Brit/pol/ - Degeneracy edition

>Farage will stand in South Thanet if election is re-held following suspected Tory cheating
theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/20/nigel-farage-stand-election-again-south-thanet

>Blair to set up Brexit lobbying group
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3954246/The-Tories-screwing-Brexit-Jeremy-Corbyn-s-nutter-m-returning-politics-Tony-Blair-hunts-Westminster-office-set-new-Brexit-lobbying-group.html

>more stormy weather expected over tomorrow and Tuesday
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/uk-weather-britain-battered-more-9297837

>fire near Heathrow
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38045467

>ministers want to begin trade deal talks with Trump
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/19/donald-trump-trade-deal-ministers-aim-for-uk-us-statement-of-int/

>Scottish government to discuss railway nationalization
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-38040804

>Murray beats Djokovic in ATP World Tour final, holds on to No. 1 spot
mirror.co.uk/sport/tennis/andy-murray-novak-djokovic-live-9297929

>Theresa May plans to allow business to fuck the UK as they please
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/21/theresa-may-to-offer-business-an-olive-branch-with-hint-of-futur/

>Uppity Spanish cunts try to get to The Rock
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/21/royal-navy-fires-flares-at-spanish-vessel-in-gibraltar/

>Even niggers hate Harry
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/20/prince-harrys-popularity-to-be-tested-as-notmyprince-trends-as-h/

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkland_Islands_sovereignty_referendum,_2013
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar_sovereignty_referendum,_2002
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/barbados-wants-to-ditch-the-queen-on-the-50th-anniversary-of-its-independence-a6772571.html
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>Degeneracy edition

keeping with the thread theme post your most degenerate pictures of modern britain

Best county.

He's talking about you.

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Officers barking orders, emphasis on weapons training, uniforms expected to be closer to military standards than civilian.

Basically its not run as a civillian vessel anymore and tries to emulate RN standards to varying degrees of sucess.

Best country.

FARAGE?

BIT OF A FRENCH NAME INNIT

MORE LIKE...

RACIST-AGE

Posting Andrew Neill's brutal takedown of a lying Remainer on yesterday's Sunday Politics for those who didn't see it

youtube.com/watch?v=UHzmCHcM7cA

ffs

No wonder no one is joining it. If the RFA is just RN-lite people won't join it.

I find it funny that most of brit/pol/ supports squaddies, but are then triggered by pictures like this. Clearly never been on the piss in a garrison town.

>HOW ABOUT THE WHITE WORKING CLASS HUH?

>HOW ABOUT THE EMPIRE?

>BOTH ARE REALLY STUPID AREN'T THEY

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I laughed desu

The appeal is the laxer entry standards and, judging by the ones I've seen, laxer fitness standards.

But I'd never heard of the RFA until about a year and a half ago, I think a big issue is lack of publicity.

I don't think it's the exact moment and the people in the picture that's degenerate, I think it's the implication that people do that sort of shit religiously. I can understand some squaddies blowing off steam, but I think it becomes rotten when it turns in to a lifestyle and not just a way of relieving stress.

I could just link you to my flickr account to save time

obviously if our modes of transportation weren't so fucking boring we wouldn't be sitting so much

>flickr

It's pretty much a lifestyle in the Army, especially when the German regements where still a big thing.

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Soldiers get a pass though, they're soldiers.

True, it'd also be hard to kind of advertise for, promoting a civilian component of the Royal Navy is a hard sell. If someone wanted to work at sea they'd probably go for far more well known private companies, if someone wanted to serve their country they'd just join the RN proper.

I think it is more the reasoning behind it. It being banter is different to someone doing it for sex.

>DIS KOMODO DRAGON IS GETTING LITERALLY RAPED LOL

>WATCH DIS MAY FLY DESPERATE FO SUM PUSSY HO'

Niggerisation was a mistake

Counting sleeping bags and cam netting 95% of the time gives me a pass?

These rules seem very arbitrary.

We had 3 brothels outside camp which was about 5 miles from the nearest town in Lower Saxony, and after a stressful day of going for a light run and copying some paper work for the troop commander, they would be turning people away from the doors because they'd be full.

Soldiering isn't particularly stressful, its practically NEET life most of the time.

which of our former colonies if the most based?

It's not degeneracy, it's progress.

Australia easily.

Falklands, there is nothing that produces more salt than angry Argies.

>We had 3 brothels outside camp which was about 5 miles from the nearest town in Lower Saxony, and after a stressful day of going for a light run and copying some paper work for the troop commander, they would be turning people away from the doors because they'd be full.
I forgot to account for the massive amount of doing naff all in the name of Queen and country you fuckers do. This kind of shit is quite degenerate.

Remember when based David Starkey called out black culture on Newsnight? Was watching it live. Pretty based.
youtube.com/watch?v=OVq2bs8M9HM

Which of your former colonies is not a cesspit of the dregs of humanity?

I think most merchant navy vessels have less staff than your average RFA vessel, so they would likely have much higher educational standards. RFA will accept anyone as a Deckhand.

New Zealand, Fiji, Bahamas and the Maldives all seem aite

But I've not been to any

Inclined to agree
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falkland_Islands_sovereignty_referendum,_2013

>Votes in favour of rejoining the Argies
>3 (three)
>0.2% of the total

Australia.

No question about it.

They put their "refugees" on islands and make the conditions so shit they don't want to come back. None of this giving them whatever they need to survive bullshit.

>those 3 votes

Someone was either having a bit of a laugh, was drunk, or put it in the wrong box.

I bet they were the only niggers on there as well, o the only Argies.

Same thing surely

I'm out now, but Squaddies are very degenerate. Born out of bordeom and "Lad culture" is prevalent.

How's that been going, Laurie?

I didn't realise the argies were still after the islands. I thought it was a political distraction tactic employed by the Junta. They're democratic now right?

>with even the small Argentine population on the islands saying they would vote 'Yes'.

similar
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gibraltar_sovereignty_referendum,_2002

>Votes in favour of sharing sovereignty with spain
>1.03%

>tfw even argies hate argies

That really hurt :(

STARKEY NO

BASED

He's absolutely right though

They probably live better than mainland Argies, only an idiot shoots themself in the foot.

Did you miss the joke?

On the one hand, I have a lot of respect for soldiers, they are doing something that I'd never have the guts to do voluntarily.

But let's not kid ourselves, a lot of them are uneducated and immoral, only in the army because they couldnt get any GCSEs, and if they werent on tour they'd probably be knocking up some 16yo chav and getting in fights at the pub.

I like to think that serving in the army might turn them into better humans in general though, so it's not necessarily a bad thing.

Ah, right, the whole SWEDEN YES thing, I did, it's quite late for me

Starkey is always brilliantly sharp, the only dud interview I've ever seen with him was the one shortly after his husband died after the EU referendum where he sat there and let some dyed-hair young girl lecture him about how he was an old white man for about two minutes straight, bit sad that

Didn't alot of Argies disagree with the war to start with?

I don't know a great deal about it, but I believe I read somewhere that the war was born out of a rivialry between the leadership of the Argie Air Force and Navy and one of them invaded without the consent of the others to try and gain some """easy""" prestige.

I think he meant
>STARKEY NO
As in 'dont reveal your power level'

Of course loads of soldiers are complete spastics who joined because they had no other prospects, still top lads for doing it though. In fact that's a big reason as to why I want to join, I'm not a "lad" though I'm rather quiet and reserved.

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/barbados-wants-to-ditch-the-queen-on-the-50th-anniversary-of-its-independence-a6772571.html

Traitors

Not really sure, but from I can gather from Argie opinion on here not too many of them really care about the rocks and it's mostly just the government trying to act big and tough.

This has usually been the case in history.

I'm so glad we have based political presenters

Indeed, poor Starkey is making his life harder for himself.

Tbh spastics who can't get gcses can be good craic

My mates that I met through uni are way more boring than the retards I met through school/ grew up with

Not sure about that, but it could be a factor.

From what I understand of it, the military Junta was really cocking up the economy and dealing with growing public unrest. They used the islands as a distraction from the domestic problems and to rile up some patriotism.

They gambled that the small garrison would be easy to defeat and that we wouldn't be able to (or willing to) retake the islands once they had invaded.

They`re all old, I`m scared for what will happen when they retire.
Someone like Owen Jones will replace them.

Mornin' lads.
What's the good word?

>The British arrived Barbados in 1627, according to the Buckingham Palace website. Such were its colonial trappings, it came to be known as ‘Little England’

>tfw you find out about the real little englanders

If they had waited to the Major years, they may have gotten away with it.

Are National Action MI5?

Spain has sailed some of its ships in to British waters around Gibraltar, so we're sending some of ours up there to retaliate. Might get messy lad. HAPPENING

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>All that butthurt

If the hundred millionth get is a shitpost from a known cunt country it's going to be glorious

Bumped for awesomeness.

They actually never planned for a conflict, they presumed America would try and settle the problem for them politically, we invaded anyway.

With this in mind, YouGov worked with Britain’s Regius Professor of Political Science, David Sanders from the University of Essex to conduct a study across twelve European countries to attempt to quantify the layout of the political landscape from this new perspective.

The results may well be cause for concern for politicians in mainstream established parties across the continent. The study has revealed that in eight of the twelve countries, almost half of voters – if not more – hold authoritarian populist views.

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Well, I call bullshit on pollsters nowadays, which is a shame, because if this poll were correct, Le Pen would win handsomely.

Lads, let's beat the krauts with the 'hard Brexit' meme
It can't get hard enough for me, I would make ex-pats return(or leave Europe) and send all Europeans home who don't fulfill the international requirements, i.e. Earn £35k+ per year
Goodbye streets full of gypsys and eurodrunks

Just retards.

No it isn't, our navy might be a meme but its more than the shit Spain has.

BASED POLAND

Le Pen actually needs to get over 50% of the vote to not lose, french politics is actually worse than ours.

You mean the research vessel thing?
Or was there more?

Didn't they also think we'd just not try?

It would be that way if we had a shit European system like PR too

In Britain, almost half of voters (48%) hold authoritarian populist views. The data suggests there are four distinct tribes of British voters – two of which hold authoritarian populist views and two which have a liberal outlook.

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(((Polls))) say half of Britain is authoritarian-populist, meaning it's probably more.

If it is from brit/pol/, and as we discussed last night, I hope it isn't - then I hope it is something like the rivers of blood speech with a picture of enoch powell

Legitimate military ships, not just research vessels. I guess the Spanish got pissed off because we shot flares at their people once too often, so it's a military thing now.

Never stay up until 6am working on a project fuck me am I dead or alive rn

I can't see Le Pen winning. Nor am I a pessimist; I predicted Trump would win throughout the campaign.

>populist

This is just a word liberal elites use to try and invalidate right wing views.

They literally thought America would stop us, it was meant to be done diplomatically, they were unfortunate that Thatcher needed the popularity boost that a war would give her.

>france 63%

Le Pen soon.

Agreed.

Never do an all-nighter, period..... Unless you're staying up to watch Brexit win the EU referendum.

What is authoritarian populism? Seems like an oxymoron.

I don't understand what the elitists must be thinking when they criticise populism, which literally means "the people against the elites"

Northern Ireland is pretty fun. You should visit while you still can.

Been throwing up yellow shit all night and morning, feel dead desu.

Source?

>all those liberals and centrists
I`d rather they didn`t get their way desu
By the looks of this a lot of people would actually support May`s snooper charter