Fuckin win!

I don't gamble I pay off my mortgage.

>Greatness breeds jealousy

>Fosters
>Australian for beer
Triggered tbqh

No infrastructure
No jobs

He.. Didn't mean that seriously

I thought it was as well!

I lived in Australia for quite a while. It was nice but it did feel a bit like I was living in a retirement home and there isn't much there in the way of culture.

It's like if you took Americans and took away their coolness and if you took Brits and took away their sense of humour then combined what was left and made them live in a jacuzzi with nothing but sports showing all around. That's Australia.

Plus bush flies. What the fuck is that shit? Hundreds of the things crawling into your eyes and nose. It's not normal guys, sort it out.

Holy fucking shit.

My sides.

Our culture is having a bonfire on a cold night with your mates while drinking

That or shitposting, because shitposting is what you do when you can't do that. Because as you said there wasn't much you can exactly do.

I lived in England for quite a while. It was nice but it did feel a bit like I was living in a retirement home and there isn't much there in the way of culture.

It's like if you took Americans and took away their coolness and if you took Aussies and took away their sense of humour then combined what was left and made them live in a jacuzzi with nothing but sports showing all around. That's England .

Plus Blacks. What the fuck is that shit? Hundreds of the things crawling into your eyes and nose. It's not normal guys, sort it out.

This.

Plus good Aussies are hard to find since we are so spread out.