Angela Merkel Confirms Her Decision to Run for a Fourth Term

So Merkel has just confirmed that she will be seeking re-election for a fourth time.

Germans, what are her chances of re-election? I know we can tend to live in a bit of a bubble on Sup Forums so please be honest, does she actually have a chance of, God forbid, getting in again?

Reuters claimed a poll of 45% of germans don't want her but 55% do - After what has happened in the last year in respect to polls, I don't give them much credence.

Surely there is no way she can get re-elected? What are her chances?

Merkel will lose

YAAASSSS QUEEN SLAY

WITNESSED.

so it begins

She'll get reelected, in no small part because she's a nimble negotiator that managed to pinthe failures and scandals of the administration on other people, leaving her with no serious contender.

SHADILAY

i'm not exactly up on what's going on over there... i think she has high approval ratings, but apparently they've been declining since the whole immigration thing got started? i think she's still popular though

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP

I-i-i-is this the fourth Reich anons?

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>1488
KEKUS VULTS!

not bad. not bad at all.

PRAISE HIM

>Germans, what are her chances of re-election?

I would say 50:50

50% chance she wins, 50% someone even worse gets it.

>Reuters claimed a poll of 45% of germans don't want her but 55% do

The only people who like Merkel are those who never voted for her or have absolutely zero idea about what is going on because they are demented.

The thing is, our system doesn't allow for victories like you had it in the UK or US. There is no A or B decision, no way to hijack an established party and use their voter base. The AfD had to start from zero and work their way up from there.

Best case scenario for Germany is:
>CDU doesn't manage to get into the coalition, as a result finally purges Merkel & cronies because they have outlived their usefulness
>SPD/Grüne/Linke form a coalition, fuck shit up even worse than Merkel did
>hopefully collapse soon after, otherwise next elections in 2021
>shit is so fucked up that the AfD gets a massive boost in voters, CDU reorganized by then and enters a coalition with them

We have the advantage that our system is not all-or-nothing like in the US, so we get multiple tries. If Trump had lost there would be no coming back from that, since the establishment would have closed every loophole that allowed outsiders to simply take over their party.
On the other hand that means our process is a lot slower and takes more than one election cycle.

Looks like the "best" case scenario is gonna happen. Praise Kek

first get best get.

S H A D I L A Y

I am becoming convinced that this bitch's destiny is actually to destroy herself through her very stubborn insistence on this total betrayal of her kin.

The cunt is heading for oblivion. Let her stay on her course.

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>1488

Thats too good to be true

So is it written, and so it shall be....
Kek vers: 88

Is there any realistic competition?

Wow.

How, dude?

She let THOUSANDS of sand niggers walk right in your nation, and you're telling me people will hire that dumb bitch again?

SPD+Grüne+Linke are pretty unlikely to get enough votes for a majority. And there's absolutely no way we're getting a minority government without the party that got the most votes (which will be CDU).

Face it, there is no way around Merkel.

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>1488
what a fucking get

>Surely there is no way she can get re-elected? What are her chances?

She will win.
The other alternative possible for 2017: a coalition from left-farleft parties. Making Stalinists part of the government.
And im sure you all know what the means for immigrations.

There is such a government in Berlin (local) right now and theyre basically turning the City into a sanctuary City. Its impossible to get deported if you live in Berlin etc.

But Germany is just slower than everyone else.
It needs to get worse before it gets better.
AfD will have a majority by 2021.

>poll
(((polls))) dont matter.
Haven't you learned anything from the >current year ?

>1488
If it be your will...

Merkel will hang

Her party already dropped by 10%, while the SPD only lost 2.5%.
Would probably look even worse if you took a look at just the CDU rather than CDU+CSU.

She will end in a similar position to Clinton, with her whole legacy destroyed and her name reviled. She doesn't even have kids who could carry on her family name.
Which is probably also the reason she clings so much to the chancellorship. She has absolutely nothing else in her life and still has the delusional hope she can somehow save this train wreck.

No.

There's no popular opponent since the other major party has been a clown fiesta for years.

Europe, awaken, the Fourth Reich rises

O snap

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Some german make your grandfather proud and murder this miserable bitch.

Germany will be liberated from Merkal now that we have Trump.

Trump, and Putin are gonna be waving there big dicks around over Germany's head like sabers waiting to see if they elect Merkel again or if the regime change comes naturally.

A sort of wait and see version of WW2

>1488
IT BEGINS

SHADILAY!

>1488

it's over dont you get it

OMG THE DIGITS!

>WITNESSED

SIEG HEIL PASTA! THE PENDULUM SWINGS!

MEME MAGIC

We need to do it again, for Kek's sake!

First of all, because our whole established political class is nothing but traitors on a similar or even worse level than Merkel.

Additionally, Germany does not elect it leader. We elect the parliament which then assigns all offices. You don't have to win shit, you just need to lose the least.

Praise KEK

Praise KEK for bringing us this best timeline!!!

KEK WILLS IT

Could still get a happening that will flip around some numbers. I wouldn't completely rule it out for now.
Though if the elections were tomorrow, yeah, she would get into office again.

She won't because literally every single German is a cuck including all the ones posting on this board. They will all be voting for her.

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Ahhh....shit, that's right.

G'damn parliamentary system shenanigans...my bad.

That was a long term prediction, not one for 2017.

>You don't have to win shit, you just need to lose the least.
I-I don't have a response.

Praise KEK!

>1488

I want her in there so germany can be a sacrifice for the rest of the world. Never letting refugees anywhere but germany while every woman gets raped.

fuck my shit up senpai

There's no way she'll lose. It's to early for the people to make a change yet since most of them are still asleep in their pink happy bubble.

But maybe we can meme the AFD to become a solid opposition.

I'll vote AFD Tyrese.

Kek has spoken. 1488 shadilay brother.

Merkel can't really lose.
The worst thing that could happen to her is her losing the great coalition.

If the AfD gets strong enough and the FDP makes it beyond 5% things could get very thin.

And in that case we'll either get Merkel and the SPD and some junior party - Merkel and two junior parties or no Merkel but a fucking leftist alliance which would be even worse.
Parliamentary systems were a mistake.

:O

oh lordy here it goes again

Thanks to first and second vote (first for a direct candidate from your district, second for the party distribution in the parliament) you don't even need to win your own district to get into the parliament.
If your party has some slots left from the 2nd vote that are not filled with direct candidates they can still put you in.

It takes fucking massive shifts in voting patterns to change anything about the composition of the parliament, especially with regard to the big parties. They have so many fail-safes to overwrite election results - I mean, we had the AfD go from 0 to >20% in some states and it did literally nothing. In the US that would have been a historic shift that would shape the policies of the nation for decades to come.

if my post ends in 33, merkel will lose and kek is illuminati against illuminati

Praise Kek!

ALL HAIL KEK

free betting tips from kek, is this sin?

>1488

It's on us to still actively see this through.

Let's will this into being. Never lose concentration on the ultimate goal of removing this woman from power.

when first post is best post

>1488
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Thank you Kek

here i thought we were done drawing our cards

You mean like WW3?

Even getting this far would be a miracle.

Praise Kek

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Dam, Son

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is he growing stronger? what have we created?

Kek has spoken. Germany will be saved.

WITNESSED

>1488
Praise KEK

Kek only said Merkel will not win. Which could also mean the true socialists get into power.
In the long run that could still save us, but in the short run it will fuck us up good.

>1488

This timeline.....what a time to be here.

HOLY SHIT
>4u
>1488

Are Germans actually cucked enough to reelect Merkel for a fourth fucking time? Jesus Christ.

1488 and 4u in userid, PRAISE KEK!!!

Yeah we have to be vigilant to engineer things so that it's our people who come into power by then.

>1488

Thats the sign.

Make baneposting great again.

heil

>1488

Well, if the Führer says so

We lack a competent rightwing party.

>CDU isn't actually cucked but Merkel is a marxist globalist and took over the party so being against her is being against the party
>SPD are corrupt sozis
>FDP are corrupt ''We don't care about your shit just decrease taxes for the rich''
>Green party are the biggest muslim lovers who want to legalize CP and hard drugs
>Die Linke/Left Party are commies

The AfD is the best thing we got and they aren't very smart.

MERKEL WILL LOSE CONFIRMED

ALIENS BTFO

I think German will believe fake polls and obey their media. Also, you gotta figure Merkel has some fixing going on with voting.

Praise kek!

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Holy fuck. Holy kek. My eyes cannot believe what they are seeing. Not only a fpbp but also the doubloons? BUT WAIT. IS THAT 1488? On a fucking merkel post? If I ever doubted meme magic, I am now a believer. Hail kek!

You don't understand anything about our election process. There is no populist alternative choice for chancellor. It will always be between CDU and SPD and what you idiots don't understand is that the CDU is our CONSERVATIVE party. Meaning, it can only get worse, never better.