Nice boat pajeet. How is the displacement going through poo?
Liam Sullivan
MUH 130 IQ
continent of retards
John Bell
How much is poo in the loo destroyer?
Brandon Sanders
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Nathaniel Bennett
>Class and type: Kolkata-class destroyer > >Displacement: 7,500 t (8,300 short tons)[5][6] > >Length: 163 m (535 ft) > >Beam: 17.4 m (57 ft) > >Speed: In excess of 30 kn (56 km/h; 35 mph) > >Sensors and processing systems: >Thales LW-08 D-band air search radar[7] >IAI EL/M-2248 MF-STAR S-band AESA multi-function radar >IAI EL/M-2238 L-band STAR surveillance radar >BEL HUMSA-NG bow sonar >BEL Nagin active towed array sonar[8] >BEL Electronic Modular Command & Control Applications (EMCCA Mk4) combat management system > >Electronic warfare & decoys: >Elbit Systems Deseaver MK II countermeasures systems and defensive aids suite >Kavach Chaff Decoy System > >Armament: > >Anti-air missiles: >4 × 8-cell VLS, for a total of 32;[9] >Barak 8 missiles (Range: 0.5 km (0.31 mi) to 90 km (56 mi)[10]) > >Anti-ship missiles: >2 × 8-cell UVLM for 16 BrahMos anti ship missiles > >Guns: >1 × 76 mm gun >4 × AK-630 CIWS > >Anti-submarine warfare: >4 × Torpedo tubes >2 × RBU-6000 anti-submarine rockets > >Aircraft carried: > >2 × helicopters: >Sea King >HAL Dhruv 0 toilets.
Jonathan Rivera
Fuel: never ending stream of poo poo and pee pee fermented to biofuel
Poot poot to shoot shoot
Dominic Murphy
>butthurt pasta detected
As fine as a sharty sunday in walmart
580 million$
Joseph Allen
Like your ships have marts in them
Das right douche boi.
Easton Adams
Waited for this post.
Henry James
>a destroyer >only thing smaller is a patrol boat Nice ship Pajeet
Gabriel Lewis
You do realize that no matter what you achieve the stereotype of street shitting idiots will always trump that? Same with Russia and their shitty infrastructure & alcohol. Same as China and Beijing pollution & poverty.
Nolan Cruz
>Beijing pollution & poverty >not dog eating Ustasa pls
Ryan Martin
Nobody's trying to change the image we acknowledge the problems and celebrate success as well
Camden Johnson
But the real question is does it have a loo? Or does the crew poo to the ocean?
>On 10 June 2016, while undergoing a scheduled major refit of INS Vikramaditya,[106] two people were killed by a toxic gas leak that occurred during maintenance work in the Sewage Treatment Plant compartment of INS Vikramaditya at Karwar. Two other people were injured and taken to the naval hospital.[107][108]
India cannot into sewage treatment.
James King
designated shitting oceans
Christopher Murphy
>Checks flag >Can barely afford a proper army
We know that oven mitt russia
in the ocean
That's a Russian carrier, blame them
das right ahmed
Ryan Taylor
POO
Nathaniel Bell
ACHMED
Joseph Roberts
IN
Hunter Lopez
How many toilets?
Brayden Taylor
that looks pretty impressive, famalam! congratulations on your country's progress
Christian Barnes
>checks flag >can afford no toilets and a destroyer Carriers where
Brody Turner
Grats on the new boat, pretty swank.
No shitting in the trade lanes, you scat obsessed freaks.
Michael Martinez
Who cares about your fucking boat, Patel? Truth is that everyone hates curryniggers, stop trying to compensate for something irredeemable, you filthy mongrel.
Elijah Jenkins
can't wait to see Somalia's new pirate shit
Adrian Cruz
> That's a Russian carrier, blame them I got the message, poo.
Thomas Kelly
>100 % foreign weapons and equipment
Meanwhile the Chinese are setting up assembly lines for 15000 ton 100 % locally build destroyers.
Tyler Brown
it's presence will be foretold by a brown tide
Kevin Wright
next generation poo flinging technology
old generation shitting from the bow
Ryder Peterson
Also
>kalkata class destroyer >Calcutta >might legit be firing shit filled ordinance at their targets
Dylan Cox
it'll be a real shitstorm when it gets into combat
Lincoln Anderson
Eh, Vadim, let them have it. Besides the fact that it is most definitely so soaked in shit it can't be washed clean it is so out of date we'll put money more wisely by investing in new ones instead of trying to also restore that one to some use.
Dominic Ward
Thanks mate
>mfw Serbia has 452 million$ military budget
Good, I hope you don't fuck FGFA PAK-FA like your shitty carriers
Its 40% foreign weapons and equipment, as Barak-8 and Brahmos are co-developed by India with Israel and Russia
Andrew Walker
Didn't you guys just fuck up your whole economy?
Anthony Lopez
>mfw Serbia has 452 million$ military budget
And they still have more toilets than India.
Ryder Sanchez
I'm sure they've fucked with those projects less than you and your cousins
Charles King
>checks flag >can't even make their own equipment work
At least Serbia warranted a NATO conflict. Noone cares about indians and their shit because it's a joke.
Have fun maintaining your chinese bought equipment thats based off 40 year old destroyer tech tho.
Cameron Hill
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Jaxson Rodriguez
Was it christened with a glass jenkem bottle?
Xavier Collins
Designated deck.
Andrew Carter
Okay muhammed
John Powell
It'd beat the shit out of any warship it encounters im sure
Jordan Murphy
>jenkem Oh fuck, I haven't heard of this in years.
Zachary Edwards
Thats a big shit
Lincoln Roberts
Nice comeback. Did you think that up while shitting in the street?
Xavier Stewart
It must've been a hard budget to pass
Noah Miller
Nah mate.
>Serbian population - 7.1 million
>40% Indians have access to toilets in their homes = 520 million
Do you even math bro?
>T. a literal sister fucking mudslime
>India buying Chinese weapons Woah, you are a complete retard aren't you? No wonder you lost the empire your ancestors built
Jace Bell
0 loos
2 cows
Jace Morris
>40% >CIWS are russian >Deck gun is Chinese/Italian >missiles are 'co-developed' with Israel and Russia and thus primarily Russian with Israeli mods so Indians can make them >pretty much all the electronics are French/British >entire design pretty much guaranteed to be outsourced
Yeah nah. 7500 tonne destroyer thats less capable than a 4000 tonne frigate m8.
Deck gun is literally the kind that they stick on river boats like the Skjold class. Missiles are laughable because noone is willing to buy their shit despite the price because Russian and Chinese missiles are vastly superior in every regard. All the electronics suite is either foreign produced/sourced/design licensed.
It's less of a domestic ship and more of a mishmash.
Could have just bought a bunch of Khareef class ships from BAE for $130m a pop and got more value.
Gavin Murphy
That's actually an Indian child.
Nathaniel Hall
Why is pajeet here boasting about this new warship?
100+ people just died in some horrific train crash. Spend money on infrastructure.
"I walked into their "officer's head" (their are extremely, extremely hierarchical and classist, even from a military standpoint) and there was a good 2" of ****-water sloshing around back and forth across the deck and an obscure, probably live wire with it's end wrapped in electrical tape non-surreptitiously protruding from the wall."
How long until shit water is sloshing around the bathrooms?
Mason Young
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Holy poo! India is literally losing a war against poo
John Scott
When you faggots gonna nuke Pakistan?
Evan Young
>40% Indians have access to toilets in their homes = 520 million
There are three toilets in India, son. The 520 million dotties share them.
>Do you even math bro?
I know enough maths to understand that Indians have tiny shrivelled penises. Pic related, m8.
Juan Gray
does it have a poop deck op? If not you're in trouble
Thomas Jenkins
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Jack Cox
this is funny untill you realise that is fucking polluting a shiton of potential fishing areas
india what the fuck
Jason Martin
I hope in the future Aus and india can work together in securing the asia pacific. India will be the next china in terms of economic miracle, its time aus got on board and took advantage of it.
Jace Gomez
That's sick
Liam Watson
>Calling Brahmos a shit >Literally the fastest cruise missile >calling Indian missile technology shit >Even though Indian missile program is way superior than the European one >Literally invented rockets and reached mars in first try -> still questions Indian ballistic integrity Why don't you go fuck your sister Ahmed
Aiden Sullivan
>all of that state of the art technology >no onboard loos for poos
inb4 crew dies of dysentery on maiden voyage
Daniel Young
Alright let's dissect your ((((((((statement)))))))))) >Nobody cares about you yet your PM comes to our country begging for trade deals after taking office, and isn't even able to get appointment with our business leaders
Your Economy is dying mate, your populaton is overrun by muzzies, and your govt. has no clue what to do after invoking article 50
Stop being salty at our achievements, sir Dickington. We know we've go problems and we're sorting it out meanwhile go blow some goats
Easton Hill
Looking @ the specs it's about 160m long
Matthew Hall
Ah yes. The Poo.S.S Pajeet takes sail. Capable of launching up to 50,000 kilos of liquid brown destruction on unsuspecting targets. US has called their bluff by creating the USS Loo.
Parker Rivera
>Can sail for 25 days Is that a lot for a navy ship?
Seems like a fairly short period of time to be operating before needing to stop somewhere
Liam Butler
When you dream, are you white?
Joshua Murphy
Nice boat poojeet.
Jaxson Sanchez
You'd be sick too if you lived in a country that's made of poo.
>Nobody cares about you
I literally never said that, you lying dothead. Anyone can highlight my posts or use CTRL+F and see that I have literally never used that phrase in this thread.
Fucking Indians. Always lying and raping. You're like niggers.
Gavin Baker
Look how hard your PM is trying to get that tiny pajeet cock
>dreaming of being white >The same whites being raped by rapefugees No thanks, I don't get nightmares like that
Brayden Rodriguez
> Indian Watercooler
Gabriel Howard
>weaponising poo
Aaron Garcia
Looks like a floating call center to me
Nicholas Hughes
>go blow some goats
But I'm not Indian.
Ayden Hernandez
>Poo S.S. Pajeet fights USS Loo >Poo S.S. Pajeet can't conceive attacking a Hindu shrine
David Turner
Post boats youd fuck
Cameron Watson
Why even bother, when the nukes fly your stupid boat won't fucking matter
>Look how hard your PM is trying to get that tiny pajeet cock
Look how hard your tiny pajeet cock wants Samantha Cameron's pussy.
Christopher Rivera
So all the literal Sup Forums shitposting aside. What politcal implications will this destroyer have? Just a replacement for old stuff, or is India building up its navy? Where will it most likely be deployed?
Pic somewhat related.
Jacob Mitchell
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Easton Ortiz
Indians are well known for not understanding how things work. >Quotes >Green text >toilets The list is endless Just be thankful that most of them are miles away across the sea and the pakis will keep them occupied. Fuck me pajeet, we shouldn't have left you guys so half baked like a poorly cooked flan
Owen Richardson
what's this? you lying ingrate
Xavier Martin
Well I'm happy for you pajeet, no idea why everyone's so shitty with you
Thomas Wilson
25 days seems like fuck all??
Grayson Scott
But you're a Paki aint ya muhammad
John Young
Check out that arse lads
Jackson Sanders
Indians finest naval shit
Where every deck is the poop deck
Samuel Morgan
It's something posted by someone else, you fucking mongoloid.
Give back the extra chromosome and look at the fucking ID.
Nathan Lopez
T H I C K
Jaxson Roberts
sounds like what we used to build in 70s but ok for scaring pakis I think all electronics is provided by happy merchants though, india what the fuck
Jace Cook
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Hunter Foster
>India building up its navy? In the grand scale of things, what India does is pretty irrelevant when it comes to military. It makes me wonder what the point of this ship is, does India even have any enemies?
Liam Cruz
Just look at the ID you fucking literal retard
Alexander Morgan
thicc
Justin Edwards
Pakis and Indians are much the same: you look like shit, you smell like shit, you have sex with animals.
